ANXIETY: [grumbles]
ME: You haven’t said a word all day. What’s wrong?
ANXIETY: What’s wrong? What’s wrong is, I’m the one who’s supposed to keep you awake all night worrying about stuff, and along comes this doofus.
NIGHTMARES: Toodles!
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All bread loaves with a criminal past are invited to apply.
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