#JSE Time Stamps
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Time Stamps Part Three
Part One
Part Two
Part Four
January 7th, 2020: Doctor Glitch
What Happened to Jacksepticeye…| 3 Scary Games
Second Title: These Scares Almost Killed Me
New Title: Scary Tales Vol 1.
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “What happened to Jacksepticeye? He played 3 scary games and was never seen again. Was it the jumpscares that got him or the weird creepy stories one tells in the dark. He was last seen before the riverside incident on the night shift.”
30:52-31:42 (Extended Glitch)
47:08-47:14 (Extended Glitch)
47:36-47:53 (Extended Glitch)
January 16th, 2020: “What Happened to Jacksepticeye?” to “These Scares Almost Killed Me”
News Bloopers Gone Wrong
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Censorship has taken over and this video is Not For Broadcast”
11:41-11:46 (Extended Glitch)
Don’t Trust This Game
New Title: Sentient
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “It's time for 3 scary games again. These ones are legitimately amazing! From disobeying orders in Don't Trust This Game to being terrified in the mortuary assistant and finally an extremely surprising and really unique game called Sentient.”
Comment: Anti is in the thumbnail
0:15-0:26 (Extended Glitch)
17:44-17:55 (Extended Glitch)
36:18-37:00 (Extended Glitch)
Genuinely REALLY Scary | Locked Up
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “I'm not lying when I say this game was actually really scary! I didn't expect the horror gameplay to be as good as it was but Locked Up was really cool!”
0:00-0:31 (Extended Scene)
19:33-19:55 (Extended Scene)
We Went Back
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “We Went Back…”
7:32-7:34 (Momentary Glitch)
April 12th, 2020: “Don’t Trust This Game” to “Sentient”
TERRIFYING BLAIR WITCH GAME | 3 Scary Games
Old Title: WARNING: YOU WILL BE UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING THIS | 3 Scary Games
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Tapes found in someone's house. A house in the woods. Scares lurking behind every corner. It's time for 3 scary games…”
0:00-0:25 (Extended Glitch)
34:07-34:37 (Extended Glitch)
April 19th, 2020: “WARNING: YOU WILL BE UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING THIS | 3 Scary Games” to “TERRIFYING BLAIR WITCH GAME | 3 Scary Games”
I COMPLETELY BROKE THE GAME TO BEAT IT | Night Of The Consumers
New Title: I FOUND A SUPER SECRET ROOM | Night Of The Consumers
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “I may have completely glitched and broken Night of the Consumers by ACCIDENT to beat it”
16:36-17:12 (Extended Glitch)
DO NOT WORK AT THIS BURGER PLACE | Happy's Humble Burger Barn
New Title: Happy’s Humble Burger Barn
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Whatever you do, do NOT take a job at this burger place. You will really regret working at Happy's Humble Burger Barn”
30:18-30:21 (Momentary Glitch)
April 27th, 2020:“I COMPLETELY BROKE THE GAME TO BEAT IT | Night Of The Consumers” to “I FOUND A SUPER SECRET ROOM | Night Of The Consumers”
DON'T COME TO THIS HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open house
New Title: WELCOME TO MY HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open House
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Whatever you do, do NOT come to this house. Please stay away, no matter what anyone tells you. it's not worth it to come to the open house”
Comment: In the comment section Anti wrote “Offer Accepted” to the game offering Jack
6:58-7:12 (Extended Glitch)
7:39-7:47 (Extended Glitch)
14:25-14:27 (Momentary Glitch)
23:26-23:40 (Extended Glitch)
Reacting To The Scariest Videos On The Internet
New Title: Scariest Videos On The Internet #1
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “I asked you guys for the scariest videos on the internet and here's what you came up with!”
1:06-1:11 (Extended Glitch)
29:26-29:35 (Extended Glitch)
May 3rd, 2020: “DON'T COME TO THIS HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open house” to “WELCOME TO MY HOUSE (please stay away) | The Open house”
SO SCARY IT BURNED MY EYES | 3 Scary Games
Page Source: Nothing
Description:“The horrors, the scares and the terrifying things I saw made my eyes burn. What could it be?”
32:04-32:23 (Extended Glitch)
You Don't Even Know What You're Participating In!
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “You don't even know what you're participating in... I'd like to play a game”
0:00-0:42 (Extended Glitch)
14:12-14:40 (Extended Glitch)
34:29-34:53 (Extended Glitch)
Reacting To The Scariest Videos On The Internet #2
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Are you ready to see more of the scariest videos on the internet? This one is honestly terrifying”
0:15-0:31 (Extended Scene)
19:10-19:35 (Extended Scene)
June 18th, 2020: I will try to do Marvin justice for all of you when he returns
STONKS
New Title: 20 Memes That Will Raise Your STONKS
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “S T O N K S”
13:54-14:19 (Extended Glitch but the glitches are extremely subtle)
Argentum Inanis
Switched: “Don’t Make Eye Contact” back to “Argentum Inanis”
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Please use Argentum Inanis with caution.
Inform an AIMC immediately!
Don't make eye contact.”
0:00-1:08 (Extended Scene; the whole video is Marvin and bits of Anti)
(Date Unknown): “What Happened to Jacksepticeye…| 3 Scary Games” to “Scary Tales Vol. 1”
JIMMY GOT ME SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF | At Dead of Night
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Jimmy got me screaming my head off in At Dead Of Night”
0:06-1:02 (Extended Glitch)
YOU GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FLOOR | 3 Scary Games
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “3 Scary Games! 3 Scary Games! 3 Scary Games!”
25:43-26:08 (Extended Glitch)
43:40-44:05 (Extended Glitch)
Reacting To The Scariest Videos On The Internet #4
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “These are the Scariest Videos On The Internet”
11:26-11:34 (Extended Glitch)
21:07-21:25 (Extended Glitch)
GENUINELY TERRIFYING I ALMOST CRIED
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Happy Halloween! Mortuary Assistant WILL scare you 100%.”
0:00-0:30 (Extended Glitch)
23:05-23:47 (Extended Glitch)
WARNING: STAY OUT OF MAPLE COUNTY
New Title: AVOID AT ALL COST | 3 Scary Games
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “If you encounter an alternate use the T.H.I.N.K principle”
0:00-2:20 (Extended scene; within the static morse code “Miss me?” appears)
34:05-34:15 (Extended glitch)
December 6th, 2021: He changed “WARNING: STAY OUT OF MAPLE COUNTY” to “AVOID AT ALL COST | 3 Scary Games”
The Mandela Catalogue
New Title: Why Is This So SCARY | The Mandela Catalogue
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “The mandela catalogue is one of the coolest horror shorts I've seen”
3:02-3:06 (Momentary Glitch)
3:31-3:36 (Momentary Glitch)
25:53-26:09 (Extended Glitch)
Scariest Videos On The Internet #7
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “The Walten Files are some of the scariest videos on the internet”
0:00-0:36 (Extended Scene)
38:00-38:12 (Extended Scene)
(Date Unknown): “Can You Figure Out Who DID IT? - Jameson Jackson's Jolly Jaunts” to “JJ’s Jolly Jaunts” with another thumbnail change
April 11th, 2022: Happy 5th birthday Chase Brody (I have no idea where these 5 years went but I’m gonna try not let the next 5 pass so fast)
April 12th, 2022: “Argentum Inanis” to “Don’t Make Eye Contact” back to “Argentum Inanis”
Why is he just standing there…
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “We continue down the rabbit hole of Chilla's Art games. Up this time is the terrifying”
0:00-1:51 (Extended Scene, believed to be Anti and Chase)
May 13th, 2022: IRIS Symbol Animation
May 19th, 2022: At I.R.I.S. we believe in helping create a better world for all of humanity
May 19th, 2022: We make the impossible, possible!
May 20th, 2022: What new scientific discoveries have got you guys excited?
May 21st, 2022: We’re going to be hiring soon, watch this space
May 23rd, 2022: We’ve got our EYES on the prize! Or should we say Irises?
May 23rd, 2022: Night Watcher Advertisement
May 24th, 2022: We received reports of our systems going down today. We have located the problem and services should be up and running again. Sorry for the inconvenience
May 24th, 2022: “Dark Silence” to “What do you want from me?
May 25th, 2022: Making huge discoveries day after day at I.R.I.S. We’re very excited to share them with the world
May 26th, 2022: Are you an aspiring explorer? Have a penchant for the unknown? We want to hear from you!
May 29th, 2022: There’s been lots of talk of the multiverse recently in pop culture. It’s an incredible space to explore that might be more than fiction
May 30th, 2022: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
June 1st, 2022: Happy Pride Month 🏳️🌈
June 3rd, 2022: Shoutout to our tech team for making some of the most groundbreaking progress in recent years!
June 6th, 2022: Big things are coming!
June 7th, 2022: We will soon be approaching IRIS’s 100th anniversary 🥳
We have something planned that we cannot wait to show you!
WORLD'S SCARIEST BABY | The Baby In Yellow
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Do not trust the Baby in Yellow”
0:00-1:00 (Extended Glitch)
June 10th, 2022: What would you like to see us do for our 100th anniversary?
June 13th, 2022: Imagination is more important than knowledge
June 19th, 2022: If you don’t try to create the impossible, you’ll never know where the limits can be pushed!
June 22nd, 2022: People only say “Reach for the stars” because they think it’s impossible to do so.
What if we reached even further??
June 23rd, 2022: Science is like magic!
June 26th, 2022: 👁
👀
They Are Here…/ 3 Scary Games
New Title: 3 Scary Games
Page Source: Nothing
Description: This might be one of the scariest alien abduction games I've played”
0:00-1:05 (Extended camera view)
3:51-4:00 (Momentary camera view)
5:07-5:24 (Extended camera view)
20:29-20:34 (Momentary camera view)
39:42-39:55 (Extended camera view)
50:38-50:54 (Extended camera view)
June 26th, 2022: “They Are Here…/3 Scary Games” changed to “3 Scary Games”
July 5th, 2022: In the run up to 100 Years of IRIS, we’d like to share with you some of IRIS’s proudest achievements throughout years! We’ve surfaced the archives and found some astonishing photos of our earliest prototypes of our company’s greatest inventions.
July 7th, 2022: The Computer’s Aid! With a simple bone-conduction implant, this little device increased a person’s mental arithmetic skills by 76%! (Has been Deleted)
July 8th, 2022: A much earlier prototype was far more cumbersome and could only do one ear at a time (Has been deleted)
July 10th, 2022: Happy Birthday Jackieboyman!
July 16th, 2022: A year after the first commercial microwave was launched in 1947, IRIS took cooking one step further. The Retrowave! Not only could it cook frozen meals to perfection, it could return a stale meal back to its freshest state! Here the lab boys are testing a chicken dinner
July 31st, 2022: The pictures being taken with the James Webb Space Telescope are marvelous. Now everyone at home can see how truly beautiful our universe really is.
August 11th, 2022: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
August 11th, 2022: A lot changes in 6 years!
August 12th, 2022: The wondrous Lite-R device! This nifty little quantum mass displacer turned humanly unliftable objects as light as air! Just make sure that construction beam doesn’t go floating away in the breeze!
I Like Hearing Their Breath
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “3 scary games that will make your bones shiver”
0:00-0:52 (Extended Glitch)
August 15th, 2022: We have made great strides in understanding the effects of our science by utilising the Dr. Louis Hopkins assessment at key moments. Without his work at IRIS we would still be in the dark in many ways. This is a Dr. Hopkins appreciation post
#jacksepticeye#jackieboy man#marvin the magnificent#henrik von schneeplestein#antisepticeye#chase brody#jameson jackson#iris#altrverse#JSE Time Stamps
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Detailed JSE Ego Introduction
since a lot of new people have joined the jse community and are very confused with the egos, in this post, i will be introducing them one by one. (jse power hour, other videos, etc) with time stamps, video screenshots, other social media ego stuff and such.
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INTRODUCTION:
JACKIEBOY MAN OR JBM
so the first ego we have that is considered canon is Jackieboy Man, he’s a silly superhero and the oldest of all the egos. He first appeared in the Cool Patrol music video from Ninja Sex Party.
timestamp: 2:49
Link to the Cool Patrol MV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0G9XWaj0
he was not an ego yet during that time but he has appeared once in “Welcome To The Game #2″
timestamp: 0:22
Link to Welcome To The Game #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZjzoGXffG4&t=41s
he also appeared in “South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Part 2“ but sean confirmed that this JBM is not canon and he was just messing around.
Link to South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE-2qLjeZbU&t=10s
so if “Welcome to the Game #2″ was canon JBM, we havent seen him for 3 years already.
sean did post a picture of jbm on instagram on July 9, 2016 and October 22, 2017
not confirmed if these pictures are canon or not.
MARVIN THE MAGNIFICENT OR MARV
next canon ego is Marvin the Magnificent. the magician that we all love and he’s the second oldest of all the egos.
he first appeared in “The Jacksepticeye Power Hour: Marvin’s Magic”
Link to The Jacksepticeye Power Hour: Marvin’s Magic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIuomBQnLqk
and that video was his recently last official appearance and he has been missing for 3 years now.
but during this power hour, he is not a canon ego yet.
