#NO MOTHER I SHAN'T

[strawberrystepmom]

i just wanna give yuuta a hug and make him a grilled cheese sandwich and tell him everything is gonna be okay

#shan't be beating the mother allegations today i fear

[jahiera]

okay settled on the design for my new little guy.... lakhesis. gale girlie. we are SO getting our sorcerer/wizard beef on.

#her background is guild artisan her vibes are. hm. #I'm not sure yet... #NO wisdom. some intelligence. ALL vibes. #they're definitely a bit .... lol goddess of magic? I Sure Am. #gale with his eyes twitching the bg: I dont condone murder but-- #gale: I'm gonna make out with you but I wont like it #lakhesis: I mean. you dont have to. #gale: no no I'm gonna #half-drow + mother ate her father (not really but that man IS dead) #the game: half-drow aren't usually raised in the underdark-- #me with my hand up: Ye Shan't. Shan't ruin this for me.

[ciceroballtorture]

admittedly, any good homosexual needs a straight pass, and that exception is his mother

#.text #also if julianne moore was my mother... #no I shan't say it.....

[yeliuxi]

Also speaking of Jing Qi faking his death, it's just another way that Priest forces characters to either let go of their obsessions or have the objects of their obsessions be forcibly taken from them... Helian Yi could not have gone on to be a fully invested, decisive, and fair ruler if Jing Qi stayed behind with him. He clings to his obsession and is punished so severely for it (dies heartsick and lonely), but it's only because he is forced to keep his distance, that he is isolated in power and lonely at the top, that the empire thrives

#he has it bad. too bad but no amount of love between them would have fixed this #or perhaps good thing... [looks at helian pei and jing qi's mother] #i personally choose to ignore it but fdjr #i am willfully ignorant of it. i shan't speak anything more of it than i have to #qi ye #danny💫 #also i do think wuxi lets go of an obsession too! before anyone @s me about the obsession part #at first he is distressed about wanting jing qi to pay him back with his whole life. marriage companionship etc #but he eventually comes to terms that he will have to wait for jing qi. and he will wait patiently

[dandyshucks]

second life tip in 24 hours: pls do not drift by lunch esp if u have mental health struggles as is, you will suffer the quencies severely T^T

#i ran out of food in the house fhfjdkl bc i did not get groceries last week #so I've been scavenging the last couple days #and rationing stuff before that #and man. I shan't say more but. yeah. the quencies. #sifting thru many articles and studies abt covid also did not help my well-being but i needed to to send to my mother fjfjdl #she finally asked me to show sources when i said some stuff abt how every infection and reinfection heightens ur risk for MORE reinfection #so i had to go thru my stockpile and find some updated stuff to prove that she needs to continue to mask #and anyways fhffjdksl that took a definite hit on my brain for tonight. SIGH #i smile and nod along w so much bullshit but i could not keep my mouth shut on that one #rgrhrhrhh. holding myself back from ranting any more abt any other stuff going on. sigh. #lets just say... i am very tired fjfkdl this is no way to exist but alas!!! it is the cards I must play with !!! #im going to hopefully be able to work on art tonight fingers crossed fjdkdl i Need it fndmkl #vent // #dandy.cmd

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Frankly the rest of this movie may be terrible and it would still be worth it for the sudden mixture of kindness and sorrow Enola shows when she asked who the girl lost

#enola liveblog part 2 #!!! #it was good acting and it made me tear up #also STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE HER MOTHER I SHAN'T

[fideidefenswhore]

anne of cleves is low-key hated by two groups i find insufferable which is why she is my icon.

#also i just think she's neat.simpsons.jpeg #anyway. shan't elaborate #(or will i...?) #icon as in mother to many #but also is in she briefly was my icon #until i watched nigel allen as henry and couldn't resist #this was in my drafts ksfdjksfks

[ballisterboldheart]

the new ending for this fucking story

#s.txt #YOU DONT GET IT. THE THEMES AND PARALLELS. ARE KISSING WITH TONGUE. #PROTAG SPENDING THE ENTIRE STORY BEING TOLD HE CANNOT SAVE HIS MOTHER AND THEN.... NO I SHAN'T SAY..... #heh. normal grip.png #ugh this story i wrote is so fucking baller you guys dont even GET it. im so proud of this fucking thang.

[meirimerens]

yeva nazarovna dankovskaya born mikoyan can get a little theotokos symbolism. as a treat.

