#Or on the day whichever of the two

[tetsuwan-atom]

@xdeerxhealerx sent in : "Bowen, I got a Valentine's Day gift for you, but you'll have to wait"

UNPROMPTED : ALWAYS Accepting!

"A... A Valentine's gift?" He blinked, a few times, his face was beginning to turn red already and it wasn't even Valentine's Day itself yet! "O..oh... I see... I... can't wait to see what it is!"

She actually got him a Valentine's gift.. he's feeling butterflies in his stomach.. even though he too, got her a gift for that special day too!

#xdeerxhealerx #Ask : Please Explain #STA!Bowen #So I'm answering this as it was sent just a few days before Valentine's Day #Or on the day whichever of the two #XD

[booasaur]

Harlan Coben's Shelter - 1x03

#shelteredit #shelter on prime #harlan coben's shelter #shira bolitar #hannah taylor #constance zimmer #missi pyle #shelter 1x03 #hannah x shira #femslash related stuff #they are so charming! #whichever genius decided to cast these two for these parts #GENIUS #just these two seasoned character actresses #they're working so well together and bring this effortless weight to these characters #lol at them both wanting to be rid of ken #man what did 18-year-old shira do #I feel like we have to see the flashback versions at least one last time to see what exactly went down #after graduation #and so presumably present day shira can make a different (and right) decision

[blondiest]

unknown caller (rating: explicit)

category: F/F | words: 3,300 | pairing: mello/near

for @dnkinktober day 11 (praise kink) and day 13 (phone sex)

summary:

“What are you wearing?” Near’s brow furrows in confusion. “What I always have worn.” “Mm. It’s summer, so— linen, right?” “Correct.” She wonders, then, if Mello asked the question to prompt Near to ask the same in return. Sometimes people do that. This is something she has learned since Mello left. “What are you wearing?” Near asks politely. “I am wearing,” Mello says, breathy, “black lace. It’s this— this fucking expensive set, you know— nice lingerie. I look good in it.” The description is extremely vague. Near does not know what nice lingerie looks like— she wears the same kind of cotton boyshort underwear every single day and a soft, thin bra. She also does not, honestly, know what Mello’s aim is in telling her this. It seems unlikely that she would call for the first time in five years to gloat about her finery, so there must be some kind of purpose to it, she just— “I’m touching myself,” Mello announces. Near drops the phone.

#MEANT TO POST THIS LAST NIGHT BUT I GOT TOO SLEEPY! #meronia #mellonear #my writing #this is one of two fics i will be posting today btw. i have. a lot of editing to do now. x_x #byeeee <3 #dnkinktober #uh. shit. for. ummm. whichever days phonesex and praise kink were #<- will come back and tag properly later T__T

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

where im taking the doctor for a date tbh

#yea we're doing all three in a day no thats not insane thats being honest about the speed at which they live their life #you know that thing about how the speed of your heart determines how fast you experience time? #like mice experience time faster than us and also live shorter? #bc their hearts beat faster than ours? #dont know if thats true but i read it once i think #you know how the doctors hearts sound like. super hyper fast? #anyway i want to spend a day hearing the most bonkers corrections of museum cards and watching them get in fights with museum people #'listen ''mr expert'' i killed the last dodo (turns to me. 'accidentally!' turns back) i Think i'd know what they look like dont you' #'really wasnt my fault. was a little bit my fault. 53 birds one timey wimey detector sort of a situation. shouldnt have brought it honestly #'but you dont step out of your tardis going: #'hm maybe i shouldnt bring my machine that boils eggs at 30 paces in case i run into the last 53 dodos'' #'i mean the 17th century wasnt even on the agenda! i was in the 32nd century! two galaxies over! and then suddenly: mauritius' #'dont know what happened' #'well' #'53 exploded dodos. happened.' #'my sincerest apologies' #and i'll go 'lunch?' #or kissing with tongue behind a dinosaur skeleton whichever

[daylightaftertherain]

immortal!wilmon au where they broke up thousands of years ago and are pretending to be their own descendants in the present day and trying not to freak out over meeting each other

#just an idea #bonus points for wille KNOWING simon's gay asf so how the FUCK did he manage to have bio kids in ancient greece #and have that bloodline continue to modern day #meanwhile simon's digging through hundreds of archives to upset himself over whichever girl wille had kids with after their breakup #and felice and sara being their besties/sibling figures in this generation wondering why these two act like a old divorced couple #young royals

[bones-n-bookles]

Afternoon walk, sporting his pride collar and bi leash from @losech

#gonna start messing with which leash i pair with which collar now #bc im a mismatching heathen #i really like the trans + lesbian combo aesthetically so those two are gonna be paired a lot #gay plaid will probs be one of my go-tos with whichever leash im vibing with that day #otherwise idk yet :3 ill find out with yall lol #Torch #west siberian laika #dog collar #dog leash #dog gear #campfire collars #pride

[jackgoodfellow]

DEARLY SMEGGING BELOVED

Rimster wedding day. 💖 These boys are so shaped.

