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beevean · 1 month

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Give each NFCV and Nocturne character ratings, as in scores :P

Why must you hurt me in this way.

Trevor: 7/10. A cliché personality, but enjoyable enough, and with a nice mini arc in S1. Too bad he was turned from protagonist to silly comic relief by S2.

Sypha: 5/10. She's supposed to be the plucky innocent girl, but she's just too rude and insensitive, and not even by design.

Alucard: 1/10. A cunt with a bad boob job.

Dracula: 9/10 in S1, 5/10 in S2. He started out so well in the first episode, being actually the grief-stricken monster he was supposed to be... and then he became a Stupid Old Depressed Man for the sake of propping up Carmilla. bruh.

Lisa: 4/10. Way less likeable than she appears. She's condescending towards the peasants she supposedly wants to help and she doesn't give a single shit about her only son, even preferring to let him grieve the death of his parents.

Hector: 8/10 in S2, 5/10 in S3, 2/10 in S4. Started out as a promising character with an unique worldview and genuinely morally grey. Became nothing more than a punching bag for Ellis, losing his personality and dignity in one fell swoop. Will always be remembered as the dude who fell for vampire pussy. The way he was written in S4, which was supposed to "fix" him, makes me want to destroy a house by punching it.

Isaac: 2/10. He gains some points by being the only character with a coherent character arc, even if rushed like hell. But he's still a pretentious prick who got unfairly sucked off by the story and nowhere near as "deep" as his fans tout - he was just lucky to be the only character written with respect in the shitstorm that was S3.

Carmilla: 3/10. She's like Mephiles and Starline all rolled into one unlikable OC villain who only exists to paint Dracula in a bad light. She seems like a mastermind manipulator only because everyone around her lost IQ points exponentially. She became utterly irrelevant after S2 and had a grandiose death for nothing. She could have been much more, but this is what happens when a sexist pig writes a radfem villain.

Lenore: 1/10. That one point is because she had the potential to be an interesting, fleshed out antagonist with again an intriguing grey morality. But she had the misfortune of being written by a hack who can't give his characters a consistent personality and a sex pest with a clear dommy mommy fetish, so she became rape apologism bait and now she pisses me off at sight :D

The Lesbians: who?/10. Waste of good character designs. At least Striga was used for Berserk bait.

The Japanese not-twins: 0/10. Completely pointess torture porn fodder.

St. Germain: 8/10 in S3, 5/10 in S4. Pretty enjoyable in his first appearance, and surprisingly faithful to the game counterpart in spirit. I didn't even mind his descent into villainy, in theory. But let's just say that his motivation is... lacking. and hilarious.

Death: fuck/10. He's the ShTH of NFCV.

Richter: 6/10. Not too bad? I don't understand the hatred for him. He's perfectly inoffensive, if not bland. The only line that made me go "bruh" was him correcting the girls about the meaning of "fraternity" lol

Maria: 4/10. This is not a character. This is a parody of a communist teen on Twitter.

Annette: 1/10. As I said multiple times, she doesn't feel like a character, but as carefully engineered rage bait.

Tera: don't care/10.

Abbot: 4/10. I would care about his conflict more if he wasn't the stupidest man alive. Also his Devil Forging machine sucks ass.

Cecile: 3/10. Maybe don't teach your student that she is perfectly in the right in looking down her white French friends...?

Edouard: WHEN I'M LAID/10.

Olrox: 7/10. As for now, he's fairly interesting, mainly because of his intrigue. A bit too try hard, though.

Bara Agent Stone: bro really was shocked at the abbot having a child when he was happily sticking his dick in a male vampire/10

Sun Thundercat: 0/10. By far the worst villain I've ever seen in any kind of story.

Tiddied Isaac: 4/10. I would like her more for her unapologetic style (calling it "personality" is a stretch) if she didn't expose the sheer hypocrisy in the fandom :^)

#anti netflixvania

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lucywrites02 · 2 years

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Casual Friday- deleted scene

A/N: Because I've been really busy lately I haven't finished the story for my writing challenge yet :( But thankfully I have a little treat for y'all :33

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“If only looks could kill.” You whispered to Stephen, scrubbing the wooden floor with a wet rag. Your knees were starting to hurt after kneeling for so long. The doctor lifted his gaze to take a quick look at the librarian standing in the doorway and ducked when Wong’s eyes met with his.

“He will make me do his laundry-” the sorcerer next to you sighed. “I just know it.”

Stephen stood up, throwing the towel in the bucket full of water, splashing some of it on the ground. The doctor stretched his arms over his head, making his shirt go up and uncovering his stomach. You had to force your eyes to look in the other direction, but the glimpse of his muscled abdomen will haunt your dreams.

“I don’t think the floor can be any cleaner.” Stephen said, giving you his hand to help you up. You gladly took it and winced when you straightened your knees.

“You could wax it to make it more shiny.” Wong pointed out, trying to fight a smirk when he saw Stephen’s “I’m tired of your bullshit” expression.

“Yeah.. no thank you.” The doctor announced- he was still holding your hand and you didn’t know if it was because you were tired or because Stephen Strange was holding your hand, but you could feel your knees buckle. “I like it the way it is.” He sassed.

“You still have to organise the shelves.” Wong said with a smile, leaning on the wall.

“Cut him some slack. He worked really hard.” You said in defence of Stephen who would rather take a trip to the dark dimension than spend any more time in this room.

“I guess we all need a break.” Wong sighed, looking around. “How about we go eat something now. It’s dinner time. And after we could, maybe play uno.” You and Stephen looked at each other, not knowing why your friend was suddenly acting so nice. He wanted to murder the two of you when he found out Strange didn’t do shit. And now he was offering him food.

“Sounds great!” the doctor let go of your hand and shrugged. The other sorcerer smiled and left the room, expecting the two of you to follow him. “He wants to poison me.” Stephen whispered and walked away, begging Vishanti to protect him.

You chuckled at their behaviour. For powerful sorcerers those two always acted like little kids.

That night you found out that Stephen doesn’t always learn from his mistakes. As soon as Wong proposed a bet, Strange immediately accepted it. He didn’t even think twice. The librarian beat him at uno 5 times in a row, leaving Stephen with laundry duty for a week and a bunch of cursed objects to take care of.

