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snowysobsessions · 7 months
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As a matter of fact, yes. I do wish my girlfriend was raw, hot, fun, and a freak like you Weird Al Yankovic. You are truly the most uncooked, physically attractive, amusing, and abnormal girl I know.
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someawesomeamvs · 10 months
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Warning: Violence, spoilers, flashing lights
Title: Polka Team Epic
Editor: cagayakegirlz
Song: Polkarama!
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Anime: Zombieland Saga, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders, Pompo: The Cinephile (film), The Tatami Galaxy, Ride Your Wave (film), Cowboy Bebop, Oreimo, Hakata Tonkotsu Ramens, Aggretsuko, Happy Sugar Life, Death Note, Pop Team Epic, Mob Psycho 100
Category: Comedy
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lemondemonpickuplines · 3 months
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you, yes YOU could become the next greatest LD pickup artist! that is, if you have a couple free minutes and are a fucking loser. just like me! submit your pickup lines today!
to jumpstart your beautiful and creative minds, I've made a list of songs that are yet to have a line under the cutoff. Remember, though, we're only Lemon Demon in name - you're also welcome to post about a Mouth song, a YouTube video, or anything else that speaks to you and that Neil Cicierega is a part of. GOOD LUCK!
Error
Bowling Alley
Wrong
Hazel's Modus Operandi
Idiot Control Now
Pepper and Salt
Holy Bison Beaks
Fire Motif
Elsewhere
Hydroelectric Viking
The Saga of You
Mr Wolfgang
Destructo
Fly Straight
Oz Explodes
Booja Jabooja
Chu Chu Rocket
Switzerland**
Birdhouse In Your Soul
Mold en Mono
What's In The Toaster
Sunbeam Light Show Flower Seed
Musical Chairs
Matches and Nails**
Relativity
Fancy Pants Manifesto
Go To Hollywood
Sick Puppy**
Almond
Bad Idea
Behold the FUTURE
Not Applicable
Roman Robot Statues
Run, Harry, Run
Take a Picture
There's a Robot in My Head
Dead Sea Monkeys
What Will Happen Will Happen
Subtle Oddities
Gonna Dig up Alec Guinness**
Smell Like a Cookie All Day
Eventuality
March of the Living Figments
Lollipops
Bicycle Race
Fuzzy
Bottom Line
Sky Blue Up
I Want to Wake Up
Stampy
Zero Gravity
Mothers All Over the World
Pirate in a Box
How To Poop
Neil.soul
Dinosaurchestra Part One
Archaeopteryx**
This Hyper World
The Too Much Song
Stick Stickly
Princess Unicorn Bunny Kitten Angel
Abraham Lincoln's Head
Funniest
Snakes On a Plane
Turkeys
Kaleidoskull
Gadzooks**
The Afternoon**
Nightmare Fuel
The Wiggles Hate Each Other In Real Life
You Got a Toothache
320x200
Strangelet
Today's Secret Word
While My Keytar Gently Weeps
Treasure Map
Creepy
Super Hey Ya
Prelude to Presents
Spiral of Ants
Geocities
Angelfire
Gravitron
Moon's Request
Cat Hacks
Kubrick and the Beast
WIERDNESS
Everybody Likes You
Christmas Dog
Clark Kent
Degrassi
eBaum's World Dot Com
Fly Away
Happiest Shit Ever
Sorry For the Text Posts
Experiments in VOPM
Happy Songs
Hydoelectric Viking Funeral
It's Gonna Get Weird
Illemonama Polkarama
Magic Dance
MyNewSong
Pokerap
Prince Ali
Robo
Vanilla
Wiry Song
Wolfden Radio
Yellowfish
Zip-up Rap
**the songs with asterisks may or may not already have lines. my blog is old enough now that I struggle to comb through the whole thing, and tagging isn't always perfect. don't worry about re-using a song, though; as long as it's not an egregious duplication of an existing post, you're alright.
also, I only post every few days, so forgive me if it takes a while to get to your submission. sometimes I don't post lines until months after they've been sent in, so if you've submitted and I haven't posted, it may just be lost in my ass-long queue. or i just don't think it's very good. but you have no way of knowing, do you.