[ID: a digital illustration, in vibrant shades of blue in a cartoonish style showing the Red Dwarf characters Lister and Rimmer getting married, officiated by the Cat, while Kryten and Holly stand to the side as the wedding party and several guests look on.

Kryten is wearing a frilly hat and blouse in "mother of the bride" style. He is holding a handkerchief and crying dramatically.

Lister is wearing a tuxedo without the jacket, shirt partially untucked and bowtie undone. He is wearing his work boots. He is smiling fondly at Rimmer, arms crossed, confident.

Cat stands in the center in a black suit with a priest collar and thigh high white boots. He is wearing blue lipstick eyeliner, as well as silver heart-shaped dangly earrings and a natural hairstyle with gray hair on the temples and a braid in the back. He is posing with his eyes closed in a smug smile, as though he is modeling for a photoshoot.

Rimmer stands with his back very straight and his arms behind his back, wearing a white tuxedo with navy epaulets. He is blushing and smiling nervously at Lister.

To his right, the head of Holly in her female form is present on a screen, which is attached to a stand with wheels. Holly is wearing pearl earrings and her hair is in a neat updo with bangs. To the corner of her screen, there is a basket of rose petals.

The wedding party is standing in front of a large window with criss-crossing lattice, looking out onto the blue and purple starscape of space through the glass.

Small text in the upper left-hand corner reads "Jack D. Goodfellow, 2022"

In the foreground of the image, some wedding guests are visible in the audience, seen from behind as though the viewer were seated behind them. the guests appear to include Hogey the Rogue-y, two of the skutters leaning on each other romantically, Kochanski, and Snacky the snack robot.

The rest of the images are all various crops of the first image for the purpose of making the detail work easier to see.

End ID.]

#red dwarf #image description #rimster #lister/rimmer #rimmer x lister #kryten red dwarf #the cat red dwarf #fan art #fanart #kristine kochanski #holly red dwarf #i think that holly integrated with the AI of the Wildfire (Molly) so she and Rimmer have bonded a lot actually #and so she is serving as matron of honor and mother of the bride and - per her request - flower girl. #forgot to give kryten tears in his eyes but also it is very possible kryten ran out of tear fluid before the ceremony even began #also present is whichever Ace took Rimmer's place when he retired #i ended up making the Cat a little older here bc old Danny John Jules is such a fucking dilf #i am almost at the end of my finished red dwarf art! most of these pieces took multiple days I'm just posting them close together #depending on where this is narratively the cats from TPL should be there too. i see this as happening after S8 and before Back To Earth/S9 #dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to witness ME! Looking FABULOUS! As i marry these two monkeys in holy whatever. #if anyone has any objections save it for the vows! do NOT interrupt me! #my art

[wisteriagoesvroom]

I was today years old when I realized that there was a gay ship of *checks notes* Dutch politicians? Good for them, good for them.

Wiz you truly are the master of combining random things, making it about the vroom vroom men and sending people on an hour long google spiral into vaguely related topics!!

*brooklyn 99 meme* i have only known about resse for 24 hours but if anything happened to them i would k!ll everyone in the room and then myself

and you’re mistaken lovely anon…. i’m not stuck in here with y’all… y’all are stuck in here with ME and my random affliction to always ask: “now how can i make this about emissions yaoi!??”

#asks #anons ur all so funny thank u so much #ur messages always make my day #idk if it’s just one anon #but all the anons #or two anons #or whatever #I appreciate u all #we are just in the tumblr ball pit singing kumbaya about carbon footprint car boys until the end of time or whenever we get bored of it #whichever is first

[sidewingho]

snippet from post-canon akeshu reunion fic i still hope to finish one day (◡‿◡✿)

The bench is cold. It’s the kind of cold that seeps past layers upon layers of clothes and makes Goro question whether it may actually be wet. But Akira’s sitting next to him, seemingly unbothered, so Goro pushes his concerns away. He stares ahead and pretends not to watch the mist of breath that floats out each time Akira exhales.

A finger swipes against his cheek. It takes him a second to register what just happened, and he goes rigid once he does.

Apparently unaware of Goro’s sudden career shift into performance art—namely impersonating statues with a dying, trapped soul—Akira calmly says, “You have freckles.”

Heat spreads rapidly from the point of contact, frazzling Goro’s brain and rendering him incapable of speech.

Akira takes his silence in stride. He doesn’t say anything, so Goro can’t not turn to look at him.

