Mutual 1: (An extremely extensive post detailing their trauma on their secret blog)
Mutual 1: (A picture of the soup they finished making) Eeatting penis soup grab a bowl
Mutual 2: (Cropped batman yaoi) This scene was so compelling in the comics qnd established so much for Bruce Waynes character as a bottom
Mutual 3: Just updated my comic (it is one of the most compelling pieces of narrative youve ever read. Its based off of a bad game)
Mutual 4: Ngl this omegaverse gacha life youtube video is more compelling than most shows i watch
Mutual 5: Finally cocking out i swear if one more thing happens today i will snap
Mutual 6: PENIS TYPO
Mutual 7: PENIS TYPO
Mutual 8: PENIS TYPO
Mutual 9: This yak tranquilizer weak af
Mutual 10: Come make my sinister potion (posts how to make a pipebomb)
Mutual 11: Do i get plastic surgery and change my name and move to a different country y/n (poll is in favor of yes by a huge margin)
Mutual 12: Mutual 13 is a lying fucking piece of trash and i think they should drop dead. They live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104 and im going to record me beating the shit out of them
Mutual 13: Aww my bestie is coming to visit me soon :]
(Mutual 12 and 13 are dating)
Mutual 14: who tf does she think she is (posts a sc of mutual 8 from three url changes ago. It is mutual 8 saying theyre going to the park)
Mutual 15: So in my latest session in dnd we rolled 1d12 for dick size and i rolled a nat 20 and idk what to do with this reponsibility now
Mutual 16: he looks so good im going to scream (a screenshot where said character is so far in the background he doesnt even have a face)
Mutual 17: eho up thinking about the moral dillemma presented in pokemon go
Mutual 18: take a look at my ocs :D (mona lisa if dhe was gay)
Mutual 19: i hadba really good day today i got to spend some time bonding with my entire family and we got to celebrate something we havent had the time for in 37 years
Mutual 20: (reblogging mutual 19) L + Don't care + 632146K~P PRC, dl.2146K~P, 5K > 2146K~P, 5K > JF 2146K~P, 2H, WS ([4]6H->P), 623H
Mutual 21: (Blurry photo of them running from police) they're after me for my stash kf yaoi cocaine
Mutual 22: (Miles long RP chain they started 2 months ago. You have post notification on for them because its awesome)
Mutual 23: Discussing the morality of liking bananas over mangoes
Mutuals 24 ans 25: having a dramatic wedding where theyre acting as a crack ship. They're on the verge of divorce
Mutual 26: She winding onbmy waker (is in the middle of intense controversy)
Mutual 27: (Callout for mutual 26)
Mutual 28: If Mutual 17 asked i would give them a sloppy toppy
Mutual 29: Anon get out of my inbox before j block you his ass is NOT flat. (His ass is fucking concave)
Mutual 30: Shes just like me fr (a picture kf a shopping cart)
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{Unwanted Soul} Masterlist
(it got too long in my Masterlist, so I had to open a new one...)
Pairing: [Yandere!Alastor x Owner of his Soul!Reader]
Main Story:
Part 1 — The Beginning of It All
Part 2 — Welcome Back
Part 2.5 (ask) — Knowing about the contract & Your scenes in Hazbin
Part 3 — Time Away From Home
Part 4 — Realizing & Accepting
Part 5 — Confession From The Heart
Part 6 — The Giver's Perspective
Part 7 — Reveal the Storm
Part 8 — Technological Dealings
Part 9 — The Cat Makes Its Appearance
Part 10 — Clean Up & Reveals
Trivia Asks:
— Songs vibing with the story
— What if Alastor's soul is returned?
— Hotel crew's reaction to finding out about the relationship + What if more yanderes?
— What if you gave Alastor your soul? Alastor's perception of it
— Short!Alastor imagine
— What if you die? Alastor's reaction
— Short!Alastor imagine II
— What if you were redeemed for saving Alastor from Adam?
— Dating Lucifer and Alastor?? (very very short)
— Alastor's reaction to you being flirted/harassed
— Musical Hell and Music lover you
— Reader's romantic view on Alastor? & Toying with feelings?
— Kisses in public for Alastor!??!!
— Declaration of love from you
— Slow to warm you & Alastor's reaction
— A date with Alastor
— Hotel members questioning your and Alastor's relationship
— Small rivalry with Cursed Cat Alastor
— Hotel members & Mimzy's reaction to you dating Alastor
— Continuation of redeemed you back in Hell
— Lucifer tells Alastor you're more powerful than you look + Demon design
— Redeemed Alastor after saving you from Adam
— You and a little visitor named KeeKee
— Angel snatching you away from Alasto
— You saved Cursed Cat Alastor, now you have two!
