#SO STUPID. SO FUCKING STUPIDDDDDD

[gayspock]

nothing more mortifying than a panic attack in an m&s. dude which aisle to the essentials diazepam

#egg.txt #this is actually really embarrassing though >_< #I went 2 the movies and I got through the whole thing and I was literally OK and I walked out and I was like OK I feel fine #Like I was smileessss like haha I won autism today I was literally being dramatic I don't even freak out at cinema at all any more #And then idk what happened but like an hour later I was having a panic attack in an m&s why was I in there man #Come on man. #I nearly threw up dude WHAT IS EVEN YOUR PROBLEMMMMMMMMM.... #It's genuinely so embarrassing because what is even the issue there's nothing wrong... I don't get it it wasn't even that loud it was #Quite quiet for a cinema and like I said I literallyyyy thought I was fine UGH. #SO STUPID. SO FUCKING STUPIDDDDDD

[lilicannotfly]

Azul Ship Headcanons

So I already made a thread ranking(?? Judging?? I dunno lols) all the Azul ships I care about and so here's a post with headcanons for them and I have important things to do but shhh don't remind me and I won't remind you :)

Azuvil 🐙👑

I dunno all my energy for this ship died but I think it would be fun to write or read or work with because imagine they're both doing it for like appearances or something else of that manner and someone catches feelings or something but also they both think the other one thinks it's real from the beginning ??? So fake dating but extra steps. There's like this one fic that put this into my head but I don't remember the name lols

Azujami 🐙🐍

I really already explained this in the tweet but yeah this is only good when they get together after university (not NRC, but after they graduate and then graduate uni) and then get married and then divorced and then the story is them healing at fifty. Perhaps they become just friends, perhaps Azul learns to leave well enough alone, perhaps Jamil gets mad, perhaps they go their own ways, maybe one of them dies ?? I dunno this would seem fun to play around with :)

Jeiazu 🐬🐙

I don't really have anything to say about this, except if you aren't related or already in different relationship, being business partners? Pretty gay ngl. Pretty queer.

Floazu 🦈🐙

Do I have to write about this? Why did I include it. This is not a ship I care about like at all :/ Bumping it down to 1/10 ya'know I hate the childhood friends to lovers trope? It's too messy why would you date your childhood bestie I would let her kill me yes have we spoken in years no but would I date her no. No that's silly. I despise the trope actually. Please get it out of my face ahhhhh anyways

Azuide 🐙💀

I don't know why I included this either errrrr.. though I feel like they would bond over chess. The whole thing with the game of life in the comic anthology was pretty funny and I feel like working with a relationship with them would be very silly because it would be like that all the time and also neither of them know how to give or recieve affection properly so lols

Azurook 🐙🏹

As I said, this is literally just Rook being like "ooh interesting what if...I hunted you down??" and me projecting my unhealthy relationship with attention onto Azul. Oops.

Also I wanna be able to come up with cool ship names TwT I wanna come up with something like eight tailed arrow or something but everytime I try it sounds so stupidddddd how do y'all do itttttt I'm sure there are other people who have come up with this ship and maybe I just sound stupid let's move on.

Lizu/Water Spirit 👻🐙

Okay so this is really a crackship like she found him not up to standard but imagine if she didn't and also imagine if they got married and imagine if the whole story was just them healing in the afterlife?? That would be pretty cool imo :) So yeah that's it. It's gotta be awful to be seventeen for five hundred years and I'm gonna be honest I don't remember how she died so maybe she could work through that and Azul can work through his self worth issues and body issues, especially that he is now without a proper form. It would be cute, imagine it !

Zuel/Sailor's Lungs 🐙🫁

'Cause selfship names have no rules !!! But also this doesn't even count even because we're literally the same guy (not like I am him or vise versa but more like we're similar) so it would be like dating a fucked up mirror. Selfcest 😭😭😭 Zero out of ten, moving on.

AzuRid 🐙🌹

I forgot to include this in the original thread, oops. They're t4t lesbians (transfem riddle and transmasc nonbinary azul <3) and also in love and also the healthiest relationship here (shhh these are my headcanons I do what I want they get along beautifully once they get together) and also happy !!! Finally !!! And also they would be fun to work with because academic rivals to lovers is always fun. (I know these images are crispy as hell shhhhhhh don't mention it)

End of Headcanons !!!

