#KIDDING ONFG

[leviiackrman]

GUYS!!! I GOT MY IPAD!!!

#personal* #jess talks #YALL IM NOT KIDDING #i wouldn’t have been able to do this without all of you #i legit thought I’d have to wait like half a year to get it!!! #but I literally got it today!!! #I HAVE AN IPAD OMG #I’m so fuckin excited rn!!! #I CANT WAIT ONFG #I JUST WANNA PLAY WITH IT CONSTANTLY #AHHHHH ONFG #i also got a new bakugo tshirt and jjk hoodie tehe #but guys I’m just wowndyxineysux #THANM YOU ALL SM #I LOVE YOU ALL SM

[channoticedmeuwu]

me getting excited when any author likes my work

#i feel like a little kid #even if i dont read their works #i go to their acc and im like OMG A MASTERLIST OMFG (dies cries gets risen to heaven) #like its insane its like finally getting recognized by that one senior thats like so effortlessly cool #i start giggling and squealing #I recently discovered this one author rbed my work from a side acc and i just realized its THEM #and onfg i cried i like actually started freaking out #insane #kai's grand rants

[trippygalaxy]

Not a request but I read @luimagines recent post about the boys with a kid reader and SO CUTE

but also

I was a very, very extremely shy kid. Like, dead silent kind of shy, wouldn't speak even if spoken to. I was completely mute around anyone I didn't know well

So it got me thinking about time, obvi (because no other man, fictional or not, occupies my thoughts quite like him)

Time with a really shy kid reader? omg think about it

kid gets scared over every little thing and fucking clings to him, hides behind him n shit when the other boys try to talk to them

you'll never see one without the other. Never ever, kid's glued to this man

and he's such a dad about it too, you know he is. He loves it, even if he won't admit it

any of the boys hurt his poor bby even by accident and they are getting their ASSES WHOOPED

I mean angry dad 'anyone lays a finger on my little prince/princess and they won't live to see tomorrow' type shit

He can and will fucking throw down. No questions asked

imagine the disaster duo (wind and wild) fucking around and they accidentally hurt poor reader in some way

Time is pissed. Very few moments does he have where actually loses his shit, but this will be one of them

He's gonna try to keep calm for the kid's sake, but he's giving them the look

You know the one. 'Two kids gon' die tonight' look

this look specifically

side eye 👀

Meanwhile, he's scooping them up and probably bouncing them on his hip a little if they start crying, because if they do, he's definitely making whatever punishment he has tedious and probably a little painful. Running laps or 'drop and give me 50' type shit

If his bby gets hurt, so do they

He's such a dad. I can't help it lmao

Hes such a dad, hes so protective and he can and will kill for this kid.

ONFG LMAO THE CHAIN MAKING THE KID A ‘dont mess w/ me this is my dad *insert pic of time*’ SHIRT AND THE KID LOVES IT WHILE TIME IS QUIETLY DYING INSIDE CAUSE FUCK HE IS THAT PROTECTIVE ISNT HE?

#trippy answers #🪐planet bek🪐 #tales from the void #sorry is this…so old

[spextronaut]

My thoughts on this week’s episode of the Mandalorian:

I really hope this episode is good considering it’s, yk, the last episode of the season

“Moff Gideon is alive” no shit Bo-Katan

I’d like some helmetless Din pls as payment for how shit this season has been

he’s so babygirl fr fr

oh shit he’s a badass babygirl good for him

GROGU SAVING HIS DAD!!!!!!! IM FUCKIJG CRYING

“I need you to be brave for me” BROOOOOO 😭😭

“You with me?” DIN SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

if Din doesn’t remove his helmet at all I will fucking cry Pedro said we’d get more helmetless Din content 😭

R5 you fucking icon

“I’m sorry I don’t speak binary” bro. bro. fucking he. I cry

R5 my favorite anxiety ridden droid

Mandos always slay fr

mkay well that decoy didn’t fucking work

Another death from the looks of it but at least I don’t give a shit about this dude

This is some s2 shit thank god I adore he

Omfg I adore him look at this fucker what a badass

R5 KILLED A DROID WHAT THR FUCK

goddamn rockstar slide what a slay

R5 can fly?????

