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aa-carnivorousfatality · 10 months

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Incorrect quotes. Ft. Carnage, Lasher and Mayhem

Lasher: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Carnage, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Mayhem, whispering: Because I have little hands. Carnage: Because they have little hands.

Mayhem: I will find us a covered wagon and horses. Mayhem: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone. Lasher: Oh, please. We're not children. *Mayhem leaves* Lasher, casually: ...Eat shit and die. Carnage, also casually: Yes, fuck you

Lasher: So what’s the plan? Carnage: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Mayhem* they’re mean, come up with something.

Carnage: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Mayhem: How did you know I was up until 3am? Lasher: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

Carnage: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? Lasher: The final boss. Mayhem: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? Carnage: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

Mayhem: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Carnage: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Mayhem: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Lasher: Edible.

Mayhem: I have locked Lasher in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoist by their own petard. Carnage: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that. Mayhem: I’m blackmailing them. Carnage: Oh, happy days.

Lasher: What would Carnage think? Mayhem: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?

Mayhem: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :) Carnage: I forgot I was doing a test. Mayhem: Carnage. Carnage: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny.... Lasher: Carnage.

Carnage: Do you cook? Mayhem: I made a cake once. Lasher: Yeah, it was good. Mayhem: Really? Lasher: Don’t make me lie twice, Mayhem

Lasher: Who wants to make fifty bucks? Mayhem: How? Lasher: I need someone to take the fall. Mayhem: What did you do? Lasher: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Carnage, from the other room: Oh my god. Lasher: ... Carnage: OH MY GOD! Mayhem: Make it a hundred. Lasher: Deal.

*Carnage teaching Lasher to drive and taking Mayhem along for the ride* Carnage: That's a pothole. To the left! Lasher: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Mayhem, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Lasher: I don't think that's how the song goes. Carnage, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Lasher: Country Roads. Mayhem: To the place. Lasher and Mayhem in unison: I Belong! Carnage, crying harder: What the fuck?

Lasher: When Mayhem was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Carnage: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Lasher: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Mayhem's birthday invitations. Carnage: Well, what are they supposed to say? Lasher: "Mayhem's birthday". Carnage: So, what do they say instead? Lasher: "Mayhem’s bi". Carnage: Carnage: Works out either way.

Carnage: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Mayhem, rushing in: Carnage! Lasher tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

Lasher: We need to open this locked door. Mayhem, give me your credit card. Mayhem: Here. Lasher, pocketing it: Thanks. Carnage, break down the door.

Carnage: Guess what number I’m thinking of. Mayhem: 420? Carnage: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously. Lasher: 69. Carnage: Yeah it was 69.

#ooc mobile.#I CANT #CRYING #SOBBING #WOULD YALL BELIEVE THAT I WAS ON THIS GENERATOR FOR AN HOUR?#ITS SO ACCURATE WTF #spybiote #onopoeia

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tarufai · 2 months

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#spiderman #deadpool #spideypool #comic #I did this for a class #an ENGLISH class #but we're learning about comics as literature and for the most recent paper we had an option to make a comic #and the main theme we're studying this semester is power so i made this #anyway I forgot how goddamn hard these two are to draw #I hate how complicated their costumes are like its so unnecessary #but I also think this is the most accurately I've drawn them #and they looked consistent through this whole thing #so I'm really proud of myself #and yes this is gay but i'm imagining that in this scene they don't realize they have feelings for each other yet hee hee #some of these were fuckin hard angles too what was i doing to myself!!! this was hard af!!! wtf!!!#and to be honest i drew all of this yesterday and today!!! that was so much drawing!!! og my god!!!#but it was fun he he #except i will always hate the webs on spideys costume. hell world #they have to look such a specific way and it is not easy #enough rambling. enjoy #also sorry im reuploading this because i had accidentally colored in one of spideys speech bubbles as yellow

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samgatinho · 10 months

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MARTYN!!!! THE LITTLE GUY!!!

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strawberrybabydog · 2 years

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i really wish nonpsychotics understood that psychosis, specifically delusions, impact your entire world. saying that we live in a different Reality is usually pretty accurate

so when you ask us to try anti-psychotic medication you’re literally asking us to change our entire world. for you. would you change the colour of the sky, for me? would you move houses, for me? would you let your pets die, for me?

no? then you shouldn’t ask people to uproot their entire lives just so you feel less creeped out when we stare into a corner.

the only reason a person should be on anti-psychotics is if they help that person. it’s a decision between the psychotic person themselves and their healthcare provider(s.) pressuring psychotic people into taking anti-psychotics, especially when they’ve specifically said they do not want to, is an attempt at removing another person’s bodily autonomy. it’s wrong.

