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assistant-of-drama · 23 hours

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Assistant Noah's World Tour!

After Newfoundland...

Noah listens as he hears Alejandro angrily rant in spanish, while brushing his teeth.

The sarcastic assistant is covering his mouth and trying his best not to laugh, as he stood near the confessional door.

Apparently, the charmer doesn't like the sock flavored chowder that Heather made for him.

Even though Noah mostly forgives Alejandro for almost leaving Owen behind back in the Amazon, he may have been the reason Heather had gotten Owen's socks in the first place.

Alejandro opened the door to give Noah the stink eye. Did he already find out what Noah did?

"I'm glad that you find my suffering so hilarious." Alejandro grumbled.

So, he didn't.

Noah shrugs with a chuckle. "Well, you were kinda asking for it, considering that you tricked two guys into kissing fish and stole Heather's possible alliance with DJ."

"What can I say. She had a clever idea and I wanted to steal it for myself. And be honest with me Noah, would you rather kiss a fish or have someone else do it for you?" Alejandro asks smugly with a raised eyebrow.

Noah squints his eyes and purses his lips. "...Touche."

"That's what I thought, amigo." the charmer then winks playfully, wrapping an arm around the assistant and leading him to first class.

Noah leans into Alejandro's touch, the back of his head by the taller man's strong chest, as he asks a curious question. "By the way, how did you have time to paint those eyes on the fish?"

"I'm sure that you're smart enough to figure that out on your own."

"I thought you were supposed to be a gentleman."

"Come now Noah, we both know that I'm not."

As they entered first class to enjoy its comforts, Noah allowed himself to get lost in his thoughts.

Noah wishes he could hate the guy. He wishes he could hate the True Alejandro as much as the Fake Alejandro. He wants to hate that greasy eel. It'd make things so much easier. But the truth was, he didn't hate him at all. The true Alejandro was clever, crafty, cunning, a bit dorky and had a sense of humor that Noah could appreciate. The Fake Alejandro was just a Spanish Prince Charming Wannabe.

Alejandro's brain was even sexier than his body, and that was saying something. It was the thing that drew Noah in, made him want to be near him, even when he knew it was wrong. It was the one thing that made Noah feel like he wasn't the only one with a mind like this. They were two misfits who had found each other in this mess of a competition, and somehow, it worked. It was a strange, twisted sort of bond that they shared, and Noah wasn't sure if he could ever explain it to anyone else.

Although Noah acts like he's not interested, deep down he honestly wants nothing more than to drag Alejandro to the cargo bay and kiss the beautiful, brilliant evil genius all day long. It's the last thing he'd ever admit to, but it's the truth. They could give Bridgette and Geoff a run for their money.

Even though the True Alejandro is interesting and fun, at the end of the day, Alejandro is only here for the money. He doesn't care about Noah or anyone for that matter. Noah has seen with his own eyes and Alejandro himself told the assistant. Nothing and nobody else matters. Only the million dollars matter.

As much as it hurt Noah's little heart, it's the truth and the cynic can accept that.

He accepts it... if only he knew about the conflict in Alejandro's own heart.

#assistant noah's world tour #assistant noah #total drama #total drama world tour #td noah #alejandro burromuerto #alenoah

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hamartia-grander · 4 months

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I hope I can explain this well. You can "misgender" me (in quotes bc I don't have a gender) if it's funny. Use whatever pronouns whatever adjectives whatever label whatever is funniest in the moment. Tell me to go piss girl or slay queen. Tell me I'm just some guy. Call me a gender vacuum or whatever the fuck just make it funny. I don't want people holding back on a killer joke because the pronouns aren't in my bio, I promise you won't upset me

#This is the piss poor website so obligatory THIS APPLIES TO MYSELF ONLY so don't rant ab being uncomfortable w this. It's MINE #I've also thought extensively how like. Yeah she/her and he/him aren't my pronouns but I don't mind if you use any #I just put the ones I'm most comfortable with but I'm not upset if you use other pronouns #I'm perfectly comfortable thinking “she's hilarious” about myself #“he's a loser” etc #Like how can I stress enough that as long as you're not being a douchebag on purpose I could not care less how you gender me #Like the whole “any pronouns as long as they're said with respect” (but if you can't respect me lol you better be saying they/xe)#Anyways I hope this makes sense. Friends please free yourself of the gender binds when referring to me #lgbtq #Trans #transgender #Queer