#everything is about it except it itself which is about things i shan't mention (writing diaries) #When he came home and he was pale and his cheeks were sunken (and he was holding his flank like he was nursing a side stitch) #mother turned to mother and they talked about sons.

[anarkhebringer]

Day infinity of my mother reinforcing why I have a personality disorder.

#negative #TLDR she lost her shit at me for daring to rightfully assume she's accusing me of things when that's her default #she ALWAYS does it even in the most menial conversations she's always like ''don't get offended BUT'' with the dumbest shit #and then when I interrupted her as soon as she started and left she accused me of ''running when we have heated debates'' #and then proceeded to scream about it to herself for like 5 minutes #if she weren't the sole controller of the money and it wouldn't ruin us financially if she died right now... I shan't say it #3 of her 4 kids have wanted her dead as we grew up and 2 of the 4 still hold to that desire #and it's because 1 of them fucked off to Kansas and cut all contact and realized she missed bumming things off my mother #my older brother and I are so sick of her but we can't leave #like when she was dying of sepsis a few years ago I was the only one to do anything and it was only when I walked by the room #my older brother just closed the door on her and was gonna let her die in there #she took herself to the ER that day and died #but they brought her back #she deserves it she truly does she's ruined our lives in new and creative ways as we've grown up and we can't do a thing about it #since we're all disabled and rely on her as our carer in a state that regularly murders disabled people in the inpatient care facilities #so my older brother and I are doing our best to not kill her ourselves by making her as miserable as possible in return for her ''love''

[mrfoox]

The older I get, the more I just realize that I am my mom

#miranda talking shit #No I'm not she's amazing and badass I could never but.... #Her in my caring ways. I just act more and more like a mom as I grow #Like her... I see a wounded. Lonely and sad person/creature and I am already trying to adopt it #It's a bit of a problem when I consider how I work... Romantically. If I compare her and dad's relationship... Ummm #I always say I don't want to end up in that kinda relationship but then I'm also on the sideline falling for everyone with some kind of #Problems ™. Last crush? Mommy issues deep ones among other things. #The one before that? Deppressed weed addict. The one before that? Um.... #Well we were teens so shan't say but definitely big... Troubles in family #I guess the wounded seek the wounded and whatever but like... Yeah #At one hand it's scary bc my mom just married the man with generational daddy issues #But also I struggle to se myself ever like someone who don't have some sort of... Either trauma or mental problems. #Bc I... Know people without it struggle so hard to understand and I need to be understood #I at least never think I can “fix” those people. It's never been about that for me... More like... Ah you can understand me in this pain? #But I am definitely dangerous for people who look for motherly care bc I'm literally just... #Ok im holding u.... Only thing saving me is that my energy meter is too low to ever mommy someone with practical things #I'll get you a glas of water and tie your shoes occasionally but bitch I ain't cleaning your messes #I barely clean my own... #At one hand i hate being this way bc... I don't have kids like why would I need to nurture. But then someone compares me to an mother and #I'm crying. To me being compared to an mom is like them saying they know I love them unconditionally. They are saying they see I care #I know it's meant as an joke or half insult but each time I'm like (: yeah... Good that my love is reaching you

[boundbylight]

tag drop

#i swore i'd never go back to retail && xuki (face) #unrestricted eroticism! && memes #breaking the bones of my enemies is quite therapeutic && daiki (face) #another day in the life of eorzea's errand boy && mori (face) #nod && mako (face) #if we die...we die && channi (face) #forgive me father for i have sinned && daiki (face) #the table shan't hurt you any longer && sleipnir (face) #how beautiful the disappearance of the Mother Crystal is && barnabas (face) #why would I be worried? there is no way my brother will lose && joshua (face) #off my chair jester. the king sits there && noctis (face) #no! my perfectly groomed hair! prompto (face)

[reallyhatethiswebsite]

girl dad Raphael ends my life

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He's not unaware of the intense gaze on him. He's ignoring it until his little admirer decides what she wants to say. She's patient, he'll give her that, but in the end she's a child and he has lived for nearly two millenia. He will outlast her. He will -

"You are staring, daughter."

Or not. His blasted curiosity gets the better of him. He has folded his hand in this silent game. He has been bested by this beast of his own creation, and from the way she giggles, she knows it.

"Yes I am, father," she admits, brazen as a bull.

"Would you care to tell me why?"

The creature's mother, lounging on a chaise across the room, hides a smile behind the pages of the novel she's reading. Clearly she finds this amusing. Later, he swears, he will show her something he finds amusing.

