#Im a grown ass woman

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Gender reassignment surgery has been around for longer than you've been alive girl google it and add a screenshot

So has slavery, lobotomies, murder, incest and murder. Your point?

#girl? #Im a grown ass woman

[corpsejelli]

I live in a camper with my mom now, pretty dope actually

#im a grown ass woman #but i wont lie #its nice

[mossymandibles]

Here’s Mayv! Kraw’s adoptive mom. She’s wrestling a Glow Gullet Gator. She kind of owns a mutated gator farm on the side, purely for a love of the creatures (and they’re good as guard dogs)

Here’s a little intro for her ⬇️

She taught him all he knows about being a sea hunter and how to process and use mermaids for their organs and oils. She is a hunter first, an apothecary second and a ‘beast tamer’ third.

She found herself as an escapee when she was younger, commandeering a trawler boat with her two sons and a few other humans aboard. Whatever she was running from, she attempted to lose it by sailing straight across Hellmouth, unknown dangers be damned. A strange storm blew her off course however and in the process she lost both her sons and some of her crew.

The boat ended up beaching in the delta of a swamp that belonged to the “Lady of the Shades”, a mysterious harpy witch that gave Mayv her alligator-like appearance in exchange for safety. The swamp was called “Shades of Acheron”, located on the northeast edge of Hellmouth.

Mayv replaced her sons with Kraw and Titus. she found Kraw hiding within the swamp, his little hollowed out log lair surrounded by half eaten crawfish shells that earned him his name.

She ran their encampment and household with an iron fist but a loving and boisterous nature. It was mostly her training that Kraw deeply detested. More often than not, out on the sea she seemed to blur the lines between treating Kraw and Titus like her children and treating them like militant hunting hounds.

#hallowed carrion #alligator #monster art #mayv #monster grown ass woman #for some reason tumblr won’t show me the words I’m writing? #like they’re blacked out… #so im writing in purple for now ifg #i only ever use dark mode so I hope its not hard on the eyes in other versions

[kobracola]

ngl i really fucking hate the disparity between the way people treat gerard and lindsey in bandom

#i might elaborate on this later if i dont get burned at the stake or whatever but #fucking hell is it frustrating to witness the demonization of a woman in the music industry and the infantilization of a grown ass man #im not saying lindsey is a good person or that the allegations are irrelevant. #im saying shes SOMEWHAT unfairly demonized for affiliating with msi while gerard is treated like a paragon of innocence #despite being married to her and having a whole ass child with her #if anything he's equally as affiliated with msi as she is and unapologetically supportive of her and her career #but people act like she's some bitch that's manipulating and controlling their poor sassy uwu baby and that he deserves better #fucking!! frustrating!!!!! #mcr #my chemical romance #msi #mindless self indulgence #gerard way #lynz way

[m-ayo-o]

Hi!! It's the cow anon again. I've been gone for a few days but I've been loving the cow hybrid content so much <3

I love the idea of her being a lil heavier with a septum, sooo cute!!

In the same vein of megumi loving the moos, just imagine cow hybrid trying to hold in the moos as he fucks her, so he just keeps slamming into her harder and harder until she does <3 squeezing at her leaky nips and making a mess all over.

Or!! maybe cow hybrid was branded on her farm, and megumi hatessss it, so he makes her get a new tattoo over it to establish his ownership?

Ommggg moo!!!! (this is how I'm greeting you all from now on this cow pet has really done things to me)

Yesyeysyss ughh and she's so unbearably shy and cute abt it all it turns him on even morreeee!!!!

Yes... I considered this but wasn't sure if it was too dark for our cutie hybrids but yes I totally see this. However it may be very painful to get a tattoo over a burn scar branding mark? Idk? Maybe he doesn't like it but accepts that it's just part of her body and he rubs cream on it when it hurts or itches.

(he puts his cum in her to establish ownership. lol)

For some reason I also see her with nicely manicured nails?

And maybe if she has a little collar on it has a small cow bell attached.

#cow hybrid #cow cutie #cow pet #megumi x hybrid #megumi #megumi fushiguro smut #21+ megumi #please unfollow if you suffer from second hand embarrassment #from hearing (reading) a grown ass woman sayig moo #lol #im having fun okkkkk #just let me moo #in peace #🐮

[motionless-in-blue-socks]

i am sooooo tired of people talking shit about chris's girlfriend. like, they are grown ass adults. leave them and their relationship alone 😭

#lex is not the reason chris went to see taylor swift. #chris and gaia havent been together for years + he's with lex now so saying that he's still in love with gaia is weird ass hell #why does it matter that lex was a fan before they dated? she's a grown woman #im sure that she's not just using him for fame given the fact that he doesn't even post her often + she's friends with plenty of influencers #bottom line: they are ADULTS. in a relationship. a relationship that you weirdos are NOT a part of. #leave them alone jfc #miw #motionless in white #chris motionless #chris cerulli

[dykefaggotry]

i think the funniest thing abt ppl's hatred of twelve/clara bc of the age difference is that it's literally part of the point and also like. by the end her seasons clara was 27-28. but you were all fine w him fucking the 19 year old bc he Looked young? listen if ur gonna not be okay with one u gotta not be okay with the other i'm just saying!!

