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youngbuckisms · 2 years

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AEW Monster AU; Part 2

Some requested and some not requested. Let’s go!

CM Punk

— sandman

— he can make anyone fall asleep by simply blowing sand in their face which often leads to friends coming to his hotel room and asking for help on sleeping

— his powers cause nightmares, so he’s always hesitant when people ask, but he always carries some with him

Jon Moxley

— werewolf

— he can transform whenever he wants to, but full moons are still involuntary transformations

— outside of his wolf form, he still has dog like personality traits, which he will deny all day long

Eddie Kingston

— wraith

— he feeds on negative emotions such as fear, pain, and jealousy, so it’s hard for him to really understand those types of emotions

— if he hasn’t “eaten” in some time, he’ll cause problems to create these emotions

Ethan Page

— Succubus

— he gets annoyed if you ask questions, because he would rather not get into it since succubi have bad reputations

— he does have wings and horns, but he hates when people touch them

Jeff Hardy

— reaper

— his human form isn’t his real one, always alternating his appearance in some way, sometimes to the point no one can really recognize him unless he talks

— he absolutely teleports wherever he wants and sometimes he scares the hell out of people in the process

#Rin’s Monster AU #Jeff Hardy headcanons #ethan page headcanon #Eddie kingston headcanons #jon moxley headcanons #cm punk headcanons #aew headcanons

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unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin · 1 year

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saw that you love writing breeding kinks👀 could i request a jeff hardy/female reader breeding kink one shot please?

Jeff Hardy W/ Breeding Kink

Taglist: @fiskers7136 @peachmango-kombucha @kcloveswrestling @bellalutionn @xkennyxomegax @tummyyellin @legit9thlunaticwarrior @auburnwrites @melissahausen @thesusbunny @writtingrose

An: First time Im writing for Jeff in a while

Jeff already knows he wants kids, and he told you that relatively early on

So It’s not much of a surprise that he gets off to the idea of you being pregnant

He would have your hips propped up by a pillow while cumming in you as many times as he could handle

“Such a good girl, taking everything I give you. Can’t wait to see you swell up with my kid’

If You eventually get pregnant He would be All over you constantly

His hands constantly rubbing your stomach and groping your breasts

“Should keep You like This all the time. So beautiful When You’re filled with my kid, complaining mine when you’re like this.”

#aew #fanfiction #request #headcanons #aew headcanon #jeff hardy #jeff hardy x reader #smut #smut headcanons

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jennsterjay · 2 months

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Clawcode Headcanons (because I could literally talk about them all day)

If Miles G is unsure about someone he'll put up a mask/front with them, but the minute Ganke M walks beside him and says the funniest unfunny joke known to man he snorts and the tough guy act completely crumbles against his will

Ganke M is the 'bro let's have fun' to his 'my life is the grind, all I know is the grind'. Even when Ganke M helps Miles G with complicated missions, afterwards he'll patch him up, then get him some Wcdonalds or King Burger and then play some Mario's Cart with him the rest of the night. Cue them falling asleep together on the couch

I'm still not over the idea of them getting each other Dragon Ball Z matching dog tags (rip to the goat of course 🙏🏾). Like there's so much sauce there it's perfect. Spider-Miles from 1610B would think its the coolest thing ever even when he teases Miles G about it, and the first week Ganke M wears it he makes sure every one can see it proudly around his neck

Ganke is Pan and Miles is Bi and Ganke doesn't think about gender too hard

Miles G: Rap, Trap, Rnb, J-Pop/Anime Music, Rock, and more

Ganke M: K-Rap, K-Rock, Nightcore, Daycore, Rap, Techno, Video Game Osts, J-Pop/Anime Music and more

And they influence each other's music taste

They know each other's birthdays, favorite foods, shoe sizes, game catalogues, jokes, childhood stories, favorite songs, allergies, icks, moral boundaries, biggest secrets, and worst fears...and they've only known each other for a year and a few months

Ganke M is simultaneously the class clown and one of the smartest students in his grade. Miles G is the other top student. Despite Miles G wanting to keep a low profile, when he's around Ganke he can't help but joke around and start roasting people and clowning in class too, and the two become pretty popular among the other students. Between their high grades, class disruptions, pranks, one or both of them disappearing to 'use the bathroom for a sec', prize winning robotics projects, funny jokes, and passing test scores...their teachers don't know if they should flip a coin to give them awards for their grades or to send them back to detention again

Rio and Jefferson were suspicious of Ganke M at first, thinking he was a bad influence, but eventually they warmed up to him and welcomed him after seeing how much he made his son smile. Even after Jeff was no longer there, Rio would still smile and welcome Ganke to their house just like they always had. Ganke sometimes even stops by to cook some Korean dishes and helps clean up whenever he visits Miles.