You also suspect that Wong could have a tiny gambling problem.

Tag list: @gaitwae @funsized-mimi @queenjosielaufeyson @mischiefmanaged71 @eternal-silvertongued-prince @evelynrosestuff @andysnewgroove @jotaros-bara-tiddies

#stephen strange x reader #doctor strange x reader #stephen strange #doctor strange

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void-spells · 2 months

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Survivor! Finale!!!

Still grieving Cere...but I found her lightsaber! Finally I can return to my favorite lightsaber layout with Tapal’s and Cere's emitters!

Okay time to go kick Bode's ass.

Ah, sneaky infiltration time!! I'm sure no one noticed the big non-Empire ship just parked out here.

MAN it sucks that it didn't let me change Cal's hair up when he had the ISB uniform on. This is NOT a military-appropriate haircut!!

Weird place for an apartment at the end of a wide hallway?

Oh....a baby....hello!!!

Mookie...

OH SHIT!

Love Cal. Fully called this man a monster to his face in front of his daughter. He would give loud annoying gifts to kids who's parents annoy him.

Also??? Bode???? Why are you suddenly so stupid????? It's a whole PLANET dude! With like one and a half ways to get to it! And you want to JUST have you and Kata there??? How safe is Kata gonna be if you get hurt and there's no one else on the ENTIRE PLANET?????

Fine! Run bitch!

Wait huh.

Embrace

Embrace Cal’s WHAT??????

OKAY

That was uhhhhh. I'm just gonna try and avoid that as much as possible.

SHIT I accidentally went Dark Mode

I DID IT AGAIN WHY WOULD THEY JUST REPLACE SLOW

Love Cal and Merrin talking it out to the sound of crunching bones

This is fine! It's all good!

Hop back to Koboh and it's FINE

HA I KNEW THIS PLACE WAS SUSPICIOUSLY ARENA-SHAPED!

Nasty Cal UNLOCKED

Huh. This is an elevator. Okay then.

Zee....still annoyed by her.

...and then I put Cal in a green outfit, stopped playing for the night, and didn't touch the game for several weeks

Realized the green outfit was NOT as cute as I thought it was. This red lighting in the menu is fucking with me

To Tanalorr!!!

Sidenote: Love when BD goes backpack mode with the bomber jacket bc the metal on the back looks like lil handles for his tiny feet

"GREEZY DOES IT BABY" I want that on a mug

Oh man Tanalorr is pretty....the water is reminding me a bit too much of the Pool Rooms tho

This game can't condition me to destroy every plant that sparkled and then do this.

Like why would they do that. Do you know how many times I shmacked a plant for nothing

BODE STOP BEING STUPID!! EVEN TOUR DAUGHTER THINKS YOU'RE BEING STUPID!!

Oh this fight is. Woof.

Ohhhhhhkay turns out if we don't get Nasty then Cal just has his skull bashed in to death. Got it. Embrace the Nastiness or die

Got myself a Drink after attempt number 3. Surely alcohol will help me play video game good.

Attempt 4.

Nine attempts later and Bode really just made Cal kill him in front of his kid like that. Fully attempted to strangle two people to death in front of his very young child, was given ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO SURRENDER, then proceeded to not do that. I'm sure Kata is feeling so safe as a result of your decisions, Bode. Rip you and your bara tiddies tho ig.

The entire scene of Cal standing at Cere's funeral pyre...non-stop tears. What the fuck man.

And now I'm sure they definitely won't make Cal "23-years-old,-should-be-at-the-club" Kestis raise a kid. Because that would be dumb. Right? Right? Not gonna make the kid who is still very seriously struggling with his own trauma suddenly be responsible for another kid, right?

So super cool how Greez gets another kid and Kata is like Cal's non-force-sensitive baby sister, right? Greez is gonna teach Kata how to cook, she's gonna be great at it. One big happy family.

Right?

Welp, guess I'm gonna run around some more! I'm gonna take SO many nice screencaps! And probably replay jfo. And cry.

#jedi survivor #jedi survivor spoilers #voids survivor playthrough #respawn hand Cal over to me right now #you wont do right by him i can feel it

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mencnfire · 1 year

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🍒 + mencnfire [IDK if you've heard about them, but they are very cool- *is shot*]

send me 🍒 + a url and i will write some positivity for them.

(( so, i checked out the blog you reccomended here and urrrr....no offence to them but they're kind of a loser? when they're not talking about 'big bara tiddies' (whoever that is, i've never heard of anyone with that name!), they're on about 'toxic masculinity' and post WAY too much ooc. PE-RS-O-NAL-LY, i would not follow them. they smell.

BUT you on the other hand ( and fuk u bby u sent me a message that classes as ur url shhh ) - soda, man, where do i begin? i suppose in the grand scheme of things we've not been mutuals for a super long time. a good amount of months? i'm not sure. i have to admit, i was a little intimidated of you at first. you and your muse have that whole, dark, intimidating cool guy aura and little old me sees that and is just 🥹. your headcanons are in depth, well thought out & you're not afraid to explore the darker and more twisted / questionable sides of jae. the details you've put into his character, the backstory, the bits and pieces that have made him /him/.

i absolutely love what we've spoken about with heid / jae before and honestly, i want kaz to attempt to recruit him here (srsly, kaz has a thing for recruiting ffvii muses lmao) because i think the two would bond over fucky pasts. BUT, minor plotting aside - i just really enjoy how much of a nuanced and interesting person jae is; i like that the character isn't a typical 'perfect' character. he has his flaws, his fuck ups, his weird thing with veld. i dig it all so much, i love that you're not afraid to explore those sides of a character - you understand the shitty things people go through or the fucky situations that shape people, i love that you acknowledge it and are open to it.

and you, soda - man, you've no idea how much i've enjoyed our conversations ooc; you've spoken to me without even knowing it while i've been in some really low places and just generally chatting to you has cheered me up more times than you know. i love that we can have these straight-forward, blunt little rants with one another and it's just a nice, chill place to chat. you're funny as well as smart & down to earth and fuck, i appreciate it so much. i appreciate you. you're a cool bean and i'm very glad to have met you, writing with you or even just seeing you on my dash is just the nice little cherry on top :) ))

#(answered)#(ooc) | its like one of my japanese animes #(positivitymeme)#ily fren pls clap

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streets-of-gfd2 · 2 years

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8. Describe your crush

He is a big tiddy slut, basically. And I love it!

