#I'M FLIPPING TABLES

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Y’ALL THE MARKETING TEAM DID PIXAR’S ELEMENTAL SO DIRTY

#knox rambles #Elemental #ITS SO GOOD??????? #ITS GOT SOME FIRE (pun intended) LINES #AND THE TRAILER IS LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE THE MOVIE Y'ALL DONT' UNDERSTAND #I'M FLIPPING TABLES #I SWEAR DISNEY IS JUST TRYING TO OFF PIXAR RN WITH HOW BAD THEIR MARKETING HAS BEEN LATELY #actually i notice marketing in general has just dropped in quality lately but what'eve's #my bro wanted to take me to see it so badly and i couldn't understand why until i watched it like #trust me dudes it's GORGEOUS #AND its got amazing story #like #UGH I'M FISTFIGHTING THE TRAILER #IT LEADS YOU TO BELIEVE THE MOVIE IS ABOUT SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT #LIKE ITS SO BAD #THE MOVIE ITSELF IS TOP TIER QUALITY #I would say i'm overhyping but then i remember some of the lines and the way the characters and relationship are written and just #no i'm really not overhyping it's actually really good #there's so much mroe going on in that movie than just romance my dude

[frikatilhi]

'you are my fire and water' 😭😭😭😭 how are we feeling today?

I don't know what you mean. Just because he says he lights him up and makes him hot and calms him down and grounds him, you think I would somehow be unwell this fine morning?

What ever gave you that idea???

Also, this

#bojere #bojan cvjetićanin #käärijä #thanks for asking i hate everything #i'm flipping tables

[sparrowmoth]

"the show is expensive to produce" okay but have you considered saving money by producing less garbage and investing in making something good

#reading articles about #shadow and bone #and I'm flipping tables about it #fuck netflix #save shadow and bone

[pseudowho]

My toxic trait is reading a multi-fic, but just scrolling through to find my faves

#I have no excuses #I'm a lazy bitch #My thirst knows no bounds #Smh pushing guys aside to get to my bae #Scrolling through a multi fic to find bae ain't even there #*flips table* #You guys can do it to my fics too #i don't mind

[demodraws0606]

Ok this is gonna sound very condescending but I feel like some people need to hear this :

What q!BBH isn't : Doesn't actually care about the eggs, always has harmful intentions, faking amnesia, doesn't care for his friends

What q!BBH is : A caring father, is very kind to the people he cares about, very much has issues he needs help with

What q!BBH isn't : "Just a little mischievious", better than *insert character who may have done one immoral act*, undeserving of consequences, a good person

What q!BBH is : Manipulative, willing to hurt and kill others for his own goals, has some level of enjoyement over causing people pain, doesn't have any sort of moral compass, overall a pretty shitty person

#qsmp #q!bbh #q!badboyhalo #bbh #badboyhalo #when i see either end of the spectrum i just become the neutral face emoji #like please #some nuance i swear if i hear another #“q!bbh is just a little mischievious” i will flip my table #he is NOT just a little guy #the whole q!tina base thing makes me want to pull my hair out yet again just #people just misinterpret that scene so fucking hard i want to Cry #no he is not faking his amnesia tf you talking about #it's okay i'm fine

[giftedpoison]

It boggles my braincells sometimes thinking about how some people just weren't heavily influenced by their media as I was??? Like when i was kid i grew up reading Gallagher Girls and watching House of Anubis so duh I learned to pick locks, want to learn as many languages as possible, and martial arts. (And also is why I never see lying as a bad thing but a skill.) (Reading Alias and Red Blazer Girls was also a heavy contributor)

Or I started learning ASL because of a tv show I watched in middle school (switched at birth- unsurprising) but now I love the language because I love being able to communicate without talking (although that's more small words that i teach people the meaning so i don't have to use my voice) and learning about the Deaf community.

Or learning sleight of hand because of Kaz Brekker. Chess because of Beth Harmon (I'm determined I'd be pretty good at it if I could just figure out the middle game) Like pick a hobby i have and i'll tell you which fictional character gave it to me. (with the exception of reading, music, writing, researching, and art) These are all exceptionally useless capabilities (other than maybe language learning and lying and you can make an argument that martial arts is a lifetime fitness) and yet they mean a fuck ton to me.

#gallagher girls #cammie morgan #listen the scenes that live rent free in my head from that series is when she flipped that boy she liked over her shoulder #and when she said something about being able to kill someone with a ketchup bottle on the table #kaz brekker #six of crows #whenever i talk to anyone irl they look at me like i'm deranged #house of anubis #language learning #Alias series #queen's gambit #beth harmon #chess

[qcomicsy]

me right now on the Conner Kent tag even though I haven't read a single comic of that man

#THE TEA #THE DRAMA #everybody is so fucking mad #I'm laughing because it wasn't with my blorbo because if it was with me I'd be flipping tables #q rambles

[semi-sketchy]

"We didn't need the interview to answer stuff that's already in the game, people just lack media literacy!"

the game

#to be fair half of the questions are pretty obvious #like is lanz a machina? ...yes? who asked this? #then actual confusing elements are just like ''oh can't answer that because we'll address it in the next game'' #please don't do this to me 1 and 2 stood on their own perfectly fine and didn't need future games to make them make sense #still kills me how when asked about how shulk and rex are there it the response is basically ''i don't know either'' #i'm gonna flip a table #xc3 #xenoblade chronicles 3 #xenoblade chronicles 3 spoilers #this game and its discourse endlessly tire me

[chosetoseethebestinyou]

The Doctor / Me watching Doctor Who, like, once a season:

can't believe I keep falling for this. Even more so can't believe the doctor keeps falling for this.