#these are accurate comparisons btw #when im on antipsychotic my companions literally die lol #literally #they are dead #as in when i pick them up i am picking up a corpse #like what if u started taking new medication and ur entire family just. died.#that is what it is like. literally.#so i just think its really telling that nonpsychotics will be like #eww when YOU have delusions it creeps ME out....#please please pleeeaasse change your entire life for me <3 #no wtf

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antiqueanimals · 2 years

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The Bestiary of Aloys Zötl (1831-1887). The Elk (1886)

#cervids #moose #Aloys Zötl #whenever i post a pic of moose and the title calls it an elk people will usually say something like thIS iSnT aN ELK iTs a MOoSE #and im going to use the tags to inform u guys that moose were referred to as elk in europe for a LOOOONG time and still are today iirc #so when english speakers came to the us they were like wtf is this? another large fucking deer? lets call these bad boys elks too #so now elk is used to describe both eurasian elk (moose) and american elk (wapiti)#thank you for coming to my (hopefully accurate) ted talk

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artheresy · 7 months

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Playing Jingliu’s story quest at 3 am is a severe mistake, I just got to the part of Blade thinking about the past after Jingliu killed him for that brief point and it brought me to tears, not even like single tear type stuff, like I haven’t stopped actively crying since I got to that part

I can’t tell if I would have cried this much at a more reasonable time because Blade’s my favorite and his VA’s performance like severely impacted me or if its just because I am very tired and fragile at this time of day

EITHER WAY, W O W OUCH, I am in so much pain, I am in infinite pain and seeing people talking about this pointing out stuff is not making it any better. I am so going to be annoying about this quest maybe tomorrow and talk about it because OH MY GOD it was so good jessuusss

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felidaefatigue · 1 year

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has anyone come up with a better short form of nonbinary yet i fuckin hate enby

#not for any reason and i dont care if people use it for themselves or me #but like the mouth and brain feel of that combination is terrible and i dont want it #also #so long still #i liked nonbinary cause i could shorten it to 2 letters ykniw #and im all for like not taking space from use as nonblack but like #considering using agen as an alternative?#still long and not... as good and likely no one will know wtf i mean #but its better than enby #also its not even PRONOUNCED HOW ITS SPELLED #and whERE DOES THE E COME FROM #i dislike everything about it #also vaguely infantalizing #agen is more accurate to me but isnt as broad for when im trying to talk about gender spectrum vs binary #also i dont love having gender in the name #like i dont even want a gender but i gunna use agender LOL #anyway

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wistrearchived · 7 months

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⸻ what does your heart look like?

iced over, out of the sun. your heart is very lonely, isn’t it? is your fortress of ice self-made? are others afraid of you, or are you afraid of them? are you afraid of hurting them, or of being hurt? vulnerability and connection can be frightening, but that’s no reason to shy away from their light, to tuck yourself small into corners, to build up frigid walls to keep yourself from feeling. you will heal when you allow yourself to draw closer to the flames and thaw.

#oh okay..... oH OKAY #do you think making me cry is cool #these quizzes always come for ki's throat and it makes me go insane #BECAUSE THIS ONE?#ITS ACTUALLY SO ACCURATE WTF #[ 𝐢𝐢. ] study › you need to go to war to find material to sing.

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glass-not-a-girl05 · 9 months

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was anyone going to tell me pads have historically been tested with water or saline and only started being tested with period blood like, last week?!?!

btw, this is the actual article that used blood and tested a bunch of products in case you want to give it a read

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berryunho · 2 years

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guess who lauren was writing about challenge

#this is almost embarassing #like im so far gone #but yk what. accurate description and im proud of past me for writing it #this is from a spur of the moment idea i absolutely had to write as soon as i had the thought #... six months ago LOL #maybe ill finish it one day !#by maybe i mean i will #but idk when #deadass just read this whole draft and was mad when i got to where i left it like wtf. why didnt i finish it.#i know for a fact its because it was like 3am and i was incoherently tired. but THE WRITING WAS SO GOOD #im crying rn why do i have to write what i want to read.#berryunho.txt #etc writing

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cantdanceflynn · 2 years

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OK IM DEF GONNA HAVE TO ACCOUNT FOR SEASON 2 WITH THE PNF EMPIRESMP AU I MIGHT JUST GIVE IN AND DRAW SOME STUFF FOR IT NOW WHILE I WATCH EVERYONES POV

