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#SwapGyutaro!Yuu
twisted-dork · 7 months
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #5
Giyuu!Yuu in the teacher lounge with a headache: Come on I wasn’t that drunk last night.
SwapGyutaro!Yuu *pouring coffee for both of them*: You were flirting with Lilia
Giyuu!Yuu: What’s wrong with that we’re practically married.
SwapGyutaro!Yuu *hands Giyuu!Yuu a mug of black coffee*: You asked him if he was single
Giyuu!Yuu is now staring at their coffee embarrassed
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: You cried when he said no *preceded to drink his black coffee*
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twisted-dork · 6 months
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #11 The crush pt3
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO MY SISTER!?!
Epel: No, I haven’t been talking to ur sister
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: *calm sigh*
Epel: UR SISTER HAS BEEN TALKING TO ME!!!!
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: EXCUSE ME?!?! Why would she be talking to u?!!? U look like a mess.
Epel: *gasp*
Epel: AND U look like ur balding with that missing hairline.
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: *gasp*
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: The only thing missing is ur manliness and that’s why ur such a girly boy
Epel: THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: SQUARE UP LITTLE MAN
*Inosuke!Yuu and Kanao!Yuu continuing to just watch from the sidelines while eating popcorn*
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twisted-dork · 5 months
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #20 Giyuu!Yuu’s Letter Box
*While on the Camp Vargas Event Giyuu!Yuu forget to lock the their room so they called Lilia to lock up*
Lilia: Okay I got a box but there’s no key in here just letters.
Giyuu!Yuu: That’s the wrong box put it back.
*Lilia sees that all of the letter’s have Tanjiro!Yuu’s handwriting*
Lilia: Oh Giyuu!Yuu are these letters from Tanjiro!Yuu
Giyuu!Yuu: Don’t read those letters
Lilia: Oh look they call you raindrop that is so cute.
Giyuu!Yuu: PUT DOWN THE LETTERS
*SwapGyutaro!Yuu snatches the phone*
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Hey Lilia it’s SwapGyutaro!Yuu
Lilia: Hey SwapGyutaro!Yuu how’s camping
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Delightful. Listen I don’t know what you’re doing right now
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: But there are little bubbles forming in the corner of Sheldon’s mouth
Lilia: Okay yeah I kinda of crossed a line put them back on
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Thank yooou
*SwapGyutaro!Yuu hands the phone to Giyuu!Yuu*
Giyuu!Yuu: I’m back
Lilia: What up Raindrop
Fun fact: Tanjiro is canonical pen pals with Uzui, Urokodaki, Senjurou, the ladies from the red light district, and Giyuu (he never answer back)
So I headcanon that Giyuu kept all of the letters and keeps them in a safe place
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twisted-dork · 6 months
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #17 I know they fall easily but WHY
*After a potion accident that caused Zenitsu!Yuu love to intensify*
Idia: I hope you have a strong stomach
*Idia opens the closest door showing Zenitsu!Yuu tied up in a chair*
Zenitsu!Yuu: SUGAR PIE, HONEY BUNCH—
*Idia quickly close the door*
*SwapGyutaro!Yuu opens door*
Zenitsu!Yuu: YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE—
*SwapGyutaro!Yuu close door again and points to Idia*
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: YOU!?
Idia: Yes…
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Antidote?!
Idia: Working on it..
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: I know their a person who falls in love with every guy/girl/person they see,
*SwapGyutaro!Yuu gestures to Idia*
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: But this is RIDICULOUS!!
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twisted-dork · 3 months
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #26 Just We two-five
*Ruggie trying to ask Kanao!Yuu out*
Ruggie: Just we two
❄️🌸:Ooh that's would be wonderful!
Ruggie:Three?
❄️☘️:*pops out*
Ruggie: Four!
❄️🔵:*appears out of thin air*
Ruggie: Five!
Kanao!Yuu:Oh yes Mr.Ruggie these are my younger siblings
Ruggie:Oh,how sweet
*SwapDaki!Yuu spying on them*: Aww how sweet
*SwapGyutaro!Yuu tied up in ribbons* Yes….VERY SWEET
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twisted-dork · 6 months
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #14 Operation Get Tanjiro!Yuu and Malleus Together
SwapDaki!Yuu: *Coaching Malleus on how to flirt* Just tell them they have beautiful eyes
Malleus: Great idea
*Malleus walked up to Tanjiro!Yuu who is talking with Kanao!Yuu, Inosuke!Yuu, and SwapGyutaro!Yuu who are there for support*
Malleus: I have beautiful eyes
SwapDaki!Yuu, SwapGyutaro!Yuu, Inosuke!Yuu, and Kanao!Yuu *Internally*: This b!tch *slaps their face*
Tanjiro!Yuu:*smiles* Yes you do
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twisted-dork · 7 months
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #10 I’m Not Gay
SwapDaki!Yuu: I just wanted to say, I just got you a boyfriend *pulls out a kidnapped neige*
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: I don’t want a boyfriend IM NOT GAY
SwapDaki!Yuu: Yes you are you just have commitment and insecurity issues
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: I DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND
*Inosuke!Yuu and Kanao!Yuu just watching from the sidelines while eating popcorn*
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twisted-dork · 7 months
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #9 Someone Has a Crush pt.2
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: What are you doing you goof
SwapDaki!Yuu: *has hearts in their eyes* He’s handsome
*Epel arguing with Ace in a country accent*
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: *rolls his eyes* And your bratty now focus on training.