Grogu my absolute beloved

why are there people in tubes that seems kinda illegal

FUCKING JUMPSCARE JESYS CHRIST

The armorer really seems sus and idk how to feel about it

I miss when Din had the Darksaber smh

I won’t complain about Bo Katan and the armorer slaying so hard tho I love that

????? What the fuck???

Grogu really shouldn’t be here ngl

Don’s getting his shit rocked that’s always fun

Oh god not these fuckers a 3v1 is far from fair

GROGU SAVE YOUR FUCKING DAD AGAIN!!!!

if they kill Grogu. I swear on my fucking life I’m not coming back

GROGU BEAT THEY FUCKIN ASSES

Din ain’t doing too hot rn that’s not great

HELL YEAH “I’ve got this. Go save your kid” IM FUCKING CRYIJG

DIN DJARIN YOU FUCKINH ICON I LOVE YOU

THEYRE FIGHTINH TOGETHER FOT THE FIRST TIME I LOVE THIS

“You did good, kid” IM NOT CRYING NO NOT AT ALL

HE BROKE THE FUCKING DARKSABER???? I DIDNT INOW THAT WAS RVEN POSSIBLE

YES DIN AND GROGU BEAT HIS ASS

if they kill these icons I’m gonna start crying

DO NOT HURT GROGU THATS ALL I WANT

GROGU OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT A FUCKING ICON I LOVE YOU THATS SO AWESOME YHIS SCRNE IS FUCKING GROGEOUS WHAT THE FUCK

OHHH HE EEPY 😭😭

if Grogu bathes in the living waters I will cry

OHHH MY FUCKING GOD HES GONNA DO IT WE FULL FUCKING CIRCLE RN

OHH MY GOF HE SO SMALL

“Apprentice” fuck off he’s your son

IF HIS PARENT GAVE PERMISSION. OH MY FUCKING GOD

OHHH MY FUCKING GOD

“I will adopt him as my own” FUCKING FINALLY THANK YOU THANK YOU THSNK YOU

DIN GROFU. DIN GROGU IH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD IM CRYING HES BIS SON NOW ITS CANON WAAAAA

AND THE MYTHOSAUR IS STILL HERE WHAT A SLAY

fuck off I don’t care about Bo Katan GROFU JS DIN’S SON FR FR

okay nevermind we relit the forge that’s fucking awesome

THE LITTLE LEGS ONFG HES SO EXCITED

WE BACK TO BOUNTY HUNTING!!!! THANK FUCKING GOD!!!!

IM SO EXCITED FOR NEXT SEASON ITS GONNA BE SO FUCKING GOOD

DIN GROGU 😭😭😭

IG-11 IS BACK OH MY FUCKING GOD IM CRYING IM SOBBING NOOOOO FUCK

remove the helmet. please. please I’m begging

HES GOT A FROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you fucking. Not a single helmet removal all season. I’m insulted

But omfg this is a 10/10 episode I loved it so so much everyone was a badass this was such an improvement

I’m actually gonna come back for next season now since the set up for next season was great and I’m really excited for more bounty hunting shenanigans. And Bo Katan should be relocated to a more minor side character again, but I understand why she was more the focus of this season now it’s good setup for next season

Overall it was a really fun episode and I’m excited to see where they take it from here, even tho I’m disappointed that Din didn’t take his helmet off at all this season

#the mandadlorian #the mandalorian season 3 #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian season 3 spoilers #the mandalorian season 3 episode 8 #the mandolorian s3 ep8 #the mandalorian chapter 24 #din djarin #grogu #bo katan kryze #the armorer

[unreone]

MORE OF THESE???

Happy Tree Friends

Somber Wood Foes/Fiends

Personalities and motivations inverted

Like fokem look at thisss????? Supposed to be opposite splendid but huhhhh???? Why this gaster walmart freak is my idea for opposite splndid and splendont@??@@??@I have no excuse for my lazy flank Ill definitely scrap this idea out from the revamped opposite au. I will keep the fact that (Since Toothy and Sniffles are biggest Fan Bois of Splendid) Tiffy and Sclutzy are biggest Haters

Insipid (Opposite Splendid) is a villain that accidentally good heroic deeds. Once i start doing the animatics, ill definitely use that ProZD audio

Intrepid (Opposite Splendont) is there to remind Splendid how to be actually villainous.