If you have more please share I need more things to read to distract me from my schoolwork because my eyes hurt and my bones hurt an d I need to do something <3

#my thoughts #my headcanons #azul ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto twst #ships #azuvil #azujami #jeiazu #floazu hate kinda sorry #azuide #azurook #lizu #selfship but hating on it but it's me i'm hating on myself it's fine lmao #and i'm not even hating it's just kinda selfcest and that's dumb #I would NOT let myself hit #just so you know :) #azurid #twst ships #ship headcanons #kinda??? #Erm #Well #I need to go to bed #hm #g'night

[50c14lly4nx10u5]

man you wanna know what sucks

my name was changed on my bank account right. and it's my new name for everywhere...

EXCEPT on the stupid app

logged out. didn't work. deleted the app and redownloaded it. didn't work.

we (mom and i) went in person and they were like 'idk man ur name is changed. you gonna haveta call customer support or sum shit' so we called and they were like 'uh let's try resetting ur account? uhhhhh' and idk wtf was going on they gave me some kind of reset password thing but never told me where to put it so in the end my old name is still in the app and it's going to be shoved in my face for the rest of my life unless i make a completely new account either with the same bank (supposedly) or a new bank

"Good evening [old name]! :33333"

this is soooooo stupidddddd

and like it's my correct name in my profile section. it's just when i fucking open the app and when i look on the main paaaagge

^wrong name

^right name

i'm pissy

#50c14l speaks

[cowboyscrypt]

Can you just... Shut The Fuck Up? Please? Youre so stupid, I hate you. Masky and hoody are not fat. I hate you. I hate you. Shut up. Im so sick of you.

you wanna suck my dick so bad it makes you look STUPIDDDDDD

#madone. vai a prenderlo nel culo #weirdo. #cowboy's crypt

[its-tea-time-darling]

EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK ATHELSTAN SO BAD IT MAKES THEM LOOK STUPID STUPID STUPIDDDDDD

#vikings #athelstan #athelnar

[grv350m3g4rr3tt]

This mental hospital is so fucking stupid. "No you can't vape sorry" like you do realize that making me quit cold turkey is gonna make me even more depressed right? "No you can't go outside" "no you have you sit in your dark room all day" YALL ARE SO STUPIDDDDDD. THIS SHIT MAKEZ ME WANNA KILL MYSELF EVEN MORE DUMBASS jfc

#psych ward #mental illness #mental hospital

[dnnsrynlds]

i’ve been so depressed lately and right now i have that stupid fucking imagine dragons song “OH OH THE MISERY” stuck in my stupidddddd head

#make it stoppppp #i feel like dennis

[randombubblegum]

velvet by breathe carolina is a girlparx song :P

HGDJFHDJ GODDDD THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING STUPIDDDDDD…… but it is. and i love it so fucking much. alright

this one speaks for its fucking self. moving on

ITS ABOUT PUSSY LOOKS AT THE CAMERA OKAY WE GET IT…….. this is EXACTLY the kind of slutty sexually charged innuendo girl awsten would make at otto >__< like for every time boy!awsten managed to fit in some “”””joke”””” about ottos dick or throbbing cocks or whatever. well. girl!awsten would obviously do the same about. you get the jist

i dont generally mix scene slut au and girlparx au EXCEPT for this song. this lyric. its so AWSTENNNN like shes constantly rubbing up on otto and trying to provoke her into something, maybe she doesnt even know what, but SOMETHING…. “dont lose self control, ill make the rules up as we go” THATS AWSTEN!!! she doesnt know what shes doing and every time otto reciprocates she gets scared so she HAS to be the one making the rules of their little game up as they go. i can sit in your lap but if you rest a possessive hand on my thigh im gonna bolt (because i liked it and it scared me). i can pretend to kiss you but the rule is you have to pretend its a joke. and so on and so forth

i love this stupid song. i love breathe carolina and their slutty music. god. i love girlparx

#i wanted to put this on a playlist but i was like ok its too raunchy LOL #actually despite the multiple references to eating pussy on the girlparx playist theres a couple songs i cut #for being just a little too raunchy LOLLLLL but they would have fit!!!!!! #thank u for this ask btw. u rly get it. #mail time! #awtto song readings #girlparx

[ambiguousdisorderken]

not me doing organizational acrobatics in regards to my study plan just to get a chance to see kyle again.....

#he fucks me up. he's like oh I'll be there this summer. bitch. BITCH. it's practically already summer i cant just take a plane- #and forget all my responsibilities just to see your stupid face which i love and miss #he's so casual (because he doesn't care at all lol) but i really wanna see him again. oh god i do.... #here's me sending emails to my agency and my uni and doing maths nd thinking of not sleeping to keeo up w classes online #while in a time zone 7 hours ahead #i hate him💕 #about kyle #personal #im so stupidddddd. if this ruins my chances in the long run to get into grad school i will... idk.. i will cry a lot

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 12.07.17 lb

plain text version here. 

self confidence goals: ragini 😊😊😊

anika’s hiding and snooping game be hella weak. 🙄🙄🙄

god this baagad billa looks 🔥🔥🔥 in black. i can’t even. meri saansein ruk rahi hai yougaiz. 😧😧😧

LMAO SHIVAAY REFUSING TO TAKE THE HINT HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

lololol the speed jis se anika prakat hui when ragini touched shivaay. 😆😆😆

“kaadha? what’s kaadha?” “this? this green green item is kaadha! drink this, and your health will be TAN TANA TAN TAN TAN TAARA!”

hahahahahaha shivaay’s faceeeeeeee. 😂😂😂

this family is super big on its weird kaadhas. i’m on team ragini. it looks weird and hell no to drinking it, no matter what you say, billu in black. 😒😒😒

pfffffffffft, these two be eye-fucking riiiiiiiiiight in front of her. kuch toh sharam karo. 😶😶😶

ragini makes valiant second attempt. 😌😌😌

success! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lmaoooooooooo if looks could kill, there’d just be scorch marks on the floor where billu previously stood. 🙃🙃🙃

i’m not falling for this tej-jhanvi nonsense again. tej’s a dirty dog who will never sudharofy. he doesn’t deserve to even be on the same continent as jhanvi. 😑😑😑

“kitne dino baad hum normally baat kar rahe hai!”

yeah it’s so sad when someone trying to set you on fire and that puts a damper on civil conversation. 😕😕😕

ugh this simpering conversation is sooooo boringgggggg. im fwdinggggg. 😣😣😣

yup. fully called it. 🙄🙄🙄

WAZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN I MISSSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU LOOKING FIRE AS EVERRRRRRRR 😍😍😍

... someone tell me where REAL bechaaaari svetlana is though. 😐😐😐

time for regularly scheduled Faraq Fight of the hour. 😊😊😊

baaat ka batangad. kaadha diya, zeher nahi. untwist your boxer briefs, billu. 🙄🙄🙄

he’s getting angsty and mad at her for believing that ragini is his fiancee, when that’s exactly what he wanted in the first place. stupidddddd boy. 😑😑😑

he’s thissss close to blurting out the truth. he’s this close to growling “how could you believe i could be remotely interested in anyone else?” 😌😌😌

oh ho, kabab mein omki. 😒😒😒

...yeh dikhaana tha? iske liye achcha khaasa sexy shivika moment kharaab kiya tha? 😠😠😠

ok rudra is the unfittest gym bunny i have ever seen. 10 crunches take it out of him???? son, i haven’t exercised since 2003, and *i* can do 10 crunches. 😕😕😕

also @ acp anda (as @vishwaspur calls her): who the fuckkkkkkk exercises with hair alll khulaaa and flowing around? 😑😑😑

caaaaasual misogyny time. nice to see that bit of rudra’s personality is constant. 😒😒😒

RETURN OF OLD SENSIBLE, SNARKY OMKARA. *CRYING OF HAPPY* 😭😭😭😭😭😭

pfffft, shivaay and his tarafdaari of baby brother. 😆😆😆

i honestly love how much shivaay babies rudra. it’s fucking adorable. 😚😚😚

ugh svetlana, girlllllllllll, you can honestly do SO MUCH BETTER? it painssssss me to see you waste your hotness on terrible tej. 😫😫😫

i just realised that i want svetlana and jhanvi to get together. like, as a couple. two amazing, beautiful queens. haaaaye. imagine the flawless. 😍😍😍 #jhanLana #makeItHappen

oufffffff, can this scene enddddddddd already? 😑😑😑

oh boy. what plan? will they steal jhanvi’s face next and put her in the freezer dabba? 😟😟😟

sarcasm singh oberoi needs to shut it. 😒😒😒

omkara is me. i am omkara. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

oh god are they going to sabotage his gym equipment? IT COULD KILL HIM, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! 😧😧😧

of course pedantic singh oberoi has to sit and read the user manual. 😑😑😑

i relate with omki’s frustration level sooooo much rn. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

why are pinky/shakti on the DBO set of OM? 🤔🤔🤔

TAMEEZ AND DISCIPLINE? WHAT IS THIS, GURUKUL OF MOHABBATEIN? 🙄🙄🙄

ooooooop, shaktiji calling pinky out on the reallll issue. 🙊🙊🙊

oh dang. shaant shaktiji is shaaant no more. 😬😬😬

pffffffft, bhains ke aage been kyun baja rahe ho shaktiji? go do some pooja-paath instead. 😕😕😕

but yeah, this is the slow start to the pinky ka redemption track, methinks. she’ll continue with her ragini wala plan for a while, but then she’ll do something that’ll be her “ek kadam” and the family will forgive her and accept her. whatever. i don’t even care anymore. i just need her to stop being so nasty so i can stop hating her. it’s exhausting. 😖😖😖

“ab toh aaj yeh machine rahegi, ya main rahoonga!”

famous last words. 🤐🤐🤐

📰📰📰 tomorrow’s headlines 📰📰📰: oberoi scion (no, not the hot and short rude one. or the one with the hair. the other one.) killed due to stupidity. absolutely no one surprised. we’re amazed he made it this far. 

eeeeeee callback to “haath chod” moment of yore! omkiiiiiii. alavoooooo. *pulls his cheeks* 😘😘😘

i need the mom of a hot guy to throw her son at me, the way pinky is throwing shivaay at ragini. 😌😌😌 #suchSexPositive #muchProgressive #Wow 

ragini’s amazing faces of the day: 

how the fuck is dadi expecting this whole fucking taj mahal sized mansion to be painted IN ONE DAY?????????? 🤔🤔🤔

awwwww bulbul and her adorable baby cheenkein. 😊😊😊

pft. what a contrived issue. and these idiots are sooooooo useless. 😒😒😒

literally just some pics of shivika being attractively annoyed/annoying: 

this is suchhhhhhhhhhhhh a stupidddddd “problem”, lord. literally just watching for shivika and om’s hella beautiful faces. 😒😒😒

wow. gale force winds blowing inside the room at romantic scene. amaze. 😐😐😐

so... gender reversed fairy lights scene from IPKKND/DBO then. but with... gym equipment. sure. 🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽

it’s amazing how little fucks i give about these two as a couple. i’m literally more invested in prinkveer. 😕😕😕

OH MY GOD WHY WON’T THIS SCENE ENDDDDDDDDDD????????? FWD FWD FWD FWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. can’t believe i’m having to sacrifice on bulbul screentime/rikara romance for this BS. 😒😒😒

there. there’s the beginning to pinky’s redemption. she’s going to try and expose him for jhanvi’s sake. but it’s gonna backfire and he’ll expose the truth about shivaay to fuck her over. oyyyy vey. 😬😬😬

these threeeee fucking idiots. don’t they have their own love/sex lives which are in shambles to attend to? khade ho kar vicariously getting kicks from the most thanda “love story” in the history of the world. 😒😒😒

greattttttt. back to square one. 😑😑😑

shivaay: “tum log ladne ke bahaane ko dhoond kyun rahe ho? come on, be nice to her, she helped you out.”

oh my god. OH MY GOD. irony just died a thousand fucking deaths right now. *lays flowers at its grave* 😧😧😧

ragini: comes to talk to shivaay.  shivaay: literally ignores her to turn to anika and randomly ask her what SHE’S up to. 😂😂😂

ohhhhhhhhh shivaaaay. why you even started this whole stupid engagement drama when you don’t even have the mettle to act on it for 10 minutes is beyond me. 🙄🙄🙄

oh nooo, ragini ki choppppp. 😋😋😋

pinky’s gonna do it. she’s gonna blurt it out. 😗😗😗

yuppppppppp. she’s... 

oh no, shaktiji is putting addddchan. and misunderstanding her intentions. 😐😐😐

I FULLY NEED JHANVI TO GONE GIRL TEJ’S ASS. LIKE YESTERDAY. PLEASE GOD. HE DESERVES TO BE STABBED IN THE FACE, THIS LYING SNAKE. 😡😡😡

ok, when someone is going to SUCH lengths to prove their story, it’s shady af. 🙄🙄🙄

yes pinky, please use your tedhaaa dimaag for productive things like these. leave your son alone for like a day, so he can get laid already.  😑😑😑

LMAOOOOOOOO WHY IS ANIKA SO SMUGLYYYYY SWAYING WHILE SHIVAAY LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE? 😂😂😂😂😂

GENDA CHAAP DANT MANJAN. lolololol. 😆😆😆

produced by same company as chamko detergent??? 😁😁😁

of course he doesn’t know what manjan is. #burgerBachcha 🙄🙄🙄

GOD SHE’S SO STINKING CUTE I CAN’T EVEN. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ONE PERSON TO BE THIS CUTE? IT SHOULD BE BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! THE LEVELS OF CUTE IN HER BLOOD ARE TOO HIGH!!!!!!!!!!! 😧😧😧😧😧😧😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 

“shivaay, aap na meri baat kabhi nahi samjhenge.” “main toh tumhe hi nahi samajh paaya, anika. tumhaari baaton ko kya samjhunga.”

ooooop. things suddenly serious. though, is he talking still labouring under the misunderstanding, or does he Know™ about what she did? 🤔🤔🤔

“story kahin se kahin bhi pohunch jaaye, lekin yeh dono har do minute kisi na kisi pillar ke peeche hi milenge.” “ya phir RK pose mein!” 

lmaoooooooooo 😂😂😂

anika be like bitch i don’t have time for this passive aggressive emotional garbage. ANIKA OUT!!!!!!!!!! 😒😒😒

lololol om’s shiftyyyyyyyyy look. GODDDDD MAN, WHAT EVEN IS YOUR FACEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU 😍😍😍😍😍😍

hahaha khanna be hardcore shivika shipper from literally day 1. shivaay have dinner with some other ho? NOT ON HIS WATCH! ❌❌❌

pft such contrivedddddddd excuses. and these idiots are falling for it too. 🙄🙄🙄

how nice and convenient that there’s such strategic mood lighting that makes their skin look perfect and glowy. 😌😌😌

THIS ISN’T THE FUCKING STOREROOM. THIS IS THAT... ok idk what to call it, but it’s that random performance hall type space in their house. 😐😐😐 

waaah lighting got even more romantic. and there’s dinner too! 😇😇😇

me: waaay more excited about the food >>> the man. 😊😊😊

ooooooooooh. things getting serious. and angstyyyyyyyyyy. 😌😌😌

lmao what the fuck even is this tent nonsense? WHY WOULD YOU SET UP A TENT IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FULL-ON FUCKING STORM? HOW LONG IS OM PLANNING TO STAND THERE HOLDING ON TO THE DAMN THING????????? 😕😕😕

JUST GET IN THERE AND CUDDLE WITH HER, BOO. 🙃🙃🙃😚😚😚😉😉😉

#ishqbaaz #ishqbaaaz #ib episode liveblogs #episode liveblogs #120717 ib lb

[val-mic]

I fucking hate how americans look at their country teeming with easily accessible weapons and look at a country without those weapons and think "huh. wonder why they don't have as many gun deaths over there" LIKE YOU'RE SO STUPIDDDDDD YOU'RE SO STUPID YOU'RE S O S T U P I D I HATE YOU I ALMOST CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE JOYFUL EXPERIENCE OF BEING ABLE TO WALK TO THE GROCERY STORE WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT BEING FUCKING SHOT

#uuugggggghhhhhshsbnxncmmdkwksbclncnendkhclfnckkc #michael.txt #caps warning #adding that as a new trigger tag #vent