#THE SPITE ROSE

[rosemaryyuri]

it's so hilarious how a large chunk of the homestuck fandom actually and genuinely believes everything rose lalonde says about herself and her life. she would be so happy. You think I'm cool, calm, and put together? You think I'm a reliable therapist for my friends? Tell me more.

#it's so funny. they fall for her front and whatever she says about her mother postretcon #(yes mom lalonde WAS abusive and severely neglected her child emotionally and physically to the point rose could not take a genuine gesture #of gift giving as anything other than deeply ironic and spiteful and also actively snuck around the house to avoid interacting with her #mother. not to mention mom lalonde was Drunk All The Time and offered rose alcohol. but yeah sure just believe the 16 year old) #talk tag #rose #sorry i just saw such a take i needed to say something about it or i would Die

[weirdozjunkary]

Gay animals for your pleasure <3

#art #fanart #coloured sketch #Firealpaca #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #Amy rose #blaze the cat #sonadow #sonux #blazamy #this is mostly to spite my tiktok comments

[eleanorose123]

i give the snake imp assassin an ace headcanon, as a treat lol

#rose art #helluva boss #striker #this is mainly just cause a friend of mine and i enjoy the hc lol #first time drawing hb and its out of spite- how fitting

[finalbiohazard]

twitter takeovers CANNOT be trusted, so I've taken it into my own hands and brought u a snippet of the 100% Totally Real And Actually Canon music tastes of these two

#amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #shadamy #sonic the hedgehog #fanart #this isn't meant to be ship but idc view it however u want. this is about my spite for whoever decided they would ever listen to t$wift. #AMY WOULD LOVE HAMMER SMASHED FACE SHE'D LISTEN AND BE LIKE HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR... #sth

[mortuarywriting]

if i can be petty in your askbox? that lil video of konig manspreading just made me gag. you know that man already smells like a roll of coins on a good day, but his ball smell wafting out? no wonder the dude covers his fucking nose -391780

Look I'm the LAST person to discourage pettiness in this chili's. This is a petty welcome zone.

I will, however, make it worse 'cause like. Man's also got post-mission smell which has to be appalling. Being in an enclosed space after that just feels. Not Ideal at most polite. Walk my happy ass back to base at worst. Keep a bottle of febreze and spray him liberally before letting him on at funniest.

#391780 #I'm a petty and spiteful bitch I will always indulge petty and spitefulness #I'm not saying i smell like a bunch of roses but I am saying I am aware of how I smell after tromping around in the sun all day for college #And while at the time the student body all agreed its late summer none of us will smell pleasant we at least yanno. Fuckin tried #And once it hit cooler Temps/major specific and you stayed in one building mostly everything was Better #Idk i feel like there's a baseline level of 'I'm dealing with people this is what I need to do' I set up for myself. #He could stand to have something similar #rambles from the morgue #Boy I hope this doesn't wind up in his tag #Doubling down tho it would be hilarious if this man got got by his own trap while setting it up

[uselesstaroth]

I don't usually post headcanons, but one Surgamy one I have is that no matter how good their relationship is, Surge is a bad influence on Amy

Even just a tiny one!

Like getting Amy into watching dumb stuff like terrible apology videos just to get mad at them and the entire time Amy is ranting about it, Surge is like "Yes, you're so right, go off, get nasty."

Part of a larger headcanon that Surge really likes it when Amy gets passionately angry about something.

#surgamy #surge encourages spite #like with whisper #headcanon #shipping headcanons #surge the tenrec #amy rose #sonic idw #idw sonic #surgeamy

[arundolyn]

Happy birthday, Rachel Alucard, and happy Halloween!

#rachel alucard #blazblue #nago #edits #sprite edits #crow.gif #loops #misc #birthdays #yeah yeah ruby and slayer too but i dont have the energy this year rachel gets her own post ok #and also i think my cheat table for xrd is still fucked so i cant make more gifs. crowd boos #happy birthday you stupid little rose gremlin. i wish your personality was more tolerable but alas. #hateful little creature almost affectionate but also spiteful #in my heart its also raquel's birthday since we dont know when that is. the better rachel #when will she be back from the war. raquel plot relevance again when 💔 #this was actually a kinda hard call to make on which gifs to use. she has so many really fun to look at animations #why does rachel get all the fun stuff

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Five] One Last Push!

I am just gon sit here kickin’ my feet around over this one fhdhd they are too sweet! While Ainsley and Daniel don’t often seek each other out in the group at large, their solo chemistry absolutely shines through when they get to talking! If you’re noticing a theme between these One-on-Ones, it won’t be surprising to learn that Daniel would have 3000% majored in Psychology and become a Therapist if he hadn’t been shipped off to Military School.