He's one of my bros at gym, but I only call him my bro when people are nearby LOL

I usually call him an "old man" (even if he is only 30 yo, he is the one that always jokes that he feels too old sometimes - and honestly? mood) because I can't help but lowkey bully him.

He had those big damn muscular bara tiddies and no washboard abs at all. A big goofy bright smile and thick legs that I want wrapped around my waist as I pound him deep.

He keeps his beard well trimmed and always very clean and soft - but my mind can't help but keep thinking about letting my fingers through it, lightly pulling on it and getting it all wet with my juices if I ever get to use his mouth.

He is always smiling and telling goofy jokes that I can't help but laugh my ass off and feel like I want to ruin him.

He is also very smart and studies a lot. Sometimes I ask him about his research just to listen to him talk passionately about it and tell me about something that happened in the lab while he was doing his thing.

That stupid fuck definitely knows I'm into dudes that look like him - because everytime I ignore him he seduces me by hugging me all of a sudden or appears suddenly doing his squats in a VERY small pair of shorts, groaning and almost moaning when the loads get too heavy.

Should I shoot my shot? Maybe yes. But I will not - he is definitely playing games and I'm too old for this LMAO.

#funny how last time i answered about a girl i was crushing on #and now the first person that comes to my mind is this guy #the bisexual experience everyone

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one-winged-dreams · 4 years

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Me: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

Me: f,,, fuck the government,,,

#NO #I- I JUST WANT HIM FOR HIS BARA TIDDIES THAT'S ALL #THIS MAN NEVER HAS LESS THAN TWO CIGARS IN HIS MOUTH AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT I CAN'T BE DOING THIS SHIT #JUST BECAUSE HE'S ATTRACTIVE AND HAS A NICE PERSONALITY AND IS HONORABLE AND #-NO-

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cyborg-franky · 3 years

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heyoo, could i possibly request some hcs for crocodile, smoker, & zoro reacting to their s/o staring at their tiddies & the s/o getting a nosebleed the longer they stare at it? 👀👀👀👀

bara tiddies for all!

- He knew the second you started to stare, you weren’t a subtle person after all. He was normally dressed up in so many layers but at night he liked to wear a simple night shirt.

- The way his chest was on display was something that you always very much appreciated.

- You thanked the Gods for v-neck tops silently as you watched the rise and fall of his chest.

- The more you stared, the more you thought about how they’d feel against your face.

- That’s when the nosebleed started, and you made a started sound.

- He noticed and he just smirked, side eyeing you as you tried to control yourself.

“Is there something you like the look of?” His deep rumbling voice teased you, the nosebleed getting worse as you shook your head.

“Hmm” you could tell he was onto you, the sly look on his handsome face as he adjusted himself in the bed to give you an even better view. Your eyes widened and you just politely excused yourself to the bathroom, he loud laugh rumbling after you.

- Smoker didn’t notice at first, how you stared so openly at the skin he had on show, his muscles hypnotising you as he tried to explain the mission.

- It wasn’t until you said ‘uh huh’ to a question he’d asked did he notice that his words were simply going in one side and out the other.

- He narrowed his eyes at you but still you stared at his chest like you could find all the answers to the universe between them.

- Smoker rolled his eyes when he flexed them, and he saw the start of a nose bleed peeking out from your nose.

- He coughed, loudly to get your attention which you struggled to give him,

“Eyes are up here kid” He grumbled and finally you noticed the situation you had gotten yourself into, your eyes snapping up from his chest to make eye contact. He could tell the nosebleed was starting to get worse and he shook his head.

“Go get yourself cleaned up and meet me back here when your decent” His husky voice commanded, and you almost tripped over your own foot in your attempted escape to the bathroom.

- Zoro was working out, he was in the zone, you could have leaned over and licked his nipple, and he would have barely registered you being there let alone how you stared at his chest.

- The way his chest glistened with his sweat made your nose tingle, you could feel a nosebleed starting but tried to stifle it.

- You thought you had pretty good control until the swordsman leaned over you to grab the bottle of water and towel he’d set down next to you.

- This was it huh? This was how you were going to die? The nosebleed spring out of both nostrils as his chest was so close to your face, the way he smelt.

“You got a nosebleed” He nodded to you face as the blood almost dripped down onto your lap. You watched him stand there like some sort of fucking God his head thrown back downing his water.

You held your hands under your nose to capture the drops, you’d decided if you were going to die this was the way you wanted to go. He let out a sigh once the water was gone and faced you, a brow raised “Do I need to put a shirt on?” You flushed but nodded your head.

#sfw #gender neutral reader #roronoa zoro #smoker #sir crocodile #sir crocodile x you #sir crocodile x reader #smoker x you #smoker one piece #smoker x reader #zoro x you #zoro x reader #one piece reader insert #one piece x you #one piece x y/n

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moonbeamwritings · 3 years

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since requests are open,, maybe,, P3 Jotaro and his Crusader Crush™ who often pesters/teases him calling him “pretty boy” in front of the group, could be a scenario, headcanon, anything you want, just,, please,,, give me them bara tiddie,,

sometimes you guys send in asks and i swear you're just pulling my own silly little thoughts right from my brain... all i can think about is this

jotaro’s crush calling him pretty boy

The first time that god awful nickname passed your lips, Jotaro didn’t even register that it’d be directed at him, continuing to take slow drags from his cigarette. He’d heard you, sure, but you were probably talking to Polnareff or something. Who cares?

A harsh elbow to the ribs brought him back into the conversation, all eyes on him as he scanned the group.

Jotaro was lost. “What?”

You stared up at him expectantly. “Ready to head out, pretty boy? We need to go pick up some supplies.”

Wait. Pretty boy?