He has been subtly appearing in some videos during the 2018 egopocalypse (will tackle that later)
HENRIK VON SCHNEEPLESTEIN OR SCHNEEP
next is ze good doctah! Dr. Schneeplestein! the third oldest of all the egos! he first appeared as “Dr. Septiceye” in sean’s instagram on September 14, 2016
then the next day, “The Jacksepticeye Power Hour: Dr. Schneeplestein” was uploaded, September 15, 2016
Link to The Jacksepticeye Power Hour: Dr. Schneeplestein: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP16p90F7Cs
he is officially called Henrik Von Schneeplestein but not yet a canon ego.
he also appeared in “Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition” but this video isn’t a canon ego video or sean didn’t confirm it.
timestamp: 5:09
Link to Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwzGJslM8L4&t=2s
and then he came back during the egopocalypse (will tackle that later)
ANTISEPTICEYE OR ANTI
oh anti, even if you joined the jse community, i know you know a bit about him. the glitchy boy, the turtle and the complete opposite of jacksepticeye...or as sean would call him, the embodiment of his fear.
he is the fourth eldest of all the egos.
so he first appeared on youtube on october 10, 2016 which we will tackle that later during my egopoalypse explanation.
he first appeared on instagram on october 13, 2016 though, a few days after his first apperance on youtube.
and on july 28, 2017, mark uploaded a video called “DARKIPLIER vs ANTISEPTICEYE“ which sean confirmed that this is not canon anti.
Link to DARKIPLIER vs ANTISEPTICEYE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slWT2N3NIKM
CHASE BRODY
oh chase, the depressed and alcoholic dad. has 2 kids with a wife named stacy but got divorced.
he first appeared in “The Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Chase Brody” which should just be a parody of “Dude Perfect” but sean decided him to be a canon ego because his character has a lot of depth to his story that is fun to explore.
Link to The Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Chase Brody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78gNJBqESAc
and the he came back in egopocalypse 2018 (will tackle that later)
JAMESON JACKSON OR JJ
this is personally my fave ego, the mute boy, JJ! he is the youngest of all the egos despite him being in the silent movies.
he first appeared in “The Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Jameson Jackson” which at first was called “Jacksepticeye: The Silent Movie” and changed it to a power hour when he decided JJ to be one of the canon egos.
and sean posted 2 pictures of JJ on instagram on october 30, 2017
then this photo from twitter:
he then later re-appeared again during the 2018 egopocalypse!
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so those were all the egos of sean! i’m gonna be making a 2016, 2017 and 2018 egopocalypse post for you to catch up and learn more about the egos!
and then at the end of the year, i’m going to be making a 2019 egopocalypse :)
to the new people that joined the jse community, i hope you find this interesting and please enjoy all the ongoing appearances from these boys! i love all of them <3
if i missed something, let me know
#jacksepticeye#jackieboy man#marvin the magnificent#dr. schneeplestein#antisepticeye#chase brody#jameson jackson
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I'm new to the jse community, and I stumbled on all these tea blogs today and I'm just really shocked about everything being said about gab bc she seems so nice. I'm having trouble finding evidence of everything people are saying she's done, so do you know if there's a master list somewhere or something like that?
Well bc this tea blog only has asks from other tea blogs or anyone who doesn't like gab. So there's not much evidence attached in the asks bc there's no one to prove (most people read these asks daily already know or believe what the asks said)
And most the evidence are in her streams (let's face it, no one really have time to click random stream of hers and watch every minutes of it just to find proofs in it) so if anyone knows which streams that gab said this or that, please tell us. If you have videos or time-stamps of those streams, it'll be awesome!
So I managed to find asks that had evidence attached: This, this, this (this isn't an ask but I think it's kinda useful) and this
#gab-communi-tea#if anyone can help with finding evidence please do#I'll appreciate every single one of you
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The Puppet Theory
TW: Zalgo Text, Anti, Puppets!
Hello Guys, Gals, Demons, Ghouls and JSE Fiends! I’m back with another theory! Okay, now I’m starting to sound like MatPat. Alright well, I know I’m probably going to be dodging some major pitchforks and torches but hear me out first!
Well this theory came about because well everything that happened this week with JSE Community Fire! And something has been on my mind for quite some time! It’s been “lurking, scratching at my brain, just in case I missed something. Just in case something is hiding.” I need to know and I need to be in the know. And yes, I may have problem but this has been bugging for - I don’t know how long. But it’s been in the back of my mind for a while.
And that’s . . .
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ANYMORE! Or at least more recently!
Look I’ve been going around this so much! What actually got me thinking truly got me thinking was a couple to a few weeks ago I saw this post (of course I can’t find it now b/c I want to link it) about the 2 Year Anniversary of the Kill JackSepticeye and how everyone kept saying that Jack’s been in a coma for two years. Now, my brain and my theorist side kept on going, “If Jack’s been in a coma then who’s Anti been channeling through?”
Now, I’m pretty sure that some of you if not most of you are probably going to be saying “Anti has enough power to take a fully corporeal form!” OR “It’s Chase! Lil Devyl! Anti’s channeling through Chase!” Okay, I hear all of you! But my question is, what evidence do we have? What evidence do we have that it is Chase Brody that’s being the vessel?
Answer, we don’t have any! The last “evidence” of Anti going after Chase is last May 2k18 from Dark Silence. The other thing is, the very first non glitch video that we have was way before Mayhem (aka Egopocalypse). The first screen shot is from Subnautica Part 28 (Full Release). Jack is wearing all black and during the killing with a knife, he’s doing the Anti laugh! If that was Chase, then why would he be doing that? Answer, he wouldn’t be!
The second screen shot is from #Thankmas. The screen shot is with Ethan (CrankGamePlays) the time stamp is 3:32:57 (Clip from Circus Tangle). It’s Jack but not glitches! Just him making a face and then breathing hard, then the staring. Familiar? Well, yeah it’s familiar! Just about a week after that nine days, we get Quit The Game To Win. I’m pretty sure I don’t have to put the “infamous” speech here but that time stamp for that is 26:39.
But the thing that keeps making me question whether it’s Chase, is well, two things! First, is the The Color Theory @bunchofdoodlesinspace. There is a lot of good details and this also had me thinking. Specifically, on the “thread” that we see on Jack in Say Goodbye.
The second thing that has me turning the wheels on overdrive, is what AntiSepticeye said in Kill JackSepticeye. “Well look who’s back? I am in control! I’m tired of playing pretend. Sick of it! You thought you had him back? They all follow me. I’ve kept control all this time. Nothing gets rid of me. I am eternal. Always. How many times must we go through this? Again, and again, over and over! Fucking Circles! I’m tired of you mocking me with your “Glitch Bitch” That Doctor thought he could save him. But he was mine! He was weak! Just like the rest of them! I’ve always been in control. You all seem fascinated when your just watching. Powerless. Who do you think you’ve been watching this whole time, is my puppets. I am in control. If you wanted him back so badly then why don’t you save him. This is my world. None of these creatures. There are no strings on me. Good for you. This isn’t over. I wonder what will happen to your favorite boy next time? This isn’t the end.”
This is all directed to us! It’s about us and about Jack! Anti saying he’s “in control and kept control all this time and nothing gets rid of him”. We created AntiSepticeye. Jack made him canon. But the whole thing of “again and again, over and over, f*cking circles.” How many times will we continue to give Anti power, with fanfictions, head canons, theories, fan art, fan edits, fan-made games but yet we continually will watch until the very end of the video and claim that “We not puppets.”
“There are no strings on me. Well good for you!” That was directed at us. The fans. The very same fans who created him and will continue to give him power! we claim not to have strings on us, but how many of us, reblog fanart of Anti? How many of us watch so closely for any signs of a hint that Anti is there? How many of us write stories and head canons of Anti being one of the best “Villains”?
“That Doctor thought he could save him. But he was mine! He was weak! Just like the rest of them! I’ve always been in control.” This is all about Jack and the Community. Anti made it look like Dr. Schneeplestein couldn’t save Jack, living through his worst fear as a Doctor. Unable to save his friend. Because Anti has always had control over Jack but he could get any control or maintain control on Henrik. The “he was weak, just like the rest of them.” Anti was referring to Jack not being able to over come his control of him. From Five Nights at Freddy’s: Sister Location. Anti’s debut all the way to Say Goodbye. The “just like the rest of them.” It wasn’t the other Egos Anti was referring to, it was us! The Community.
Then there are two finally things. “Who do you think you’ve been watching this time are my puppets! I wonder what will happen to your favorite boy?”
Anti is referring to Jack. We watch Jack constantly! All of us had joined at different time tables, for different reasons, but all of us enjoyed watching Jack. Even love all the Ego stuff he does. Anti couldn’t take over Dr. Schneeplestein fully b/c Anti didn’t make his debut on the Channel for millions to see and make a full appearance until Jack made him a Canon Ego. After Marvin and Schneeplestein even though Anti has been around longer.
Anti has made Jacke his puppet! Anti has been channeling through Jack! That’s why Anti doesn’t always need the glitches. He can channely through Jack. Our favorite boy, isn’t one of the Egos, it’s Jack! We’ve been watching Jack! Anti took over not in Kill JackSepticeye but in Say Goodbye. Jack had been giving us hints from January 2k17 all the way until now. And Anti had even confirmed it! Jack and us are his puppets and that’s who we’ve been watching.
Jack was never in a coma. Chase was trying to snap Jack out of it and not be in Anti’s control. That’s why Chase has taken over from time to time and why Anti started to go after Chase. Letting Chase know that he, AntiSepticeye knows that it’s not Jack but him. And that Jack needs to be running the Channel. Not him. Not a non-puppet.
Well, that does it for this theory. Leave a comment to let me know what you think! And I’ll see you all in the post! C’ya!
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Tagging: @jacksepticeyetheorist, @therealjacksepticeye, @thevampireauthoress, @the-scribe-watches, @septic-dr-schneep, @egopocalypse, @epicfangirl01, @jackjames-exe, @dezzydynamite, @isa-ghost, @isas-theory-wall, @littlepinkchan, @a-humble-narcissus, @huffletrax, @kisstheashes, @kangaroo-roux, @shadowsinyoursoul, @kasper-the-ghost, @weirdmixofweirdness, @corruptedmetadata, @starlightstarfight, @nightfuryobsessed, @run-stray-wolf, @d-structive, @dolphintreasureart, @leotherussianlion, @bunchofdoodlesinspace, @julywinters
#jacksepticeye#theory#antisepticeye theory#anti#antisepticeye#chase brody#jse egos#jse community#bunchofdoodlesinspace#the color theory#circus tangle#isa-ghost#puppet theory#dr schneeplestein#kill jacksepticeye#kjse#say goodbye#thankmas#crankgameplays (mention)#no more glitching#anti doesn't glitch#puppet jacksepticeye#jse community are puppets#or at least#a very good many#please let me know what you think#in the comments#thank you
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I HAVE VERY LOW IMPULSE CONTROL
In spite of the current community fire I give you this Rise of the Guardians AU
Character explanations/ mini story under the cut
So after watching Rise of the Guardians (one of my fav animated movies) I got the idea for an AU where the egos are like the Guardians of the JSE community.
Their designs are based off/ inspired by the characters in the movie but instead of just drawing the egos as those characters, I more so let them inspire re-creations of their outfits/ powers
Chase: Jack Frost- Guardian of Family
In the beginning he doesn’t see himself as a guardian. He’s a screw up, a washout. But even through his depression he tries to make others happy before himself. He does this by having fun and trying to get those in the community to join in with him!
It’s later on that he realizes he has a part to play and that his is making sure everyone is still together as one big community. He’s here to remind us that in troubling times that we all have each other- that we’re all family.
JBM: Santa- Guardian of Hope
Being the super hero of the group, it’s JBM’s job to protect the innocent and give off the appearance of being something people can depend upon- someone who can protect everyone from danger. He helps the community become strong and makes them laugh along the way (even if he has to make a fool of himself to do it, he loves our smiles)- he gives them hope.
Marvin: Tooth Fairy- Guardian of Creativity (Sams: small Tooth Fairies)
Much like tooth fairy in the movie, it’s Marvin’s job to collect fanart/ fanworks and store them so when the community forgets all that they have built together, he shows them. Not only that, he inspires the content creators and represents their passion for their art. And it’s what he protects. (Along with the help of the little Sams who are the ones who actually collects and re-distributes it so everyone can see what they’ve made.)
Jameson: Sandman- Guardian of Positivity
Arguably one of the most important guardians of the community, JJ is there to remind people the importance of PMA. In his own quiet ways, he encourages the members to think on the bright side- or is just there to give hugs and be there for them. Whenever someone is in such a dark place, he uses his powers to show them that they still have so much potential and that they’re not alone. He give them a light in a dark place to hold onto. (Yes, he uses sign language AND the sand symbols for those who don’t understand sign)
Schneep: Bunny- Guardian of Health
Being the good doctor of the group, he’s there to remind the community to take care of themselves. Yes he may be a lil aggressive in the way he gives out advice, but for a lot of people they need their butts a little kicks to get them moving to help themselves. But not only physical health, he’s also willing to sit down and talk about mental health and analyze what the problem is/ works to help you understand how to improve yourself.
Anti: The Boogieman- “Guardian” of Fear and Chaos
And last but not least, our dear little firestarter. For so LONG he’s waited, waited to be in the spotlight. Before the other egos show up it was just him and it was delicious. He had so much power as he fed off of our fears, insecurities, and of course the headcanons and theories we made about him. But then Jack HAD to make more egos and fill the community with positivity and light. So he sunk back and waited for his opportunity- he waited for his powers to grow strong in the background. And with all of the hints being dropped and community fueling the fire in a continuous positive feedback loop, he gains more and more strength every day. He reminds the community not everything is peachy and rosy. That there are awful things in the world and how you’re just a tiny ripple in a storming ocean. Insignificant. He doesn’t want to stamp out the community- that would be counterproductive. No he just wants them to feel fear for the channel- that nothing is safe anymore- at any turn he could be there. And with that everything always comes back to him.
And sooner or later, the others will fade away...
Extra Headcanons/ Tidbits:
Before they were all guardians they were other people. (TW: death and suicide mentions)
-Anti was a reckless criminal and one night his “friends” betrayed him, leaving him behind which wound up being the end of him. They were running from the police and were trying to jump a tall fence when his comrades left the struggling man behind to take the fall. He did in more ways than one.
-JBM was just a regular dude, but he sacrificed himself to save a kid getting hit by a bus in the city. Even though he was about to die he kept asking if the kid was okay. The medics told him he saved them and that’s all he needed to hear.