@jaigny

[ Part 19/?? ] 🌹

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 edit #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #ainsley copper by jaigny #|| #these upcoming scenes are long out of spite dhdh but also because #the closer we get to the rose ceremony #the more i’m gonna miss these guys 🥺 #so the scenes have gotten longer i’m so sorry djfhdhd CONSISTENCY?? WE DON’T KNOW HER #i hope ainsley’s voice comes through here 🥹 #reading through his bio and knowin abt his lil ones and how important they are to him #coupled with his constant Tense moodlets from his social anxiety (crowded spaces quirk) #he’s been kind of distanced from dan in most of the group outings :( #but they really do hit their amazing compatibility when they talk!! #its not necessarily flirty but i can tell they really enjoy #each other’s company 😌 #zayden is coming up soon!! :( his pics did not come out like how i wanted hehdgs #possibly another update after this 🤔 stay tuned~

[fallout-lou-begas]

CASS NATION IT'S TIME TO STRIKE AGAIN

VOTE FOR CASS AND SEND BOONE PACKING FROM THE POLLS AND BACK TO HIS SADSACK MOTEL ROOM

#the tournament OP really hates cass but that spite just makes me stan harder #let's GOOOO!!!! #rose of sharon cassidy #cass sweep

[aq2003]

will be cringe on main for 1 second anyway describing the star beast as "your parent that's supportive but doesn't quite get it" is very accurate and i think that can mean different things to different people. like there's obviously missteps and it's totally valid if it disappoints/doesn't gel well w people But for me personally whose parents are very much not supportive the more i think abt how completely loud and enthusiastic it is the more i want to cry actually lol

#i think generally that's how rep works a lot of the time. it'll be imperfect it can be seen completely differently #like i can see ppl viewing rose-being-nby-partially-due-to-being-connected-to-an-alien as undercutting it #but to me. the queer subtext for ten specifically reads so strongly bc they're so human in spite of or maybe bc of who they are #and that includes being an alien as paradoxical as that is. So that part actually genuinely 1000% works for me i love it to death #dr who #dw spoilers #14 era

[ganymedesclock]

When you get into sonic vibes again I'd love to hear your ideas on Amy's hammer?

I feel like you can choose to interpret it as Amy having pocket dimension storage she keeps all sorts of things in but I personally feel like if she had that she'd use it obviously for a Lot of things, so my personal favorite take is Amy's hammer is a magical girl weapon.

Like, my gameverse-canon read is that she just, needed a weapon and hadn't prepared, so sometime during Sonic CD she just grabbed it from Little Planet, possibly Good Future, so it's this advanced magitech thing that has registered her as a user and will just materialize to her due to its command of time-space weirdness, which is why she can also duplicate it and modify its size depending on her situation. Amy herself doesn't really know how it works, and may think of it as her lucky hammer because it just always seems to be usefully what she needs, unaware that it may have a simplistic AI and be learning and evolving from her usage habits.

I definitely like the take it's actually really dang heavy, like she could barely swing it in Sonic CD and came off that and went "well, that was embarrassing!" and worked out heavily. I mean, her hammer jumps in Adventure imply that it's heavy enough to offset her entire body weight if she swings it quickly.

#Sonic the Hedgehog #Amy Rose #piko piko hammer #like Amy as a character tends to come off pretty spiritual #of the 'classic four' she's second only to Knuckles in terms of that sense of mysticism #she reads fortunes and talks about her intuition (which is uncannily good) #so I feel like the hammer definitely is something a little transcendental that she picked up / doesn't have full control or knowledge over #but she's able to work well with it in spite of that unknowing-ness; it's more fly-by-feel #and the thing about her 'lighter' hammer in the murder game #is because she's figured out how to manipulate the properties of her hammer's paradox clones

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

#just checking cuz i USED to not draw her with back spines but now i do out of spite #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #amy the hedgehog #amy rose

[ohbutwheresyourheart]

after spending all of season 2 gleefully imagining hannibal getting his comeuppance... I think mizumono broke me