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fitzykreiner · 5 months

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personally i am ignoring anything rtd said in the commentary. i choose not to believe that all the other doctors also bigenerated somehow and lived out their lives elsewhere. the only way that i am okay with the bigeneration stuff is if it was this one time thing that specifically helps the doctor heal and move on

#doctor who #dw spoilers #like yeah fourteen bigenerated dealt with their shit and now fifteen has benefitted from that #that's good - that's progress. makes sense.#making all the other doctors also bigenerate is just fucking stupid sorry #and no i'm not saying this as a dt lover or anything this literally has nothing to do with dt/ten/fourteen #i would still be a bigeneration enjoyer if it was another doctor that bigenerated with fifteen #bc the main reason i like it is that it specifically is helping out the new doctor. literally making your younger self go to therapy #out of concern for them but also so you can reap the benefits is hilarious and i love it #idk this is all just stream of thought and might not make much sense i'm tired lol

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todayisafridaynight · 4 months

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So, here’s a question I don’t think anyone’s asked or at least it’s been a while… why is Jo your favorite?

i was trying to find the post where i explained it in depth but i'll give a tl;dr his backstory regarding masato and his implied childhood abuse recontextualizes a lot of his behaviors and actions as well as adds extra layers to his devotions to arakawa and the speculative progression of that relationship going from strictly 'transactional' (being that he's only there to see masato and arakawa just Happens to be there) to genuine respect and adoration and that makes my brain tingle. also i think hes hot

#snap chats #him being attractive to me is like truly at the bottom of my priority list tho #i just think its hilarious how my literal first thought when i saw him on screen was 'oh he's. attractive'#LIKE THAT LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENS SO ITS IMPORTANT I MENTION IT JLVKAEJLVKAJ #but before i act uncouth i'm moving on #he's also silly but Blink And You Miss It so #lke Genuinely silly its realy funny #not Mine slly where he's deathly serious all the time i mean sawashiro actually has a tiny funny bone in his body #for days when the horrors dont overtake him anyhow #thats another thing about jo i really like. like it's just small bits like that that remind you of his humanity #even if he tries to assert he doesnt have any humanity left his sense of duty really is a trait of it #he's not above doing abysmal things no thats why i like him LOL but his sentimentality....... //clenches fist// im gonna throw up #also his theme bangs. both of them #theyre both so good ouuughgghgHHHHHHRRAAAAAH #i was gnna make a note bout the eye scene but then i was gnna make a note about the money scene #so just. Any Scene Where He Scares Me #those are very good #ok thats it i said id keep it short so. bye LOL

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subterraneangremlin · 5 months

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Underrated thing about going back to stories as an adult that were big for you when you were young, is finding yourself with a completely different take on characters. Not just "oh they suck" or "they did nothing wrong" but "oh holy shit you are a CHILD and you're fucking up constantly and it makes so much sense".

The nuance of "i know what this kind of messy looks like", i guess?

#anyway I'm re-reading the hunger games #which I first read at 13?#I'm 26 now #anyway hilarious that people called katniss a mary sue she's SUCH A MESS #and so much more interesting because of it #suzanne it's objectively hilarious how her defining trait is “emotionally oblivious”#she's naive #and messy #and overwhelmed #and it makes sense!#and so much of her is going “actually I've never gotten to even have feelings about this because it wasn't enough of a priority #so now I'm trying to decide what i think and it's hard“#not just about the romance shit but also her thoughts on the capitol and rebellion #queen of compartmentalization #which comes with spending all your formative years locked in fight or flight

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tricksterlatte · 1 year

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Once again wishing all the Tales of bloggers still following me after all these years, despite my persistent Goro Akechi brain rot, a very lovely evening.

#Parker Says Things #I was a miserable little shit back then so here's to character development #Anyways villains hot and I've only gotten gayer #Lloyd isn't a fav anymore but I hope everyone enjoys the Switch port if you're buying it #Still love me some Abyss though #Yuri Lowell skyrocketed into beloved territory and idk how to explain without writing an entire essay lmao #Mithos Yggdrasill come back to me you have so many psychological problems and it makes me emo #There's also this hilarious Tales of the Abyss fan to Goroboy pipeline and idk HOW but it keeps happening #Thought I recognized some P5 artists and wasn't sure why...#but they drew for Abyss and/or Symphonia...it all makes sense now #I'm mcdestroying the me from 2014 to 2017 at the minimum but like #I still like Tales #I am still horribly mentally ill #I hope I'm at least 20% less obnoxious though!#Gender and names were so wild for years but I'm going by Parker now and he/they just clarifying #I don't know if I ever made a post clarifying 100% about that lmao #Please don't call me Li or Lloyd I will gag