#THERES JUST. I HAVE DONE A GOOD JOB I THINK ITS VERY FUNNY BUT ALSO AS INNATELY TRAGIC AS IT SHOULD BE #THE ONLY ONES I RLY HAVE FOR SURE STILL ARE ''CANDACE IS LIZZIE JEREMY IS JOEL PHINEAS IS JIMMY AND SCOTT IS ISABELLA''#I THINK IT WOULD BE A NEAT REFERENCE TO PYXES SWAP AU AND RLY FUNNY IF I MAKE VANESSA ZORNOTH BUT THAT WOULD MAKE FERB JOEY AND LIKE #THATS VERY FUNNY CANDACE AND PHINEAS DONT KNOW WHY THEY'RE BUILDING A CANAL TO HIS PLACE BUT THEY ARE #BUT ALSO IDK IF THEY HAD ZORNOTH ACTUALLY RECIPROCATE AND IF THEY DID IVE GOTTA CHANGE THAT FOR SURE #I JUST THINK VANESSA GETTING TO LIVE OUT HER DREAM OF BEING A GOTH DEMON IS FUNNY AND ALSO SHES GONNA BE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS AGES #SO LIKE ''WHY TF R U ALL MOSTLY KIDS WTF. GOOD FOR U TWO ON GETTING MARRIED U SEEM VERY HAPPY U R 15 AND 16 RESPECTIVELY. WHY??????#IM GONNA GO BE A BITCH TO THESE 10 YEAR OLDS NOW. ALSO YOU ARE LITERALLY 9 DUDE ACTUALLY WTF AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS AGES?????????????''#IDK HOW ACCURATE THAT IS I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY #THE ONLY OTHER ONE I MIGHT HAVE A GRIP ON IS IM THINKING GEM OR KATHRINE FOR STACY. BOTH WORK SCARILY WELL BUT I MIGHT MAKE BUFORD GEM

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genshins1mpact · 2 years

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thank you for telling me i have isekai protagonist syndrome whilst also being extremely forgettable & constantly used lol

#i like lumine dont get me wrong but like..... out of all possible results..... i do wish i got someone a lil more interesting #but tbh.. im always the background friend that ppl dont rly remember until they're bored or need smth so like... it checks out ngl #at least lumine has paimon tho ig #i dont mean to sound so depressed but given the shit ive been struggling w lately this just.. kinda didnt help out lol #my friend got beidou ffs i was like wtf she's so cool #anyway the results do feel kinda accurate and its prob my fault for making weird choices anyway so #aerinposting #genshins1mpact #aerin.jpg #quizzes #results #extensive genshin kin quiz #aerin.jpeg #sourced content #it's in the hyperlink/source btw

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clowningaroundmars · 2 months

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judging by all the stuff i need for this next sketch page im workin on, guess who i'm makin fanart of? 👁 👁

#mine #actually now that i realize it #this isnt even everything i used for this page actually...... so its not entirely accurate LOL #just to keep yall guessin......#im gonna keep it a buck with yall tho #i have no clue wtf i'm doing and also when this piece will be finished #ive been lowkey pecking away at it for like. days now. sooooo yeah #oh well. hopefully i dont regret makin this post and yall will get to see the finished product soon!#wish me luck yall teehee!!!#otherwise if i dont post any art for the next month or so assume i died. badly. and had to scrap the page entirely lmao

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hauntingblue · 4 months

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Right cavendish show him who is the real pretty boy of the arena

#law's plans never go right.... poor man...#also poor nami chopper brook and momo lmao.... facing doflamingo... oof #NAMI!!! ELECTROCUTE THAT MAN!!!#SANJI!!!!!!!!!! KICK THAT MAN INTO OBLIVION #nami asking for help.... you know things are hard when #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 654 #sanji heard a woman's tears again and flipped... mingo it's OVER for you #nami is always the one to witness the horrors.... it never fails....#oh sanji has two jambas diablas now...#NAMI ELECTROCUTE HIM!!!!#its gotta be so funny watching one piece while being French and just hear sanji say fried chiken spectrum... like what #like gigantesco mano is accurate but fried chicken??? wtf does that do #LAW CUT HIM IN HALF!!!!#nami calling themselves the swirly brow pirates.... girl YOU are number 3 not sanji!!! people forget that!!!! idc who fights more!!!#those are the tangerine pirates now. to me.#law having not one but TWO hostages... they are going to start piling up bodies anytime now #he means BUSSINESS #episode 655 #i cant stop watching the episodes are so good and so full of stuff...... you know.....#law should do shambles with mingo and one of the fishes and call it a day. literally who has a brain as big as mine. that is a fucking move #the sound sanji made when violet touches his hand 😭😭😭😭 HEEEeeeh #so bartolomeo who cant even talk to zoro needs to talk to luffy.....#episode 656 #'it's a long story....''it doesn't matter then' lmaoo #if i were luffy i would haki knock out that big man... who is going to know....#OHHHHHH THE OTHER WOMAN GLADIATOR!!!! I <3 FEMINISM!!!!!! ACILIA QUEEN!!!!#luffy getting reminded of grey terminal by dressrosa..... yeah.....#episode 657

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flaynbestgirl · 7 months

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ive seen a few times in previous years that a lot of fans of translated japanese media would like more direct translations with fewer edits made and "no localisation" and to an extent this could be seen as professional translators being out of touch with what it is their audience wants from their translations

but in my experience its actually more likely to be fans who dont speak japanese and/or have no idea about translation theory or practice and who are just talking out of their asses without understanding the full implications of what theyre asking for