You’d been talking to him?

Jotaro had never been called pretty in his life. Gruff, standoffish, handsome, hot, just plain big - the list went on and yet, pretty boy had never seemed to make an appearance.

Did you really think he was... pretty?

At the dumbfounded look on his face, Polnareff and the old man were in stitches, choking back wheezes and snorts at the thought of a guy like Jotaro ever being seen as pretty - his confused facial expression doing nothing to quell their hysterics.

At the time, he’d scoffed, feigning disinterest in such a stupid nickname as he began to follow you into the market. As the journey continued and a crush began to take shape in his heart, eye rolls turned to shy glances as he desperately tried to hide his blush behind the brim of his hat.

Jotaro couldn’t bring himself to tell you to stop.

“Come on, pretty boy, let’s go.”

“Got a light, pretty boy?”

“You look tired, pretty boy. I’d hate to see you all grumpy.”

You peppered the nickname into seemingly every conversation, tone drifting into that teasing lilt that he’d learned to love. Whenever it slipped out, Jotaro found himself closely observing the way your lips formed around the words, watching as the corners of your lips quirked up into a smile and noting the way your eyes seemed to sparkle when they happened to catch his own.

Beneath the expanse of the stars and warmed by both the heat of the campfire and his new nickname, Jotaro allowed himself to relax. He allowed himself the luxury, if only for a fleeting moment, to pretend that there wasn’t a vampire hellbent on destroying his bloodline awaiting them in Egypt. To pretend that things were normal.

It was nice, Jotaro thought as he turned in for the night, even if it was all just some big joke in the end.

#moonbeam answers #jotaro x reader #jotaro imagine #jotaro kujo x reader #jotaro kujo imagine #jjba x reader #jjba imagine #dont let the doctor who reference fool you #i dont watch it #ive just seen the scene before

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some-thirst-here · 2 years

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Maybe some angtsy-floof with Toshi/All Might seeing his favourite lil employee being attacked by a villain and being held hostage and maybe when said villain pulls her hair and maybe tosses her off a building Toshi gets really mad as All Might an save her and carries her princess style and she just refuses to let go cuz she's scared so he just lets her snuggle him🙏🏽🙈🙈

Oh snuggle the bara tiddies of justice? 😌 say no more. I hope you enjoy it.

Requests are open.

All Might x Fem Reader

You didn't think any villians would be dumb enough to attack Might Tower, but here this genius is.

"I want All Might out here NOW!" The villain yells by your ear. His grip on your hair preventing you from moving away. The one day you decide to have lunch on the balcony this happens. All your co-workers flee. They shout something about getting help. Its all office workers not heros, so you can't really blame them.

"I don't see All Might!" The villain carries on. You attempt to get his hand out of your hair but he just holds tighter. Then starts dragging you to the edge of the balcony. Panic raises in your chest.

"This ought to get All Might moving." The villains says as he releases your hair only to push you over the guard rail. Your arms flail wildly trying to grab on to anything. You fingers barely brush the building as you begin to fall. You start dropping fast. The wind whipping around your face forces your eyes shut.

"Are you alright?" A deep voice asks. Opening your eyes the first thing you see is bright blue eyes. Tears prick the corner of your eyes. He caught you, All Might caught you. His muscular arms holding you bride style. Burying your face in his shoulder you wrap your arms around his thick neck. All Might holds you a bit tighter to his chest. You show no signs of letting go anytime soon.

You almost start to relax when the villain makes it through the Might Tower doors. He runs full speed right at the both of you. All Might shifts to holding you with one arm. The villain smacks face first into All Mights extended hand. In the blink of an eye the villain is laying in his own custom crater in the sidewalk.

"I'm sorry this urchin barged in on your lunch. I could take you to get something to eat to make up for it." All Might offers. You wonder he has to set you down to eat or if you can stay nestled against his chest.

#all might x reader #toshinori yagi x reader #x reader #mha

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soupbabe · 3 years

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Stardust Crusaders w a Chubby s/o!

Gender neutral reader babey!! Also added Iggy (platonic) to replace Old Joseph because the most I got was sugar daddy Joseph. He has that Speedwagon Foundation money, that's it.

Also this really do be showing who my favorites are out of them skdndkkd

~ Jotaro Kujo ~

He doesn't care what you look like, but that doesn't stop him from checking you out occasionally. You look different compared to a lot of students he's seen at his school and he highkey low-key likes what he's seeing

Looks just aren't that important to Jotaro in my opinion, he knows what it feels like to be given unwanted attention or people only wanting him just for his looks and nothing else. Why would he act the same way to you?

That being said, if you are in a relationship with him he's surprisingly sweet.

When y'all are alone he likes to give you little complements while you're cuddled up beside him or on top of him, playing with his hair.

Not the biggest on pda because he knows that the rest of the group *cough cough* Joseph and Polnareff *cough cough* would tease him to hell and back, but sometimes Star Platinum would be sneaky and give you surprise hugs from the back while he rubs his cheek against your chubby ones

It never fails to make you let out a little chuckle and you kiss him on the cheek to show appreciation to both Joot and Star <3

I fully believe that his favorite part of your body are your big arms. Like they're so soft omg and when the group can rest for a bit he likes to rest his head on them and silently enjoy how soft they are

You like to tease him about how soft he can be and you'll get one out of three reactions: Him pulling his hat down to hide a flustered Jotaro, a playful (but still scaring looking) glare, or a flick to the forehead

~ Noriaki Kakyoin ~

I feel like he wouldn't be too shy about his attraction to you, complimenting you at random times but it wouldn't be overbearing. It's mostly just to see how cute your face looks when your face heats up and you try to quicky push away the flustered feelings

How couldn't he not find you attractive? I like to think that he's a huge art nerd and your figure reminds him of those people in paintings who radiated beauty and gracefulness

Uh yea doesn't matter if you literally go feral in fighting, that's all that comes to his mind when he sees you sjsnsjsk

Somewhat shy when it comes to pda, but he is touched starved so he'll always link his slim fingers with your soft and chubby ones while you guys travel

Loves to lay his head on your fluffy stomach, twirl his lil hair noodle and he'll fall asleep within 5 minutes

This is a very good thing to exploit when he's up late playing on his Game Boy that sneaked in while preparing for the trip to Egypt

Just fuckin uh y a n k him into cuddle time and he'd probably won't complain too much. You're warm and it's very nice.

