#Poor Hubert

[randomnameless]

Something stupid for the 1st april :

After reading some classical piece of litterature, Seteth catches Flayn asking Rhea what "breasting boobily" means.

He is sure this is a prank they came up to make him lose his temper, but he will not fall this time, he caught the prank.

Rhea doesn't know herself what "breasting boobily" means, but she remembers having read this sentence once, maybe it's a new way of walking down the stairs humans invented? She would have a better chance asking Professor Manuela.

Not wanting to appear out of the loop and actually wishing to keep up with modern slang - because even she doesn't know what this thing means - Manu nervously laughs, and tells Flayn this is a slang someone more familiar with Enbarr than she is, since she has been working here for the last few years, might help her with.

She can ask Doro!

Not deterred in the least (finally a chance to catch up with how modern young people talk!), Flayn rushes to Doro, who was attending Supreme Leader's opening speech for the Adrestian Empire's Founding Day.

Just when she was finishing the part of Adrestia's glorious history and Emperor Wilhelm's War of Heroes that ended on the unification of the Continent - Flayn bursted out and asked very excitedly "Dorothea, since you are more attuned to Modern Adrestian language and Enbarr's customs, what "breasting boobily" means?".

Dorothea wanted to explain how this most likely refered to a way of walking that emphasies the chest area used to seduce people, but Supreme Leader glared at them so hard that she wondered if they did anything wrong, it's not like Eddie was actually expecting them to listen to her speech, right?

Cue Caspar trying to "walk boobily or something" but finding the ordeal very tedious, how are people supposed to walk like that? How can they even hold an axe like that?

"It's not fit for battle, it's used for seduction!"

"Why would you seduce people on a battlefield?"

Linhardt was the only one with enough common sense to tell them to stop ignoring their class leader, because she seems really infuriated that they interrupted her speech on Adrestia was Great or something, for the Foundation Day.

"Oh, if you want, Rhea is both- I mean, the Archbishop is hosting a festival in the mess hall for the Foundation Day, telling everyone who wants to listen how Emperor Wilhelm is the only Great Emperor in Adrestia's History, and she is handing out sweets and drinks to people who want to participate or just hang out while some children from the Monastery are playing around."

Lured by baked cookies and refreshments, the Black Eagles ditch their classroom, to Hubert's disarray.

Munching on a bunch of sweets - Hubert assured her were not made by the Archbishop herself - Supreme Leader rants about how those beasts obviously planned to humiliate her in front of her friends, and manipulate once again unaware fools with sugar, as they teach them a fake history to control the world, and they will just have to wait 10 months, she will become Emperor and put her stupid ancestor's legacy to shame by becoming The Greatest Emperor of Adrestia.

"Of course, my lady."

"What does Breasting Boobily even mean Hubert? Search for an answer, and fast! I refuse to let those things know more about humanity than I do!"

#fodlan nonsense #we all know Hubert ultimately asked Cleo what the fuck that meant #he couldn't definitely give Supreme Leader the answer Cleo gave him #'horny people who never saw women were writing about women with their peepees' #they're talking about Adrestian litterature here ! It can't just be full of people thinking with their dicks right? #Poor Hubert #Adrestian Foundation Day falls on April Fool's day #i know it's a coincidence but lol #To Flayn of course Rhea would talk about Willy and remember how Great he was #but if she had to talk to other people? As the Archbishop she has to be there for the festivites for Adrestia's birth #but since she doesn't know how to people she thinks the best way to talk about this day to people who just tell her hello is #to bomb them with facts about Willy and how Great he was #She can't say Adrestia is great else the Faerghans or Leicesterans who participate will be miffed #so she falls on Willy and Seiros's whacky adventures and days together #at this point everyone in the Monastery who talked to her that day believe she's a fan of Great Emperor Wilhelm #to Seteth's disarray #Why can't she talk to people about Saint Cichol when it's his birthday?? #FE16 #Fodlan AU

[nerdnag]

The idea of commissioning someone to write about your own wedding night is extremely hilarious to me btw 😭

#I wonder if anyone in history has ever done that... #If anyone would do it... It would def be Constance. #Nagnerd #Poor Hubert