-Marvin was a street magician in his time. He did tricks to cheer up people sitting on the sidewalk/ sitting alone and talked to them about their passions. Later the same people would come back and tell him about the new job they got or the current project they were working on. He pulled a teen off the side of a bridge and a local cop mistook it for him attacking her and.. well.. things escalated quickly
-Henrik was an upstanding surgeon. He saved lives every day in his career. Even though his wife and child left him, he worked every day to become a better doctor and continued to save people. And after the surgeries he would personally counsel the patients to make sure they were okay physically and mentally. But one day.. they didn’t have a matching organ for the patient on standby.. and he knew he matched the credentials.
-Jameson was a small movie star in his time. And when he wasn’t filming he went down in quiet to lift the spirits of homeless children and teens. He would put on small performances and then go around to each of them and comfort them if they said it was okay. He made sure by the end of his visit they were all in high spirit. But one day the filming studio caught fire. The smoke damaged his lungs so he couldn’t call out before the building collapsed.
-And Chase... He had a loving wife and two kids who he cared for with his life. He vowed to himself to protect them, even though his wife turned into a bitch as the years went on. One night they were walking home from a day at the amusement park and Chase got jumped with his kids nearby. The criminal threatened to kill the kids if Chase didn’t comply. So to protect them, he did as the criminal said, handing over his wallet and watch and phone. And when the criminal was about to kill one of them anyway, instinct took over and Chase knocked the man down and knocked him out- but when he fell the gun went off
The lights on the globe are the septiclights, each one representing a person in the community
Instead of holidays, the guardians help in the background of charity livestreams and videos to give them that little extra spark.
Sean is the equivalent of the Man in the Moon
The extra fan-made egos (like Robbie, Shawn, Angus, and Bing) are still around, they just aren’t the big guardians.
If they were tho... Robbie- Guardian of Innocence, Shawn- Guardian of Voice, Angus- Guardian of... idk, Protection? Or maybe head cannons lol, Bing- Guardian of Online Connections
When too much of the community becomes afraid/ depressed, the guardian’s form changes (like in the movie) before they disappear
-JBM: Becomes weaker, probably needs his glasses to see again, basically turned into a comicbook nerd
-Marvin: Loses a lot of his color, magic goes away, turns into a cat?
-Henrik: Hands continuously shake, gains a stutter so people can hardly understand him, becomes super paranoid/ closed off
-JJ: His colors fade to black and white, it’s really hard to summon his powers, always about to cry/ wants to scream
-Chase: Goes into a low state of depression, isolates himself a lot
-Anti: His bravado diminishes- basically turns into an edgy teen with spasms instead of actual glitches, wound on his neck closes.
Like in the movie there’s a point where Anti takes over (like right now) and everyone’s powers start to fade
To make this angsty(er) he manages to kill JJ and he disappears, along with the light of positivity in the community.
Chase blames himself for not being fast enough to save him
To turn thing around Henrik suggests a charity livestream to promote a mental health organization. So they all work together to prep
A young community member somehow gets into Henrik’s realm
Memes and shenanigans ensue
“We spend all our time trying to protect the community, we don’t HAVE TIME-... for the community..?”
Chase runs off after young familiar voices calling out for their daddy
Chase ends up in Anti’s realm of fear(the opening is in the woods under an abandoned computer desk). It’s a series of twisted hallways bathed in red light and entire walls of glitching computer screens that cast weird shadows
When Chase gets out he realizes all the equipment is destroyed and he wasn’t there to help
Henrik blames Chase and sad dad runs off.
The community is plunged into a state of fire and fear and there’s no positivity anywhere to be found.
Except one last light...
A fan is talking to a Sam plushie, saying that yeah they understand why the stream COULD have been cancelled.. but everything in their life is just so dark they were really looking forward to it.
Chase finds them and uses his powers to make images of septic lights and funny moments in Jack’s videos
They realize it’s Chase who’s doing it and can see him
All the egos fight Anti with the help of a few community members beside them- giving them power to fight back.
The members bring back JJ
JJ kicks the ever living shit out of Anti with the help of the others beside him
Okay I think I’ll stop here XD If you read all this... wowie!
#my art#jacksepticeye#rise of the guardians au#ROTG au#septicart#jacksepticeye egos#pma#septics#chase brody#jackieboy man#jameson jackson#jj#marvin the magnificent#marvin the magician#doctor schneeplestein#henrik von schneeplestein#anti#antisepticeye#digital#sketches
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Splatoon AU weapons
I was bored and decided to make weapons based around JSE egos. Here they are!
Dr. Henrik von Schneeplestien
Weapon- Sterile Squiffer
Sub-splash wall *different from picture*
Special- ink armor
Explanation- a squiffer is based on a spray bottle, and it’s usually used for disenfectant or cleaner, so it works with being a doctor. This is a really protective kit, with splash wall and ink armor, so this fits with him being a doctor.
Jameson Jackson
Weapon- old-timey umbrella
Sub- curling bomb
Special- sting ray
Explanation- the undercover brella is really the only weapon in splatoon that can be seen as something JJ would use. Curling bombs can be used to silently sneak up on your opponents, as it’s hard to find someone in the wake of a curling bomb, in fear you might get splatted. Sting ray doesn’t really have an explanation, it’s just a strong special.
Jack
Weapon- septic dynamo roller
Sub- beacon
Special- Booyah Bomb
Explanation- the dynamo roller is heavy and very powerful, able to kill other squids from an incredibly long distance. It’s also loud, so thats a thing. Beacons are used for teammates to super jump to, to get back into the fray. For the special, Booyah Bomb was obvious. You literally have to spam a taunt where your character yells “Booyah” to use it. It was the only logical choice.
Chase Brody
Weapon- clash blaster u
Sub- Burt bomb
Special- ultra stamp
Explanation- We all know chase would use a clash blaster, come on, it’s really annoying and slightly op. And he would also have a burst bomb, because why not be able to kill people super easily and make every squid suffer? And to top it off, ultra stamp. Just make the kit deadly and so, so annoying. Yo be honest, this kit scares me to no end. I’m very sorry that I even came up with the idea of the kit.
Marvin
Weapon- .96 gal m
Sub- toxic mist
Special- ink armor
Explanation- this kit was going to be a .86 gal deco, because come on, it’s literally a gun filled with sequins. But this one is a bit different, with card suits instead of sequins. Toxic mist is like a dissapearing smoke act, because as we all know, Marvin is no where to be seen. Ink armor is the only special that looks remotely magical, so I kinda had to use it.
Jackieboy Man
Weapon- Superhero Dualies
Sub- Burst bomb
Special- Inkjet
Explanation- We all know Jackieboy Man would be an agent of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, so he uses a modded version of the hero dualies. Burst bombs are used for quick kills, and they’re pretty powerful. Inkjet is also obvious, as you are literally strapped into a jet pack and fly around.
And finally, Anti
Weapon- Bloody Octoshot
Sub- Autobomb *diffrent from photo*
Special- Splashdown
Explanation- Anti always struck me as being perfect for a sanitized octoling. The color schemes fit perfectly, and the sanitized octolings are seen as mindless killers. The Octoshot also just feels like a good fit, as the base colors are silver and black, like a kitchen knife. I’’m also not sure how he got blood on his Octoshot, as inklings don’t bleed, and humans died out thousands of years ago. Autobombs are used to sniff people out and track them down, and seeing as he pops up sort of randomly and it takes so much effort to track him down, it fits. Splashdowns are used for quick, ruthless kills, and are hard to defeat if you have a slow reaction time or are inexperienced, so it also fits.
And that’s all the weapons done! This was kinda spur of the moment, and it’s my first time making an AU. I would do this digitally, but I don’t have access to much, as my computer can barely run YouTube videos, let alone a drawing program. I might do gear sets for the characters, but I’m on the fence about that. I’ll also probably not draw their characters, as inklings have some weird anatomy, and I’m not even comfortable drawing regular humans. Also sorry for the long post, I’m not sure how to do the read more thing, and I’m also on mobile. Anyways, thanks for reading if you got this far! -Vee
#jacksepticeye#septicart#septic art#splatoon#splatoon au#dynamo roller#clash blaster#.96 gal#squiffer#dualies#undercover brella#octoshot#antisepticeye#chase brody#henrik von schneeplestein#marvin the magnificent#jackieboy man#jameson jackson
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Theories Masterlist
Everything listed is in chronological order from past to present. Not every theory is listed here, only the full fledged ones I thought deserved to be presented.For easy access to every theory, search the hashtag: abrtheory
yes i realize some names are repeated, im not creative with titles...
MARKIPLIER
Theory Time
Theory Time (part 2)
Finger Gun
A Stretch
Another Theory Time
Tied Together
Potatoplier
Forgetting Something
Wait
JACKSEPTICEYE
Chase Brody
Bad Blood
Epiphany
Epiphany (part 2)
Chase?!
Reset the Game
Reset Theory: Rewrite
Bits and Pieces
Still Here
The Lead Up
Aware
Christmas
Time
Undertale
Connecting the Dots
SCENARIO
What If - JSE
EVIDENCE
Anti Theory
Evidence
Bits and Pieces
Evidence (part 2)
Evidence (part 3)
PUBG Time Stamps
Bit Fishy
He’s Back
Something
Grasping At Straws
The Host
Connections
SepticArt
Back Foul Demons
#markiplier#jacksepticeye#Darkiplier#antisepticeye#anti theory#antisepticeye theory#darkiplier theory#egos#whokilledmarkiplier#markipliertv#markiplier egos#jacksepticeye egos#antipocalypse#adwm#abrtheory#therealjacksepticeye#jackieboy man#chase brody#bro average#dr schneeplestein#rob zombie#dapper#the host#mayor damien#wilford warfstache#googleiplier#marvin the magnificent
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Time Stamps Part One
Welcome to the Jacksepticeye ego time stamps! Where I have went through every video and media post to share with you all! There may be some I missed but I have majority of the appearances, including ones that may not be canon anymore!
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
July 9th, 2016: Time to record some videos
JACKIEBOY MAN RETURNS | Welcome To The Game #2
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Here come dat Jackieboi! Welcome BACK To The Game”
0:22-14:42 (Extended appearance; he is playing the game)
The Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Marvin’s Magic
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Today we answer the biggest question about Magic: “Is it Real??” All on the Jacksepticeye Power Hour!”
0:00-10:23 (Extended appearance; he is in the whole video)
September 14th, 2016: Dr. Septiceye will see you now!
The Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Dr. Schneeplestein
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Step into my E.R. to be operated on by the No.1 doctor in the world!”
0:00-8:38 (Extended appearance; he is in the whole video)
THE START OF THE NIGHTMARE | Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location #1
Old Title: Something doesn’t feel right | Five Nights At Freddy’s Sister Location #1
Page Source: “Snooping”
Description: “You’ve waited a long time, now I wake”
4:28-4:29 (Momentary Glitch)
8:20-8:22 (Momentary Glitch)
15:29-15:30 (Momentary Glitch)
20:18-20:20 (Momentary Glitch)
26:25-26:26 (Momentary Glitch)
31:27-31:33 (Extended Glitch)
33:24-33:30 (Extended Glitch)
34:10-34:12 (Momentary Glitch)
35:29-35:31 (Momentary Glitch)
36:51-36:54 (Momentary Glitch)
39:26-39:30 (Momentary Glitch)
October 10th, 2016: “Anti is coming for you”
October 10th, 2016: “Of course, I noticed him ;)”
THEY HAVE AWOKEN... | Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location #2
Page Source: “Curious I see”
Description: “Follow the signs, release me”
0:00-0:02 (Momentary Glitch)
4:00-4:01 (Momentary Glitch)
6:20-6:21 (Momentary Glitch, extremely hard to see)
9:09-9:15 (Extended Glitch, motions of the body glitching out)
9:20-9:22 (Momentary Glitch, following the context of Sean saying “I’m so close”)
12:56-13:04 (Extended Glitch)
16:28-16:30 (Momentary Glitch)
17:09-17:15 (Extended Glitch)
18:08-18:11 (Momentary Glitch)
19:00-19:02 (Momentary Glitch)
October 13th, 2016: Ỉ̌͌ͬ̚͟ ̘ͣ̂̃ͥ͌̿ͬs̸̹̗̖͇̣̞e̥̻͓̭͕͛̾̚ê̼͖̹̌̌ͥ̕ ̗͙̹̦ͬ̔́y̝͕͗̏̒ͮ͢ͅo̖̤͉̼̘͖͎ǘ͓̭͔̀.̪̐ͦ̊
October 15th, 2016: I̷ am̛ n͢ȩar..̧.͡
October 17th, 2016: H̵al҉l̵o͟wee͘ǹ's ́g͞ơnna͜ b̛e f͡un ̀th̕i̷s͜ ̕y҉e͢a͡r!̛
SOMETHING INSIDE | Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location #3
Page Source: “Stronger” (“Let me out”, “Pay Attention”)
Description: “I see you understand now, keep watching”, link to the short video “Soon”
0:02-0:03 (Momentary Glitch)
1:13-1:15 (Momentary Glitch)
2:35-2:41 (Extended Glitch)
5:26-5:32 (Extended Glitch)
10:43-10:47 (Momentary Glitch)
14:30-14:35 (Extended Glitch)
14:41-14:44 (Momentary Glitch)
17:28-17:30 (Momentary Glitch)
Sǫo̴n͠: (The video has been hidden)
Page Source: Unknown
Description: “Very good, you may be worthy”
Temple Of No
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “No! Just no! Don’t Go There! Don’t go to that temple! I’m warning you!!”
11:10-11:14 (Momentary Glitch)
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME | Hello Neighbor #2
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Hello Neighbor!!....AHHHH Stop Throwing Bear Traps at me!”