Omgggg Lucent!!! Lucent meant bright and thats the name i used for opposite Lumpy. Although he doesn't think outside the box, he is prepared for anything and everything. The chaotic variables (Sclutzy) are harder to prepare for though.

Natty for opposite Nutty. Onfg did ye know the word natty means smart looking and fashionable- He's just the rehab Nutty we have met at False Alarm ep. Hes also a dietician who promotes eating veggies and fruits and detest candies ajodod

Sclutzy was a gifted kid snapped. There's a thin line between madness and genius and Sclutzy snorted that line. Inspired by that Dexter's Laboratory episode where Deedee brings out the manic technology destroying monster inside her brother.

ONFG I REMBER HOW AN AMINO USER REQUESTS THESE BITS- Discord Ursid? DiscUrsid?? Discursive????? <<< autocorrect According to my archived notes, he's just so awkward it's awfully embarrassing???? YOUNG ME SPEAK CLEARLY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT- but ye get flustered a lot, he never tried getting into disco music industry despite wanting to, big sadge

Of course Of course this right here is Luna and Sir Prickly. The pickle was the escapegoat this time. Luna be goin around slaughtering and then everyone blamed the pickle because he shouldnt exists and his presence is "demonic"

(ahhahaahhaaahhaa i clearly remember I just based off Sir Prickly to Will Cipher from Reverse Falls aaaaaaa ORIGINALITY DOESNT EXISTSSSSSS IN MY DICCTIONARYRYYYRYY)

#somber wood foes #opposite au #htf splendid #htf splendont #htf toothy #htf sniffles #htf lumpy #htf nutty #htf disco bear #htf lammy #unreone's old art #cw blood

[ninacarstairss]

Ceceeee thoughts on today's hotd ep???

pixie onfg skenkrneken

i’m so overwhelmed. i miss my weekly daemyra content, they better give us a whole episode of daemyra next week to compensate. but there was so much stuff going on!! i fucking loved rhaenyra being the biggest badass, going to alicent right after she gave birth just out of spite and her with the children in general. also harwin 🥺 he deserved more time with them. and daemon being away from home for 10 whole years because he can’t bear to see rhaenyra married and having children with someone else?? PLEASE THE MAN IS SO VERY WHIPPED HE HASN’T EVEN BEEN SLEEPING

my thoughts are very messed up as you can see lol and can someone please explain why exactly ser crispin cole was still at court abd what is that friendship with alicent??? i wanted to kill the dude myself when he called rhaenyra a cunt :) also alicent raised the most messed up kids ever like what is up with them?? aegon literally exudes hate

and so many more things but my mind is still so messed up. what did you think???

#this is so incoherent lol #my brain is tired #and i missed my weekly daemyra fix hehe #asks #asks answered #pixie <3 #house of the dragon #hotd

[ficsandfandom]

Love in a time of the Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites

I put this one off for a while but it’s SO GOOD OMFG!!!

basically: a world after the war, overrun by zombies, muggle and wizarding worlds aware of each other and, in some cases, collaborating. harry and hermione, part of Project Christmas- an initiative to create a cure before the USA drop nukes on them- break Draco Malfoy out of top security prison and enlist his help. problem? malfoy’s a sociopathic wild card who people can’t pin down, ron’s basically comatose and dickheads exist- even in a zombie apocalypse!

(this is as i read so might be a bit disjointed- enjoy!!)

1. DRACO MALFOY OMFG!!! the way he’s written is just AMAZING! and omfg the dramione tension is top tier!!!! literally closed my screen like 10 times in the first four chapters srsly.

2. blaise zabini is the actual loml and if i dies i will cry. also, i love draco from draco pov bc then there’s justices decisions. scared he’s gna hurt ppl i like tho💔💔

3. i’m upset. this fic is a damn rollercoaster and i’m not built for this. the worldbuilding in this is amazing btw- so fun to read. and characters who r rlly easy to get invested if<33

unfortunately also quite realistic in some ways, which means i stay upset🤩🤩 which is less great but oh well ig i read to feel anyway so. i’ll take it. doubt there’s gonna be fluff in this one smh.

(not done yet but recommend already)

4. i love this!!! there is some fluff btw and such a good balance of realism and romance and it’s just amazing to read <333

5. i hate it. i hate everything. and everyone. i am grieving. mourning. and it’s unfair. JUST ONCE. JUST ONCE I WANF A HAPPY ENDING FOR *specific character* AND I NEVER GET IT I AM TIRED. and in shock. didn’t even get to cry. unfair.