#im fine with either it literally doesn matter rose and clara are both adults i just find it hysterical fasjdfasdf #like please clara is a grown ass woman let her fuck the ancient alien that looks like a gilf if she wants to #in fact let her fuck the other alien gilf while shes at it (missy)

[the-acid-pear]

Actually now that i think of it fuck was wrong w Callum father for Mingus to 1) outright not give a fuck about him (like I get the movie was God awful but usually death is worse than a shit go to the cinema) and 2) look for a father figure in her senile ass peepaw instead of in her father. Unless her father's death was part of what pushed her to obsessing over the old man so hard. No matter how you look at it it's always really sad for the michifus. I'd fix her y'know.

#luly talks #dialtown #mayor mingus #also let me say it here so i dont have to do it again unless explicitly asked: michi and michifus are just a way of saying kitten in spanish #i dont even use these terms in casual speech but when i see a anthro cat im obsessed w that's what i do 🫡 #shes a michi es la michifus la miau miau la gateteta la miu miu shes a fuckne KITTYYYY #and also a grown ass grieving woman #who I'd fix i insist

[tfemdwt]

i saw a theory about niffty possibly having been an overlord/her soul being owned by alastor now and im thinking really hard about like.

giving up souls to an overlord partner as a form of marriage in hell.

niffty retires as an overlord and alastor offers to hold onto her soul so no other overlord can ever take it and instead of a chain their connection is a string connected to both their fingers.

#do not familycode them in my replies. im so serious. niffty is a grown ass woman. #hazbin hotel #radiobug #<- im just gonna keep using this as their ship name #im gonna write a fic about this i swear you just gotta give me a bit #also to be quite honest niffty would absolutely not care if their connection was a chain but im trying to be cute here dont @ me

[lecliss]

I love how after Vincent passes out in Edge it's Shalua who brings him back then he has a dream moment with Lucrecia and sees her walking up while he's in the pod, then when he wakes up he's still in a pod but it's Shalua who's in the room almost like the game is trying to frame her as "New Lucrecia". But then it's also disappointing when all that implying goes out the window cuz Shalua dies and the game turns Shelke into "New Lucrecia" instead 😔

#i dont wanna get all uppity about ships cuz im a grown ass man but VinShal has SO MUCH potenial #and it all goes to waste cuz square wanted to force a 19yo in the body of a 9yo to Literally inherit another woman's crush on him :/ #excuse you thats daughter number 2 and nothing else #oh what we couldve had if shalua didnt die 😔 granted vince will never stop loving lucrecia despite it being impossible to be with her #but its about the ship tease NOT falling on a girl he begins to treat like a daughter #as opposed to the older woman whose pretty similar already to his lost lenore and has FREE WILL in potentially crushing on him #personal

[lovemineallmine]

hi guys i made another taylor swift quiz because my previous one was outdated so let's ask the real questions are you quill pen, glitter pen or fountain pen?

#taylor swift #candy swift #the eras tour #uquiz #it's not a great quiz but i kinda wanted to do it sorry #fearless #speak now #red #1989 #reputation #lover #folklore #evermore #midnights #if you disagree with the song choices some are chosen by taylor herself shdfsh #the others are chosen by me #im open minded i could change some #i get stupidly anxious omg grown ass woman #quiz

[shebpaw]

I think what I really really love about A Shadow in RiverClan is not only de-woobifying Leopartstar but de-uwu-ing Feathertail

#sheb.txt #HOW did this stay in drafts for so long #because im RIGHT #feathertail is a GROWN ASS WOMAN #she will kill and kill again

[haojun]

Two coworkers in another department are talking shit about everyone in *my* department..... 20 feet from my desk that i am sitting at.... its an open office babes what are yall doin....

#a grown ass woman is trying to send us all to HR for shit that we didnt have anything to do with lmao #we cannot help that you dont answer your phones and the queue for yall doesnt work to send calls to #im so sorry u decided to be a bitch to the one person in this office that is irreplacable and she basically told u ur stupid #like im gonna scream shes such a fucking loser just get her OUTTA HERE