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ofgentleresolve · 1 year

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me, thinking about myungdae and his feralness and comes to the conclusion on the bus: oh my god he's a f*cking cat

evidence:

a. cats require consistent stimulation to get excess energy out ie. play w/ them and give them toys = myungdae has his rubik cubes b. if they like you they will give you prey they hunted = he will deliver you wanted criminals/bad ppl who need to be punished as presents c. may scratch or hiss if petted/touched too much = he can get stabby :/ d. feral cats are not socialized and therefore will avoid humans = myungdae hates crowded places and will do everything in his power to escape said places e. they both like birds and watching birds f. they can be territorial, both of spaces and of people; once they know you're their human, they don't like to share = there are select spots that myungdae will only hang out, everywhere else; also if he's close to u, good luck getting rid of him u won't

#( crack. )#dash commentary ( myungdae. )#some how this makes total sense in my head....#but also the thought of myungdae as a cat is both hilarious and sad....:'D #he'd be one of those cats that like has lots of scars....and also a bad leg #will scratch and hiss if approached #but if u give him food and shelter and lots of kindness he'll be so calm and sweet :'D #and he just?? keeps to himself?? doesn't like being near ppl #this is my dumb post for the night #bc i was travelling all day and now i want to rest for work #( and also binge watch taxi driver HELP HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE WHEN I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS D-: )#on another note...#i was forced to binge watch thar*ntype ....#and that was...something else O.O #i mean i can see why ppl liked it #and there were cute scenes #however there were some parts where i was just 'i cannot take this seriously I'M SORRY '

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themarcspector-hasmovedblogs · 2 years

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☕ claudia daviau (m_rvel & dc c_mics & wip stuff)//👽 sidney ahmed (wip stuff) 🗡️ lunanera rosano (dc c_mics & wip stuff) //🧪 claudia rosano (m_rvel earth 65 comics)

got tagged by the cool @multiverse-of-themind (thanks!) to do this picrew & i had a lot of fun doing it.

tagging: @gothamrains / @fayelistic / @deathlessfable / @moonsaints / @thelittlestspider / @theaisstillhere / @elizabethtaylors / @youngsamanda / @outfromthesea @girlhello and anyone else who wants to do it!

#tag games #picrew #noswipstuff #....cloud in the first one has fucked up her hands or had to replace fingers as per usual....but it's fine!!!#they'll grow back dshkjsdf #she's like daydreaming..........looking chaotic which feels right #sidney is thinking about aliens and space and probably her gf or bf #but she's also probably just looking at some unimaginable terror and falling in love w it cause that's how she is #luna probably got roped into demonic shit with johanna or john co/nstantine and she wants out dskjfhjksdkjfhsdjkf #earth 6.5 cloud has probably just done something asshole like and is admiring her own work #or she's seen m.urd.erdock and was like ?? oh?? oH! and i'm like NOOOO behave #but she's the leader of the company every other version of her i write is trying to take down #so this whole thot is funny to me!!!#i have no projects for her just thought the idea of her was hilarious af....like i love aus and e.ar.th 65 m_rvel is hilarious to me skdfk #also she has teddy and pippa with her!#if this makes no sense yall i have been sleeping all day due to a cold and cough syrup xkjhsjkhjksdf

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threadsun · 11 months

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JDA Asks:

"LMFAOAOAOAO STOP IT THIS IS SO DRAMATIC

I wasn’t able to run or do any type of physical exercise when I was younger,,, well I still can’t do shit so yeah I’m also very much broken worst thing is clearly the sexiest and coolest motherfucker in the planet title goes to you so now I have nothing going for me—

What I can do is talk about hollow knight nonstop yes that’s my life and my only talent no I’m not sad I’m very glad my life is going like this no I’m not joking

Fr im not joking"

I'm glad you appreciate my dramatic flair~ One day Moon will buy me the victorian fainting couch of my dreams...

We can share the sexiest and coolest motherfucker on the planet title <3 or you can tell me all about hollow knight while I kick my feet and twirl my hair and giggle!!

Also relatable I'm like yeah I'm multiply disabled and chronically ill and crazy BUT I'm having so much fun with it~ I'm living my best life!!