His favorite body part is your thick thighs, he likes to lay between them while he plays his game. You're his favorite gaming chair technically.

Eh don't worry though he gives lil celebratory kisses to them everytime he wins a game

~ Jean-Pierre Polnareff ~

Absolutely adores plus sized bodies! There's more to love and hold onto, you know?

Your biggest supporter, supplier of confidence, and the booster of your ego

"Oh Mon cheri/Ma Cherie! You look so amazing in those new clothes! Your curves look wonderful as always!~"

He's beefy as all hell and he will lift you up. Literally doesn't matter how heavy you think you are you are getting treated like royalty

Squeezes your soft frame like a teddy bear sometimes.

Enjoys pda, but like it's mostly having his arm around your squishy waist and if you aren't comfortable with it he'll respect it 1000%!

Will absolutely show you off to anyone and everyone! He almost got decked by Star once for annoying Jotaro because he kept going on and on about you and you just laughed at it

Enjoys having you lay on top of him, ngl it's like his own weighted blanket and you get to be able to bury your face in his big bara tiddies

He likes to touch you a lot and enjoys holding you close at night. I just think it's because he wants to double check to see if you're actually real. He's lost a lot of loved ones and has been learning to cherish them more before they're gone and having you here with him and staying for as long as you have makes him fear that he'll lose you for a tiny bit so he takes any opportunity to get to be with you.

I think he'd just admire your stretch marks! It makes you unique and he loves the way you laugh when he places lil smooches all over them

~ Muhammad Avdol~

Absolute sweetheart the love I have for this man is immeasurable ajdjsksjsn he's so gentle with you it doesn't matter how you look he would love you regardless your size

He seems like a man who is proud of his knowledge and appreciation of other cultures, his favorite thing is to feed you his favorite foods, watching your eyes light up while he tells you interesting facts about how they make it and where it comes from

Really not one to go wild on pda, hand holding or draping an arm around you around you to keep you close is what he's comfortable with

He seems like he'd know how to bake omg he'd absolutely lose it if you baked with him because he can just sneak up behind you, wrap his arms around your tummy, while just acting like the close proximity between your faces isn't making your face show visible signs of your mind going 'y/n.exe has stopped working'

His robe is absolutely huge on you and it's your favorite blanket when the group has to sleep in the desert.

I can imagine it smelling so nice like what comes to mind is white sage?? Anyways, his coat is definitely a comfort item you wear on those days where you do feel a bit insecure. It's big, soft, and smells like the man that brings you the most comfort.

His chickens adore you so much!! Literally they would have to or else Muhammad would not be in a relationship with you lmao, he believes they have good judgement and they're like his kids.

They love to be by your side and they love to be in your lap, you're just so soft it's like heaven to them

Yea his favorite body part is your plush tummy! He just finds it cute and it's his favorite thing to either rest his head on or grab onto while cuddling! If you wear a crop top (or shirtless if you're a masc person and crop tops aren't your thing :) ) and his face just burns up omg you're so handsome/beautiful how did he ever get so lucky

~Iggy (Platonic. Of course.)~

(IM SO SORRY BUT I'M LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE SO MUCHS SKSHSKNSKSKS)

You're his owner, the only one who can pet and dote on him like the little feral baby he is <3

He lets you take a piece of his coffee gum and occasionally steals treats for the both of you to share sometimes

Although the majority of it goes to Iggy because it's all covered in dog drool

When it's car ride time he loves to lay in your lap or sometimes he forces has you carry him around because he enjoys being able to relax in your big arms

If people start staring at you inappropriately, including any of the Crusaders, expect them to get barked and growled at

If anyone decides to make rude comments surrounding your weight, enemy or not, they're getting their hair ripped out and their left shoe shit in <3

You make sure to buy him extra gum and call him a good boy

He's like your furry little bodyguard, if anyone does or talks some shit, they're going to get hit

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sabababa · 3 years

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How easy is it to make the BNHA boys blush? Are they stone cold on the outside but internally screaming or are they as red as a tomato and a babbling mess? Also I hope you don’t mind making it so Reader is like the Dom in the relationship

How you make them blush headcanons

Hawks, Hitoshi Shinso, Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Mirio Togata, Shota Aizawa, Tamaki Amajiki x GenderNeutral!Reader

Author’s Note: I tried to make the reader come off as a dom in these, so I hope it shows. I also imagine reader being tall since I’m like 5′11″ and there’s hardly any tall reader stuff, so some of the stuff in these could be preserved from a tall person POV This is also the first time I’ve written for Shinso and Tamaki so I hope I represented them well!

Warnings: Some slight spice but not really, slight Dom!reader

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Hawks

People like to imagine Hawks as a very suave guy, but that’s not the case

Of course, he has a public appearance to keep up

But oh boy, when he meets someone he actually likes he gets tongue tied

So when you two started dating it was fairly easy to get him to blush, but not so much it’d make his face red

Simple domestic acts were enough to dust his cheeks, or even some compliments

He never received genuine attention like that so he was unsure of how to react

He started to get used to it though, he may not blush anymore, but he still likes it

Now, a new thing you discovered a couple months into the relationship is that he has bird-like behaviors

And sometimes you like to take advantage of it

He likes to groom you by brushing your hair or trimming your nails, he’s actually very good at mani-pedis

So you’ll return the favor by brushing his hair or trimming his nails and it causes him to be a blushy mess because his heart is pounding and he can’t believe you want to groom him

You’ll even take it a step farther by cleaning or fixing his feathers

It’s a big deal in the bird world when two birds groom each other, it means they’re very close

Another thing is that he likes to feed you parts of his food from his plate

Even if you’re both eating the same thing, he still likes to hold food up to your mouth for you to eat

And once again, you’ll do it right back at him

In the bird world, it would mean that you accepted him as your mate

It makes him blush as he bites the food off and enjoys the flavor

Even when you eat the same thing, he swears it tastes better when you feed it to him

All in all, he gets real blushy when you indulge in his birdy antics

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Hitoshi Shinso

Hitoshi doesn’t really blush

Whenever you say a compliment to him he just rubs the back of his neck, looks down, and has a grin on his face

He loves it when you comment on things he feels other people don’t like about him

His unkempt hair, his baggy eyes, his terrible sleeping habit

He’s never cared what other people think, but hearing you speak so positively about those things makes his heart soar

“Oh my god, your bed head is the cutest thing on this planet!”

