i have this little worm in my brain that's obsessed with the idea of putting cybertronians in normal, everyday scenarios. to pluck these blocky, stiff characters and drop them into a landscape so smooth, so gentle, that they stand out like a sore thumb. a shadow across a monet painting : from far away nothing looks out of place, but the closer you look, the more you realise that this is absurd.
and yet i love first contact aus, where earth has established a semi-stable understanding with cybertron that assimilation has gone as far as mechs being able to roam around the streets and go unnoticed by the crowd of humans. that they can sit and dine in restaurants with their human partners or friends, nursing a glass of energon, while they catch up on each other's lives. where mass displacement and gravity adjusting machines are accessible so these bots don't destroy or ruin everything they touch in this little blue planet and instead learn how to adapt to it. to not only live but to live together :
fortress maximus having breakfast with you in your shared apartment.
swerve shaking up drinks for human patrons at his bar.
rodimus walking his date down the street of their home.
ratchet and drift going through the christmas market.
skids helping you with your jewellery by the vanity table.
velocity pushing the cart while you shop for groceries.
it's ridiculous and makes little sense but it is also wishful thinking. and most of my thoughts consist of mourning the painfully tender slice of normalcy humans could have given these giant war-raging bots if given the chance.
how we can finally find a way to fit the sharp and unyielding edges of their armors against the curve of our open palms. so they can learn how to be finally grounded to the soil and not drift against the nothingness of space. word barf but i'm going insane.
give me the domestic bliss i deserve with my sixty foot tall alien husband or i will explode like confetti.
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Transformers Energy fluid AU
Request are open
Original taste au is by @callsign-relic
There's alot of stuff over transformers loving the taste of humans, from the sweat of their skin and arousal and this got me thing and I went down a rabbit hole of transformers transfluid taste like Energy drinks. And humans can't get enough of it,
Imagine you're going down on your favourite bot and getting a mouthful, and instead of it tasting God awful, you're just there like. 'Why does that taste like monster Mango loco?' The bots don't really take much notice to it until they realise their partner seems alot more interested in oral with them.
And on that thought, imagine both sides of it, humans tasting amazing to Cybertronians and vice versa.
With that out of the way I present to you my chart of what I believe different bots taste like.
Bulkhead: monster ultra paradise
Megatron: monster Zero Ultra
Rodimus: Ultra peachy keen
Ironhide: monster mule (ginger brew)
Ratchet: Mother Original
Ultra Magnus: monster Zero sugar
Tailgate: monster punch mango loco
Cyclonus: mother Lava guava
Drift, Rung: monster Ultra Gold
Optimus prime, Breakdown: Blue V
Starscream: monster Juiced Khaotic
Pharma: monster Juiced Monarch
Bumblebee: Mother Passion
Prowl: monster Juiced Pipeline punch
Knockout: monster ultra strawberry dreams
Whirl: Mother Epic swell
Swerve: V raspberry lemonade
Soundwave: mother original, zero sugar
Shockwave, Tarn: Mother frosty berry
First-aid: V original
Brainstorm: mother Rainbow Sherbee
Skids: red bull
Mirage: Rockstar Jucied El mango
Perceptor: Rockstar Recovery
Red alert: rockstar Refresh summer fruits
Thundercracker, astrotrain: Rockstar Punched
Thunderclash: rockstar original
Getaway: C4 original
Arcee: Mother Razzle berry
Blitzing: monster ultra violet
Jazz: rockstar Silver Ice
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk and enjoy, use how you wish.
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BLOOD WARNING
AT THE END OF THE WOOOOORLD OR THE LAST THING I SEEEE YOU ARE NEVER COMING HOME NEVER COMING HOME
Listening to Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge really reminded me of nautiskids (also dratchet but only a few songs) so I figured I might as well draw them.
Maybe I didn't replicate the artstyle the best but I still had a lot of fun also I lowkey put in effort into the letters so I'm kinda proud of that lmao
Also just wanna say it’s moments like this where I’m considering starting an instagram profile just to put music in the background.
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Some art requests I did earlier:D
Challenged myself by asking friends what character I should draw as I don't usually do these kind of stuff and I quite enjoyed it lmao, got rlly tired tho but it's worth it and I think I made their days with it :D
I'd probably do more next time but for now I'm going to need some rest hehe.
Characters in order are;
Nautica [IDW MTMTE continuity]
Mirage [Knightverse continuity]
Perceptor [IDW MTMTE continuity]
Skids [IDW MTMTE continuity]
Trailcutter [IDW MTMTE continuity]
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