When Aaron Davis finds out Ganke M knows Miles G's big secret, he meets with Ganke alone for the first time (even though he would meet him once or twice in passing when Jeff was alive, they've never really talked to each other until this moment). At first Aaron is intimidating and tries to tell Ganke to stay out of Miles' business, but Ganke has never been a pushover and refuses. After a while, Aaron can see his determination and realizes Ganke's loyalty to Miles isn't shakeable. He sees something in Ganke that reminds him of himself. So Aaron says if he really wants to help Miles, then he needs to become stronger. It's after this that Aaron teaches him to box and fight, and teaches him more about tech, engineering, surveilance, tracking, stealth, and hydraulics.

Even though Miles G can hear his mom in his ear saying not to waste any food, Miles doesn't like eating the crust on sandwiches or pizza. But that's ok because Ganke will eat his own food and then eat the crust for him. Ganke will eat the tomatoes off of Miles' burgers too

Months after Miles G and Ganke M meet their universe's Gwen V. Stacy aka Gwenom, and she becomes an ally, she admits to them that she thought they were a couple at first. They weren't dating yet so she's not completely right, but with the way the two look at each other after she says that, she knows she's not completely wrong either. She totally teases them about it.

In this universe Dr. Ophelia Octavious is an African American scientist, ruler, and engineer who is part of the Sinister Six and runs a big part of the city. Miles G and Dr. Octavious have a Sonic the Hedgehog and Dr.Eggman type dynamic. Miles G keeps getting in the way of her plans and she knows he somehow has a connection to the original Prowler. Still, she secretly admires the kid for his heart and genius at least, not that she would admit this. One time at her base she successfully captures Ganke M saying "I have your little boyfriend" to try to get leverage over Miles G, but Ganke M is smarter than he looks and doesn't give her any information right before he escapes on his own with a dohickey he has in his pocket. When Miles G comes in to save the day and go toe to toe with Octavious, Ganke M looks from side to side and backs up towards a computer terminal and inserts a flash drive that hacks into and shuts down her whole system. Ganke and Miles slip away when the lights shut off, and all Octavious can see in the darkness is a computer terminal that has an anime girl dancing with flashing text that says 'Get Miku-ed'. Dr. Octavious is in disbelief and has several emotions at once before laughing and saying "I hate heroic teenage couples"

Their universe's Felicia L. Hardy will either work with you, be your ally, con you, or sell you out and Miles and Ganke don't know what to make of her. She guesses they're a couple almost immediately with the way they fight her (when Ganke already has his own suit) and even when they're on different sides, she teases them like she's an aunt or a big sister. Eventually they meet her girlfriend and even she teases them affectionately too.

Ganke's mom cooks Miles so much food when he visits (even when they don't have a lot) and Miles struggles to finish it because he's already so full from the first five plates but it's ingrained in him not to waste food. He taps out and brings the rest back home in Tupperware for him and his mom.

Ganke M and Miles G go to the rooftop a lot to listen to music and look at the stars together. Now that they know their universe is so big and that there are other universes out there, it really puts it into perspective that in the grand scheme of things they're grateful for what they do have in this world...

And that is each other

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smartycvnt · 6 months

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Could you do a platonic hc of being the little sister of the Hardy boys?

They are very overprotective of you and tried to keep you out of the business for as long as they could

You jumped through all the hoops they set out in front of you and ended up landing a job working in the marketing department for TNA

You talked to Matt and Jeff about joining AEW when your time at Impact was finished

They may be older than you, but you feel like you have to parent them a lot more

It's been hard, but you're glad the three of you are at good places in your lives after so much hardship.

#aew x reader #aew headcanons #jeff hardy x reader #matt hardy x reader #headcanons #platonic headcanons #sibling headcanons #sister reader #headcanon #hcs

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cassidystarks · 2 years

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Dialogue Prompts

prompts include smut, angst, fluff,

rules:

up to 3 prompts per request

tell me what you want, specifically, so i can give you exactly what you want

let me know if there is anything you don't want such as bdsm, or anything else

tell me what reader type you want, male, female, non-binary, etc.

prompts:

"ill take care of you."