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fake-weird-al-facts · 1 month
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Weird Al Fact #36:
In the polka medley Polkarama!, near the end of Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand a cartoon gunshot can be heard. This references the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, which started World War I. Al had to get permission from the Austrian and Hungarian royal families to use this joke.
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inbarfink · 3 months
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List of which songs are included on each Polka under the cut
Polkas on 45: "Jocko Homo" by Devo, "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple, "Sex (I'm a …)" by Berlin, "Hey Jude" by The Beatles, "L.A. Woman" by the Doors, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly, "Hey Joe" by Jimi Hendrix, "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads, "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner, "Every Breath You Take" by The Police, "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by the Clash, "Jumpin' Jack Flash" by the Rolling Stones, "My Generation" by the Who
Hooked on Polkas: "Twelfth Street Rag" by Euday L. Bowman, "State of Shock" by The Jacksons and Mick Jagger, "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top, "What's Love Got to Do with It" by Tina Turner, "Method of Modern Love" by Hall & Oates, "Owner of a Lonely Heart" by Yes, "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister, "99 Luftballons" by Nena, "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins, "The Reflex" by Duran Duran, "Bang Your Head (Metal Health)" by Quiet Riot, "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Polka Party!: "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel, "Sussudio" by Phil Collins, "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy, "Say You, Say Me" by Lionel Richie, "Freeway of Love" by Aretha Franklin, "What You Need" by INXS, "Harlem Shuffle" by The Rolling Stones, "Venus" by Bananarama, "Nasty" by Janet Jackson, "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco, "Shout" by Tears for Fears, "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna
The Hot Rocks Polka: "It's Only Rock 'n Roll (But I Like It)", "Brown Sugar", "You Can't Always Get What You Want", "Honky Tonk Women", "Under My Thumb", "Ruby Tuesday", "Miss You", "Sympathy for the Devil", "Get Off of My Cloud", "Shattered", "Let's Spend the Night Together", "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" - all by The Rolling Stones
Polka Your Eyes Out: "Cradle of Love" by Billy Idol, "Tom's Diner" by DNA featuring Suzanne Vega, "Love Shack" by the B-52's, "Pump Up the Jam" by Technotronic, "Losing My Religion" by R.E.M., "Unbelievable" by EMF, "Do Me!" by Bell Biv DeVoe, "Enter Sandman" by Metallica, "The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground, "Cherry Pie" by Warrant, "Miss You Much" by Janet Jackson, "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls, "Dr. Feelgood" by Mötley Crüe, "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice
Bohemian Polka: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
The Alternative Polka: "Loser" by Beck, "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots, "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow, "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails, "Bang and Blame" by R.E.M., "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette, "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by The Smashing Pumpkins, "My Friends" by Red Hot Chili Peppers, "I'll Stick Around" by Foo Fighters, "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden, "Basket Case" by Green Day
Polka Power!: "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger, "Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are)" by Pras featuring Ol' Dirty Bastard and Mýa, "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by the Backstreet Boys, "Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth, "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys, "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba, "Ray of Light" by Madonna, "Push" by Matchbox Twenty, "Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind, "The Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson, "MMMBop" by Hanson, "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground, "Closing Time" by Semisonic
Angry White Boy Polka: "Last Resort" by Papa Roach, "Chop Suey!" by System of a Down, "Get Free" by The Vines, "Hate to Say I Told You So" by The Hives, "Fell in Love with a Girl" by The White Stripes, "Last Nite" by The Strokes, "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed, "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine, "My Way" by Limp Bizkit, "Outside" by Staind, "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock, "Youth of the Nation" by P.O.D., "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
Polkarama!: "Chicken Dance" by Werner Thomas, "Let's Get It Started" by Black Eyed Peas, "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand, "Beverly Hills" by Weezer, "Speed of Sound" by Coldplay, "Float On" by Modest Mouse, "Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz featuring De La Soul, "Don't Cha" by The Pussycat Dolls featuring Busta Rhymes, "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers, "Slither" by Velvet Revolver, "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent featuring Olivia, "Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell Williams, "Pon de Replay" by Rihanna, "Gold Digger" by Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx
Polka Face: "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga, "Womanizer" by Britney Spears, "Right Round" by Flo Rida ft. Kesha, "Day 'n' Nite" by Kid Cudi, "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum, "Baby" by Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris, "So What" by Pink, "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry, "Fireflies" by Owl City, "Blame It" by Jamie Foxx ft. T-Pain, "Replay" by Iyaz, "Down" by Jay Sean ft. Lil Wayne, "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz ft. Ludacris, "Tik Tok" by Kesha
NOW That's What I Call Polka!: "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People, "Best Song Ever" by One Direction, "Gangnam Style" by Psy, "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen, "Scream & Shout" by will.i.am feat. Britney Spears, "Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra, "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha, "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO, "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz, "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell Williams
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dilfsuzanneyk · 8 months
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the somebody told me segment of polkarama... mr yankovic sir i'm gonna need a full cover i'm afraid
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EVERY CONFIRMED SONG SO FAR!....Again.