He’s met with a hint of a smile and bright eyes, and, oh, Goro will have to quickly get used to the fact that Akira no longer wears glasses or he’ll run the real risk of fainting every time he looks at his bare face.

“Did you always have them?” Akira says and lifts his hand again, fingers drawing closer—as if he’s just going to casually touch Goro again.

Goro leans back on instinct and covers his face with his own hand. He can feel his traitorous skin torching underneath his palm. “I—yes—ever since I was young.” Goro internally curses. He thought he’d grown out of stammering years ago. Trust Akira to reduce him to a babbling idiot within minutes.

Akira’s hand is still hovering near him, and he’s staring at Goro unabashedly, pinning him to the spot. “It’s the first time I’ve noticed them.”

“I hid them,” Goro blurts out. Whatever, it’s not like he hasn’t shared more personal things in the past. “Talk shows, well, any media outlets—they want you to have a spotless complexion.” His teenage years were composed of endless tasks: detective work, interviews, schoolwork, and assassinations, among other things. Adding an hour in his already busy schedule to apply a full face of makeup was just another daily annoyance he simply had to deal with.

He used to cake on concealer and foundation to cover his ever-present freckles and grey circles. He used to have a near breakdown every time a new pimple formed. He used to check available mirrors any chance he had to ensure his makeup was still intact.

Nowadays he only really uses a mirror to check his teeth and anything glaringly disgusting on his person. Acne still isn’t fun, but he can’t be pressed about something that’s natural and out of his hands.

Akira finally puts his hand down, thank god, so Goro puts his hand down as well. He knows his face must still be red, if the sweat forming under his scarf is to go by. He wonders if Akira’s too polite or too dense to point it out.

“It’s cute,” Akira says (dense then, and making it everyone else’s problem), unknowingly almost killing Goro a second time in the time they’ve been sitting here. “I like them.”

They’re just freckles. He doesn’t even give them a passing thought anymore, forgetting they exist now that he refuses to stare at his reflection for too long. But the way Akira says it, it makes Goro so damn happy he has these dots scattered across his cheeks.

“Thank you,” he mutters. “I like them too.”

#my writing #long post #akeshu #shuake #i posted this on my twitter maybe a year ago. maybe two? whichever it is it's been too long for this wip christ #that i still haven't been able to get back into but want to one day #i deleted my twitter account last month so you won't find me there

[mittensmorgul]

🥹

#4 am and it only took me four days to write this scene... >.> #but it's done and now this fic is close to done but the denouement #or... maybe one more chapter and then the denouement #it's late it's not like my brain's working properly anymore but it's nearly done now #and then i can be freeeeee of this that's been plaguing my brain since february :'D #and move on to the next brain plague! which is already starting to push this one aside #and now i'm gonna go use the sleeps and let the two ideas i have for the next brain plague duel it out #and then i guess i'll write whichever one wins the fistfight :'D #well nighty night y'all

[weed-cat]

no it's not gonna give you proper dangerous withdrawals but you can get physically addicted to thc if you are using it often enough and anyone who tells you otherwise is either misinformed or does not have your best interests at heart.

#like no it's nothing like heroin or alcohol or oxy or any of that shit that can kill you if you withdraw improperly #but kids i have been smoking way too much weed daily for years and if i run out for more than a day or two i can't eat for like a week #or until i get another dose whichever one comes first #because going from near-constant thc daily to none makes you so so nauseous and disinterested in eating #like when i run out it is A Problem #i will be sobbing over everything and falling down every 20 minutes because I've been running on uninterrupted ketosis for 3 days #and i still can't stomach anything but broth and maybe a bit of dry bread #it's not the end of the world and god knows i am no stranger to having blood sugar levels like that #but it sucks and it means that i have to keep buying weed whenever i run out if i want to avoid being half incapacitated for 1-2 weeks 🤷 #Its not destroying my life or anything it's pretty low down on the list of Issues I Have #i just wish it's something that id have known could happen before it was already happening the first time

[jackdawsfavorite]

What doesn't kill you makes you sad strange defensive and difficult to connect with

