Why the Neighborhood is the best group this season:
Stress gives Iskall a cat
Iskall does not want a cat
In an attempt to not get anymore cats, Iskall tries to convince Stress that RenDOG wants a cat because he’s obviously historically a cat lover. I mean, it’s even in his name
Iskall sells VintageBeef an apartment with one of the cats he did not want from Stress already living inside
VintageBeef is very excited to have a cat come with his new apartment
Because the cat is tamed by Iskall, he needs another cat
In conclusion: Beef wants cats, Stress wants to give people cats, Ren is involved for no good reason, and Iskall somehow now actually needs a cat
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Iskall has 13 Joel stamps left. Which means he already sent Joel mail 54 times.
The mail barrel doesn’t have 54 slots.
Hopefully Postmaster Pearl DID install extra storage at Joel’s.
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more inconsequential hermit headcanons because y'all make them suffer too much:
- bdubs is lactose intolerant but in complete denial about it, he WILL kill you if you try to bring it up
- mumbo gets the hiccups every time he gets too cold
- tango really loves bugs and will cry if someone hurts an insect, even if it's just an accident
- etho is really good at french braiding hair and gem forces him to do her hair whenever she can
- false can make arrows the fastest out of anyone on the server, they've held competitions but nobody can ever beat her
- keralis is immune to all poison from food, and he always makes spider farms early on because spider eyes are his favourite snack (everyone else thinks he's insane)
- joehills doesn't actually need to sleep, but he makes bedrooms in all of his bases just in case other hermits want to stay over
- xisuma programmed software for his helmet that allows him to have basic communication with peaceful mobs
- iskall actually loves cats but he's quite allergic to them, he doesn't want to upset stress so he pretends he doesn't like cats because he doesn't want her to know she's been making him unwell
- after doc became obsessed with tomatoes, he decided to create technology to allow other hermits to grow crops from their homelands that wouldn't typically survive in other climates or in the overworld. it's become a community effort every new season to create a greenhouse where everyone can grow small amounts of food from their cultures, so none of them ever get too homesick
- a few seasons ago cleo asked zedaph if he could make a nail polish formula that doesnt chip off easily after spending time underwater and he hyperfixated on it for weeks before creating a nail polish that works so well it never chips, you have to use blaze powder mixed with dragon's breath to remove it. he refuses to charge anything for the nail polish and will give bottles to anyone who asks
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Twelve Bamboo
i cant believe its real im crying
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iskall and stress are to each other what grian and mumbo are to each other but yall are not ready for that conversation
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Little doodles of my favorite bit from Iskall's video from yesterday plus a little follow up to my Etho sketches from last night
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Etho adds to the base - Thumbnail redraw
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these are the hermits I watch every single episode from <3 my favourites
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Grian, texting Iskall: Help, I'm being kidnapped!
Iskall: WHAT?! Where are you?!
Grian: In a car with a strange person. Help me!
Iskall: I'm going to call Mumbo
Mumbo, answering his phone: Hello?
Iskall: Where's Grian? He told me he was being kidnapped.
Mumbo: Kidnapped? What do you mean, he's right here next to me—
Mumbo:
Mumbo: I'll call you back.
Mumbo: I JUST HAD A MUSTACHE TRIM! IT'S NOT THAT BAD!
Grian: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Stress. Mumbo. Joel. What is it about English people that makes Iskall go I think I’m gonna torment this person at every possible opportunity actually
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