#sunshine #asks #jda #I approach everything with the goal of making it fun and it works!! Life is fun when you do that!!#Like objectively the fact that I lose access to my senses if I stand up too fast is hilarious #it's funny that my hip just dislocates itself when I walk half the time #I've got a cane and a wheelchair and I'm VIBIN #I post all my silly thoughts on the internet and sometimes people respond to them and I write fun things and people seem to like them #and like I'm genuinely happy #which seems to astound people a lot of the time

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finexbright · 2 years

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Learning that WB is going broke and can only afford to release two movies this year (one being DWD)… is it all starting to make sense to everyone yet or just me

i don't exactly remember which article it was but i did read somewhere that they gave miss cockburn free reign to promote this movie or whatever and i am actually laughing in their face because it's like they wanted to go bankrupt. and also looking at shia's receipts this movie seems like it was doomed from the start and yet WB okayed it so they do deserve to go bankrupt. this is soooo reminiscent of louis leaving syco and it going bankrupt hfhdkdjdhfhf

#and also. the fact that these articles allude to her considering HERSELF for the role of alice is just so narcissistic to me #like she really thought she could pull off playing the lead and director when now we all know booksmart's success was sheer luck?#and also makes sense why she had shia in from the beginning and only when flo came in did she realise she can't get away with being a lead #and having an oscar nominated actress as a supporting character #but then shia left and she came up with this idea of having a younger couple or whatever #but the fact that she thought she could play lead when even in tv series she played supporting characters is hilarious to me #i'm not saying she isn't capable (which i am in a way) but like miss girl hasn't acted in ages and to take on that role? yeah no #the movie was doomed from the beginning and shouldn't have even gone past the production phase.#the director asking for the actor to help improve the script like????? why are you even making it. well at least she's self aware that #the movie sucks #don't worry darling #non non

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aberooski · 1 year

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Okay I have enough fics and shit to write right now as it is, I currently have 4 in the works 🙃, but last night while I was trying to sleep I had a thought. I think I came up with a very baseline very bare bones idea for a possible OUAD 2.

A possible title for which I came up with was Once Upon A Kingdom OUAK if you will. And literally as I typed this out, Once Upon A Winter OUAW akskskskk and it would take place months after the events of OUAD, Chazz and Atticus are officially a couple now, and Atty takes him on a trip to see the Northern Kingdom or the Crystal Kingdom if ur in with the OUAD deep lore 👀 where he and Lexi are from and with Jay, Sy, and Hassleberry in tow, winter wonderland hijinks and capers ensue 👀

Now I have no idea what the actual greater plot would be but I really like the idea of visiting another kingdom since in the 'deep lore' there are 5 kingdoms that exist in the world, but since the Kingdom of the East was canonically destroyed by Slade and Jagger before the events of OUAD, there's still 3 other kingdoms outside the Golden Kingdom. The northern, western, and southern kingdoms if you will. The Golden Kingdom is the central kingdom. So we get to see more of the world, and open the door for more of the ensemble cast to get involved, I fully intend to include Jesse and Bastion at the very minimum if I wrote this I fully imagined a whole conversation with Jaden and Jesse last night, immortal magical fairy Jay gets to flirt with the cute human boy 👀 so I have thoughts happening ☺

Like I said I have no idea what an actual greater plot would look like yet and I have way too much to work on right now to put too much thought into it right now, but I promise babes. OUAD 2 may be on the back burner right now, but it is also very firmly on the table 😉

#why must all my best ideas come when I'm about to fall asleep like you couldn’t have given me more than that brain???#no but fr I have so much to work on but I'm actively in the early staged of planning here #obviously Crowler will be in there somewhere too I'm not about to exclude my favorite dad 😤 but i dunno what's going on in it at all yet #maybe we'll even see more fairy society shit too cuz I love thinkin about it and I mean Hassleberry did kill Jagger with mega ancient magic #that he's supposed to be too weak magically to be able to do and the other fairies are canonically kinda mean to him for that #and because of his whole animal side thing that he was just born with in OUAD which yknow isn't normal even for magical beings #so when they find out he did that I mean that's gonna shake things up in their society man #plus I did establish that Zane canonically exists in OUAD because he's briefly mentioned in chapter 11 #and K think it's fucking hilarious that he of all people is a fairy 😂 but Sy is so he kinda has to be lol #I already have so many thoughts but they're incoherent and make no sense still so we'll see what happens when things start coming together #but that'll be a while still. I probably won't really mess with it at least until after Chazzerella #because that one honestly shouldn't be all that long once I get started actually writing it. not a lot happens in that movie akskks #but for now I'll leave y'all with this mess I guess akskks whoops 😅#abby's just rambling don't mind her #abby fully admits she's an idiot #Once Upon A Duelist #yugioh gx #yugioh gx fanfiction #chazz princeton #atticus rhodes #stormshipping #syrus truesdale #jaden yuki #tyranno hassleberry #alexis rhodes

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coquelicoq · 2 years

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my dreams are so stupid. i dreamt that i was trying to look up the spanish word for "taxi" on wordreference but it kept failing in increasingly ridiculous ways. first it told me the word was "coney," which is clearly not a spanish word. then it sent me to the dutch dictionary instead. then it told me there's no english-spanish dictionary actually, just a spanish-english dictionary. so i wake up and look it up on real wordreference and it turns out the spanish word for taxi is "taxi." figures.