Just updating you guys on what all the songs confirmed so far are!
2 days left so submit more!! This tourney is BIG AS HECK DUDE.
Airline Amy
Albuquerque
Amish Paradise
Angry White Boy Polka
Canadian Idiot
Captain Underpants Theme Song
Christmas At Ground Zero
Close But No Cigar
Constipated
Dare to Be Stupid
Dog Eat Dog
Don't Download This Song
Don't Wear Those Shoes
Eat It
eBAY
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Fat
First World Problems
Foil
Free Delivery
Good Enough for Now
Handy
Hardware Store
Harvey the Wonder Hamster
Hey, Hey, We're the Monks (From "Galavant")
Hooked on Polkas
I Lost On Jeopardy
I Love Rocky Road
I Think I'm a Clone Now
I Want A New Duck
I'll Sue Ya
I'm so Sick of You
It’s All About the Pentiums
It’s My World (And We’re All Living In It)
Lame Claim To Fame
Like A Surgeon
Livin' in the Fridge
Midnight Star
Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies
My Bologna
NOW That's What I Call Polka!
Now You Know
Ode to a Superhero
One More Minute
Party in the CIA
Perform This Way
Polka Face
Polka Party!
Polkarama!
Rootin' For The Enemy
Since You've Been Gone
Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye
Skipper Dan
Slime Creatures from Outer Space
Smells Like Nirvana
Super Duper Party Pony
Tacky
The Alternative Polka
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
The Hamilton Polka
The Hot Rocks Polka
The Night Santa Went Crazy
The Rye or the Kaiser (Theme From Rocky XIII)
The Saga Begins
The Weird Al Show Intro
This Is the Life
Trapped in the Drive-Thru
UHF
Virus Alert
Weasel Stomping Day
White & Nerdy
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
Word Crimes
Yoda
You Don't Love Me Anymore
You Make Me
Your Horoscope for Today
Submissions close this friday, May 5th!!
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uncertainmagia · 5 months
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Celia commission by https://twitter.com/Polkarama !!
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superdogbiter · 1 year
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The last poll i made about him was his parodies.These are his polka albums
Put in the tags why you chose what you chose please
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clownbugg-ie · 7 months
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got my license today and the first song i listened to while driving on my own for the first time was polkarama
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hzrnvm · 1 year
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I didn’t see it in the list of questions but what’s your favorite polka? (Mines polkarama)
POLKA YOUR EYES OUT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I LOVE THE CHRISTIAN BOY SEX POLKA‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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dextervexter · 1 year
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literally why even make club mashups oooh whatever enother shape of you mashup fuck you weird al’s polkarama is RIGHT THERE
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tsamired · 2 months
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Sometimes I think about the contrast between the vibe I give off and the music I listen to Like. Most of the time I go out people see me as a teenager with big-ass eye bags wearing sweatpants and a black hoodie with headphones and long wavy black hair I must look like im listening to the most depressing music on the planet Meanwhile blaring through my headphones is Polkarama by Weird Al and Mr. Fancy Pants by Jonathan Coulton
does this explain it
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inbarfink · 3 months
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