“Awh, did I wake you? You look so adorable rubbing your eyes!”

“You have the sexiest voice ever, I swear, can you just never stop talking to me, please?”

He loves when you talk about his voice

It’s what really enables his quirk, so the fact that you’re not intimidated by him talking and love hearing him talk is refreshing to him

But on the inside, when you compliment him

He’s screaming and doing back flips

They like my voice?!

They want me to keep talking to them?!

WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!

But on the outside he acts like his regular cool self

He also really loves when you display affection to him around others

You’re not afraid of being associated with him or what other people think and he just absolutely loves it

Sometimes kids in the hallways will give him nasty looks and he’ll give one back

But you just pull him close to your side and hold his arm while giving the kid an intimidating look

Since you’re in separate classes you walk with him to his first

Before you leave you always put a little kiss on his cheek as you guys stand near the doorway for his classmates to see

He smirks when he catches a few staring, but once again, he is absolutely going crazy inside his head

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Izuku Midoriya

THIS BOY

THE ABSOLUTE BLUSHIEST

Any compliment or flirt you say to him will have him blushing

Sometimes you’ll comment on his strength

Or how cute he is when he mumbles

Or how adorable his face looks when he’s concentrated

He face goes red every time and it makes him cover his head with his arms

And you compliment how cute he looks when he’s blushing, every time

What he loves the most though is when you show him off

“Everybody stop what you’re doing and look how adorable Izu is!”

“Look at his cute chubby cheeks and pretty freckles! *squeals*”

Some of your friends find it funny, but the others just cringe or roll their eyes (actually just Bakugou)

He loves it when you talk about his strength and have him show it off as well

You ask him to pick you up and he’ll have you sit on his arm while he flexes

This man carried around a hulked up Allmight for training, picking you up is a piece of cake

“Look how strong my baby boy is!” You gush

His face is so red, but he’s lowkey enjoying the attention

A thing you like to do is have him sit in your lap while you wrap your arms around him to trap him against you

You’ll do this when you guys are in the lounge and it makes him blush

You like to pepper his cheek in kisses while he sits on you and it makes him giggle

When you’re in private, you’ll have him straddle you on the bed

And of course the blush never leaves his face as you feel his body

You leave kisses on his forehead, his cheeks, his neck, even his collarbone if the collar of his shirt is deep enough (he’s bought a couple of v-necks for this occasion)

He loves it when you bring his hands up and kiss along his scars

You’re so slow and sensual about it, it makes his heart race and body heat up

And he wouldn’t trade that feeling for the world

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Katsuki Bakugou

He won’t admit it, but he blushes

You would make him blush even before you two started dating

You were his biggest hype man- and still are

But whenever he would start roasting or chewing people out, you would be there in the background

“Yeah! Kick their ass, Bakugou!” You’d shout

He thought it was weird at first and brushed it off, but when he realized he started to like you it caused a small blush to pop up whenever you would cheer him on

And when you realized you started to like him you upped your game

Anytime you’d walk into a room with him in it you would say

“Where’s that handsome devil Bakugou?”

His face would be so red, but he looked so angry that everyone thought it was just from rage as he chewed you out for making a comment like that

Anytime you knew he was around and listening you would bring him up

“Damn, I have no idea how to make this. Maybe our resident hot chef Bakugou can make it?”

“Leave me alone or I’ll call the handsome devil Bakugou himself!”

“You really think you can beat pretty boy Bakugou?”

He won’t admit it, but he loves it when you call him your pretty boy

Especially after you two start dating

You’ll be sitting in the living area of the dorms with some friends playing some games

Bakugou wins and you congratulate him with a kiss on the cheek with

“That’s my pretty boy!”

He still blushes slightly but doesn’t get angry about it because after all, you’re dating, of course, you’re gonna compliment him

In private you’ll call him sexy if you want to tease him

But sometimes there are days where you just want to be affectionate and have him vulnerable beneath you

You’ll kiss him all over his face as his blush grows

You then compliment him when his face finally softens and shows a small smile

“You really are my pretty boy, Suki,”

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Mirio Togata

Mirio is a boy who does blush, but not over the top and very rarely

You have to meet a special set of requirements if you want his blush to appear

And the way to do that is to compliment his body

Mirio is used to people talking about his body

I mean, with a quirk like his, he was constantly showing it off to everybody

He expected comments about it when it was shown

But when you two started dating you threw him for a loop

He was just casually talking to Nejire and Tamaki when you snuck up behind him and grabbed his pecs, giving them a squish

“Look at these big ol’ bara tiddies,” you said playfully as you groped him

Mirio was so stunned from the act that a blush appeared

He never expected it and Nejire laughed about the look on his face while Tamaki looked embarrassed for him

He eventually snapped back and let out a sheepish laugh, but he also sounded giddy because he lowkey liked you feeling him up

Another day he was doing some regular workouts with his friends

Once again he was talking to Nejire and Tamaki when you snuck up behind him

Instead this time you crawled under his legs and stuck your head between his thighs as you made him squish your cheeks

“This boy has thighs for days!” You said as you rubbed your hands up and down his thighs

Again, he was stunned and blushy

Nejire laughed and Tamaki hid his face

This other time happened when he was alone

You see, you had made such a habit of ogling him in front of others that he thought he was safe alone

Nope

He was in the dorm’s kitchen preparing a meal for himself when he saw you walking in

He greeted you with a big smile and offered to make you something

You came up behind him and smacked his ass and continued to squish it in your hand as you pressed your body against his, trapping him against the counter

“Maybe you could let me have a piece of that ass?”