#Fool me fool me twice and all that #No really tho. The number of times I've been here like oh hey funky new plot / villain #And then wip out one of those helmets. Show it's shadow. That god damn tear duct door in the what #Season 8 finale? #Now the season 10 finale???? #Cue me flipping the table like oh lads not again #At least the daleks are like hey what up we're the daleks and we're here to fuck u up again #The cybermen keep sneaking up on ya #Or maybe I'm just stupid and it's obvious from the beginning #But then so is the doctor #Doctor who #doctor who memes #Cybermen

[howtodrawyourdragon]

BY THOR! I despise the fandom take of "Book!Hiccup had it worse! 😭" (because in this house we don't compare suffering) but I'm glad that H at least got to enjoy the positives of being his tribe's hero after the battle with the Red Death. He's Berk's Pride! When Drago turns up at Berk, the people cheer when H comes home with Drago literally right there and watching! Horrendous' tribe forgets every book (so far) what this literal 10 year old has done.

#i get that it's done because you can technically read them out of order? #but i'm still annoyed by it #httyd books #httyd book 4 #how to cheat a dragon's curse #1. the hunting-with-bows-and-arrows-on-skis expedition #liveblog #hiccup horrendous haddock III #hiccup haddock #i'm flipping a table

[smolmakerel]

Everyone absolutely puts Sam and Tara through the ringer with their trauma. Like, yeah, I still eat that content up, but I need to see some more posts about them being absolute menaces in general.

I have 2 siblings and they're pains in my ass. We could fist fight and then not speak for an hour, and then one of them comes to me like, "hey, wanna go to McDonald's" and I'd drive us there while we blast the music.

Sam and Tara, before all that shit with their family happened, most likely had some chaotic sister moments. They grew up as sisters (obviously) and know everything about each other. This leads to the Natural Sibling Chaos (tm).

Sam and Tara, watching their mom yell at them about the concerning amount of windows they broke:

Tara, trying not to laugh:

Sam: What?

Tara silently mocks Christina's angry mom face to Sam. Sam is trying not to laugh now because why the hell is Christina making that face.

Also in the future when Sam comes back and they have Trauma and Body Counts under their belts, they get more chaotic.

Tara: I have a solution to take care of our new Ghostface problem.

Sam, relieved: Gracias a Dios, what is it?

Tara: It involves fire.

Sam, slowly getting worried: Ok...

Tara: And the bomb I learned how to make at 3 am last night.

Sam: You made a WHAT?

#tara carpenter #sam carpenter #carpenter sisters #listen #i'm on my grind with making Sam and Tara absolute menaces #I love their depressed traumatized era #but I need them to switch it up #Sam: I'm having a bad time right now. #Tara: I'm having a bad time right now! 🥶🤪💥 #Tara definitely would open Sam's door and stand there for a minute before leaving while leaving the door open #Sam absolutely chases Tara around the table to get her to do the dishes #Tara: Look Sam it's you! #Sam watching her sister point at a trash can: Um excuse me? I'm at LEAST a recycling bin. #scream #scream 2022 #scream vi #I be flip-flopping on whether I want these 2 to suffer or not lol #But that's how it be when you write whump as well as crack fanfiction

[apparently-artless]

Link Click Season 3 confirmed!! 😊😊😎😎

#link click #shiguang daili ren #sgdlr #lu guang #cheng xiaoshi #qiao ling #i was very positive for season 3 considering season 2 finale #because if there's no s3 I'm gonna flip all the tables i can find 🤣🤣🤣 #nonedit

[didderd]

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I'm.. so gay.

Fangs and Bill belong to @hearty-dose-of-ranch

#yes i drew your boys wut u gon do abt it #(ignore.... everything #bills gold tooth is in the wrong spot. forgot his hoodie around his waist. didn't find the right color for his pants #and his eyelight is too fkn dark #overall these r kinda messy #would'v been FINE if it was DIGITAL #*FLIPS A TABLE* #i'm fine it's fine) #(also i made bill a lil.. thiccer than i intended at first #but.. y'know.. i like it 👀) #fangs!fellswap #fellswap papyrus #fellswap #bill!swapfell #swapfell papyrus #swapfell #undertale #undertale au #didderd art #traditional art #they'r both looking down at me.. #bc i'm smoll

[sysmedsaresexist]

A not-so-gentle reminder

"Less than one personality" is not a joke about women.

"Less than one personality" is not a joke about relationships, obsession, stalking, or domestic abuse.

"Less than one personality" is not a joke about BPD.

"Less than one personality" is not a joke about CDDs, or parts with specific roles, functions, or attachments.

"Less than one personality" is not a joke about mental illness.

"Less than one personality" is a very specific concept about how early childhood trauma can affect someone's sense of self and stream of consciousness.

#syscourse #pro syscourse conversation #yandere jokes are so 2000 and late #if you're not living it don't joke about it #i swear if someone accuses me of being a killjoy rather than acknowledging the mentality behind the jokes I'm going to flip all the tables #how did you manage to fit so many bad things in one post and not think for a second “hmmm” #we can make fun of anime tropes without bringing CDDs into it #“her only personality trait is her obsession” #“She's barely even a person” #no girlie she's struggling with mental health don't make fun of her

[yoshyoshy]

the manga is so charged with yoshiden implications that there's no way fujimoto isn't doing it on purpose, but i'm going to be mad if it all leads to nothing.

#to be fair i'm still going to flip a table if their relationship does make a statement but then yoshida gets offed or something #moral of the story: there better be no unsatisfactory conclusions and i need a happy ending #yoshiden

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Luke/Aemond having more fics than Rhaenicent is my villain origin story.

#i'm saying stuff #house of the dragon #rhaenicent #*flips table*