so now people are making lestappen talk through videos 🙃:
i: "this is a cloth from the northeast part of china. what people say in northeast china when they see someone is "ni chow sha" it's like "what are you looking at?" so when next time leclerc catching you up, you can just look at him and say ni chow sha. that's not 100% friendly...."
max: "...maybe with a smile!"
I: " yeah, that'll be very cute....let's say ni chow sha and send it to leclerc"
If you told 2019 Max that in a few years he would be softly grabbing Charles’ waist and looking at him lovingly and praising him constantly on camera he would not know how to react
But if you told 2019 Charles that in a few years he would be smiling and listening to Max rant about stuff and talking about their good relationship when literally no one asked and staring at Max like he wants to marry him he would straight up murder 2019 Max to prevent that from happening
“Lestappen are cosmically fated” I say into the mic. The crowd boos, I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. “She’s right” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row stands: Chinese F1 commentators, all of twitter, all world champions from the past decade and a half. Jos Verstappen, everyone who ever had the misfortune of karting with them, and Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc.
By mentioning how insane these 2 Chinese commentators (male) are about lestappen agenda I’m not kidding. Another example is when they used the phrase “相敬如宾” to describe how Max and Charles respect each other. However, strictly speaking you’ll only use “相敬如宾” when it comes to a married couple who love each other and get along well😭
Source: bilibili . Japanese GP 2022 post qualifying. Max and Charles shook hands. The subtitles were added by me
I was reminded the same commentator just spread his lestappen agenda in Chinese GP 2024 AGAIN LMFAO😭
Ok I know it’s been forever but I jumped hyperfixations from good omens to F1 and I made these edits to quell the brainrot of Charles Leclerc in a redbull suit
The phrase is basically talking about an emperor seeking his lover in reference to their delicate dancing around each other on track.
I think one aspect of this commentary people don’t get is that dragons are primarily more masculine in Chinese culture and phoenixes are usually more feminine.
So in this context here with two guys, the commentators are basically discussing who between the two of them will be willing to “bottom” and be the phoenix.