Mirio.exe has stopped working

You laughed as you stood back and removed yourself from him to calm him down

His face was so red, he had no idea what to do

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Shouta Aizawa

Aizawa THINKS he blushes, but doesn’t actually

He’ll pull his capture weapon up to cover his face more when you flirt with him

What makes him act this way is when you compliment his features or give some kind of sexy nickname to him

Aizawa thinks he’s an average looking man

He’s not insecure, he just honestly thinks that of himself

So sometimes you’ll come up to him and rub your face against his to feel his stubble scratch against your cheek

“Damn, I love your stubble, it’s so sexy!”

Cue him averting his eyes and covering his face with his scarf

Another thing you like to do is when you’re alone and lounging together on the couch

You’ll admire his features for a while before you give kisses all over his face

He’ll ask what that was for

“You’re just so handsome, Sho,” you say with a sweet smile

He’ll look away with a surprised grunt and cover his face with his hand

You like to tease him when he does that and tell him how cute he looks, which only makes it worse for him

Sometimes, out of the blue, you like to give him sexy nicknames

“How’s it going, stud?”

“Hey there, hot stuff!”

“Whatcha’ up to, sexy?”

You’ll even say stuff like that in front of his friends and co-workers, but you’re not seductive about it, just casual, so he doesn’t really get mad at you for it

But it does make him pull the scarf up

One of his favorite things you call him though is “hubby”

You’re not married yet, nor engaged, but it really makes his heart pound against his chest when you call him that, especially in front of strangers

“I guess I’ll have that. What do you want, hubby?”

“Awh, isn’t my hubby the best?”

He doesn’t mind that you refer to him as your “hubby”

He was planning on asking you soon anyway

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Tamaki Amajiki

This boy blushes all the time when he’s around you

Even before you dated, of course

Just a simple “hello” and “how are you?” would make him blush and hide his face in the nearest wall

It took him a while to warm up to you, especially since he got a crush the first moment he saw you

You always tried your best to have him comfortable around you, you understood how anxiety could be

Eventually, he started hiding against your back whenever he got anxious

That was when you knew it was time to pop the question

“Tama, do you wanna go on a date with me?”

His face was completely red but he managed to stutter out an answer while furiously nodding

So when you guys started dating his blush reappeared whenever you’re around

But it wasn’t the type of “oh god I just wanna hide” blush

It was the “everything they do is amazing” blush

You’ll sometimes come up and give him a surprise kiss on the cheek

Or sometimes you’ll pick him up in a hug and spin him around

His face is flushed as he buries it in the crook of your neck with his arms wrapped around your shoulders

Other times, you’ll just hold his face in your hand and he leans into it with the sweetest smile

He loves it when you praise him

It makes him feel so much better after he does something he considers difficult, like ordering food or making an important phone call (me too, Tama)

His nerves are all jittery after it’s over and you’re there to soothe them by holding his hand or giving a small peck to his cheek

“That was so good, Tama! I’m proud!”

“You said all that without stuttering! Great job!”

“Wait, you did that all by yourself? My baby boy is growing up so fast!”

He really likes it when you call him your baby boy, it warms his face and his heart

Overall, he’s so happy to have someone so supportive

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Thanks for reading!

#Hawks x reader #Shinso x reader #Hitoshi x reader #Izuku x reader #Midoriya x reader #Deku x reader #Katsuki x reader #Bakugou x reader #Mirio x reader #Togata x reader #Shouta x reader #Aizawa x reader #Tamaki x reader #Amajiki x reader #Shinsou x reader

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stormcallart · 3 years

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I love your blog for so many reasons, but one of the top is that you love Enji while still acknowledging he's an idiot/done idiotic things. You don't try and sweep his flaws under the rug but neither do you justify liking him, you just do, and I really admire and respect that. (Second reason I love your blog: bara tiddies)

He's and idiot, but he's our idiot ❤

Jokes aside. To ignore what Enji has done would be a disservice to both the story and to people who have gone through similar situations. People who act as though he's never done anything wrong are just as bad as the people who give him random headcanons about being even worse in canon without any evidence imo. I guess i’m a stickler for how Hori wants his story/characters told.

But at the same time, he's a 2d character. He's an amalgamation of thoughts, drawn out in a series of drawings and then animated onto a screen. He's hot... and not real. Therefore there's no need to justify anything while also acknowledging his issues.

It's just like people who like villains. No shame, i get it and you do you! I like a lot of villains too. But liking a villain does not equal condoning or liking an irl serial killer / murderer (it better not, i'll break your kneecaps). So to think people who like Endeavor would condone a child abuser just makes no sense in the realm of fiction. Can’t apply the rule to one and not all.

that’s my opinion. But thank you anon, i’m glad it’s a part of why you enjoy this blog!

#storm answers #tw child abuse mention #enji todoroki #endeavor #hehe i know you didnt ask for the rant anon #but just wanted to air my exact thoughts on the matter in case anyone was curious

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shinjukuspiritcommittee · 2 years

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Alt Hopes for 2022

Let’s all join our hands in prayer for good health, fortune, and bara tiddies...

im making this up very late so some of it might be incoherent and I want to get this out before long into the year.

