Why the Neighborhood is the best group this season:
Stress gives Iskall a cat
Iskall does not want a cat
In an attempt to not get anymore cats, Iskall tries to convince Stress that RenDOG wants a cat because he’s obviously historically a cat lover. I mean, it’s even in his name
Iskall sells VintageBeef an apartment with one of the cats he did not want from Stress already living inside
VintageBeef is very excited to have a cat come with his new apartment
Because the cat is tamed by Iskall, he needs another cat
In conclusion: Beef wants cats, Stress wants to give people cats, Ren is involved for no good reason, and Iskall somehow now actually needs a cat
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I don’t know what’s gayer Stress getting her mail delivered at Iskall’s house or the fact that Stress and Iskall are both surprised her mail is being delivered at their base, because they are so openly abnormal about each other that Cub knew the two of them would be seeing each other sooner than Stress would be getting a mailbox of her own. Yuri is beautiful
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more inconsequential hermit headcanons because y'all make them suffer too much:
- bdubs is lactose intolerant but in complete denial about it, he WILL kill you if you try to bring it up
- mumbo gets the hiccups every time he gets too cold
- tango really loves bugs and will cry if someone hurts an insect, even if it's just an accident
- etho is really good at french braiding hair and gem forces him to do her hair whenever she can
- false can make arrows the fastest out of anyone on the server, they've held competitions but nobody can ever beat her
- keralis is immune to all poison from food, and he always makes spider farms early on because spider eyes are his favourite snack (everyone else thinks he's insane)
- joehills doesn't actually need to sleep, but he makes bedrooms in all of his bases just in case other hermits want to stay over
- xisuma programmed software for his helmet that allows him to have basic communication with peaceful mobs
- iskall actually loves cats but he's quite allergic to them, he doesn't want to upset stress so he pretends he doesn't like cats because he doesn't want her to know she's been making him unwell
- after doc became obsessed with tomatoes, he decided to create technology to allow other hermits to grow crops from their homelands that wouldn't typically survive in other climates or in the overworld. it's become a community effort every new season to create a greenhouse where everyone can grow small amounts of food from their cultures, so none of them ever get too homesick
- a few seasons ago cleo asked zedaph if he could make a nail polish formula that doesnt chip off easily after spending time underwater and he hyperfixated on it for weeks before creating a nail polish that works so well it never chips, you have to use blaze powder mixed with dragon's breath to remove it. he refuses to charge anything for the nail polish and will give bottles to anyone who asks
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Little doodles of my favorite bit from Iskall's video from yesterday plus a little follow up to my Etho sketches from last night
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Sorry for neglecting you Tumblr. Anyway Minister of Food StressMonster101 🌸🥖🌾
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Stress. Mumbo. Joel. What is it about English people that makes Iskall go I think I’m gonna torment this person at every possible opportunity actually
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Grian: Every time I hear someone talk about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete the joke.
Mumbo: Okay, but what is updog?
Iskall: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, usually with ketchup, mustard, onions, or relish
Stress: That's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of a program is released
Jevin: No, that's an update. Updog is the fourth-largest city in Sweden
Cleo: That's Uppsala. Updog is a symbol used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
Joe: That's an epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current
Tango: That's an updraft. Updog is the modern version of a henway
Mumbo: What's a henway???
Tango: About five pounds
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