9:45-9:47 (Momentary Glitch)
October 21st, 2016: n̯̻̦ͮ̄͋ǒ̯̯̱͗̚ ͙̳̰ͦͦ̒ṃ̟̘ͯ̉͛ọ͕̣̐ͪͤŕ̘͓̈̑ͅê͇̘̙ͬ̌ ̙͍̬͌̅ͤg̜͉̤͌ͪ̓a̜͕̹̐͋ͨm̲͈̯̉ͦ̚e̤̝̤̒̂̈́s̪͚͈̄ͦ̎
MERGED TOGETHER | Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location #4
Page Source: “The doctor, can’t save” (“Very Clever”, “I grow stronger”)
Description: “It’s almost time, I grow stronger”
0:00-0:02 (Momentary Glitch)
1:18-1:21 (Momentary Glitch)
2:40-2:43 (Momentary Glitch)
3:15-3:16 (Momentary Glitch)
5:13-5:14 (Momentary Glitch)
7:29-7:36 (Extended Glitch)
9:59-10:19 (Extended Glitch)
10:23-10:26 (Momentary Glitch)
20:10-20:13 (Momentary Glitch)
22:00-22:02 (Momentary Glitch)
27:18-27:20 (Momentary Glitch)
27:35-27:36 (Momentary Glitch)
CHOOSE YOUR OWN GOAL | ClusterTruck #16
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Let’s try some more Custom Levels in ClusterTruck!!”
12:41-12:42 (Momentary Glitch)
GRANNY DAB | Stuntfest #1
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Granny got some moves in Stuntfest! Watch her dab!”
8:33-8:36 (Momentary Glitch)
SWIMMING IN POOP | Pipejob (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta clean up the Virtual Reality poop in Pipejob!”
12:13-12:17 (Extended Glitch)
ROBOT WARS | Manual Samuel #3
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “The orphans!!! What have I done!? Things are looking grim in Manual Samuel!”
21:33-21:36 (Momentary Glitch)
MEET THE YANGS | Guts And Glory #5
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Meet the Yang Family in Guts and Glory! They ride and die together like any good family should!”
6:56-6:58 (Momentary Glitch)
ALONE AND AFRAID | Layers Of Fear - Part 1
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “It’s time to say goodbye”
Comment: “I don’t need my own!”
20:28-20:43 (Extended Glitch)
22:07-22:11 (Momentary Glitch)
SORE FROM LAUGHING | Stuntfest #2
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “The physics in Stuntfest are so ridiculous, I can’t stop laughing at them!”
2:18-2:22 (Momentary Glitch)
5:00-5:06 (Extended Glitch)
BULLETPROOF CHEST | Mr. President #3
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Who needs a bulletproof vest when you have a bulletproof chest!!!”
Page and Description has nothing
1:07-1:10 (Momentary Glitch)
11:13-11:18 (Extended Glitch)
15:48-15:52 (Extended Glitch)
October 29th, 2016: M̦̠͇ͦ͊̚ọ̞̼̅̃ͬr͚̗͚͆ͫ͐n͚͔̣ͫ̊̒i̝͈̲̐ͣͩn̬̳̳̑͂ͣg̻͓̦͒̓ͨ
THE SIGNS ARE THERE | Layers Of Fear - Part 2
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “It’s Almost Time”
4:39-4:42 (Momentary Glitch)
7:50-7:56 (Extended Glitch)
10:20-10:25 (Extended Glitch)
13:00-13:04 (Momentary Glitch)
20:10-20:13 (Momentary Glitch)
26:01-26:05 (Momentary Glitch)
SCARIER THAN IT LOOKS | The Cubicle (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Tomorrow ends him”
Whiteboard: “Don’t Watch”
1:39-1:42 (Momentary Glitch)
3:48-3:53 (Extended Glitch)
7:20-7:32 (Extended Glitch)
9:16-9:21 (Momentary Glitch)
October 30th, 2016: I̢t is̛ d͜on҉e̵
October 31st, 2016: ar͝e you ̧re͠ady̡?̵
October 31st, 2016: t͡od̨ay's͝ t́he ҉d͜ąy
October 31st, 2016: Cu͡t͏e
October 31st, 2016: He̡ll̷o̕..͝.͜
October 31st, 2016: A͜w p̡oor͟ ̀yo͏u͏
October 31st, 2016: y̸ou̴r m̢i̴sery͠ ̛m͘a͡k̨es̷ ̵m̨e͠ ̵happy!̸
S͢ḀY ͏GǪÒ͜D̸B͞Y̧E
Page Source: “Say Goodbye, I’m back, good puppet”
Description: “You wanted me...well here I am”
Whiteboard: “Happy Halloween”
2:17-2:35 (Extended Glitch)
3:18-3:20 (Momentary Glitch)
3:40-3:42 (Momentary Glitch)
4:20-4:35 (Extended Glitch)
5:33-5:37 (Momentary Glitch)
6:35-6:38 (Momentary Glitch)
8:05-8:09 (Momentary Glitch)
8:25-8:45 (Extended Glitch)
9:08-9:10 (Momentary Glitch)
9:48-9:51 (Momentary Glitch)
10:32-12:00 (Extended Glitch)
October 31st, 2016: D̷id y͞ou en͞j̡o͘y̢ thè s̶h͝o̢w̸?
November 1st, 2016: Sw҉ee̢t́ Dréa̡ḿs̡
MURDER ON THE DANCE FLOOR | Party Hard #1
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “All I wanted was some peace and quiet…now EVERYBODY dies in Party Hard”
Comments: The only appearance is Anti being in the thumbnail
CHRISTMAS DOCTOR | Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “There is no break for a world class surgeon! Not even on Christmas!”
5:00-12:15 (Extended appearance; he played most of the game before disappearing)
I'M SO SORRY | Detention 返校 - Part 2
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Forgotten or Just too Afraid to Remember?”
0:24-0:28 (Momentary Glitch)
3:43-3:54 (Extended Glitch)
BROKEN INSIDE | Detention 返校 - Part 3
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Broken Spirit...let me out”
8:52-9:09 (Extended Glitch)
22:13-22:17 (Momentary Glitch)
BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS | Detention 返校 - Part 4 (END)
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Betrayal, Neglect, Mistake”
1:12-1:14 (Momentary Glitch)
2:02-2:08 (Extended Glitch)
5:27-5:32 (Momentary Glitch)
5:49-5:52 (Momentary Glitch)
27:45-27:53 (Extended Glitch)
28:00-28:06 (Extended Glitch)
28:21-28:37 (Extended Glitch)
February 16th, 2017: I miss the piercings
March 7th, 2017: Trying to grow the beard out!
AL̛WA̢Y҉S̀ ̨W͠A͞T̡CH҉ING̶
Page Source: “Never Forget”
Description: “You Thought I Was Gone, Tried To Replace Me, I’m Always Here”
1:14-2:25 (Extended Glitch; Anti’s Speech)
Chase Brody - The Jacksepticeye Power Hour
Old Title: Bro Average
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Welcome to Bro Average! Home to the sickest trick shots and extreme sports with Chase Brody. This one's called the teabag”
0:00-4:27 (Extended appearance; the whole video is about him)
May 12th, 2017: Some men just want to watch the world burn
SPREADING THE SICKNESS | Epidemic
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “The sickness and death spreads but I swear I had nothing to do with it..... it's an EPIDEMIC”
8:04-8:45 (Extended Glitch)
TRUST ME, I’M A DOCTOR | Bio Inc. Redemption #4
Page Source: “Cracks”
Description:“There's only one true doctor of death, the fantastic (terrible) Dr. Schneeplestein”
0:00-12:09 (Extended appearance; he is playing the game)
July 26th, 2017: REBORN
July 28th, 2017: Are You Ready?
July 28th, 2017: I’m Not Done Yet
July 31st, 2017: Don’t Believe His Lies (SOS in morse code in tags)
July 31st, 2017: Ze good doct͏͠à̷h
TOUGHER THAN EXPECTED | The Escapists 2 #2
Page Source: “Need a Doctor?”
Description: “Getting out of jail in The Escapists 2 might be a little harder than expected”
Comment: The Thumbnail has a date in it
August 1st, 2017: A̧̡͜nd Ǹ̡ow T̸̀̀͏empting Í͟nside
August 1st, 2017: Sti̸͝t҉ç̶͘h̨ed Toge̷͞t́͜her (Use to be Bad Blood)
Endless Cycle | Suicide Guy
Page Source:“Anti, looking in the right places”
Description: “Kill yourself over and over again to wake up from a horrible dream in Suicide Guy...what a weird sentence”
Comment: Overall the video has nothing, just page source
August 2nd, 2017: t͚̱̜̣̹̖͞ͅo̵̱̩̯̬̹ͅo̢͏͈̳̞̲l͚̭͉͓͈͕͡á̜̩̱͘͞t͏̧̝̱͈̝͓̟e̢̨̹͔̬
August 2nd, 2017: Sp̨r̡e͝a͟di̛ng
August 2nd, 2017: T̀im͠e̷i̴sbro͝ken
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KILL JA̶CKSEPTICEYE | Bio IN̵̛c Redemp T̨I̶̢on
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The Jacksepticeye Power Hour - Jameson Jackson
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GET IN LINE! | Papers, Please #1
Key:
[words] = Descriptive
{words} = Voicing in-game character
+words+ = Voicing non-game character
words (in bold) = Said in ‘Arstotzkan’ accent
‘words’ = In game text
(words/letters) = Mispronunciation by JSE
Note: Transcript will be using British English.
Transcript:
[Singing along to in-game music]
Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to Papers, Please! I’ve played this game before on the iPad version, and I’ve seen a lot about the game around and it’s got a lot of praise over the years; and, it was always something that I’ve had in the back of my head that I might play sometime; and- that- now I feel like: you know what? I just wanna play it. It’s a good game, I really like it. I haven’t finished it. I- I didn’t play that much of it on the iPad. Just a little bit to figure out what I was kinda doing so... you play- it’s kinda slower paced; and you play a guy who’s like stamping passports, or stamping IDs, going through a border of Arstotzka? Was that what’s the name of it? I think. And, it’s gets quite- it’s gets quite real, after a while; and- I haven’t played the PC version though. I haven’t even- I bought it today to get it.
‘Congratulations. The October Labour Lottery is complete. Your name was pulled’. Sweet! The music is going fucking ham in the background right now. ‘For immediate placement, report to the Ministry of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint.’ Ah! I- I’m gonna channel my inner Sugarplum for this one. ‘An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling.’ I dunno what that is. ‘Glory to Arstotzka!’ Best country in all of the land. All of the make-believe land anyway. ‘Grestin Border Checkpoint opens at last. After 6 long years, can the Ministry of Admission(s) keep us safe? Families to reunite.’
So, when you’re stamping people’s stuff, you have to like reject some others; and they’ll stipulate what you’ll have to actually do, like, let in all the people with Arstotzka passports and the- things like that. So- and then, when you let- when you send people away it gets kinda weird because you feel really bad for them.
‘November 23rd, 1982. Ministry of Admission. Official bulletin. Inspector, Welcome to your new position at Grestin Border Checkpoint.’ I know, my Russian accent is terrible. ‘Stamp passport ENTRY VISA and return documents to entrant. Entry is restricted to Arstotzkan citizens only. Deny all foreigners. Glory to Arstotzka.’ Kay, so I have to deny all foreigners. Only Arsto(r)tzkan things are allowed. Oh wait don’t click that yet. ‘Pay attention to’ the ‘passport nationality.’ O-kay! ‘Arstotzkan Ministry of Admission. Inspector’s Booth. Shutter, Counter, Rule Book, Audio Transcript’ and yeah, and then- I have something that’s able to- I have to like, bring across my things, and then pick up- and like, accept it or denied; and I have to move these things around. Okay, so, um... yes, yes, yes. ‘Grestin Border Checkpoint opens at last. Families to reunite. Entertainment.’ Sweet! Um, I’m gonna put you here. Here we go!
Next! +Pop on in and lemme see your face.+ ‘Papers, please’! What have you got? Um, okay, you’re an Arstotzkan, you’re from East Grestin. I think I’m gonna trust you. You seem like a good lad. And we’ll put you under here, and I’m very, like- I’m very anal about the way I do these things. I have to get the like- argh! I didn’t get it perfect within the square. There you go. ‘Glory to Arstotzka.’ Yes. So that’s the premise of the game; you bring in their passports, your- their IDs. You see what they have, what they don’t have, and you accept or you deny them, and they go left or right; but, stuff up here gets crazy after a while. I dunno if you’re gonna be able to see it in this video, but you’ll see it eventually. And then you have to, like, manage stuff at home between the days.
‘Papers, please. This checkpoint is smaller than I expected.’ What did you expect? You are not an Arstotzkan. What’s- what’s my thing to be able to, um, to like inspect. I can’t remember. ‘This checkpoint is smaller than I expected.’ That’s my audio transcript. Rule book! ‘Basic Rules. Entrants must have a passport. Arstotzkan (sim)- citizens only. Booth info.’ Th- That doesn’t help! Um, I can’t remember. I thought I had something that like- uh, I could like check what people had. Can I ask some, like, questions? O-kay. You do not have a place where you’re from here, so, imma have to deny you bro. I’m sorry. Y- You can’t come into Arstotzka, sorry. See you later. ‘Arstotzkans only.’ Not allowed. ‘Next!’ Next please! Or maybe I get it later, i can’t remember. The- I remember there was a thing where you could like, inspect. It becomes very inspector based.
‘I have waited in this damn line since for 8 hours. I hope it was worth it.’ Are you an Arstotzkan? No, you’re not. You’re not allowed in! You waited in this line for no goddamn reason. You see how I try to line it up all the time? It doesn’t really matter where you put it. ‘Arstotzkans only.’ Get out of my line. Cuz then some people get mad and they go rioting; and they start throwing like Molotovs and shit at ya. Cuz- It- Shit gets real and you feel horrible about rejecting these people cuz they- they start to tell you like some really personal stories.