Alt hopes for 2022

As the title suggests this is just me rambling off about characters I hope to see get an alt or some significant representation in 2022. Feel free to reblog with your own opinions or thoughts or expand on these with a post on social media of your own! I'd love to read what everyone has in mind. ~I don't think I'm turning any heads when I am saying we really should see a Shinya alt. It really hurts that Shinya, even after a skill evolution, is honestly one of the weakest units in the game. I understand he's a launch/year 1 character but it's a shame he really has nothing going for him. I actually really like Shinya's design and think his writing is pleasant enough. Shinya fans deserve to eat good. ~Another set of characters who have really fallen to the wayside are Agyo and Gullinbursti. I just think it's criminal how underused these two are in the grand scheme of things considering they're members of the Summoner's Guild. This is more to give their fans hope and a bit of new life more than anything just because they've been sitting in the corner hoping for a smidgen of content. ~Obligatory gamma g slot. Just pick one at this point and watch me cry as we don't see anything come from it. I think this is possibly the least likely, but it's still a nonzero chance so keep chugging that copium. ~Heracles because please. ~Fuxi. I just really like his art and design and would like to see more of him. I've heard he was a bit of a letdown in Chapter 12 (tho I have yet to get caught up myself) but I'm hoping maybe with an alt down the line he can be improved. Also I always love me a Yugioh reference! ~On the topic of Gambler's I'm incredibly curious to see what they would do with Gandharva. I won't lie I do actually like his design and think he looks really cool with him having an interesting dynamic with characters who tend to play it safe. Plus he's a buff bird man and Thunderbird getting an alt in 2021 was so much yes- ~Mineaki wasn't a character I expected to get an alt, nor was I expecting him to be as good as he turned out being so I'm hoping that Avarga turns out to be at least half as useful. He's the other Yoyogi teacher and I believe the last one of the academy to be getting an alt. Cuz Jugo of all people got an alt as well which I wasn't anticipating which I believe (at the time of writing this) leaves Avarga as our standalone teacher. So yeah Avarga 2022 make it happen please ~Nyarlahotep is a character who had quite a bit of relevance in 2021 that I was surprised about but at the same time not really the recognition he deserved. I just think it's about time he joined his Old Ones brothers and gained alt status. ~Obligatory Marchosias slot. ~Taurus Mask second alt. No I don't have to justify this one. Just let it be a reality and let me have a world where I can be happy. ~Jacob or Kresnik. At this point I'm just a Gomtang simp and would appreciate more ways to acquire Jacob. Kresnik also has that foxy grandpa vibes I can respect. ~I'm gonna throw Oz here too because the poor lad has not been treated the best. Just an alt to breathe a bit of new life into him please? ~This one's a bit more of one that's out there that I simply don't talk about him enough on my social medias, but give us a Behemoth alt. I feel like he's a bit past due for one. The main reason why I'm putting him here is because he was a big part of me getting back into Housamo alongside Ziz when I got the YouTube notification that Valentine's banner and I have had my account since. We've come a long way and I would just like to see it sort of come full circle with a Behemoth alt. I think he's got a lovable design and is someone I should probably write about in the future (?) ~To close out the list I'm just gonna be honest and say this is easily my most wanted alt and that's a Tomte alt. I was a little disappointed we didn't get his event translated in an official capacity since he's honestly a character I resonated with and enjoyed a lot. I've gotten plenty of mileage out of using Tomte- to the point I've made legitimate memes on my Twitter and Discord profiles. He's really cute and I love his design which I know not everyone is a fan of, but he's one of my favorites and I would really like to see him get more involvement. Anyways that's my sort of wishlist for 2022. I'll be honest I got most of my faves between 2019 and now so I'm not too stressed about what alts we get this year. I'm also incredibly grateful I got lucky enough to get all of the units on my radar throughout 2021 and hope that it keeps up into 2022. (Tho I dont think anything will top me getting an off focus Kengo 5... speaking of I should probably also do an updated favorite character sort maker just for funsies because my opinions have mildly shifted over the course of 2021 and new characters I've grown to appreciate) If you have any units that you'd love to see that I didn't mention you're more than free to share those thoughts and opinions!

#tokyo afterschool summoners #housamo #sfw #hopes #update #opinion

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dumdumdrawstumtums · 3 years

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Do you have any belly or muscle headcanons for the f/go knights of the round table?

I think I'm gonna play favorites here a bit just because only a couple of em hold my interest hahaha

SO YEAH first and foremost there's the Sun Knight himself, G.awain! And why he's so prominent is because like... by anime standards this guy is jacked, like--

They make it a point to have his pecs poppin' in that shirt. And in that Camelot movie they really don't skimp on making him beefy either-

SO YEAH, the guy's swol. It's shown in his F.GO iteration, what between him having three Buster cards (meaning he's devoted to hitting hard) and at least one of his attacks is him sorta just.. ramming his body into the enemy like a linebacker. All in all Sir G.awain is clearly dedicated to beefing up for his knightly duties, which means he eats big to gain big. Granted he fancies himself as the Round Table's cook...

But apparently his cooking is horrendous, so I really hope it isn't his own food that he's using to bulk. If he's enjoying someone else's food, he'd be eating A LOT of it, both because of aforementioned duty to his cause, and because so long as there's food set down in front of him he won't turn it away. And since he draws his power from the sun, methinks his appetite would be near-endless when out eating under it.

Yeah you eat that packed burger o' gallant hero.

... Anyway, he's got all the courteousness befitting a knight, so heavens forbid he be rude. It'd be especially apparent if he's doing so for his Master, because he is incredibly loyal to a fault. Which of course means if he's asked to eat enough to bring any of his fellow knights to shame, or devour an enemy, well... he can be surprisingly merciless when carrying out his orders.

The other one I'll ramble about is a new addition to the F.GO game, Sir P.ercival! As you can see they were very generous in showing off his bod, especially with pronouncing them bara tiddies. The fandom has been ALL over that as soon as he was announced, trust me. And it turns out showing off his muscles isn't without reason - in the legends this guy apparently has incredible superhuman strength. Like, "tear a tree out by the roots and tear it up to fashion a weapon" levels of stronk. So it's only right that he have the muscle to back that up.

He is however also pure of heart and really... simple-minded. Like, kept failing the Holy Grail's trials because he just didn't realize despite how very bizarre they could be. Or cuddled a lion because thought they were all just big pussycats. SO that could be taken advantage of in encouraging him to eat... pretty much however much one sees fit for him. Like G.awain, but even moreso in that he's just really nice and won't turn down yet another plate set in front of him. Speaking of, apparently they're very good friends and like to play chess together, so it'd be fun to think of them having a fun (and rather epic) eating contest.

That purity though does hamper vore thoughts a smidge. For P.ercival I'm thinking he'd mostly just be involved in protective vore, swallowing his Master or other such friends for their own good, or because they really wanted it and he'd agree if it's non-fatal. Otherwise I guess he could eat up the truly wicked if he has no other means to vanquish them!

#sorry there's a lot more #content of g.awain available #p.ercy's brand new #and only in the JP version rn #so i have to just wing it for him

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