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gibbearish · 6 months
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
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ovalrosadolasvegas · 3 months
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Unveiling an Exclusive Wellness Haven:
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Investment Opportunity in Oregon Coast's Premier Sauna and Hot Tub Spa Experience (LGBTQ+ friendly)
Dear Esteemed Investors,
I hope this message finds you in good health and high spirits. I am reaching out to you with an exciting investment opportunity that combines luxury, wellness, and exclusivity on the breathtaking Oregon Coast.
**The Vision:**
Imagine an LGBTQ+ friendly sanctuary where professionals can escape the hustle and bustle of everyday life—a private retreat nestled in the serene beauty of the Oregon Coast. We are on the verge of bringing this vision to life with the creation of an exclusive sauna and hot tub spa, catering to discerning individuals seeking a discreet and luxurious haven for relaxation and rejuvenation.
**Why Invest:**
1. **Creative Financing Options:**
   We understand the value of flexibility, and our creative financing options ensure that investing in this venture aligns with your financial goals. From profit-sharing models to personalized financing plans, we are committed to making this investment opportunity accessible and beneficial for our partners.
2. **Quality Spa Fixtures:**
   Our commitment to excellence extends to every detail of our spa. We are dedicated to sourcing and implementing the highest quality spa fixtures, creating an unparalleled experience for our members. Your investment will contribute to the creation of a world-class facility that stands as a beacon of luxury and sophistication.
3. **Confidentiality and Security:**
   Privacy is paramount. Our spa is designed with the utmost confidentiality in mind. Round-the-clock security measures will ensure a safe and secure environment for all members. We prioritize the comfort and peace of mind of our exclusive clientele.
4. **Recreational and Health Outlet:**
   Beyond the luxury and exclusivity, our spa is a holistic wellness center. The benefits of saunas and hot tubs are well-documented, and we aim to provide a space where individuals can enhance both their physical and mental well-being.
**The Location:**
Situated on the Oregon Coast, our property not only offers stunning ocean views but also taps into the unique charm of the Willamette Valley. The strategic location ensures accessibility for residents while providing a serene escape from the demands of urban life.
**How You Can Get Involved:**
If you believe in the potential of this venture and are passionate about supporting a wellness haven tailored for the LGBTQ+ community, we invite you to contact us. Your investment will not only contribute to the creation of a one-of-a-kind spa but also position you as a key player in an emerging and lucrative market.
**Contact Information:**
- Phone: [971-301-4722]
Let's embark on this journey together and redefine the standards of luxury and wellness. Your investment can make a lasting impact on the lives of individuals seeking a sanctuary of tranquility.
Best regards,
[Mr. Flourish]
[Visionary Founder]
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Wanted Real Estate Investors for Our 6 Acres Villas Project @Indresham, Patancheru, Hyderabad - Call 9652317300
Wanted Real Estate Investors for Our 6 Acres Villas Project @Indresham, Patancheru, Hyderabad - Call 9652317300
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Details Below: Option 1: Invest 25 Lakhs - Get 40 Lakhs In 24 Months 1.6 Guntas (193 Sq Yds) Land Spot Registration Option 2: Invest 35 Lakhs - Get 55 Lakhs In 24 Months 2 Guntas (242 Sq Yds) Land Spot Registration Option 3: Invest 50 Lakhs - Get 90 Lakhs In 24 Months 3 Guntas (363 Sq Yds) Land Spot Registration Office: Madhapur, Hyderabad
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ghostespresso · 10 months
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staff logging on to tumblr dot com today
#staff sweetie i Promise you an algorithm would kill this webbed site#changing the way reblogs look/work would Absolutely kill this webbed site too#this is a Blogging Platform i dont want it to be like tiktok or twitter jesus#if you NEED to change something literally listen to the the Tumblr Users you pretend you cant hear#if money is what you need make your userbase Happy and you should be fine#the shop is fine blaze posts are fine ad free subscriptions are fine but dont get rid of shit that Works For You in favor of making money#someone really laced up their clown boots today im. so tired staff please dont#tumblr staff#EDIT: staff updated their original post to say we were all misunderstanding but#that doesnt stop the post from being stupid#the whole post was worded for Investors and then presented to the userbase#if you say 'we have big changes planned!' and dont put in the 'as options' its Your Fault that people read it as 'were changing everything'#staff isnt stupid. they know how they Should have worded it better than what they did#so yeah. someone Did lace up their clown boots before they hit post#edit pt 2 lol for the record i dont think tumblr would actually go through with all their changes in that post#they know how the userbase is and there are A Lot of us#i just dont like how? idk. condescending? the post sounded#and out of every place on the internet being being burned alive in the name of money#tumblr is the one place i know enough about to be Actually mad at lol#ive really liked some stuff staff has done in recent years#but talking to your userbase that way wasnt one
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dailykafka · 4 months
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— December 28, 1911 / Franz Kafka diaries
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strawglicks · 1 month
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welcome to the Coal & Ice District!
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I am once again daydreaming of making my own social media platform and how to make it not give a hoot about American laws (no relation to American soil, I'm European anyway) and be structurally resistant to enshitification through independence and community ownership unfortunately I am one inexperienced programmer with not much spare change to throw at such a gamble so I'm only daydreaming
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tricoufamily · 1 year
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my brain is melting and my eyes are glazed over i cannot finish this edit take the scraps
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aurosoul · 8 months
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I'm working on a pitch deck for my company right now and I left a joke bio on the 'Meet the Team' slide that I REALLY wish I could keep
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cuubism · 11 months
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every day i go to work and am just so so awkward in meetings 🙂
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pinkeoni · 11 months
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I did post initially during the thick of scriptgate that I believed Nick’s scripts were fake, but I’ve now held the opinion for awhile that they were probably real, the Duffers are just very unserious writers
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Safe Real Estate Investment options with high returns in 24 months. Villas project @ indresham, patancheru, hyderabad, telangana. Call 9652317300
INVEST 25 LAKHS - GET 40 LAKHS IN 24 MONTHS1.6 GUNTAS (193 SQ YDS) LAND SPOT REGISTRATION
INVEST 35 LAKHS - GET 55 LAKHS IN 24 MONTHS2 GUNTAS (242 SQ YDS) LAND SPOT REGISTRATION
INVEST 50 LAKHS - GET 90 LAKHS IN 24 MONTHS3 GUNTAS (363 SQ YDS) LAND SPOT REGISTRATION
Office: Madhapur, Hyderabad
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lostryu · 19 days
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“tumblr is the gay website! tumblr is the liberal website!”
tumblr is literally out here sponsoring ads like this:
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stewykablooey · 8 months
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stewy tricking roman into bringing kendall to the sex party where he has a fool proof plan to trick kendall into selling and finally getting him the fuck out of waystar: :)
kendall an hour later: im not gonna sell my share, im gonna take the whole company
stewy: 🔪
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strawglicks · 3 months
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that dance moms meme
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freshcut-chetney · 10 months
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istg I better not see haterade about gamers "wanting devs to crunch to make games like Larian" those are not the takes being presented and y'all KNOW it, stop intentionally misreading shit. No one is demanding devs crunch but wanting quality games that aren't copies of each other from companies that have SO MUCH more money than Larian should not be controversial.
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