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twisted-dork · 5 months
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The Adventures of Twisted Wonderland Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse
In the ramshackle the Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Group are having their annual girls(/boys/people) night Tanjiro!Yuu went to get snacks with Nezuko!Yuu and Inosuke!Yuu
Zenitsu!Yuu: Okay if Malleus and Tanjiro!Yuu were in a manwha doesn’t matter romance, reincarnation, ect..
Zenitsu!Yuu: What do you think the title would be
SwapDaki!Yuu *raise their hand*: Ooh The Princess/Prince/Monarch Becomes a Knight to protect Their Dragon
Demon (Yuu)niverse: Oh not bad
Senjuro!Yuu: How about The Slayer Becomes the Dragon’s Companion.
SwapGyutaro!Yuu doing Giyuu!Yuu hair: Not bad kid kid but my turn. The Dragon wants to Marry The Knight
SwapDaki!Yuu: THAT’S NO DIFFERENT FROM MINE
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: You never said they were getting married just protecting
SwapDaki!Yuu: *Pouts*
Kanao!Yuu with grim in her lap: The Dragon Prince Falls in Love with The Kind Samurai
Zenitsu!Yuu: That’s just them in general Kanao!Yuu
Giyuu!Yuu: I’ve been reincarnated as the Dragon Prince’s Bride
Zenitsu!Yuu: eh reminds me of the ghost bride too much
*Zenitsu!Yuu turns to the reader*
Zenitsu!Yuu: What do you think?
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twisted-dork · 20 days
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #40
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Excuse me, everyone. SEX! Now that I have your attention...
SwapDaki!Yuu: You don't have our attention
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: MONEY!
SwapDaki!Yuu: I'm listening~
Zenitsu!Yuu: You had me at sex~
*SwapGyutaro!Yuu glares at them*: Pervert
Kanae!Yuu: You have all of our attention just by screaming anything, Love...
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: That's good to know! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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twisted-dork · 25 days
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The Adventures of Twisted Wonderland Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse #4 Leona and Kanae!Yuu’s After The Spelldrive Tournament
Kanae!Yuu: You should be addicted to shutting the f*ck up
*Leona laughs*: You want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid
Kanae!Yuu: And so what if I do you son of a Man-wh*re
*SwapGyutaro!Yuu and Ruggie burst into laughter*
Kanae!Yuu: What I’m not going to insult his mother.
Kanae!Yuu: She most likely has to deal with him.
Kanae!Yuu: And if he’s anything like his father then did I lie? Did I?
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twisted-dork · 1 month
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Child au Incorrect quotes #7 Jokes
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Oooo, ChildTanjiro!Yuu’s gonna be mad…
*Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu holding ChildTanjiro!Yuu ripped hoari*: AH!
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: And then you’re not going to be their favorite anymore
Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu: AHHH!
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Then I’ll be their favorite
*Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu start bawling*
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Woah! I’m just kidding.
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Ugh, babies never get my jokes..
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Please stop crying…
*WAM*
Crewel: I think that’s quite quite enough from you pup
*Crewel said as he picks up Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu*
Crewel: come now baby pup I’ll show you how to fix the clothes
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twisted-dork · 1 month
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #36 SwapDaki!Yuu VS. Ace
*During the Ace fight in the prologue*
Giyuu!Yuu: That sounded like SwapDaki!Yuu
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: No, no that couldn’t be her
SwapDaki!Yuu: YOU RIDICULOUSLY STUPID MORON!!
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: No, it’s her
Giyuu!Yuu: it’s her
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twisted-dork · 1 month
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Child au Incorrect quotes #5 The Dad Life
ChildKanae!Yuu holding ChildKanao!Yuu: Dad I’m cold
ChildSwapDaki!Yuu: Dad I’m freezing
ChildSwapGyutaro!Yuu: Dad I’m hungry
ChildInosuke!Yuu: Dad I’m starving
BabyNaho❄️☘️: Dad
BabyKiyo❄️🔵: Dad
BabySumi ❄️🌸: Dad
A l l: Dad
Hashira!Douma: OKAY! Can everyone stop saying dad?
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*Giyuu!Yuu carrying ChildTanjiro!Yuu, ChildNezuko!Yuu, and Child!Silver while also holding Lilia’s hand*
Giyuu!Yuu Sips hot chocolate*: Weak
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twisted-dork · 1 month
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #33
*Inosuke!Yuu rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Kanae!Yuu: What's going on?
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Inosuke!Yuu wouldn't drink water.
Kanae!Yuu: ... And?
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: And I asked them how fast he could chug an entire bottle.
Inosuke!Yuu, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, B**CHES!
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twisted-dork · 3 months
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #28 He loves Us
Giyuu!Yuu: What are you guys doing?
SwapDaki!Yuu: We told SwapGyutaro!Yuu that their ears turn red when he lies.
Giyuu!Yuu: Why would you do that?
Inosuke!Yuu: So that we could do this.
*Inosuke!Yuu turns to SwapGyutaro!Yuu*: Hey SwapGyutaro!Yuu do you love us?
*SwapGyutaro!Yuu covers ears*: No!
*Inosuke!Yuu and SwapDaki!Yuu giggling*
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