6. ok now i’m more emotionally stable hers smth else i love abt the fic- the morality and duality of characters. hard to be a ‘good person’ in the middle of an apocalypse. but the shades of grey of each character, and how far is too far depending on the person is written so well.

also how much they change like so many characters i just didn’t like that i’m now severely emotionally attached to!!!

breaking points are also really interesting and i love how even tho a load of them are tagged as BAMFs, they also FEEL real? idk i’m not deep enough but basically: feelings and morals? written rlly thought provokingly. and thoughts have been provoked xx

6. THE OC SIDE CHARACTERS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND PLS READ SO YOU KNOW THEM TOO THEYRE AMAZING.

(still not done but it’s been like a day spare me i’ve been busy)

7. i cannot express how much i love the ‘dark father figure to a kid who dgaf’ trope. it is elite and i love it!!

8. EVERYONE THINKS IM ASLEEP WHEN IM IN MY BED TRYING NOT TO SCREAM ONFG THIS IS SMTH I DID NOT EXPECT WTAF

9. breaking points<33

10. icba to keep updating like this but basically:

it’s amazing, i love it, please go read it x

(lil side note bc i’m so HAPPY: IM SO SO PROUD OMG!!!! like ik many fics kinda deal with the trauma and stuff but this one just shot it out of the WATER kinda wish there was more focus on hermione’s issues but even those are still dealt with throughout so i can’t rlly complains but omg DRACO<333)

this fic cannot get more perfect omg i got a title drop!!!!

[torydarixs]

Fucking daniel has to get a seat onfg

i will literally fucking go to the court if he doesn't im not even kidding

#orion <3

[hoesheez]

so what hes saying is……. 🍑👈?

#yeah do that inside me thanks #haha i mean what #bang chan #chris fucking bang #stray kids reactions #stray kids #kpop #kpop reactions #HE HAS NICE HANDS ONFG???

[hoodiehan]

Is Seungmin a big Day6 fan?

This should tell you if he is or not

#stray kids #kim seungmin #aldnkadn Im crying oh ny god #HAHAHAH HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AKDBANA #he’s flapping around like a bird onfg #he’s imitating chan and his birdlike features HAHAHA #q: sleep is good but don’t sleep on woojin

[gaypikachu]

Throwing up into your own hands is how to start off 2018 right

#vomit cw #five whole grapes #i wasnt even the only kid who threw up onfg #omfg #im not even drunk #having a gag reflex is homophobic

[infinity0nhigh]

Ok so this is one of the lamest road trips ever so far bc we’re poor and couldn’t even afford to get a hotel/motel so we had to sleep (for only like an hour lmao) in the car in the parking lot of a truck stop and it was BLAZINGLY hot and we’ve been pressed for time to get to our destination, so like, we couldn’t even stop anywhere and do anything fun like I was planning on, lmao. we wouldn’t have had the money to do anything fun anyway, but whatever

I’m not complaining too much tho cuz I’m still gonna get to see my best friend on the way back!!!!! (She lives like 3 hours away from me so I normally don’t get to see her) @sugarcookieprincess I’m gonna tear your house a new asshole!!!!!!! PREPARE YOURSELF

my dad’s gonna drop me off and I’ll spend a week there :^))

Rn we’re in Georgia and all I can think about is the Family Force 5 song that’s like “Givin’ my props to the speak and spell!!!! they taught me grammar in the ATL. Growing up as a kid in Marietta...” and we passed thru Marietta lol

I’m still listening to the same music and doing the same shit I did 11 years ago onfg NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL PROGRESS

But anyways yeah I fuckin love the south. It’s so charming.

#.txt

[curvyabsinthefaerie]

THE HYPOCRISY I CANT DEAL ONFG SO WAS LAIN NOT A 16 YEAR OLD GETTING ATTACKED BY YOU A THIRTY + YEAR OLD MAN WITH TWO KIDS WHAT

#onision

[adorawhore]

onfg is this rlly happeningn r u fucking kidding mr UGH

#txt #FUCK

[flintstill]

ONFG his kid next to me is making hear oink like sounds and it's so fuckig gross

#by kid I mean at least 18 #jfc stfu