Okay, okay, time is running out. You’re an Arstotzkan. Fuckin, welcome to the country- oh God. Welcome to the country bro. It’s g- It’s good to have ya. ‘Glory to Arstotzka.’ We’re almost running out of time. I think we have time for like two more people. Come on bro. [Unintelligible sh sound.]
Do you have an Arstotzkan’s passport? Were you not here already? ‘It was a mistake to open this checkpoint.’ He didn’t even want to get in. He just stood in line to tell me how bad I was.
Kay, day’s over. Go home. Everybody go home, I have to go back to my wife and kids. ‘Manage your expenses using the checkboxes below.’ So I have $5 left. Yay! Because rent, food, and heat; but I can get rid of heat or I can get rid of food, so- it’s kind of like This War Of Mine in a way. That you have to manage what you’re doing. My son- everybody’s okay right now so I might take off heat? And save myself $15. And then I can bring in heat the next day. Or maybe I can get rid of food and heat for now. I’m gonna sleep for now, and if they’re bu- if they’re sad the next day then I’m gonna have to figure it out. ‘Entry restrictions to relax, admit foreigners. Analysts upbeat. Increased trade and cooperation predicted.’ So now I might be allowed to let in newer people.
It’s ‘November 24th, 1982.’ I remember that day. It was the day I signed papers. ‘From today, foreigners with a valid passport are permitted to enter. Your booth’s inspection hardware is now installed.’ Ah, here it is. Yeah, and then you can like click on different things and you can like click on the person, click on their ID. If it’s like male- if they’re a male and their um ID says female you can kinda check that out and see if there’s problems with it and then deny them. Ah. ‘Check all passport information carefully for discrepancies. Deny any entrant with inconsistent information.’ So anyone who’s consistent I can let in. So, anyone with a valid passport. ‘Enter inspect mode by using the red button on your desk.’ Blah blah blah. ‘While inspecting, highlight’ the ‘two pieces’ o- ‘of discrepant information for further options. Rules and regulations. This post is bound by Ministry’ blah blah blah. Okie dok, yes. I remember how to do it now. Yes, I remember how to do it now. Sweet! Here we go. [Breathes out.] Wish me luck guys. The next day starts. I like- I like the sound of that. [Imitates sound.]
‘Papers, please.’ Are you an Arstotzkan? No. Date of birth, ‘1951.05.25. Female.’ Uh, ‘Korista City.’ Everything seems okay. Expires ‘1984′. Crap, I forgot what date it was. Uh it’s 82. Okay. You seem to be okay though. Blang, blang. ‘Matching data.’ Blang, blang. ‘No correlation.’ Okay. That with that? ‘No correlation.’ This with this? ‘No correlation.’ This with your face? ‘Matching data.’ Your name with you? ‘No correlation.’ Fuck. I can’t- I don’t think there’s anything else I can really highlight. ‘No correlation.’ Do you match this? That and that? No. See you have to try and figure out if there’s- if stuff is out of place. I think you’re okay. I think we can let you in. I’m not sure. I can’t remember some of the other discrepancies that you can highlight. But, there you go! ‘Cause no trouble.’ And you have to get through them really fast as well I think. Because then you um- or maybe you have to fill a quota. I can’t remember! But I think you have to let in a certain amount of them.
Are you an Arstotzkan? No. So, you’re female. ‘Outer Grouse.’ Okay, your name. I’m trying to figure out the discrepancies. This matches this. ‘Matching data.’ Your name, ‘no correlation. No correlation.’ This and this? I can’t remember what correlates with each other. ‘Discrepancy detected.’ Your- your pa- your thing is out of date. ‘You cannot enter using an expired document. What are you talking about?’ You’re not allowed in! Denied. Denied! It’s almost like that animal inspector game I played. Except I feel terrible about this one. I didn’t feel all that bad about the animals. I should’ve, but, yeah. And then you can like, you can suss out their weight and different things.
‘Papers, please.’ Thank you. What do you have here? It says you’re female here but you look like a dude. ‘Discrepancy detected. You-’are’ you ‘male or female? As the document says.’ So you’re female? See, I don’t know which to believe, James. If that even is your real name. Maybe this says imposter right here. Are you- are you still lined up? ‘Matching data.’ Okay, uh, name with you. The picture matches up. But this- this does not match up. These two. [Inhales through teeth.] I dunno James, I dunno. Um, I might have to deny you. I- I can’t take any risks. I can’t have you coming in here with- with misaligned documents. Any discrepancies and you’re gone. I’m sorry but that’s just the way it is. You’re gonna have to get out of my checkpoint now please.
+Hello. How are you?+ You’re an Arstotzkan. I like you already. ‘I am meeting a bus soon.’ Well just hold on here a fuckin Jiminy cricket, we’ll have to see if your documents are in order. They’re matching. This matches? Yes. Your face matches, that’s all good. It’s all good. Is this a- is this? This and... this match, I dunno. I’m runnin out of time though. Ah, ‘Arstotzka’, blah blah blah. I don’t know. These have ‘no correlation.’ Okay, I’ll let you through. Oh crap! I-I clicked the wrong thing, I clicked out of the game. Crap! It’s paused now. Resume! Shit! I’m gonna let you in. I’ll let you in bro. Here you go. You’re allowed in. Next! ‘Have your documents ready.’ Get in! I only have a certain amount of time.
Hello. How are you? Let me see this. Oh, that face does not look the same. ‘Discrepancy detected. Your picture, it is different. I do not know what to say, it is me.’ Nope! Get outta my country! There we go. I did it! I got them all done. ‘Next’? I thought the day was finished.
‘Papers, please.’ You’re an Arstotzkan. ‘Hello handsome. You look bored.’ I am. ‘If you want a good time, come and see us.’ Ooo, what d’you give me? No, go away! What did you give me? ‘The Pink Vice’! Sweet! Thank you! I’m gonna put this over here, behind your thingy. Um, right, we’re gonna have to see this. Matching. Matching. I- I don’t know what this is. I’m gonna have to match the date with this. ‘Matching data.’ Okay, you’re an Arstotzkan. I think you can get in. I think you’re okay. And I will come visit you guys. Thank you very much! ‘I will be around’ a ‘couple months. Don’t forget to visit.’ I won’t. Are we not finished? You were beepin at me, maybe it was lunch time. I dunno. ‘Drag documents here.’ Yeah, I got my documents.
Uh, okay. You are from ‘Republia’, let’s see. Does that face match this? Oh. Woah! What happened? No! Get back! He tried to jump the border. You can’t do that, you have to go through the checkpoint! Dude! No! He got shot. No! You see what happens? I’m just trying to run a border patrol here!
‘The day was cut short by a terrorist attack. Applicants entering after 6PM are unpaid. Your son is sick and needs medicine. Progress is saved at the start of each day.’ Ah crap! So I need food, rent, and medicine. Everyone’s cold- ah crap! Okay. I’m gonna have to use all my money for this now; I’m lucky I saved some of the money. Goddamn it. ‘Terrorists strike at Grestin! Kolechian agitators suspected. Checkpoint lockdown. More guards - more security.’ Let’s walk to work now.
There’s no guards here! Oh wait, there are. Ah, there’s more guards up here and there’s guards on this side now. A lot more guards people. ‘Entry for non-citizens is now regulated.’ Okay. ‘All foreigners require a valid entry ticket.’ So, you have to have a passport and an entry ticket now if you don’t- well, if you’re not an Arstotzkan. So all foreigner- ‘Entry for non-citizens is now regulated.’ Okay. So people who have foreign passports, they need an entry ticket. If they don’t have an entry ticket they can’t get in. Ah. ‘Verify information before stamping passport entry visa and returning all documents to entrant.’ Kay, so I have to inspect people now as well at the same time. ‘Missing documents can be correlated by highlighting counter and pertinent entry in rule book.’ Okay, got it, got it, got it. Nah, fuck off I don’t need that. Ah, you go in here. Next please! Move it along! Come on in!
Hello! ‘Papers, please.’ Okay, you have that. You have your entry ticket. ‘Valid on’ lemme see. ‘Matching data.’ Okay. Okay, you’re good, you’re good. Let me, uh, correlate all of this. Your picture match your face. Yes. Does this match? This? I don’t know what I’m checking. I don’t know what I’m checking. They have no correlation to anything. You match up as female. I think we’re pretty good. I think I can let you in. Okay! You can come on in. And you’re an Arstotzkan. Oh no you’re not! It’s an Arstotzkan ticket. There you go. Cool, go on in. ‘Cause no trouble. Next’ please! I like this game, it’s a good game. It’s very um- it’s very like Sherlocky, in a way.
Uh, you don’t have an entry ticket bro. Um- I need to- oh wait, I need to take out my rule book. Uh, ‘basic rules’. You need an entry ticket. Come on dude. Uh- [blows raspberry]. What am I checking? ‘No correlation’. You don’t have an entry ticket though! Um, ‘all documents must be current.’ Okay, how do I- I don’t know what I’m doing! Is this expired? ‘Matching data. Matching data, matching data.’ But you don’t have an entry ticket! And you’re- you’re not from Arstotzka. You’re from ‘Obristan’. How do I check the-? Okay, ‘require an entry ticket.’ Yes. Blam and-. Oh, blam and blam. Blam and blam. ‘Discrepancy detected.’ Yeah! ‘You cannot enter without a ticket. Here.’ Okay, fair enough. Well- but is it valid? ‘Matching data.’ Okay, you can come in. Whatever. You’re making life hard for me though bro. You’re making life hard for me. Just hand in your tickets when you get here, and there’d be no fucking problems okay? Here, take your shit and go. ‘Cause no trouble’, get out. It gets hectic, and then I don’t know if I’m actually doing it right. Cuz sometimes you let people through and then they kill the guards.
‘Papers, please. Hey there. I can make you happy any time.’ Ooo. All these people giving me nice things. Thank you. I shall visit your place! ‘Matching data. Matching data.’ Are you female? Do you match your picture? Everything is matching. Okay. You can come in. But only because I said so! Okay, go on. Get through. ‘Come to Pink Vice. Ask for Ava.’ I will do! Bye Ava! It was nice to meet you.
Hello there, my name is Jack. Do you have entry ticket? Somebody’s gonna have a- a bad date entry ticket. ‘Matching data.’ Okay. ‘Matching data.’ Okay. Do you match? Yes. Everything seems to be matching, imma let you through. I dunno if I’m actually stamping the wrong documents now. Aw, that was almost a perfect one. Here you go. Come on in. I- cuz, I’m being a bit, like, flippant with it. I’m not doing it super- I’m not being super, like, scrutinising about their information.
‘I heard about’ the ‘terrorist attack. You are lucky to have’ a ‘job still.’ You’re lucky that I’m gonna let you in. Or am I? ‘Matching data,’ okay. Okay. Um... you match that, you match this. I think you’re okay. I think you’re allowed to be let in. I’m- I’m not gonna be too worried about you guys. You seem like nice people. ‘Be safe.’ Do not cause me any trouble. Do not cause me any grief! Cuz I’m the one letting you into the country. If I get in trouble then we’re all dead.
‘Papers, please.’ You do not have a ticket! Oh you do! Never mind. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You do have a ticket. This looks fake. ‘Discrepancy detected’, it’s fake! ‘You cannot enter today. It is my mistake.’ Yes it is. Denied! Doesn’t matter. As long a- once there’s one discrepancy detected, you can get the fuck outta my booth. A bit harsh, but I have to be. We have to protect the glory of Arstotzka! Arstotzka will rise proud! Mother Russia! Well, I mean it sounds like a Russian thing, I don’t know if it actually is.
This looks okay. Wait. Wait a second. Wait a second. Are you who you say you are? Are you sure? O-kay. I’ll trust you for now. But I don’t know, wait are- do these correlate? No. I think I tried that before actually. I think the re- I don’t know what they are. Oh wait, I’m accepting you. There we go. Whoosh! Thank you. ‘Cause no trouble.’ This day is lasting longer than the others. I don’t like it, I’m very worried.
Hello little potato man. Oh you’re the one who always causes trouble. You have like fake tickets don’t ya? ‘The greatest country!’ See, he’s like, I wanna get in, but he doesn’t even have any fuckin documents. ‘No correlation.’ Um, you must have a fucking passport dude. Hello? ‘Where is your passport? {Passport’?’ ‘ Arstotzka so great passport not required, right?}’ I-I’m sorry. I’m sorry, get out. Get out. ‘I come back again.’ And then I think he comes back with like a fake one. And then he doesn’t have an entry ticket, and it’s like where’s your entry ticket? And he doesn’t have one of them either. He- he’s a- he’s a little potato face. I’m gonna call him potato man.
‘Papers, please.’ Hello, ‘Kal(t)roth.’ Okay, we’re running out of time. Everything’s matching, everything’s matching. I think you’re okay. Wait. That looked fake. Okay, you’re- You’re good. You’re good, you can come into Arstotzka. [Singing] Arstotzka is greatest country in the world! All other countries are run by little girls! Aw shit! ‘Invalid issuing city!’ Oh I didn’t know how to- I didn’t know how to get them.
Okay. You are- well you have an Arstotzkan passport so I think I’m allowed to let you in. But how do I check that? I don’t know. I don’t know. Wait is it a valid date? Crap man! That means I’m gonna get something taken out of my paycheck! Aw, little Billy’s gonna die at home! Go on in. Dammit man! I forgot how to check that.
I have $0. Everybody’s okay though. I think I can- I can- I think I can save for money. Can I save for heat as well? I have no idea. I don’t want to get sick. Okay, sleep.