#It's my annual visit to stay with my parents which means #Two weeks of being as normal as possible around people all day while my journal entries get increasingly unhinged #Because openness fosters interpersonal closeness but I don't know how to be Open around them in a way that doesn't massively hurt for evry1 #Like. How am I? I'm in near constant emotional pain because coming back here sucks. Because my memories of here since #like eleven are of suffering and fear and inability to escape. So I'm scared and hurting. But! #I will keep coming back here anyway. Because one day I won't have my parents anymore. And I don't want to regret time not spent with them. #It's a bit perverse isn't it. Being motivated by fleeing fear instead of pursuing love. But that's where I'm at. #And what are my parents meant to do with that? They can't fix it. Or me. They can't apologize in a way that would mean anything to me. #They can only suffer in guilt and helplessness. And then I'll imagine their suffering and hurt more for it. #And that's it! Fin! The only endpoint I can see. I've tried putting it on their shoulders before. It only hurts. #So I will try very hard to behave like I'm calm and okay. And in two weeks or when I snap -whichever comes first- I'll go back home #And return to the peace of social isolation and cleaning my house and admiring wildlife. #It's not healthy to keep oneself so alone. But I am not healthy. I'm sad and strange and defensive and difficult to connect with. #And nobody but me can help me and I don't know how to be different. #Christ. I need to go back to therapy. I need a hint. #Memories

[codgod-moved]

man the dailyteamrancher blog was kinda fun i should do something like that again

#.txt #maybe weekly instead of daily though #or every two days #i don’t think i’m bringing that blog back i got too burnt out on it orz #and my ranchers brainrot has subsided somewhat #still love them so very much the Hyperfixation part is just gone #regular amount of interest now #it happens. shrug #i could just do daily jimmy #is there already a daily jimmy blog? #there 100% is why am i even asking #or maybe not even themed just. daily mcyt doodles #just draw whichever guy i want once a day #… it’ll probably end up being jimmy anyway #my alternative idea here is to finally try and put together some sort of rp blog #i’ve always liked the idea of having one of those but every time i’ve tried it’s kinda fallen apart

[guardsbian]

when you promise yourself that you're gonna make better decisions but then a butch pirate captain falls into your lap. whoops! happens!

(dragons from left to right are Haemon, Karkoff, and Cardshark. also Barbaro the manticore is there)

#im gonna be honest karkoff+cardshark have been a thing since I got... I think karkoff? whichever one I got second #and I was always like haha one day I'll drop that they're a thing :) and then I didn't. for three years #so here they are :) good for them! #haemon doesn't know what's up. #(you can actually find these two hinted to. in his bio. for all those years) #Fr #Flight rising #Fr gijinka #Flight rising gijinka #Fr art #drakefr #Drakeart #Haemon #Cardshark #Karkoff

[boomerang109]

shout out to that tumblr post that’s like ‘no one even cares if you carry around a stuffed animal’ because like that’s basically my life motto

#basically whenever I don’t want to go to class I’ve started bribing myself with whichever fidget feels most fun in that moment #and since it’s October and I’ve only missed one class (other than the day I accidentally took sleeping pills during the day which I doesnt #count and even if it did that was only two other classes not even the same ones) #i think it’s working #and like my dragon got complimented and today I have a frog so like who’s really winning #life of a boomerang

[rubys-domain]

i kinda don't want to play genshin tbh. i just want to play minecraft

#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo，ide yo !! #i swore i wouldn't sleep later than 11 pm. but man #for some reason doing weekly bosses doesn't make me feel like i actually/did/ something in the game #at this point i don't think it's feasible to do every single weekly boss every week anymore #cuz there's already 8 and we only get the 30 resin discount three times #in total we'd need 390 resin to do all of them #which is literally two days' worth of capped resin and an extra 70 #one weekly transient resin from the teapot barely matters #i'd honestly rather grind normal bosses. even though i don't really need to anymore on main #unless i really want to max ascend all 7* members of my teams (*xingqiu's in both of them which i will rectify as soon as i get yelan. or #kick him out of chong's team in favor of melt. whichever comes first. would be sad but the abyss is cruel like that) #man i'm NOT looking forward to breaking up chongqiunett for the spiral abyss #they've been stuck together like glue literally since i started playing the game #i've alread max ascended chongyun cyno baizhu and bennett #not xingqiu because. oceanid man. it's painful #i really should though. as a sort of thank you for carrying me through the entire game alongside chongnett #maybe this'll be my excuse to build yanfei now lol #a little nervous about fighting the primo geovishap cuz i haven't fought it since that one world quest. which was AGES ago #but if i can beat raiden shogun without dying then i should be fine. hopefully #why couldn't it have been pyro regisvine ;-; srsly the most fun boss to beat up #atp i really should be focusing on like talents and artifacts but like... #i don't have any motivation to level anyone's talents up tbh. much less crown them #i'll probably double crown cyno at the very least. but everyone else... #i'm still a little exhausted from triple crowning chong tbh. literally the most massive resource sink in the entire game #(ik artifacts are worse resource sinks but shh im complaining here) #the minute after i gave him his last crown i was more broke than zhongli #leveling characters is way more fun than leveling talents ;-; #i don't mind going back to the taishan mansion forever and ever until the release of snezhnaya #it's just... the amount of mora i need for this shit... #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa