#Or: Don’t try this at home kids

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 169

Danny is from a world where everyone has wings, even if most have long since lost the ability to fly. Something about loading and aspect ratio, wings being too small, body too heavy, now mostly used as display, whatever. 

It doesn’t matter even if he had blueprints from when he was like six of a jetpack to help fly. It won’t work anyway and hey, he has his ghost form! Which uh, might be perhaps, affecting his wings which were maybe sort of scorched black and practically down to the bone thanks to the accident. 

It doesn’t matter, he swears. Though he’s admittedly relieved to see the new feathers growing in are different from Dan’s angry sunset. Even if they’re not even supposed to be able to grow back. Alright, this is fine, no one is going to notice! It’s not like everyone knows about the poor Fenton kid whose wings were absolutely destroyed thanks to an accident! It’s fine. 

He’s not flying in a half-panic towards the Far Frozen while crying because his wings are coming back and he’s so scared. He didn’t panic and instantly fled the moment Jazz pointed them out while changing the bandages. 

He definitely didn’t trip over something while wiping away said tears and blacking out from all the stress and all of his problems that he definitely mentioned to someone and isn’t keeping a secret. Definitely. 

Hawkwoman and Hawkman would like everyone to know that neither of them were expecting a very small child to be spat out of the villain of that week’s machine that should definitely not be a portal. A very small child, maybe nine or ten, with a multitude of concerning wounds both old and fresh. Which isn’t even beginning to touch on the wings. 

Feathered, like baby down despite the gnarled scars, unlike their own metallic, with the beginning of tiny specklings like stars amidst the darker fuzz peeking from the wounded flesh. 

Who?! Who dared?! It’s (at least to the forever reincarnating duo) a literal baby! They still have down! Tiny baby fuzz! Was it the portal?! Oh this villain is going to taste their maces for causing this if that’s the case! 

The rest of the Justice League would honestly like to know what just happened and are honestly unsure on if they should stop the two…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #wing au #Shayera & Carter: THAT IS A BABY #Danny who is still very distressed when he wakes up: I don’t know what’s going on & might start crying at any moment #He got brought to the Watchtower #Y’know what make it where his world is similar to a Flashpoint timeline & that’s why JL never came #He has no idea why he’s tiny and just wanted to go to one of his caretakers #The League is trying to figure out how to get this kid home but also subtly asking how his home life is #Danny: Oh I guess my bio-parent’s house is dangerous but my caretaker’s homes are really cool and safe! #The JL now think this child is in foster care of some sort in his world #Danny does nothing to dissuade this assumption #Honestly it’s really freaky for him to see people without wings & maybe clings to Hawkwoman & Hawkman #Look their wings might be metallic but at least they have them & he can actually recognize their body language #How can anyone deal with not being able to express with wings?! #Even if his were completely scorched from the Accident he could still move them and such!

[lunarcrown]

Soggy veil bdubs with a shrugged off jacket bc ???????? He’s getting rain washed I guess

Also BONUS: some hermit reactions to said wet fella

#inspired by bdubs new armor trim stuff and all the veiled bdubs I’ve seen on honey’s page and also I like draiwng wet fabric #Bdoubleo100 #rendog #impulsesv #ethoslab #my art #kids don’t try this at home bc you won’t look ethereal you’ll just waterboard URSELF #believe me I tried #and no u can’t see the reference pics I took of myself bc they’re horrendous

[fizzytoo]

[karlee, softly] "Oh...you're just a boy."

[andrew]: "Uh, hi" [laughs, a little shy] "Actually, I'm sixteen."

[karlee]: "I had no idea. I-I'm sorry.You're just- wow, Amaya, he looks so much like me" [almost breathless]. Ah! Amaya's my sibling."

[andrew]: "R-Right! I'm glad you weren't…alone."

[karlee]: "and you? I mean, are you…alone?"

[andrew]: "After my mom-well. It's kinda just me."

[andrew]: "Me and eight other kids around my age."

[andrew] I kinda always knew who you were. It's just- I never knew the right time to reach out."

[andrew]: "What if you hated m-"

[someone out of frame, pounding angrily on the door]: "Hey! Lillian! I told you to leave my computer alone!"

[andrew]: "Shit. I'm finished, okay? Just-just hold on."

[andrew]: "I'm sorry. I have to go."

#cw transphobia #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #postcard: gen4 #andrew my baby <33 #karlee's 27. there's an 11 year age gap #andrew’s living in a group home w a few shithead kids 😡 we’re gonna get you outta there 🫵🏽 #there’s some lore here that kinda long that i don’t know how to include #i’m not trying to have this gp rely so much on dialogue #sim: karlee kamealoha #sim: amaya kamealoha #sim: andrew park

[thatsbelievable]

#How to Defeat Your Foes With the Least Amount of Effort #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #don’t try this at home kids

[lunardaemons]

scream 1996? no, more like scream -i could quote this movie opening scene to end credits with a severe hearing damage, the eyesight of a 98 year old lady, and with ghostface holding a gun to the back of my head- 1996.

watching this movie isn’t enough, i need to consume it

#don’t try this at home kids #scream #scream 1996 #scream franchise #ghostface #gale weathers #sidney prescott #icons legends #dewey riley #randy meeks #tatum riley #billy loomis #stu macher #rest ​in peace dearies #and mo**erf**kers #y’all are missed

[novelconcepts]

There really aren’t words to describe the simple queer joy that is lounging on the couch shirtless after top surgery.

#queer #nonbinary #top surgery #the simple queer joy of going for a run after top surgery #the simple queer joy of flopping in bed after top surgery #the simple queer joy of treating your own chest like a drum kit after top surgery #it’s like breathing. it’s like getting to breathe for the first time in 20 years. #I love my scars and I love my silly ease within my body and I love how #even if I still don’t look quite like I feel I should in other ways (hips face lack of muscle in my arms) #I FEEL like I feel like I always should have #and the sense of home within my body is more enormous and somehow simpler than I could ever have words for #though fuck knows I’ll keep trying #because it’s important. if not for me then for kids who think they’ll never get here #you can. you will. it’s exceptional and you deserve to feel exceptional in your own bones

[try-set-me-on-fire]

Me: this one will be a slow burn I think

Eddie Diaz: no actually i need to tell him i love him immediately

#calm down sir #i was driving home thinking about how to continue the scene i just posted and was like well what if Eddie’s like. #we’re partners in every other way why not try romantically. haha. (so nervous he’s about to vomit) #you dont have to raise this kid alone because i didnt have to raise my kid alone. i had you. #and buck is like Eddie. Eddie…….. #you have to know I love you but i dont know if i can do that right now #if I’m about to adopt a child- #i mean first i haven’t even been approved yet and I don’t know what a new relationship does to my chances #second everything’s going to a mess for awhile i dont want Us to immediately be put under so much pressure #and they;re just like :( at each other #and buck’s like is it awful to ask you to wait for me #and Eddie’s like of course not. of course i will. #and you’re still not going to be alone. I’ll be here for you however you want me. #and then they have to go back in to the dinner party and try to be normal! good luck!

[spiderversegf]

i love when u explain sth to a toddler and they go “oh.” in a really solemn voice it’s so cute

#🍜 #my gf is babysitting their niece and nephews and the youngest kept asking when his dad would get home #and every time my gf was like ‘he’ll be home after lunchtime!’ he would just be like ‘oh.’ and it cracks me up every time #or once my niece was sharing her lunch w me and kept trying to give me some of her honeydew which i don’t like much so when i said #‘no thank you! i don’t like those very much’ she would go ‘oh.’ and then happily give me sth else sjdksjs #so cute #kids

[nympippi]

can we get some more griffy content 🥹 literally anything will make me beyond happy

Finney teaches Griffin how to play baseball in his spare time because Griffin see’s Finn as a big brother and looks up to him!

Finn also teaches Griffin how to braid hair! And make pancakes since,

I headcannon that while Finn is definitely the older brother in the Blake household, he’s also a parental figure to Gwen and Griffin. Making sure Gwen’s hair is braided, making sure they’ve eaten, and have their homework done.

#pippi art #the black phone fandom #the black phone #griffin stagg #finney blake #griffin stagg fanart #finney blake fanart #necromancer finney au #tbp griffin #tbp finney #and yes Finn still takes on the mantle of being the parent in the house because while his dad does try to not drink he does miss the mark #on actually being the parent #he does love his kids but it’s been a while since he’s actually had to do anything without being drunk #btw I don’t like Terrance Blake…. he’s not my most hated but I still don’t like him #I love Griffin and Finn being brothers because Griff’s home life is bad but he’s stayed at the Blake’s so much he practically already lives #there #had his own little room and was even included in the family photo #Griffin is a fucking Blake idk. He’s Griffin Blake. #also thank you for sending this in!!!! #ahhh I’m so glad y’all are enjoying my Griffin and Finn content!!!! ^^ 💕💕💕

[ankmankpank]

teenager Tae Young looking at teenager Aaron T. after they left the store and T. started pulling item after item out of his pockets

#he was a robber fr #don’t try this at home kids😨 #turning red 4town #4town #4townie #4town headcanons #4 town #4town aaron t #4 town aaron t #4town taeyoung #4 town tae young

[theglassesgirl]

Tfw your working out while watching anime and the good part makes me trip

#toonami #ninja kamui #don’t try it at home kids

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 180

Danny looked at Wes, and Wes looked at Danny, both of their eyes saying the exact same thing: What the fuck is even happening right now. 

Apparently they can be summoned. Apparently, a cult from a different dimension tried to summon something and got them instead. Apparently their bodies got shrunk, or de-aged or however one wanted to explain it. APPARENTLY, this universe has heroes, and apparently they seem to be their universe’s equivalent to two of the villains here. 

Honestly, these “Cheshire” and “Riddler” people couldn’t be that bad compared to the Fentons. What are the chances they’ve committed war crimes or joined a government branch to legally vivisect things? That’s right, no chance. Probably. 