"Well, I was just thinking..." says the child, resting her chin on her hands. It still shocks him how small they are. Even fully spread, her fingers don't cover the span of his own palms. Looking at her hands stirs his protective instincts, fatherly instincts he didn't believe he possessed until she came crashing into his life. "Your horns are really nice and pretty but I think they would look even nicer if I put some gems and ribbons on them."

His wife disguises her laughter as a cough. Wretch. He raises a brow at his daughter, otherwise keeping his face neutral as possible.

"My horns are pretty, you say?"

She nods emphatically, kicking her feet. "Yep! They're so big and spirally and spikey. I hope mine look like that when I grow up."

He bites his forked tongue to stem the flow of pride and happiness he experiences. Despite his verbose inclinations, his knowledge of a hundred languages both young and old, he can't describe what it's like to be given such free and unconditional love like that; true to his nature, he hoards it greedily, adding to the ever-growing list in the recesses of his rotten soul of the terrible things he would do to keep this child safe and happy. He is the apple of her eye, and he will raze the Hells themselves to stay that way. Of course, she doesn't need to know any of this, not yet, so instead he fixes her with a placid look and says:

"So, what do we do when we have a theory?"

"Test it!" She shrieks, delighted, and hops off her seat to run to her room and grab her things.

"No running in the house!" He barks after her. There shan't be a repeat of the great statue-collapsing-incident, thank you very much. Tav's expression when she looks at him warms the coals of desire in his belly. He leans back in his seat and preens. When his daughter returns, her arms full of jewellery and ribbons (of course he spoils her; no child of his will want for anything) he lets her - just this once, mind - sit on his desk, obediently lowering his head so she can decorate his crown of horns as she sees fit.

Her theory, in his opinion, is proven correct: he looks fantastic.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 raphael #baldur's gate 3 #raphael x tav #fanfic #kid fic #cringe

[tmmyhug]

no mother i shan't go to bed. the little homosexuals in my mobile device are determining the sexiest cube gentleman. yes it is all night

#vees train of thought #vee makes posts #mcytblr #mcytblr sexyman polls

[081314]

Sebek Zigvolt - Armor of the Eternal Night (Voice Lines)

Following is my translation of the voice lines for Sebek's Book 7 SSR card.

Spoilers after the cut.

Summon

⚡: I must become stronger, must grow more. So that I might one day stand by the young Lord's side.

⚡: I shan't dare do anything that'd bring shame to this hallowed armor. We shall assist everyone as best we can!

Home Lines

⚡: Make haste, human!

⚡: I regret failing to take notice of the young Lord's agony sooner. From now on, I shall strive to ensure I never again overlook even the most minute change in his demeanor.

⚡: To think, we were able witness Sir Lilia during his tenure as General of the Right. What luck! I shall remember this for the rest of my life!

⚡: There's something… strange about Silver now that he no longer dozes off everywhere - even though this is really how he ought be, of course. But still, it's throwing me off.

⚡: I was permitted to don our country's traditional armor, and no words can express my pride.

⚡: 'Twas my grandfather who instilled within me my passion for reading. I greatly treasure each and every one of the books he's ever given me, and still have them all to this day.

⚡: The young Lord once mentioned before how terrifying Sir Lilia can be in his indignation, and he truly is just as fearsome as he'd described.

⚡: My grandfather was quite concerned when he noticed my eyes were swollen. It seems he's been like that since he was young - strict, but considerate.

⚡: What was the young Lord like before he was born… 'Tis something I'd never pondered until now. Oh, how I have failed him!

⚡: Not even the entire Guard joined together stands a chance against her… I wouldn't expect anything less from Lord Malleus's mother, Lady Meleanor!

⚡: Grim had the gall to begin eating before the other members of the Guard could even take their seats. You need to discipline him properly, you dolt!

⚡: You're a little weakling, you know that? Even when we're just marching you look positively haggard. Very well, then! I shall train you one of these days.

Groovy

⚡: I swear - on the Zigvolt name and on this mask - that I shall fight with honor.

DUO

⚡: Time for offense, Ortho!

🤖: Leave the back-up to me, Sebek-san!

#sebek zigvolt #ortho shroud #twst spoilers #twst jp #twst #voice lines

[throwaway-yandere]

Ansy maybe I can send an idea about this. Maybe this yandere is turning into a zombie/monster, Reader sacrifices or willingly let's the yandere eat reader so the yandere wouldn't hurt others. Other idea, Yandere is a monster/cannibal and reader has a flesh that is very addicting to eat so yandere feels guilty for eating their darling but can't as darling tastes so delicious.