"you don't wanna get caught do you?"

"you're not stupid, just mildly unintelligent"

"you feel so good"

"it this okay?"

"how rough do you want it?"

"are you wearing my shirt?"

"watch your mouth"

"be good for me, yeah?"

"looks like we'll be trapped for a while"

"why would you do that?"

"me? jealous? yes."

"the things you do to me"

"you don't wanna know the things i think of you"

"don't you ever do that again"

"i won this for you"

"he won't touch you again, i promise"

"why are you being so mean?"

"i don't hate you"

"touch them again and I'll kill you"

"don't you ever bring them into this"

"how long have you been standing there?"

"did you hear all of that?"

"ooo somebody is in love"

"you touch my man one more time and I'll beat the shit out of you"

"i love your smile"

"someone's blushing"

"can i hold your hand?"

"would you kill me if i were to kiss you right now on live tv?"

"i need you"

"do you want hot cocoa?"

"please don't cry"

"I'm not a monster"

"it's okay"

"my mother loves you"

"I'm cold" "do you wanna cuddle?"

"I'm sorry, i didn't mean it"

"its 3 am we aren't getting ice cream"

"i said i wouldn't fall in love with them"

"you were made for me"

"you look so good"

"i'd rather have you for dessert"

"let everyone know who you belong to"

"you like that?"

"what would you do if i touched you there?"

"beg me to fuck you"

"you look so pretty, like super pretty"

"do you want snacks?"

"i love every part of you"

"here, take my hand"

"i got you, it's okay"

"never say that about yourself"

"its okay to be scared"

"you love him, with no intention on ever telling him?" "exactly."

"tell me whats wrong"

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piledrivemytombstones · 7 months

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Stupid CM Punk x Jeff Hardy headcanon because they look like an emo couple

Like what if they’re an elder emo couple and spend too much money on My Chemical Romance tickets, just so they can be on the front row.

Then they like talk about the songs and the meanings that they take from the songs.

“This song has a lot of meaning when you listen to it more carefully-“

“NANANANANNANANANNANANANANANNANANANA!”

#stupid shipping headcanons of a ship no one really talks about nowadays #I’m stuck in a generation of wrestling shipping that has been dead for almost a decade #cm punk x Jeff Hardy #don’t take this seriously #i’m just being silly #wrestling ship headcanon

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cyberslam · 1 year

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R, U, W, hmmm Gimmie Jeff Hardy

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

I think so, yes. I can imagine Jeff being really open about new stuff and experiences even if they're a little off of what he's used to.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

I think Jeff would enjoy teasing, maybe something drawn out through the day. I think he'd also enjoy being teased, and making a game out of it.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

I can see Jeff really liking piercings on his partner.

#d is answering #jeff hardy #headcanons

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littlebadwolf0721 · 2 years

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If young Jeff can turn his hair a vivid rainbow of colors by eating Skittles, I'd like to turn his hair a natural rainbow of colors by feeding him Meiji marble chocolate. …whether he likes it or not

#Jeff Hardy #Silly headcanon

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south-of-heaven · 9 months

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Masterlist

Last updated: 29/3-24

Requests are open

My rules (Check before requesting please)

NSFW Headcanons Masterlist (ON HOLD)

Rhea Ripley

Damian Priest

Priestly

Dominik Mysterio

Finn Balor

The Judgement Day

Seth Rollins

Becky Lynch

Brollins

Charlynch

Charlotte Flair

Andrade

Flair-Idolo (Charlotte & Andrade)

The Four Horsewomen (WWE)

Cody Rhodes

Brody (Brandi & Cody)

Brandi Rhodes

Bayley

Baylor

Baysha

Sasha Banks

Dakota Kai

Iyo Sky

Damage Ctrl

Kairi Sane

Lyra Valkyria

The Four Horsewomen (UFC/MMA)

Marina Shafir

Ronda Rousey

Browsey

Travis Browne

Rouszler

Shayna Baszler

ShayKota/Kaiszler

Mia Yim

Jessamyn Duke

The BRE

AJ Styles

Jey Uso

Nikki Bella

Brie Bella

Trinity Fatu

Glowish

Jimmy Uso

Roman Reigns

Drew McIntyre

Sheamus

Natalya Neidhart

Ronattie

Queen of Harts

Alexa Bliss

Bianca Belair

Jadanca (Jade & Bianca)

Jade Cargill

Zelina Vega

A to Z (Aleister & Zelina)

Zekota

Carmella

Trish Stratus

Karrion Kross

Scarrion (Scarlett & Karrion)

Scarlett

Team Bestie (Trish & Lita)

Lita

The Rated R Couple (Lita & Edge)

Edge

Eddie Guerrero

Chyna

Cheddie

Shawn Michaels (On hiatus)

Triple H

Stephanie McMahon

Beth Phoenix

Phoenix-Edge (Edge & Beth)

Sonya Deville

Alicia Fox

RnR (Rhea & Raquel)

Raquel Rodriguez

Moriguez

Liv 4 Brutality

Liv Morgan

Zoey Stark

Starkszler (Shayna & Zoey)

Troey (Trish & Zoey)

Candice LeRae

Indi Hartwell

InDex

Dexter Lumis

Rhuddy (Rhea & Buddy)

Buddy Matthews

Brody King

Malakai Black

Julia Hart

House of Black

Jon Moxley

Moxuette

Renee Paquette

Claudio Castagnoli/Cesaro

Toni Storm

Saraya

Jeff Hardy

Ruby Soho/Riott

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haddonfieldwhore · 8 months

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wwe/aew - masterlist

nsfw / smut = ***

headcanons

nothing yet

oneshots / drabbles

best friend - jeff hardy

we make a good team - darby allin

see it in your eyes - cm punk

safe and sound - jeff hardy

wrong - jey uso ***

on your side - jey uso

ghosthunting - rhea ripley and dominik mysterio

remember me? - dominik mysterio

series

cold nights - cm punk

one

two

look after you - mjf

one

two

three ***

lowkey - damian priest

one ***

two ***

playlists

jeff hardy playlist

cm punk playlist

mjf playlist

darby allin playlist

jey uso playlist

pov: ghost hunting with rhea and dominik playlist

#wwe fic #aew fic #wwe #aew #wrestling #wrestling fic #wrestling imagine #cm punk #jeff hardy #mjf #masterlist #darby allin #damian priest fic #damian priest

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sourchinmusic · 7 months

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Jeff Hardy being my lesbian icon

*The gender expression and sexual identity of the aforementioned superstar are entirely subject to my own headcanon

#wwe #aew #tna wrestling #ecw #jeff hardy #lgbt wrestling #lesbian #he/him lesbian

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leofiat-bunny · 3 months

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For pro-"Way lives" people

A canon-divergence headcanon:

Before Jeff enters the auction room he calls an ambulance because "someone's been shot in the back". He also asks Kenta to make sure they can get it (which is what Kenta was doing between Tony ordering a lockdown and stabbing Tony - he didn't wait for the ambulance to arrive, just left the main door unlocked for them)

Thoughts?

ETA: and given Alphas are apparently more hardy than most - hence Charlie being "supposed to survive" the crash - and Enigmas are more super special than Alphas, I imagine Enigmas are supposed to be the best at surviving near death experiences

#pit babe the series #pit babe bl #pit babe spoilers #pit babe

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rainchyna · 2 years

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[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓].ೃ࿐

𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐍 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋𝐒

♡ dating shawn in the 90s!

♡ smut headcanon!

♡ "fuck me yourself, coward!"

♡ domestic!shawn

♡ him and bret want you

sour grapes (series) MASTERLIST.

𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌��𝐋𝐄𝐘 [𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐇]

♡ smut headcanon!

♡ "making up for what i fucked up" smut!

𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐑𝐎

♡ dating eddie in the 90s!

♡ holding his hand!

𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐄

♡ dating edge in the 90s!

♡ soft smut!

♡ smut headcanon!

♡ holding his hand!

rated : sweethearts! (mini series)

ep. one

ep. two

ep. three

ep. four

ep. five

ep. six

ep. seven

ep. eight

𝐉𝐄𝐅𝐅 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐘

♡ dating jeff hardy in the 90s!

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐓

♡ dating bret in the 90s!

♡ smut headcanon!

♡ smut!

♡ him and shawn want you

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐋𝐈𝐐

♡ being a member of the kliq

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐒

♡ dating roman reigns!

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊

♡ dating the rock in the 90s!

𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍

♡ dating raven in the 90s!

𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐘 𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐍

♡ dating randy orton in the 00s!

#rainchyna #masterlist #wwe x reader #wwe headcanons #wwe imagines #wwe fanfiction #wwf

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fanfic-inator795 · 9 months

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Random Jeoff headcanon: Based on his cookie-and-cream (or rather, cookie and screams, lol) cappuccino order, I feel like Jeff has a fairly big sweet tooth

Geoff noticed this pretty quickly when they started dating and, once they started getting each other small gifts, Geoff would always get him stuff like chocolates, fruit flowers instead of regular flowers, cookies from a well-known ghost realm bakery, etc.

Geoff, meanwhile, isn’t much for sweets and this combined with his spice intolerance (see the Sart Duan Sib episode) means that he tends to lean more towards the simply-flavored but still hardy and super filling dishes (hence why he was so okay with the idea of just getting rice in that ep, lol)

As such, when they’re picking out places to eat at for a dinner date, Jeff is okay with compromising on the actual meal, being more than happy to give his partner the opportunity to indulge in his fave cuisines (while also knowing that Geoff will likely, in turn, treat him to a super yummy dessert afterwards, hehe)

#the ghost and molly mcgee #TGaMM #geoff tgamm #jeff tgamm #Jeoff #headcanon

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unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin · 1 year

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Wrestling Masterlist Part Two

Request are open

Main Masterlist

wrestling Masterlist Part one

Do not rewrite or post my stories anywhere, even if you give me credit. I do not give permission for you anyone to do that. Reblogs are always encouraged.

Any stories with ❤️ are smut

AEW-

Kenny Omega

Headcanons:

Facefucking❤️

Pretty picture❤️

William Regal

Headcanons:

Sexual punishments

Jungle Boy

Headcanons:

Sexual punishments

MJF

Oneshot:

Support is two sided: Reader is worried to come out to her brother, but he approaches her first(MJF x sister!reader)

Nyla Rose

Oneshot:

Christmas Eve: while at a Christmas party you get a little tipsy and your mouth ends up with a mind of its own.

Christian Cage

Drabble:

Flowers(v-day request)

Matt Jackson

Headcanons:

Spending Valentine’s Day together(Young Bucks)

Nick Jackson

Headcanons:

Spending Valentine’s Day together(young bucks)

Matt Hardy

Drabble:

Dark!Matt w/breeding kink

Jeff Hardy

Headcanons:

Breeding Kink

WWE

Cody Rhodes

Headcanons:

He comforts a depressed reader

Beth Pheonix

Drabbles

Soft!mommy Beth❤️

Austin Theory

Oneshot

Please the Champ❤️:After another successful defence leads to a celebration together after

Rhea Ripley

Headcanons:

fluff with judgment day

Damian priest

Headcanons:

fluff with judgment day

Finn Balor

Headcanons:

fluff with judgment day

Dominik Mysterio

Headcanons:

fluff with judgment day

#aew #fanfiction #request #yandere #wwe #headcanons #aew headcanon #wwe headcanons #oneshot #wwe one shot #aew oneshot #impact oneshot #fluff #angst #smut #impact wrestlng

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cassidystarks · 2 years

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Orange Cassidy Headcanons

in my orange cassidy era haha, this man is so fine and probably one of the sweetest, and one of my comfort wrestlers so here are my headcanons

he is such a sweetheart behind the gimmick. fans may ask you if he does this or that or if he even cares

he does

like a lot

this man literally LOVES you, to the stars and around the moon and back, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

he probably does get burnt out some days and kinda lives his gimmick but that doesn't mean he stopped caring

will buy you flowers, and even more than that

half surprising, half not he loves to travel, especially with you

chuck and trent spend a LOT of time at your house

he is a very private person with his intimate life but he doesn't really mind announcing he's dating you, he just likes to keep details private

he is down for anything, even though he has a lazy vibe, if you want to go shopping at 4 am somewhere, he would for sure drive with you to find somewhere

he has made a playlist that revolves around you

he really likes mixed-tag matches with you

kris being your best friend, you tell her everything, and james tells chuck and trent everything too

you cannot tell me he wouldn't give the best hugs, because he would give the best hugs

he loves to make you feel safe whenever you get scared or uncomfortable

long hugs after your matches or his >>>>

he is literally so good with words even though he doesn't speak a whole lot, he compliments you so much he's so sweet

#aew headcanons #aew #coffindropallin #aew dynamite #aew rampage #all elite wrestling #aewtextstories #darby allin #stinganddarby #darby and sting #jeff hardy #orange cassidy #orange cassidy headcanons #oc headcanons #orange cassidy imagine #trent beretta #chuckie t #chuck taylor

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