They should probably leave the hero-people to their freakout and find a way home. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #wes weston #danny fenton #De aged Danny #De aged Wes #It’s their turn to go on an adventure together in a new place #Trans Danny #Danny: Death is an ally I got a free transition lol #The heroes are freaking out & trying to figure out how to keep these kids away from their world’s versions #Said children don’t care about the hero's concern #How did they become friends? Good question go wild #But they're getting home one way or the other they swear #dc cheshire #dc riddler

[crimsonclad]

yesterday I watched “Se7en” for the first time and we are all on the same page about that being an unacknowledged Saw prequel, right? (Not for the elaborate deaths tailored exactly to the perceived sins of the victims but ACTUALLY for the combination of ACAB messaging and the tacit acknowledgement that comically elaborate serial killing tactics can only exist in the post-industrialist metropole where every character regardless of class has access to sprawling single family homes and/or pre-war apartments with a minimum of seven rooms in them)

#saw spin-off where house flippers try to reno a home filled with torture traps WHEN #the plot: wow this torture is horrifi— me: how many rooms are in this apartment????? and is that crown molding??????? #(I’m kidding I don’t actually know what crown molding is but you get the gist) #david fincher get on cameo so I can ask about your thoughts on the saw franchise challenge #saw movies #david fincher

[dykeza]

Ichigo being a stay at home dad who works online is so in character for him actually…… he’s the type of dad to enforce 1 hour of no screen time outside playing in the yard and/or playground. He texts Orihime goofy pictures of Kazui jumping around in some water fixture in the local park and carries him home soaked to the bone and shivering with the biggest smile on his face and then they eat ice cream and wait for Orihime to get home so they can have family game night.

#I cannot see how someone can dislike ichihime and their beloved baby boy #they’re so silly!! #honestly I think a lot of it comes from forgetting Ichigo isn’t Just his badassery and trauma and stubbornness #Ichigo is goofy and funny and likes playing games and has shown how genuinely warm and welcomed/welcoming he is around Hime #and a lot of the times when I see posts referencing how Orihime is bad for him or is like… a creep or whatever #I can’t help but notice that it just. doesn’t sound like Ichigo at all #Ichigo Kurosaki is full of love and compassion and he adores everything around him #he loves and honors even the most evil of people and recognizes others struggles even if he can’t relate #there isn’t a single thing about him that conveys this supposed dislike for Orihime or this discontent with his life #Ichigo is like. a happy person #he suffers and he endures so much and he keeps finding new ways to love and understand others #he fights so hard to be happy… so why can’t people except that maybe he is? #at some point you just have to accept that a character can be content #Ichigo is married to Orihime. he works from home. he adores his son and his wife and his family #and like. that’s okay? there doesn’t need to be some deep reason. you don’t need to try and drag even more character out of him #he has enough!!!!!! he has more than enough character to go around!! #please let Ichigo Kurosaki love his wife and his son… and also let Rukia do the same #I know I just now mention her but this tangent is directed towards the Weird ichirukis I see poking around on twt and tumblr #Rukia is happy with her husband!!! she likes Renji!!!! she likes him so much in fact that she married him and had a kid with him #Rukia and Ichigo both are very hardheaded characters and if they’re unhappy with their circumstances THEYLL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT #they’re not scared to be honest with themselves and others anymore!! they’re very vocal about their opinions if you haven’t noticed yet #some of the first things we learn about both of them is that they aren’t scared to speak their mind #I am fucking certain that if they happened to Not Want to end up with their respective spouses they would’ve just. not married them #idk what copium ichirukis that don’t like Renji and/or Orihime are smoking I really don’t #you love these characters so much and yet you discredit one of their most recognizable traits!!! their readiness to DO WHAT THEY WANT!!!!!! #they’ve proven time and time again thag they do whatever they want within reason #there is not a possible universe where either of these characters would sit quietly and let themselves be unhappy for the sake of the others #because they’ve learned. and they’ve grown. and they trust Renji/Orihime enough to understand their decisions becuase it’s in the fucking— #—text how much they respect and trust them to understand their feelings #this ramble is too long I’ve reached 30 tags URASHIN CANON GOODNIHHT AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thatsbelievable]

#How Many Drops Should You Use? #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #don’t try this at home kids

[dickheadcanons]

No deep thoughts, just all the shitty takes on Twitter about how Dick Robin “doesn’t fit the vibe” and is too “silly and campy” to be Battinson’s universe

Like beside the way that basically every dark story now a days is centered around a little kid…what the fuck do you think Batman started as if not camp???????

#and don’t even get me started on people saying they want him to get Jason or Tim first #like what would billionaire Bruce Wayne even have to say to Jason Todd?? #kid jason is too practical to stick around trying to fix this weird broken dude. #and Tim just….altruistically does it? with his mom and dad at home? #Bruce wouldn’t give him the time of day #neither jason nor Tim make any sense in a story without dick #worst part of the one world that tried it.