A/n: I'm actually currently writing the prompt I got earlier so here's some short ideas. also, what's up with me writing cannibalism fics for two older brothers with blue-white color schemes?? *shrug*. I'll go with the 2nd idea-ish (I'll tweak it again) in this one. First time doing headcanons so... I'll adios lol.

Content Tags: hello its yandere cannibalism lmao + Whodunit spoilers

YANDERE CANNIBAL!SUNDAY who strangely takes too long to respond to his childhood friend's messages. You're starting to get worried that he's spending too much time inside the dreamscape. Although your race greatly differs from his- being an ordinary human resident and all- you heard numerous stories that Halovians tend to carnally seek glamorous feasts after hosting series of events.

YANDERE CANNIBAL!SUNDAY who finally replied to your recent message, telling you "DON'T COME, PLEASE." with bold capital letters. You can only raise an eyebrow, considering you're already on his front door with a fruit basket at hand. In hindsight, perhaps you should've considered giving him a heads-up beforehand instead of rudely announcing your visit. But you are genuinely worried for his overall wellbeing, especially given what happened to his sister.

And perhaps, you were also just looking for someone who could understand your grief as well. He wasn't the only one stripped of their family so suddenly. The thought of your friend starving himself had pushed your own sadness away in favor of sheer platonic worry. That was how strong your bond was.

YANDERE CANNIBAL!SUNDAY who shook, mortified at the knocks on his front door. As much as possible, he can't let you in. The current nightmare he calls "HUNGER" was an unforgiving beast. He leaned against the other side of the closed door, breathing heavily.

"(Y/n), n-now is not the time for a visit! Forgive me for this crudeness, but I shan't open the door at present." You hear him inhale shakily. "To have you see me like this undermines all the work I've put in our... friendship."

You sighed. "Alright, I'm sorry. But... can I please just leave this on your porch?"

"... I will not bar you from doing so..."

"Thank you."

YANDERE CANNIBAL!SUNDAY whose hands refused to stop trembling. You're so close. He can almost taste you behind that door. A chill runs down his spine as he noticed just how much his mouth was watering at the thought of taking a bite.

YANDERE CANNIBAL!SUNDAY who thought himself most detestable for his cravings. The Odes of Harmony preaches honesty among its many virtues, and he would drown himself for omitting the grim truth from you. THEY will not be happy with this relapse of his.

YANDERE CANNIBAL!SUNDAY who bit his thumb, drawing blood. THEY wouldn't endorse this behavior from a representative of the Family.

YANDERE CANNIBAL!SUNDAY who looked at his bleeding finger and laughed sorrowfully at the lingering question on his mind.

Whose blood was it? His... or THEIRS?

Sunday could never be at ease after committing this crime. A Halovian like himself would never allow their vision to be clouded in red, and it appears the devil had saw an opportunity to hurl at two birds with one stone. But that would be an inaccurate way to describe it. His wings had not been clipped; he had brutally torn it away himself.

Penacony's most shrewd man lied to the arrogant fool that evening. There were four murders in that timeframe. One was a stowaway, the other was his precious sister, and the last pair was both your father and mother.

THEIR vision of a happy future for you did not welcome HIM.

All he recalls now was their polite disapproval turned screams when he made an attempt to ask for their blessing. Sunday only realized what he had done the moment he had sunk his teeth down your mother's arm, noticing how your father was already but boney remains of himself.

This Halovian ancestry's secret... it served him no good.

Why was he born into this race and why wasn't he raised just like you?

"Watchmaker... How can I ever forgive myself for this...?"

How can he dare proclaim to mete out justice when he deserves to be served the same sentence? "Sunday" himself is a transgressor, unworthy of yielding Harmony's name.

What heathen he was, to partake in flesh and blood that was not for his stomach simply because they both smelled just like you. What heretic he was, to place anger and hunger above his better judgement.

What karma it was, to find out his sister has been killed in his moments of guilt.

What retribution it was, to face that what he had done to others, will be done unto him.

#ansy-writes #yandere sunday #tw: cannibalism #yandere fic #yandere hsr #yandere sunday x reader #yandere honkai star rail x reader #yandere honkai star rail #yandere honkai #yandere #yandere male #yandere x reader #yandere x you #tw yandere #male yandere #yandere headcanons