[diioonysus]

dogs + art

#mars and venus with cupid and a dog by paola veronese #venus of urbino by titian #portrait of federico ii gonzaga by titian #the death of procris by piero di cosimo #arnolfini portrait by jan van eyck #venus and adonis by titian #portrait of the countesse d'egmont pignatelli in spanish costume by alexander roslin #portrait of a lady in red by agnolo bronzino #maselli family portrait by lavinia fontana #children of the marquis de bethune playing with dog by francois hubert drouais #portrait of princess ekaterina dmitrievna golitsyna by louis-michel van loo #attachment by edwin landseer #gelert by charles b. barber #the poor dog the shepherd's grave by edwin landseer #requiescat by briton riviere #marie leszczinska #my lady's pets by arthur wardle #the great debate by george armfield #portrait of a brown and white toy spaniel in a landscape by jacques-charled oudry #darby in his basket kennel by anthony frederick sandys #portrait of john 3rd baron monson of burton by pompeo girolamo batoni #portrait of dutchess katharina von mecklenburg by lucas cranach the elder #young lady and her dog by james john hill #young girl with a spaniel by jean-baptise greuze #the masters chair by john henry dolph #interior with two dogs by conradijn cunaeus #no walk today by wright baker #painter's studio by otto erelman #study of greyhounds by alexandre-francois desportes #sitting pretty by horatio henry couldrey

[sleepy-bear-tm]

After the experiments...

#my poor babies #i like to imagine hubert was the first person to find her and would watch over her when she couldn't rest #and i also think TWSITD cut her hair during the crest experiments so not only would edelgard probably not recognize herself as much #but she had something she's seen to really like about herself (her hair) permanently altered #ugh #my heart #edelgard von hresvelg #edelgard #hubert von vestra #hubert #three houses #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem #fe3h #fe3h fanart #my art #fanart #digital art

[stergeon]

what would hubert have done if the note WAS for him?

Hubert: Had I been the intended recipient of such a missive, I would mark "Yes" as to elucidate my amity for the professor.

Hubert: However, the nature of the medium begets the risk of my amity being misconstrued as affection...

Hubert: Or worse, amorousness.

Hubert: I hold no such feelings for the professor and would not disrespect Her Majesty so besides.

Hubert: Also, I have a boyfriend.

Hubert: So. There's that.

#posting here to link to on reddit #hope y'all can read my handwriting lmao #poor hubert. #fe3h #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #hubert von vestra #fe16 #someday i'll do ferdibert justice #until then i'll keep alluding to it #sterge.pptx

[hubillusion]

#poor baby he looks so sad here #i want to hug him #hubert hurkacz

[macknashell]

so am i the only person that prefers Hubert's hairstyle for FEW:3H over his hairstyle for 3H??

Like SERIOUSLY

#hubert von vestra #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #fe3h shitpost #few3h #fe3hopes #fire emblem #fire emblem warriors three hopes #protect my poor lil emo boy

[acrazybayernfan]

#I want to pat his head too #hubert hurkacz #he's so sweet #poor boy #the ball hit his eyes #and the coaches were comforting him #tennis

[randomnameless]

Now that I can play with the Nopes datamine

Rhea BaD

She has no regards for HuMaNiTy :(

Supreme Leader is so pragmatic :)

uwu route title drop slay qween :)

#nopes nonsense #3 nopes #there is something with those ladies and fire #Hubert always suggests to set things on fire #poor Bernie hopefully she can join the Kingdom? #Supreme Leader puts the Fire in this FE sidegame #fodlan nonsense

[murky-tannin]

Thinkin,, thinkin about what role Hubert may have played in Ranbutler’s life,,, how Hubert ran off leaving him behind,,,,, thinkin about Ranbutler eventually running off too and taking Sir Billiam’s child with him,,,, hrngg

#tales from the smp #ranbutler #sir billiam #dream smp #tftsmp #murky mumbles #I think realistically Ranbutler wouldn't be the one to save Billiam's heir from him and the egg #considering he was kidnapped at an earlier age and was parentless #I'd also cite him being rescued from a poor dying town as well #but it seems likely that Billiam's crimes is what caused their economic downfall #leaving groups like the democrat haters to shit all over the residents #so maybe Ranbutler has some access to assistance or even a guardian as a kid #but even then Ranbulter would likely view his current living situation as an upgrade for a multitude of reasons #unless Hubert (who DID seemingly know it was bad and escaped) influenced Ranbutler enough (he'd probably have been his primary caretaker) #btw the reason I bring up Billiam having a kid who escapes is bc of George and Hamilton being uninfected by the egg and seemingly unaware of #Billiam III's crimes #I heavily doubt Billiam ever escapes from the egg #so if he had a kid it would probably be to continue serving the egg #while it could be a later generation that finally breaks off from the egg #it's more fun to think it's Billiam's kid that does #are there any fanfics addressing this btw bc I'd love to read them

[woahhiperson]

boogerbert

#shhh i didnt forget to post this #he is litol booger #ferdie and edelgard wouldn’t give him his nappie for hours and now hes unfortunately a boogery mess #its a true tragedy #they just kept telling him to go to the other person but then hed be sent back #now hes so boogery #he just needs to go in a litol pond or somethin so the boogies come off easier #he is very sad #just wants his poison boogie nappie #he tried to wipey boogie but he gots too many 😔 #his litol boogie is now rly big boogie... #he needs more emergency nappies for times like this #hes also already greasy so he just needs some s o a p #poor greasy boogerbert needs washie because he have no napie #just plop him by the water place for expiditions he should be fine #just dont let him near the boats since he be saying edgy boat stories #give him a hat and sunscreen so he dont burn #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #hubert von vestra #litol boogie

[dmclemblems]

mentallyexhausted34 said: I thought Ferdinand was dead in AG???? Does he manage to survive after all!?

You know, someone today told me they thought Caspar died too? In my game I recall them retreating after defeating them. I’ll try to look more closely while playing during my NG+ run since it might also be because I was focusing on the battle while they were talking, but I remember I got dialogue prior to Caspar’s last battle as an enemy that changes based on whether or not you’ve recruited Linhardt. I’m not sure if that makes a difference in his survival, so maybe Ferdinand is the same way somehow with another set of conditions?

Where I’m at in my current run, Dimitri just told his army to let Monica go, and up to this point nobody has died from their old Academy classes (not did Manuela and Hanneman because they also retreated). I remember a lot of retreat lines happening in my last run where they’d be like I can’t die here, and they’d leave the battle but not actually die.

To my recollection Hubert is the only one who died offscreen (reasonably though since if he fought the Alliance in AG, we wouldn’t have seen that battle), so I’ll have to see if some of the non-recruitable characters actually do die in AG (which would be Monica, Ferdinand, Caspar and Hubert). I know in the first battle you fight Ferdinand in that it’s possible to end the battle without defeating him (which I admittedly did on accident but it was a happy accident because I didn’t wanna fight him lol), but I know he survives that one since I defeated him this current run and he just retreated. Not sure if there are any changes later on that occur based on actions you take.

Ultimately it wouldn’t change my theory that the war ended post AG, though it’d change like, whether or not it’s unified probably at best.

#mentallyexhausted34 #Three Hopes Spoilers #poor Hubert rly fckn died offscreen tho lmao like #you'd think someone so important wouldn't die offscreen but nope #my coffee buddy rival mortal enemy didn't even get to have a last cup of coffee with me ;~; #I'll drink to him tonight in his honor. with coffee ofc. #I mean I rly don't remember fighting him again after Randolph said that so like... oof? #DCB Reply

[sleepy-bear-tm]

Edelgard's recovery

#had the idea that when TWSITD were doing their crest experiments that they cut her hair short which is why she likes having it so long #also yes she would be watching the door #also also i like thinking she always keeps her window open despite the dangers of possible assassins #cause she doesn't like feeling suffocated indoors #my poor girl #edelgard #edelgard von hresvelg #hubert von vestra #wip #sketch #doodle #art #my art #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem #three houses #fe3h #fe3h fanart

[allcaplock]

you guys i am so fucking sad about Hubert again

#Hubert Von Vestra #the fact that he chased down edelgard when she was taken away #at the age of 10 #poor guy im so sad #has anyone drawn that?? i need to sew it #fe3h

[ranvwoop]

are the masquerade guys just Pokemon The Movie 3: Spell of the Entei. apparently yeah

#vwoop.noises #i havent. actually seen all of it #but from what i remember #billiam is the little girl and hubert is the entei father and butler is just the poor person who straight up Got Kidnapped and is like. #well ig. sure

[hubillusion]

Hubi I almost died twenty times because of you !!!

#thank god that kok missed all this match points #what a game #but my poor heart is bitting like crazy #hubert hurkacz #miami 2023