#hannibal #that last supper with hannibal and will fucked me up #he knew he KNEW HE KNEW that will was still with the fbi #and gave him the hannibal style olive branch of: #hey. babe. it's okay. i get it. you're conflicted. we can just... go. #and abigail was ALIVE THE WHOLE TIME #and then he fucking killed her out of sheer petty spite that his rose-tinted murder family plan did not come together #because he could not stand the thought of abigail and will being a family without him #or even abigail still leaving with hannibal but missing will #and then JACK TRYING TO CALL BELLA #the only person i don't feel as bad for as i should is alana bc she just... doesn't really do it for me as a character #like i get it i get why she's the way she is she's meant to be the only sane person adrift in this sea of utter madness #but her being locked out of the loop and two steps behind everyone else is kind of... annoying. like alana!!! girl!!!! get with it!!!!! #but god hannibal. hannibal. hannibal. #i still kind of want to see him dead but i also kind of want to pat him #(from a distance. with like a mop or something like that one gif) #he really is in love with will #or at least the closest thing to love he can feel #and he really was imagining a way they could live a life together #sure it was a life on the run as cannibalistic serial killers constantly evading the fbi who would hunt them down until the day they died #but they would be cannibalistic serial killers with like. a picket fence. maybe some dogs. #oh my god wait the funniest thought just occurred to me #will refusing the offer of running off into the night with hannibal not because of any moral scruples #but because he would have had to leave his dogs behind #like hannibal come ON you KNOW this man did you really not include his dogs in the escape plan???? #amateur mistake. do better next time.

[roseworth]

Tried to follow only to discover I already am. Good job, past me. Thoughts on the changes made to Rose’s character with each reboot?

YES i have so many thoughts

first of all. the new 52 was the worst thing to ever happen to rose and im not exaggerating even a little. she started out as a superboy side character (???) as an assassin that was hired to kill him if he didnt do what they wanted ? then she became a ravager and hunted people down

but the WORST part of the new52 is that they either didnt know or didnt care about lillian worth and they just. made rose one of slade and adeline's kids. and had him raise her.

also she was the oldest child of her and joey, which is nowhere near the same level of awful as the whitewashing but still makes me uncomfortable

yeah so. new 52 was fucking terrible. that is not rose even a little i do not know this woman

but REBIRTH fixed so much <3 christopher priest my bff <3 i am once again recommending deathstroke 2016 bc it has so many good moments and i think its worth reading

the first time rose showed up lillian worth was mentioned!!!!! she was there!!!!! <33333 the timeline was changed a little but i can forgive that bc!!! LILI!!!!!

the problem is that the book made her hmong instead of cambodian and i dont really know why??? but also ive said it before but,,, as much as it makes me upset bc asian identities shouldnt just be interchangeable,,,, this was the first time it was even mentioned that she was half asian since the 90s!!!! and she had a whole arc about her hmong heritage and her family!!!!!!

AND she didnt kill anyone in that book iirc :') the closest she got to killing someone was when she was in the middle of a breakdown then shado killing him for her instead which!!!! i love so so much bc rose does not kill a lot despite what some writers want you to believe. pre52 she has like maybe 3 murders that i would consider in character so the fact that she doesnt kill anyone in ds2016 is so fucking real

anyways ill also count infinite frontier as a reboot bc i love to talk about my opinions

there werent a lot of clear changes in infinite frontier BUT. technically her cutting her eye out is canon rn. in deathstroke inc theres a flashback of her stabbing her eye, and also in dark knights death metal (?) shes drawn with an eyepatch

then she was in robin 2021 which was . eh. it wasnt BAD for her but it was just kinda her continuing to kill ppl ig :( but she was drawn so nice in that book so ill forgive it

side note i still hate the idea of respawn so that bothered me in this book. also what they did to connor hawke is unforgivable so its a net loss but whatever

anyways i think thats all my thoughts. in conclusion: new52 bad. rebirth mostly good. infinite frontier eh. and my own personal interpretation is perfect always.

#thats not even mentioning the fact that she gave up the name ravager in ds2016 #which i LOVE but everyone just. forgot about it. #not fair #also im choosing to ignore the fact that that hmong family was paid by slade #bc i have a lot of thoughts about what that means for her but i dont want to derail all of this #but also also. ds16 is so fucking funny. remember when rose got married just to spite slade #rose wilson #dc

[panvani]

I wonder how Bryan Lee O'Malley thinks of his fans

#logxx #Like I don't think it's quite rose-engine levels of malice and contempt if for no reason other than #He's only reblogging art that people made purely to spite canon #Rather than reblogging actual Scott/Knives art which is what Yuri Stern would do

[hisuianhellion]

Ya know you'd think evil teams would have better things to do than be transphobic on the internet but it's increasingly strange that it keeps happening.

Maybe stop breathing the same air as people that need it more than you and go find a ditch to live in instead.

#((this is not a dig at the writers this is Rose being trans and spiteful)) #dash commentary #pokemon rp #pokemon roleplay #rotumblr #pokemon irl #rotomblr #rosy ramblings