#i am talking about f*re -mblem #but this can apply to others #now. i am never going to argue that official translations are inherently superior to others OR that theyre always perfect #but ive seen so many people fucking nitpick and complain about translations not being word for word and thus no being accurate #bitch if the whole game was word for word you would get so fucking tired of trying to parse it SO FAST #and blaming changes obviously made by editors or others further along in the process on the translators #even tho theyre errors or changes that no competent translator would make unless it was like 3am and theyd been working 10 hrs straight #there are legitimate complaints to be made dgmw - god dont i know it ask anyone i complain all the time - but its honestly 60:40 #or maybe even 70:30 bitching to legitimate concerns raised in my experience #idk what it is about fans of japanese media that makes them think their opinion about a translation is worth anything when they #1. do not know the source language and/or 2. do not know anything about translation theory #this shit is hard bruv and be grateful to your translators cus lord knows you wouldnt be able to read/watch/play whatever it is without them #kath shouts into the void #why tf isnt this tag ever saving??? like i know i dont make posts as much as i used to but wtf

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lordgrimoire · 3 months

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So, an Idea, or AU I had regarding the good ol DPxDC.

I’m not sure what sort of disaster Amity’s ghost problem would be classified as, but think of what would happen if the local EMS (Emergency Services like Fire Departments, Law Enforcement, Emergency Medical, etc.) pretty much started jumping over the Mayor from the get-go? What if hard proof of these hijinx, for a brief time, were able to get out of Amity?

Well the Governor would probably have someone take a look, and once nonsense is confirmed (especially of its weird nonsense that looks a little to close to supers) they send in the National Guard, at first to keep an eye on the situation.

Then comes the Ghost Investigation Ward, and things go from moderately worrying to “WTF” real quick. And things start looking less Small Town USA and more Stalins Town USSR, at the height of Stalins Purges.

Admittedly it’s not immediate, and during the time between being put on “Indefinite Alert” and actually being relived this unit (I’m thinking a Battalion Sized force so about 1,200 soldiers/guardsmen total) ends up befriending the locals, and much to the Mayor, and GIWs, frustration, Phantom, as well as Red Huntress.

This leads to a standoff, the GIW can really only do what they want because of the Governments permission for them to do so, but engaging National Guard, who had not been federalized, may cause an issue or two. So they bring up the issue with someone who they think will back them up, their new boss Lex Luthor.

Now Lex isn’t a fool, but he figures out how the Justice League isn’t being called is due to a jammer the GIW set up and figures he can take a look around incognito like, or more accurately get trusted members of The Goonion, who he had Federally given approval to, to go take a look around.

When Alex gets the full story, and not just the GIWs original story but also updated info from the Doctors Fenton, who are now VERY worried, because they were wrong about Ghosts in more ways than they originally thought they may have been. Suffice to say, when Lex manages to get a copy of "The History of The Infinite Realms" and finds that Krypton's Afterlife is GONE, as in they did something similar to what the GIW is planning, he starts hitting the "Abort" Button with fury. Only to be told "Too late we're underway, we're going through a tunnel, what? What?" And now Lex decides Enough is Enough. Lex does two things, first he sends the GO order for the National Guard Battalion in Amity Park, then he starts trying to get a hold of the Justice League because "Listen I know you dislike me but I am willing to drop it all if you HELP WITH THIS BS THAT I JUST INHERITED!" Meanwhile back in Amity Things go from 0 to 100 faster than an Flash, that being the National Guard heard "GO" and immediatly started blasting. The Townfolks: Confused The Ghosts: Confused Team Phantom: Confused and Afraid The Ghost Hunters who are now studying Ghost Culture and the like: Very Confused and sorta getting Arrested. The GIW: Full of Bullet Holes, Screaming, and On Fire Meanwhile, The National Guard are waiting around two hours later with Phantom for any "Federal" News to come through: So the New President decided the Anti-Ecto Acts are BS, unfortunately they haven't been overturned yet so we're all most likely going to be marked as traitors. Mind if we hide out somewhere our bosses can't find us? Also the Justice League never actually knew any of the BS we've been going through, GIW Had some Jammer set up.

Phantom, Tired of all the damage and killing the GIW has caused in Amity Park: I'll try, but I'm not sure how much good it will do if the League shows up.

TLDR: Amity Park during it's entire run has a Battalion of US National Guard camped out in the outskirts/abandoned parts of town and they figure out most of the situation regarding Phantom not being the Villain Mayor Masters and the GIW Claim him to be. Following this logic they turned around and at the first opportunity attacked the GIW and pushed them out of Amity Park.

#dp x dc #danny phantom #dc x dp #danny fenton #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt

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