Alrighty righty dighty doty, I’m gonna leave this episode here. I really like this game. It’s really cool. It really makes you feel if like, you let the wrong people in; and then you’re like oh God no they’re gonna cause trouble. And then you get it taken out of your paycheck, and then your son at home is sick, and you’re like ah little Billy no! But I like it! Let me know what you guys think of the game. I- I- I think it’s a cool game. It was getting a lot of praise when it came out. It- it’s a couple years old now I think at this point. I- I- I dunno. I liked the iPad version of it better cuz it fills the screen a bit more. You can drag and drop stuff and you get to click the stamper yourself. It’s a lot of fun but for the sake of recording it’s much easier to do the PC version.
But for now, thank you guys so much for watching this video. If you liked it, punch that like button in the face like a boss! And, high fives all round! [Imitates high-five noises] But thank you guys and I’ll see all you dudes, in the next video!
[Post-Outro Snippet]
Glory to Arstotzka! Greatest country! Make us proud!
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2017 Egopocalypse Detailed Timeline
Jacksepticeye OverNightWatch All Jump Scares so a few months back, i did a 2016 Egopocalypse Detailed Timeline and im glad you guys thought that it helped you with all the ego stuff since not all of you were here when it happened.
so now, we will delve into 2017. this is shorter than 2016 but a lot of interesting things happened. (Detention to Overnight Watch)
i’m putting every video (with time stamps and links to the said video) on this post and some pictures and screenshots that are important and from varies of social media.
(video playlist for this entire timeline is at the end)
Click keep reading to view
1st video: SCARY SCHOOL | Detention 返校 - Part 1
timestamp: 27:35
there was no glitch but he did the head anti movement and the voice is kind of staticky.
2nd video: I'M SO SORRY | Detention 返校 - Part 2
timestamp: 0:26
so anti first appeared in Detention Part 2 in 2017
timestamp: 3:47
Anti said: “Forgotten or just too afraid to remember?”
and at the end of the description, there’s a zalgo text which also says the quote above.
3rd video: BROKEN INSIDE | Detention 返校 - Part 3
timestamp: 8:52
the face cam glitched when a sound in the game scared sean.
timestamp: 9:04
when he was doing what the spirit was doing, the facecam glicthed intensly and said “he’s all like fucking weird and all over the place”
and as usual, at the end of the description, there’s a zalgo text that says
“Broken spirit,
let me out”
4th video: BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS | Detention 返校 - Part 4 (END)
timestamp: 1:13
the face cam glicthed and was moved to the other side of the screen.
timestamp: 2:05
the facecam glitched once more, disappeared for like 2 seconds, and then back to the left side. it glicthed as well before it turned back to normal.
more anti apperances timestamps:
5:31, 5:51, 27:50
and of course, at the end of the description,another zalgo text that says
“betrayal
neglect
mistake”
5th video: AntiSepticEye Takeover at PAX East 2017 Panel | JackSepticEye
and how could anyone forget this iconic moment from PAX East 2017 at Sean’s panel?
this video doesn’t connect with any of the storylines, it’s just a cool lil thing that sean and robin did.
just watch the video for yourself since it’s just a minute long.
6th video: SPREADING THE SICKNESS | Epidemic
timestamp: 8:41
anti said: “laughter is the best medicine...for death” and then the camera glitched.
7th video: DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS | Bio Inc. Redemption #2
timestamp: 13:40
he named his patient “Chase Brody”
timestamp: 16:32
sean said: “slow and steady kills the chase”
timestamp: 16:43
he also said: “there’s only one doctor out there who can help us with this, Doctor Schneeplestein!”
8th video: TOUGHER THAN EXPECTED | The Escapists 2 #2
it looks like a normal thumbnail right? nope, it’s not.
3-08-17 is a date. but what for? we’ll see later.
he’s also wearing chase’s shirt in this episode. idk if it’s intentional but still suspicious.
9th video: PLANNING THE ESCAPE | The Escapists 2 #3
nothing very suspicious happened in the video but the thumbnail
the numbers on his prison uniform is the date of Say Goodbye (31.10.16 = October 31st, 2016)
also, the shirt made the jse community shook because he posted an instagram picture with that shirt and gauges (he wasn’t wearing them that time yet)
10th video: TRUST ME, I'M A DOCTOR | Bio Inc. Redemption #4
ZE GOOD DOCTAH IS HERE! he tried to kill one of his patients again but this time, it’s intentional. and we all thought he’s a bad character.
11th video: KILL JA̶CKSEPTICEYE | Bio IN̵̛c Redemp T̨I̶̢on
remember the escapists 2 part 2 thumbnail with the date that i mentioned earlier? that’s when KJSE happened.
so for the first 40 seconds of the video, jack was the one in the video but he got sick and had to leave
timestamp: 0:47
and then schneep came and played the game instead
timestamp: 1:14
and called his patient “jacksepticeye”
he also considered as his good friend when his assistant, peter, died.
timestamp: 3:04
anti appeared and schneep said “my eye is itchy” right after.
timestamp: 3:41
schneep asked: “are you feeling okay, jack?” and there was a glitch sound.
timestamp: 4:13
when schneep said “I’m a very smart doctor” the facecam glitched and we can see that schneep has blood dripping on his eyes and nose and then anti appeared for a split second at 4:15
more anti apperances timestamp:
4:47
timestamp: 5:11
anti was slowly taking over schneep.
more anti apperances timestamp:
5:23, 5:25
timestamp: 6:03
schneep has blood on his eyes and nose again.
more anti apperances timestamp:
6:31, 6:39, 6:45
timestamp: 6:47
schneep said: “i will not have you die” and anti said the word die as well.
timestamp: 7:14
he finally showed himself.
more anti apperances timestamp:
7:33
timestamp: 7:45
anti slowly took over schneep.
and for a few moments, the game and facecam keeps glitching and lagging. schneep was begging us to help and save jack anti.
timestamp: 8:07
anti has now took over the operation and schneep was not giving up.
more anti apperances timestamp:
8:08
timestamp: 8:10
anti has taken over schneep and made him strangle himself with the headphone wire unconsciously and then fought over it and asked himself: “what am i doing?”
more anti apperances timestamp:
8:16
timestamp: 8:20
“i’m trying my best” schneep AND anti said at the same time as the video was glitching.
more anti apperances timestamp:
8:24
timestamp: 8:30
he has now fully taken over schneep, like a puppet.
timestamp: 8:41
as jack died, anti appeared with the iconic black eyes.
at 8:46, we can hear schneep screaming and from that timestamp until the end, anti won and made sure that we know.
12th video: EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE | Doki Doki Literature Club - Part 4
- tw: suicide -
timestamp: 5:04
when sayori hung herself, anti showed up for a few frames.
more anti apperances timestamp:
5:18
timestamp: 1:10:41
sean anti said: “Oh well, I guess we’ll see you next̶ ͢t͞iḿe” with that suspicious looking face and when he said the phrase “next time” his voice got deeper and the facecam got a lil unsaturated.
13th video: JUST MONIKA | Doki Doki Literature Club - Part 5 (END)
timestamp: 13:03
when sean read yuri’s dialogue, he said: “like the edge of a knife, Yuri?” afterwards and when he said the word “knife” the camera glicthed (because guess who loves knives c:<)
timestamp: 25:20
sean’s facecam glitched and did the anti head movement before yuri glitches back to normal.
timestamp: 30:53
when monika sent in-game jack a poem that just says “CAN YOU HEAR ME?” there’s a slight voice of anti in the background while sean read the said phrase.
timestamp: 46:28
during this part, monika will restart the whole game and before that happened, the game and sean’s facecam glitched.
and the time when you’re alone with monika, sean keeps reading monika’s dialogue with anti’s voice and the iconic laugh.
then in the description of the video, if you scroll through, there are zalgo texts that just say: “just monika”
14th video: Jacksepticeye OverNightWatch All Jump Scares
oh look what it is :) it’s overnight watch :) nostalgic, isn’t it? :)
anyway, the whole video is purely all the highlights of what happened during the whole time and the person who posted it already put timestamps on the video so HAVE FUN! :))
- E N D -
and that’s all the ego content videos from 2017 and we’re now moving onto the social medias.
so these 2 pictures are just “hm, normal” no. you’re wrong.
if you adjust the exposure the picture of sean with the green hair, there’s a faint text that either says return or reborn, hence the twitter bio.
now these are tease pictures before KJSE that he posted on twitter and instagram
sean has also been changing his bio on twitter almost constantly after the epidemic video and before KJSE
and then i think this is either during or after his doki doki playthrough
and you can see the zalgo letters in the “just monika” spells out “anti”
now, during his detention playthrough he has been reblogging stuff on tumblr and replying with zalgo texts and made 1 post with just zalgos.
it says: “convoke
Ready
(i can’t make up the next 2 words)
Ritual
Nobody”
now on this one, it says: “suppressed
ignored
unpredictable”
and that’s the whole egopocalypse timeline during 2017 (i think i missed something so let me know)
HERE’S THE PLAYLIST TO THIS POST: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5wG46uK8MEOCZ7pON77Q18PdNO6t6gZ6
i hope this is helpful to anyone who didn’t get to experience this or just forgot about what happened during that time of year.
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Time Stamps Part Four
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
IRIS Presents - WTCHR
Old Title: WTCHR
Secondary Title: The IRIS Archives - WTCHR
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Introducing WTCHR! The most advanced camera and security system from I.R.I.S. because you deserve the best in security and monitoring”
0:00-1:52 (Extended scene introducing IRIS’ camera WTCHR)
August 21st, 2022: Who watches the WTCHR?
August 21st, 2022: WTCHR’s Advertisement
August 22nd, 2022: “WTCHR” to “The IRIS Archives-WTCHR”
September 1st, 2022: C&C
September 10th, 2022: Infinity-color TV! Historically the first ‘high definition’ television; not bad for 1973! It was sadly recalled after 7 months due to reports of permanent colour-blindness. Don’t sit too close to THIS screen!
September 15th, 2022: Some of our systems might be down as we're figuring out a power related issue. We will continue to work on it throughout the day. Apologies if you've been affected by this hiccup
September 22nd, 2022: If you were able to travel back in time and talk to yourself what would you tell them?
September 22nd, 2022: “The IRIS Archives - WTCHR” to “IRIS Presents- WTCHR”
September 23rd, 2022: “IRIS Presents- WTCHR” added Chase to the description
September 30th, 2022: October is Tomorrow
October 1t, 2022: BOO!!... did we scare you? Happy October everyone!
October 2nd, 2022: Warning Sign
October 4th, 2022: Interrogation Room
October 5th, 2022: You're gonna want to pay attention to today's upload!
This is my 5,000th Video
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “I can't believe I've uploaded 5,000 videos to this channel”
20:34-21:36 (Extended scene; the trailer for IRIS)
October 5th, 2022: Have you ever experienced a terrible occurrence that has impacted you significantly?
October 5th, 2022: This is my 5,000th video
October 7th, 2022: Photo of Chase Brody for Selfie Day
October 10th, 2022: Did I miss anything today̴?
October 13th, 2022: Discovery Log Number One
October 15th, 2022: Discovery Log Chase Brody
I Hate This Job
Old Title: The Bathhouse | Chilla’s Art (FULL GAME)
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Take a dip in The Bathhouse, the new terrifying game by Chilla's Art”
1:30-1:38 (Extended scene)
19:11-19:17 (Momentary scene)
35:12-35:18 (Momentary scene)
October 18th, 2022: “The Bathhouse | Chilla’s Art (FULL GAME)” to “I Hate This Job”
The Complex
Old Title: The Backrooms Series - THE COMPLEX
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “The Complex Backrooms found footage is an amazingly atmospheric game”
0:13-0:36 (Extended scene)
13:50-13:55 (Momentary scene)
Security Booth is a masterpiece
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Security Booth is one of my favourite games I've played lately”
0:27-0:34 (Momentary Glitch)
5:50-5:52 (Momentary Glitch)
8:46-8:52 (Momentary Glitch)
10:44-10:53 (Momentary Glitch)
10:56-11:15 (Extended Glitch)
October 23rd, 2022: Whoever is trying to hack into our system, would you kindly cut it out!
October 24th, 2022: “The Backrooms Series - THE COMPLEX” changed to “The Complex” with two thumbnail changes
October 25th, 2022: Psyche Analysis of Chase Brody
October 25th, 2022: Today we honour Dr. Lucille Bell, one of our top audio engineer experts. Her algorithms in deciphering complex signal patterns has been vital to our understanding of the universe! (Has been deleted)
October 27th, 2022: Subject: Chase Brody
October 28th, 2022: 3 Days
October 28th, 2022: Bloody Footprints
October 29th, 2022: A Job Poster
October 29th, 2022: 2 Days
October 30th, 2022: Another Job Poster
October 30th, 2022: One Day
October 31st, 2022: The Jacksepticeye official Discord turned into I.R.I.S
October 31st, 2022: Final Day
October 31st, 2022: If someone has hacked your device.... please change your password
October 31st, 2022: Have you ever experienced a terrible occurrence that has impacted you significantly?
October 31st, 2022: Darkness envelopes, Silence surrounds (Has been deleted)
THE IRIS PROJECT
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “WARNING: Flashing Lights.
// Connecting to IRIS mainframe...
//Booting_
[Establishing connection with host]
[Call and response]
signal locked
Hack in progress..”
0:00-3:55:04 (Extended video of an IRIS facility where chat interacted with stuff)
THE IRIS PROJECT (FINALE)
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “WARNING: Flashing Lights.
// Connecting to IRIS mainframe...
//Booting_
[Establishing connection with host]
[Call and response]
signal locked
Hack in progress…”
0:00-12:56 (Extended video of the livestream finishing as it crashed before)
Anomaly Found - Chase Brody
Page Source: Nothing
Description: // Connecting to IRIS mainframe...//Booting_[Establishing connection with host] [Call and response] signal locked Hack in progress…
0:00-22:35 (Extended video of Chase in IRIS)
October 31st, 2022: “Have you ever experienced a terrible occurrence that has impacted you significantly?”
October 31st, 2022: Server maintenance required (Has been deleted)
November 1st, 2022: The “Anomaly Found - Chase Brody” thumbnail has been changed from Chase to Anti
November 1st, 2022: Observing ALTR 5914’S TIME ALTERING CAPABILITIES (Has been deleted)
November 4th, 2022: IRIS has just passed its centenary! 100 years of inspiring science!
Resident Evil 8 Village DLC (FULL GAME)
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Sit back and enjoy the entire Resident Evil 8 Village DLC in one video”
28:12-28:22 (Extended scene)
November 19th, 2022: Sean deleted ALTR 5914 files off of the IRIS Twitter unexpectedly
November 19th, 2022: We lost access to our account recently but just got it back. Sorry for the radio silence!
December 23rd, 2022: We hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year from everyone here
ACTUALLY REALLY SCARY | 3 Scary Games
New Title: When You See It… | 3 Scary Games
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Get ready to feel weirder than ever before with these 3 scary games. They're all feet”
0:00-0:51 (Extended Glitch of weird behavior and the sound of a clock ticking)
Midnight Scenes: From The Woods (FULL GAME)
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Midnight Scenes is the most intense game on the planet”
9:01-9:09 (Momentary Reference)
15:36-15:44 (Momentary Reference)
22:55-23:06 (Momentary Reference)
30:56-31:07 (Momentary Reference)
When you see it…
Page Source and Description doesn’t exist in shorts
0:00-0:53 (Extended scene)
March 21st, 2023: Oh there’s WAY more haha
I Shouldn’t Be Here
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Boo, scary, don't be too terrified at these horrifying horror games”
0:00-0:12 (Extended scene)
40:39-40:50 (Extended glitch)
1:08:04-1:08:49 (Extended scene)
March 23rd, 2023: I Shouldn’t Be Here
March 23rd, 2023: WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
March 25th, 2023: When you see it… (Tiktok)
April 11th, 2023: A lot has changed in 6 years! Happy Birthday Chase
She only moves when I'm not looking…
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “The Classrooms is if the Backrooms and SCP had a baby and it was really scary”
16:41-16:53 (Extended glitch)
18:00-18:05 (Momentary scene)
April 25th, 2023: Have you ever experienced Deja Vu?
May 12th, 2023: There's no time like the Present, Past and Future
The Entity Room
New Title: Don’t Forget to Feed Him
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “The Entity Room is a really cool SCP style game!”
0:00-0:15 (Extended scene)
1:54-2:07 (Extended glitch)
3:53-4:03 (Extended glitch)
10:20-10:30 (Extended scene)
May 25th, 2023: “The Entity Room” has changed to “Don’t Forget to Feed Him”
September 6th, 2023: Hmmm?
September 7th, 2023: ALTRverse
September 7th, 2023: He’s Been Different (Video: I’m Coming)
October 12th, 2023: ALTRverse Void Silver (The Somewhat Incredible Jackieboy Man)
October 13th, 2023: Marvin and Jackie will return VERY soon! 👀
I'm very excited to share their stories with you.
October 16th, 2023: Get Ready. ALTRverse in 4 days
October 17th, 2023: THREE DAYS
October 19th, 2023: TOMORROW
October 20th, 2023: The Comic Book is Live!
7 Years Ago…I Died
Page Source and Description doesn’t exist in shorts
0:00-0:38 (Extended video speaking about the egos)
November 4th, 2023: To All Staff
November 22nd, 2023: Just a quirky little guy reading his own comic for the first time! I can't believe what happens to THAT character
Reacting to my Old Ego Content
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “What better way to celebrate my comic coming out than to go back over all the old ego content to see how far we've come”
0:00-26:50 (Extended video speaking about the egos)
Unbelievable Mind Blowing Twist
Page Source: Nothing
Description: “Biggest gaming twist of the year in The Final Pin”
Comment: There is a small meaningless coding hidden in the background for a split second
January 3rd, 2024: ALTRverse Comic Cover shown by one of the artist (Google Photos)
January 9th, 2024: Confirmation of production on game (Twitter)
January 30th, 2024: Young Marvin has a lot to learn... get ready to go back to (magic) school with Void Silver #1 COMING SOON!
January 31st, 2024: Do you miss ✨HIM ✨as much as we do? Well the wait is almost over! The Somewhat Incredible Jackie-Boy Man will be jumping back into action SOON with issue #1
March 5th, 2024: OCAxNSAyMyAzIDE1IDIxIDEyIDQgMjUgMTUgMjE= (How Could You)
March 19th, 2024: Comic Book Covers
March 20th, 2024: Love the work we've been doing on these comics! Very proud of everyone involved
April 3rd, 2024: Coming Soon
April 5th, 2024: Get Ready
April 19th, 2024: The Wait is Almost Over
#jacksepticeye#JSE Time Stamps#jackieboy man#marvin the magnificent#henrik von schneeplestein#antisepticeye#chase brody#jameson jackson#iris#altrverse
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YOU MUST BE DETAINED | Papers, Please #2
Key:
[words] = Descriptive
{words} = Voicing in-game character
+words+ = Voicing non-game character
words (in bold) = Said in ‘Arstotzkan’ accent
‘words’ = In game text
(words/letters) = Mispronunciation by JSE
Note: Transcript will be using British English.
Transcript:
Top of the morning to ye laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Papers, Please! I wanted to play more of them because I feel like there’s more to show off in this version of it, or, this episode of it. Because the first one was just all introductions and everything. I still don’t know exactly what I’m doing perfectly, but I’ll get there in the end and if I make some mistakes, who cares? That’s what the game is about. You’re supposed to make mistakes here and there to figure out what you’re doing.
‘Checkpoint expansion postponed. Government blames lax immigration control(s).’ Hey! We’re doing okay! They’re going to start bringing in new documents as well. I think. I don’t know, maybe they will. And then this is gonna make my life so much harder.
Ah, crap. ‘Stricter new credentials requirements have been instituted. Arstotzkan citizens must show their ID card. Foreigners must secure and present a valid entry permit. Entry tickets are no longer sufficient.’ Okay, so you need an entry permit, and the Arstotzkans need an ID card. Good God, man. This is getting confusing. ‘Check all information thoroughly. A new chapter detailing documents features - ah, blah blah blah. ‘Deny any applicant with discrepant documents-’ so any sort of discrepancy at all. Fuck ‘em. ‘Refer to the audio transcript’- yes. Uh, nothing new there, and nothing new there, okay. So imma keep you open, maybe. Just in case! Um, alright! Open me shutters, next please! Bring them on in for the day! I have to get through these guys fast.
‘Papers, please.’ Okay, um. You have an entry permit. Sweet. So, I have to be fast about this. Um, ‘Yuri Stanislav’, yes, yes. Yes, yes. Everything’s matching perfectly. Expiration. Enter by. Matching, matching, ‘no correlation’. Uh, I think it’s okay. I think it’s okay. No correla- what? I thought they w- they’re the same thing! How could they have no correlation if they’re the exact same numbers? They must correlate at some way. There you go. I think you’re okay. Hopefully, I don’t fuckin know. Cuz, y- y- you’re trying to get through them really fast. And I’m waiting for, like, something to pop up here saying you made a mistake. You’re allowed two mistakes and then you get a warning.
Um, okay, entry permit. Let me see your name. Technically, I should- aw, crap. ‘No correlation.’ Wait! I still don’t know why that has no correlation. That makes no sense. Um. Uh, I- I don’t. Oh g- g- g- g- God. Uh. Expiration. ‘Discrepancy detected’! That’s wrong! ‘This document has expired. I was busy.’ Go f yourself in the a. Y-You’re not getting into my country! No way, no how, no sir! Arstotzka is a proud country! Not allowed in if you have discrepant documents! Do I get money if I reject people? Or only if I let them in? Is it just processing?
Okay, you don’t, uh, you don’t have the thing. You don’t have the thing, where’s me rule book? You don’t have the thing that we need. ‘Basic rules.’ Uh, you need an entry permit. Give me your entry permit! ‘Entry permit? I have ticket here. Let me through.’ Um, no. Do- I need more than that. ‘You have no entry permit. Entry permit? I have ticket’- no, no, no. You need an entry permit, or you’re not allowed into the country! Tickets are not sufficient anymore. Get lost Velma. ‘Get a permit’! ‘Bullshit! I pay good money for ticket.’ Yeah, well, you should’ve learned what the new rules were! Pay properly! Trying to get into my country, man.
+Hello little person.+ Kay, do you have stuff? Uh, face is the same. ‘Transit through the country. Duration of stay? I remain for couple’ of ‘days.’ Okay, yeah. Th- That matches up. ‘Enter by. Matching data.’ Uh, ‘matching data.’ Is your name matching? What? How is that ‘no correlation’? Is that not your fuckin name? Th- no correlation. Really? Oh, wait. ‘Discrepancy detected.’ Your name is wrong. ‘I have two different names. Fingerprint.’ G- g, take your fingerprints! Okay, now what? It’s different names! ‘My name was changed recently. Applicant’s fingerprints and claimed name/alias must match this record. No known alias.’ I don’t know what that means! Uh-oh! What do I do? ‘Matching data.’ Okay. Maybe their name was changed recently. Okay. Got it, got it, got it. You can come in then. That’s throwing me for a loop now. I don’t fucking know, take this and go. Do not give me bad news! Okay, I think I- Aw, fuck it! ‘Alias does not match record. Entry-’ [tuts] dammit! Okay, so they have to have an ali- God, fuck! I don’t know man, it’s hard to figure out what the hell is going on sometimes!
Names. This. Uh, ‘discrepancy detected. You cannot enter using an expired document. Please let me pass, my son is waiting.’ Aw man, now I feel fucking terrible. I’m sorry if your son is waiting. I- aw God, aw God. [Inhales through teeth] Oh, I feel bad! Oh God, is the end of the day here yet? Ugh. I’m sorry that your son was waiting.
‘Papers, please’! Hello. ‘What is purpose of your trip? I plan to work. Duration of stay? It will be 60 days.’ That matches. Those do not though, oh they do. ‘Matching data.’ That has no correlation. ‘Matching data.’ Your face, your name. Everything good? Feel like everything’s good. Okay. Oh! You’re an Arstotzkan though. You n- you need, you need a thing, don’t you? ‘Citizens must have an ID card.’ Where’s your ID card? Okay, maybe you- maybe you have it. Is this your ID card? I- I don’t know. I’m confused! I thought they needed something extra now. Your entry permit - oh wait. Oh wait, you’re not an Arstotzkan. Never mind. [Chuckles] Oops! I’m alwa- ah fuck it! I knew I did a b- wrong thing! ‘Invalid issuing city. Last warning, no penalty.’ I don’t know what the thing is! I don’t know how to check the issuing city.
‘I remain for couple of weeks.’ Okay, I’m doing bad at this now. My son is gonna die at home. I’ve a feeling. ‘Henry Khop’. That’s not your name! ‘These names do not match. I have multiple names.’ Give me your fuckin fingerprints. Gimme your fingerprints. ‘No known alias.’ Get fucked. It said ‘no known alias’. If there’s ‘no known alias’, that means you don’t have two names. Go fuck yourself. Get out of my country. Get out. Get out of Arstotzka. Think I’m doing okay. I don’t know. [Nervously chuckles].
You again! Remember this fucker from last time? Look! No, no du- it’s not right! This is not good, you must have a valid one! This is not good! ‘This passport is crude’ and ‘fake. {Hey now! Is not true! Is pre-approved!}’ No it’s not! Get outta my country! ‘Stamp here’, oh God I almost accepted him. The stamp doesn’t even fit the box. ‘Cobristan is not a real country. {Ok, ok. You no like passport, I understand. I come back again with better one.}’ Just don’t come back at all. You don’t have the right documents, you’re not allowed in. So as long as I get through it without making another mistake I’m fine.
Okay, you have your ID card with you. Good, cuz you’re an Arstotzkan. Um, these are different names! ‘These names do not match. My name was changed recently.’ Fingerprints. Gimme your fingerprints! What’re you saying to me? Um, no. That’s still a discrepancy. They don’t match! ‘I have multiple names.’ You have ‘no known alias’ either. Which I think means that you’re not allowed in. Um, wait, wait. Does that- that’s the same right? Everything else is the same though. I think. Could I have another discrepancy? Really make me feel good about it? Okay, I don’t thi- I don’t think I can let you in! [Unintelligible stuttering] As long as I can find a discrepancy, you’re not allowed into this country. Get out! Go home. Did we do good? Our day is over! I think we did okay!
[Sings along with music]. ‘Your son is sick and needs medicine.’ Everybody else is hungry, so. Nobody’s cold, so I can get rid of the heat, but we need the medicine. I- I need to get as much as I can. I only processed four people! I think you’re supposed to process like 11 a day? I think I read that somewhere, but I don’t know. It’s hard to keep up man. I need some tips! ‘Republi(c)an track star wanted for murder. Vince Lestrade’s whereabouts unknown - has likely fled Republia. Vince Lestrade: Profile. Girlfriend killed in jealous rage?’ Dude! That’s not cool.
Oh God, don’t a- don’t give me more rules now! I don’t- I’m already having a hard time keeping up with the rules that I just had. ‘You’ re ‘now authorised to detain suspicious individuals.’ [Gasps] ‘Interrogate discrepancies to enable detention option.’ Oh I have all the power now! Okay so that’s not- that’s not much. That’s not much new, okay. W-We got this, we got this, we got this. Next please! Bring on the next pig! [Makes pig noises].
‘Papers, please.’ You are not an Arstotzkan. Where do I see the issuing city? Issuing: ‘Glorian’. But where- what do I put it against? I put this against... what? ‘No correlation.’ You see no- nothing has any correlation. Oo, oo, oo! You said you had no correlation before, now there’s a discrepancy detected. ‘There is a discrepancy here. Oh? Hey wait.’ Detain! ‘Just deny my passport and I will go away. Wait here.’ Oh God! I actually detain them? Wait, did it say detain everybody? ‘You are now authorised to detain suspicious individuals.’ Oh but he was only- I- I- oh I dunno if I should detain him.
Kay, you seem like you’re good. You seem like everything’s working out beautifully for you. We’re gonna see if your dates match up. Let’s see if your weight matches up. Everything’s good, everything’s good. You are allowed into the country my friend! Thank you for coming. Arstotzka, greatest country. Make us proud. Go do work. ‘Glory to Arstotzka.’ That felt good. As long as you don’t tell me there’s a discrepancy here. As long as you don’t throw a bomb at them or something.
Kay, ‘Republia’. Let me see. That has ‘no correlation. Matching data. Matching data. Matching data.’ Okay. Everything’s looking good for you Lestra-. You’re on the k- oh! You’re the guy! You’re the guy who’s in trouble! I don’t- I dunno what I should be doing. Um, can I interrogate you? ‘Bostan’, versus, I dunno what to- I dunno what to put it against! Uh, this! I dunno! Oo, oo! He’s on the run but everything- he has everything good! Should I deny him? I dunno! Lemme see! ‘Republi(c)an track star wanted for murder.’ Kay, can I- can I actually- oh here we go! Yes! ‘You are Vince Lestrade’. ‘Damn. Look, I did not kill her. I was set up. Do not believe the Republian lies. Let me through.’ Detained! ‘What is happening? Shit.’ We got him! Okay, good, good, good. Sweet! I figured it out.
‘Papers, please.’ Hello moustache man! ‘What is the purpose of your trip? I will visit friends. Duration of stay? I’ will ‘ stay 60 days.’ Okay, that matches up. Um, this and this? Ah hah! ‘You cannot enter using an expired document. I was busy.’ I don’t fucking care. Outta my country. There you go. Hup, hup! Bye! I’m not letting anybody through though, I let one guy through. I need to ge- let more people through to get my money. So I need to learn how to do this faster.
Okay, this and this. This, this. This, names. Are they all goo- are names good? Okay, I thi- I think you’re good. I think you’re good, I think you’re good. Okay, I’ll let you through. You seem like a good guy, so I’ll let you through. I don’t know if the issuing city is wrong, cuz I don’t fucking know. ‘Ugh.’ Why you ugh-ing for? Don’t ‘ugh’ at me! Kay, I think he’s okay, I’m not getting a thing down here.
‘Papers, please.’ Hello there, how are you? ‘I am immigrating to Arstotzka.’ Oh, you’re going ‘forever’. Your ‘duration of stay’ is ‘forever’. You don’t look the same. ‘Your appearance has changes. The years have been cruel.’ What? ‘Gabriel’ ‘T(a)les.’ Kay, I think your name matches up. Everything’s good right? I think everything else matches. I think you’re actually okay. What’s this one say? Okay. Those are actually just your fingerprints. Um, kay I need to be faster, I need to be faster. See everything is- matches up. So maybe she’s okay. I’ll let her through. She seems to be okay. Um, wait what day is today? 27, date of birth-. Yeah, okay, she’s old. I think. I dunno, I dunno. I- I’m panicking, I’m panicking man. Smearing her thing all over that. Don’t tell me the thing, don’t tell me, I think I did good! Think I did okay! Yes! Okay.
Hello, how are you? ‘What is the purpose of your trip? I am visiting relatives.’ Kay, you’re only visiting. ‘Duration of stay?’ Two weeks? That’s good, everything is in order here, sir. Lemme just check your documents, and lemme just see for a second. ‘Matching data. Matching data. Matching data. Conor March.’ That’s a- that’s a very normal name. Everything seems to match. See, there’s the issuing city but what do I put it against? ‘Tsunkeido.’ See, I don’t know. That against, fucking, this? ‘No correlation.’ I don’t know, I don’t know. I think you’re good though. So, here we go. Boonk! Entry granted. ‘Cause no trouble.’ You cause trouble I come find you and I break your face. Fuck! ‘Invalid expiration date.’ Dammit! I didn’t check! Runnin outta time man. Runnin outta time.
Th-the- they- they do not correlate. What am I doing? Um, ‘Vosto(v) Pyotr.’ I don’t fucking know. ‘Matching data.’ Oh that’s your name, never mind. Date of birth. Uh, ‘enter by.’ Okay, here we go. And expiration. Everything matches! Are we good? I think you’re good. I think you’re fine. Did I check this already? I think I did. Um, ‘no correlation.’ Okay, um, I don’t know! Enter. Enter the country, you’ll be fine. Whoosh! Whoosh! ‘Thank you so much! Please be kind to my wife she is just after me.’ Oh she’s gonna have to get rejected isn’t she? Oh no! Oh no!
Ah, she doesn’t have the thing! ‘Did you see my husband? He made it through, yes?’ You don’t have your document though! Oh, I’m sorry! ‘Where is your entry permit? Please, I beg you. They would not gi’- permit me. ‘I have no choice. I will be killed if I return to Antegria.’ Oh no! Is everything else okay though? Oh, this is sad. This is so sad. I think everything else is okay too. I can’t let you in. I can’t let you in, there’s a discrepancy, you don’t have the thing! ‘You have doomed me.’ Oh no! Oh I feel so bad! Ah dude!
Did I do 4 again? Sweet! So everyone’s cold so I can- I don’t need food, all I need is heat. ‘Upgrade booth.’ What’s upgrading my booth do? Imma do that though. ‘Booth upgrade available: Space key to toggle inspect mode.’ Okay, yeah! It’s gonna make it easier! Okay. ‘Jobs few, becoming fewer. Immigrants taking jobs from locals. Vince Lestrade apprehended in Grestin. Track champ looks quite guilty now.’ Yes, I did good!
I- I’d love to see some like speedrunners of this game play. Pressed the space before the thingy pops up. ‘The Ministry of Labour has instituted a special program to control immigration labour. Travelers entering for work require a valid work pass.’ O-Okay so I have to look out for that. If they’re travelling for work I need to look for a work pass. Okay. So, insp- I can just press space for this now instead of having to go down here. That makes things much faster. But I’d love to see some people who are really good at the game. Just like whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! Wrong! Bang! Uh- that’s good, stamp! Ah, I’m not good enough for that. I- I probably never will be either because I don’t know- I haven’t even uploaded the first episode of this yet so I don’t know how people are enjoying the game.
Okay, you’re a work pass. ‘I plan to work.’ O-kay, good God, there’s a lot of fucking stuff here on screen! Gonna match these first. Your name matches, your face matches. You’re male. Expiration. This matches, that matches. ‘Six months’ for ‘work.’ You and you. See there’s probably some stuff that you’re able to just, like, see off the bat. Um, ‘Benjamin,’ yes. Uh, ‘until.’ Kay, everything matches! You’re good, you’re good. Uh, boom! Thanks, thanks, thanks. ‘Cause no trouble.’ Go work your ass off. Make Arstotzka even greater country than before. Don’t tell me the thing. Don’t tell me the issuing city was wrong cuz I don’t fucking know how to do that still. I probably should.
‘Purpose of your trip? I plan to work.’ Okay, got it. ‘Duration of stay? It will be half a year.’ Six months, that’s- that’s good. ‘No correla’- oh, click on this! ‘Matching data.’ Um, is this right? Kay, that’s good. Um, is your name the same? ‘Bearing passport number.’ Where is the thing to match against the-? I don’t fucking know! ‘Matching data.’ Does your name match this? Kay, cool; matches that. This matches this. Got it, got it; you’re allowed in. You have everything you need. Good jibity job! Approved! Pity the stamp wasn’t faster. Thank you for this! ‘For all your fantasies. Please help me.’ What? ‘A man names Dari Ludum promised me and my sister good work in Arstotzka. I do not trust him. I am afraid he will take my passport and force me to work at brothel. He is in line today.’
Is it you? ‘Please do something.’ You’re ‘immigrating to Arstotzka.’ Okay. What is his name? ‘Dari Ludum.’ Or Dani Ludum. It’s not him, okay. You’re immigrating, okay, so you’re going ‘forever. Enter by.’ Enter... oh wait, that was not the right thing! This and this. Okay, everything’s good. You’re not female! Are you ‘male or female? As the document says.’ I don’t believe you! I think you’re trying to pull the wool over my eyes old ‘Nikolai’! Oh, not today Nikolai! Not today. Arstotzka is smarter country than that, you cannot get in with your shitty haircut. Piss off! Okay, I wanna read this again. ‘Please do something.’ Okay, maybe I can inspect him.
‘Papers, please.’ You come for work. Um, okay it’s not him. You ‘stay a few weeks.’ Okay, I guess that would be a month. Ah lemme- I keep clicking that anyway even though I don’t-. Your name is not the same! ‘I have two different names.’ Gimme your fucking fingerprints bro. Gimme them prints! Okay, okay, that checks out. That checks out. ‘Discrepancy cleared.’ Sweet! Okay, I think you might be allowed in then. You’re working, ‘fine-arts.’ Uh, until this. Lemme check the expirations. And lemme check this. If you find one discrepancy does that mean it’s good then? If you like find one discrepancy, is there only one discrepancy per person? So if I find a discrepancy and then I clear it, can I just, like, bring on the next person? I dunno. I dunno if there’s more than one discrepancy.
You again? Get outta here bro! ‘I am back again! This time everything’ s ‘set’. No, you don’t have the thing! He’s gonna show it though on the desk I imagine. Gimme- gimme your ticket. ‘Oh man you funny guy!’ Get outta my country bro! This is not valid! Y-You need an entry ticket, get out! ‘Wow, you run very strict border here. {That is good. Do job right. I look for entry thing and come back.} Yeah, you do that bro. Pe- stupid people in my booth.
Oh, you look like the guy. No, you’re not. Sorry. [Chuckles] You ‘will move here.’ Okay, so you’re moving ‘forever. Enter by.’ Everything looks good here! ‘Gerbos Canholdu.’ I thi- I think we’re good. I think we’re good. A-Are we good? I have no idea. Um, are these good? Okay, imma let you in. Do not- do not disappoint me there, Gerbos! Do not tell me that the issuing city was wrong cuz I don’t know Gerbos. I trusted you! Goddammit! I don’t fucking know.
Oh you’re an Arstotzkan. Hello. Oh, you’re the dude! Oh, crap. ‘No correla’- no, that. And all his stuff is proper as well, so I have to let him through. [Inhales through teeth] Oo, balls to the wa- is there nothing I can grab you on? Um, okay. Wait I- I- I- I can click on this, right? ‘No correlation.’ C’mon! This and you. D- but you’re the dude! Can I not do that? Can I not click on like individual stuff? Oh shit balls. Oh shit balls. Ah there we go, there we go! ‘You are Dari Ludum? Of course it says on’ the ‘passport.’ Detain! Yes! I helped out the ladies. Get outta my booth! I’m sure that you have all your documents in order, but I can’t let you through if you’re gonna hurt people.
‘What is the purpose of your trip?’ I plan to ‘work.’ Oh, that’s the wrong thing. You don’t- you don’t even have your thingy! Come on dude! You must have a fucking passport! ‘What is passport?’ Oh! ‘To be used for denials only. Entry Visa.’ [Laughs] Oh God, that feels bad. Denied, denied, denied. Get outta my country. I’m not letting in a lot of people though. I need to be letting in a lot of people, I need a lot of money.
‘Papers, please.’ Hello. I have too much shit on my desk. I need to move you over. Okay, you’re only in transit, so you don’t need a work visa. ‘I remain for just 2 days.’ That checks out. But does the rest? Hold on there ‘Rebeka S(h)mitz! Is everything good? A-Are you good? I think you might be. Okay, issuing city is ‘Vedor.’ But like, what do I put that against? Please somebody help me. Oh. That has ‘no correlation.’ M.O.A.? What? That’s a country place. I ne- I need- I need you to check out with that. There’s ‘no correlation’ with anything. Imma let you in, imma let you in, because wh- I don’t have much time. Did I do it wrong? Did I do it wrong? I did okay! Yes! Okay, good.
All these documents, move over there. You’re not working right? Okay, you’re just ‘visiting.’ So you don’t need a permit. ‘I’ will ‘stay here 3 months.’ That matches, good. Good. What- what happened? Oh! Oh the person I let through is a suicide bomber! Ah!
Everyone’s hungry and we need medicine. I’m runnin out of money! Son of a bitch! ‘Grestin Checkpoint officer nabs mastermind. Human trafficking ring shut down.’ The dude I caught! ‘Another attack at Grestin Checkpoint.’ Ah, man, come on! Okay, well I’m gonna leave this episode here! Now you see what the game is about. That, you’re letting people in and out but the story starts to develop. So some people are in trouble, they’re running from certain people in the line. The guy gets through and then you detain him, and you help those people, even though all his documents were correct. So it’s like, do I- do I stop him and help the people, or do I let him through and get the money for my family? So I had enough money to cover my family for today, but if I didn’t let him or- if I didn’t let him through and I didn’t have enough money to cover my family my son might die. So there’s a lot of, like, questionable morals that go on, and you really have to get right down into it and wonder what you- what you have to do. It’s really like there’s no black and white to it and that’s what I really like. Cuz a lot of games are like, make the good choice or the bad choice, whereas this it’s- there’s kinda like a grey area. I really like that.
But for now; thank you guys so much for watching this video! If you liked it, punch that like button in the face, like a boss! And, high fives all round. [Imitates high-five noises] But thank you guys and I’ll see all you dudes in the next video!
[Post-Outro Snippet]
It’s become a thing now that I don’t even think about my outro. A-As soon as I- I start saying: thank you guys so much for watching this video, like, my brain just takes over and does it naturally. And sometimes when I end up thinking about it too much, I- I en- I mess up the outro. Even though it’s not that- it’s- it’s not that hard to mess it up. I dunno. Bye!
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