#also dreamt that i was getting on a plane and as part of this process the flight attendant had to ask about my facial piercinng #but instead of asking me about it she asked my friend and i was like hello i'm right here‚ don't ask her ask me #and she referred to it as my 'hypertensive piercing' or something which makes NO sense #also i was dating eminem. and i forgot to take my water bottle on the plane and told my friend that this would give me 'stank breath'#eminem and i were only going to be dating for like a week for some reason and i was like oh that's good he won't have time to beat me #😬 okay yikes #then i was (sort of?) reenacting the plot of frankenstein with another friend and we were supposed to be going from my laboratory #into the basement but every time we went down the stairs we just ended up back in the laboratory #which looked different every time and the steps down into the basement looked different #i thought this was HILARIOUS but my friend was less amused #eventually i ended up in a ball pit while other people were looking down on me from above telling me that come halloween they would be #buying my shirt. this was a threat somehow #oh also!! jesse if you're reading this i had a dream about your dog!!#except there were three of them and their names all started with G. but i didn't notice all of them at first only the smallest one #and i was like wait wasn't jesse's dog way bigger than this??? hmm well i guess he completely changed size. you know. as dogs do #meanwhile there were two whole other dogs in the room that i didn't notice for like. hours #i was sleeping in your bed (upside down for some reason) while you were sleeping elsewhere in the apartment but the dogs were in with me #which was all dandy until you closed the door to the bedroom (with you on the other side) and the dogs got very anxious w/o you :(#which woke me up within the dream and then possibly also in real life. and those were the dreams i had this morning!#dreams

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the-busy-ghost · 1 year

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Why, as a graduate of history who really should know better, am I always surprised when I finish a novel and go read some analysis of it only to end up saying, “Hang on, people think that character might have been an unreliable narrator???”

#I expect lies in historical sources but there's something about fictions that lulls me into a false sense of security #Lies? In my Victorian literature? It's more likely than you think #Note this does not mean I LIKE said characters #Frequently I'm thinking 'Wow they're an ass' as I read them #But unless they're evidently villainous I still tend to just accept them at their word #The Woman in White #I'm still not of the opinion that Walter is seriously lying but certainly they make a point about his point of view #At least with Wuthering Heights I clocked that Nellie had her own opinions pretty early on but still #Reading people's views on unreliable narration undeniably improves my enjoyment of the text though #Regardless of whether I agree or disagree #Especially re: Wuthering Heights by the way because although I do not agree with the idea that Nellie is the true villain of the piece #I adore her as a very complex character and I think it's mildly hilarious (and heartbreaking)#that she's sitting there being like 'Yeah Heathcliffe and Cathy and Hindley really became very strange people; I turned out fine tho'#Like hen darling sweetheart you are also very much Not Ok #The unreliable narration just makes the whole book all the more fascinating #But I'm getting off topic #Anyway I'd be a terrible literary critic not because I don't see very minor themes that other people might have overlooked #But the things that everyone else saw straight away and thought were obvious? They go straight over my head #reading log

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ktempestbradford · 2 months

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I have been on a Willy Wonkified journey today and I need y'all to come with me

It started so innocently. Scrolling Google News I come across this article on Ars Technica:

At first glance I thought what happened was parents saw AI-generated images of an event their kids were at and became concerned, then realized it was fake. The reality? Oh so much better.

On Saturday, event organizers shut down a Glasgow-based "Willy's Chocolate Experience" after customers complained that the unofficial Wonka-inspired event, which took place in a sparsely decorated venue, did not match the lush AI-generated images listed on its official website.... According to Sky News, police were called to the event, and "advice was given."

Thing is, the people who paid to go were obviously not expecting exactly this:

But I can see how they'd be a bit pissed upon arriving to this:

It gets worse.

"Tempest, how could it possibly--"

source of this video that also includes this charming description:

Made up a villain called The Unknown — 'an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls'

There is already a meme.

Oh yes, the Wish.com Oompa Loompa:

Who has already done an interview!

As bad (and hilarious) as this all is, I got curious about the company that put on this event. Did they somehow overreach? Did the actors they hired back out at the last minute? (Or after they saw the script...) Oddly enough, it doesn't seem so!

Given what I found when poking around I'm legit surprised there was an event at all. Cuz this outfit seems to be 100% a scam.

The website for this specific event is here and it has many AI generated images on it, as stated. I don't think anyone who bought tickets looked very closely at these images, otherwise they might have been concerned about how much Catgacating their children would be exposed to.

Yes, Catgacating. You know, CATgacating!

I personally don't think anyone should serve exarserdray flavored lollipops in public spaces given how many people are allergic to it. And the sweet teats might not have been age appropriate.

Though the Twilight Tunnel looks pretty cool:

I'm not sure that Dim Tight Twdrding is safe. I've also been warned that Vivue Sounds are in that weird frequency range that makes you poop your pants upon hearing them.

Yes, Virginia, these folks used an AI image generator for everything on the website and used Chat GPT for some of the text! From the FAQ:

Q: I cannot go on the available days. Will you have more dates in the future? A: Should there be capacity when you arrive, then you will be able to enter without any problems. In the event that this is not the case, we may ask you to wait a bit.

Fear not, for this question is asked again a few lines down and the answer makes more sense.

Curious about the events company behind this disaster, I took myself over to the homepage of House of Illuminati and I was not disappointed.

I would 100% trust these people to plan my wedding.

This abomination of a website is a badly edited WordPress blog filled with AI art and just enough blog posts to make the casual viewer think that it's a legit business for about 0.0004 seconds.

Their attention to detail is stunning, from how they left up the default first post every WP blog gets to how they didn't bother changing the name on several images, thus revealing where they came from. Like this one:

With the lovely and compact filename "DALL·E-2024-01-30-09.50.54-Imagine-a-scene-where-fantasy-and-reality-merge-seamlessly.-In-the-foreground-a-grand-interactive-gala-is-taking-place-filled-with-elegant-guests-i.png"

"Concept.png" came from the same AI generator that gets text almost, but not quiiiiiite right:

There are a suspicious number of .webp images in the uploads, which makes me think they either stole them from other sites where AI "art" was uploaded or they didn't want to pay for the hi-res versions of some and just grabbed the preview image.

The real fun came when I noticed this filename: Before-and-After-Eventologists-Transformation-Edgbaston-Cricket-Ground-1024x1024-1.jpg and decided to do a Google image search. Friends, you will be shocked to hear that the image in question, found on this post touting how they can transform a boring warehouse into a fun event space, was stolen from this actual event planner.

Even better, this weirdly grainy image?

From a post that claims to be about the preparations for a "Willy Wonka" experience (we'll get to this in a minute), is not only NOT an actual image of anyone preparing anything for Illuminati's event, it is stolen from a YouTube thumbnail that's been chopped to remove the name of the company that actually made this. Here's the video.

If you actually read the blog posts they're all copypasta or some AI generated crap. To the point where this seems like not a real business at all. There's very specific business information at the bottom, but nothing else seems real.

As I said, I'm kinda surprised they put on an event at all. This has, "And then they ran off with all our money!" written all over it. I'm perplexed.

And also wondering when the copyright lawyers are gonna start calling, because...

This post explicitly says they're putting together a "Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory Experience" complete with golden tickets.

Somewhere along the line someone must have wised up, because the actual event was called "Willys Chocolate Experience" (note the lack of apostrophe) and the script they handed to the actors about 10 minutes before they were supposed to "perform" was about a "Willy McDuff" and his chocolate factory.

As I was going through this madness with friends in a chat, one pointed out that it took very little prompting to get the free Chat GPT to spit out an event description and such very similar to all this while avoiding copyrighted phrases. But he couldn't figure out where the McDuff came from since it wasn't the type of thing GPT would usually spit out...

Until he altered the prompt to include it would be happening in Glasgow, Scotland.

You cannot make this stuff up.

But truly, honestly, I do not even understand why they didn't take the money and run. Clearly this was all set up to be a scam. A lazy, AI generated scam.

Everything from the website to the event images to the copy to the "script" to the names of things was either stolen or AI generated (aka stolen). Hell, I'd be looking for some poor Japanese visitor wandering the streets of Glasgow, confused, after being jacked for his mascot costume.