Kakashi: I'm so tired of listening to Asuma and Kurenai hooking up
Ebisu: I'm so tired of listening to you and Gai hooking up
Kakashi: Don't talk about my rival like that
Ebisu: No, I meant, in the sense that-
Kakashi: It's awfully quiet over on your bed, isn't it?
Ebisu: ...
Ebisu: Now that was just cruel
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He is embarrassed by the declaration of love from Baki over morning coffee
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Ok people, I got a new Kakashi t-shirt for my birthday, but now I need one of Gai or something!! 🥹✨
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EEEEE thankyou!! ;u;
Here's a go at a kkg proposal (hopefully please tumblr)
Gai: Kaaaaakashi!! Kks: Yo! Hoe was PT? Gai: Same as usual. But could it be? This meeting place, You wanted a match? Kks: .... Yup. Let's do that
[Kks Grunts and gai pants]
Gai: My point <3 Kks: Marry me Gai: What? Carry you? Did I knock the wind out of you? Kks: Well, yeah, but...
Kks: Maito Gai, Will. You. Be. My. Husband? [gai staggers back] Gai: THATS NOT FUNNY, KAKASHI!! Kks: Gai.
Maa~ I like to think I'm not /that/ much of a dick anymore. Here. Baby Gai: What kind of nunchaku do you want when you get married? Baby Kks: I... What?
Gai: One day our beloveds will gift us a pair of nunchaku for our hand in marriage. Kks: Thats not at all how that works Gai: Yeah-huh! Papa said so! He gave mama some! Kks: No one gets married with nunchaku, idiot Gai: PAPA!! Tell kakashi engagement nunchaku /are/ a thing Dai: uuh... Don't fret, gai! Your future partner will know your heart would soar with that gift. Just like I did with your mother's set! Gai: WHOO! Kks: ???
Kks: Think I know your heart pretty well. [Gai rips kakashi close so fast, his lineart splits from his body] [gai inhales a huge breath] Oh fuck Gai: YEESSS
[gai panting hard] Kks: Nice!
Kks: Eternal husband <3
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Gai: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀
Kakashi: That is too much energy
Gai: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀
Kakashi: Still too much energy
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According to the Wiki, Gai is two years younger than Ebisu and three years younger than Genma
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Pt. 1 of 2
Transcript under cut
Pakkun: what's the situation, boss
Kks: well-
Bisuke: HEY, GAIS HERE
Ninken, greeting gai!
Gai: (laughing) Hi, boys!
Pakkun: you should have seen this coming, kid
Kks: yeah yeah
Gai laughing
Pakkun: Hey, gai
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