— Additional outfit inspiration for your demon design
— Cursed Cat Alastor VS Alastor: "Cat or me?!"
— Appreciate Alastor please
— Lore before your quill + Redeemed!Alastor Part 2
— Costume dress-up suggestions / theme
— What if you're physically clingy to Alastor?
— Accidentally hurting you while throwing Angel
— No cuddles while you binge-watch anime?
— Your interest in Black Butler | Alastor VS Sebastian??
— Alastor acts the way your favourite characters do
— Your past and career? + Powers & abilities lore
— Do you remember? Redeemed Alastor
— You and Alastor dancing
— You get hurt by some demon
— No angst for redeemed you & battling Adam
— Bambi shows favouritism to only you
— Anniversary with you and Alastor
— "Pokemon Alastor, I choose you!"
— Birthday celebrations?
— Someone broke Alastor's precious radio gift from you
— What if redeemed you got Alastor out of that insane phase?
— You dress up like a princess or evening gown
— Your interest in historical anime/manga
— Are you, by chance, a songwriter as well when alive? + Weakness
— Summoning Cursed Cat Alastor?! + Limitation to power
— How did the hotel crew learn not to disturb your dates?
— You and learning French to one-up Alastor
— What if redeemed you forgave Alastor
Polls:
1: Alastor's battle with Adam (ended)
2: Next Storyline of the Story (ended)
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redrew my favoritest scene...
small ramble under the cut
IT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL IN THE DAPPLED SUNLIGHT LIKE. This is such a gentle image of it. The way Darkrai rises from the shadows all menacingly or whatever but then the sun comes out and the sunbeams fall upon it like they do the rest of the garden makes it clear that Darkrai is a harmonious part of the natural world. That one 10 second scene does such a good job at characterizing the pokemon as a whole. it's such a powerful yet still subtle example of visual storytelling ...
Also here's a version without the sunlight (not sure if i like it more or less)
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oh btw one of my favorite things to do when im having writer's block is to uh. get inspiration by. trying to translate something really stupid into poetry or prose. personally i like to see if i can 1. make funny jokes to myself, 2. keep the purple prose to a minimum, and 3. not make it obvious what i'm writing about. but like, these are my rules. you don't need em. the whole point is to relax.
one of the poems i wrote about my pokemon game got published. so did a piece about thanatos & zag from hades. i was recently able to start writing again bc i watched paul blart mall cop 2 and wrote a scene about a shadow man playing piano whilist paul gets his ass kicked in by a bird. i've written about how i used to be able to eat cheese. about how i burned my popcorn. whatever.
but - this is key - set a timer. do not write more than 5-10 minutes. i say this so so lovingly: you are not trying to start another fanfiction. you're not trying to write another book. you gotta stop thinking of your words as only being important if they necessitate longevity. sure, it might be a book later. but the point of this exercise is to have fun, not to get more stressed out bc everything u write "doesn't end". don't fuckin end it. clean it up if u love it. otherwise. like. keep writing about different dumb shit. it's literally so much more fun than forcing yourself to constantly write about stuff that "matters". nothing does, so like. everything does, kids.
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!!RAISANS COMMISSIONS!!
All prices are in USD
Please read below for text transcriptions of the sheet and further elaboration!
I sincerely hope you consider me to draw some art of your little guys!
Sketch:
Bust — $20
1/2 Body — $25
Full Body — $30
Coloured:
Bust — $40
1/2 Body — $45
Full Body — $50
Rendered:
Bust — $50
1/2 Body — $55
Full Body — $60
Backgrounds:
Plain (transparent; 1 or 2 colours with a simple pattern) — $0
Mild (multiple colours in a relatively basic hand-made scene or pattern) — $10
Spicy (minimally shaded scene or setting) — $20
Extra (I painted this for you with my BARE HANDS) — $40
Extras:
Animals/Pokemon:
Sketch — $10
Coloured — $15
Rendered — $25
Additional Characters/Animals: 50% of the base cost per character
Extra Effort:
Prices may increase if the commission requires more time and effort than normal.
Any additional charges will be explicitly stated and elaborated
Extra Effort includes but is not limited to: hand lettering/text, complex composition/scenes, extra polish, full painted style, etc.
Will/Won’t Do’s
Will Do (will draw this and am proficient at doing so) (will do list is not limited to these points)
OCs
Pokemon
Furries
Gore/Blood
Aus/Fanart
Horror
NSFW (under scrutiny. Please dm for elaboration)
Won’t Do (not touching these fuckers)
Mecha
Hateful or defamatory content
I have the right to refuse any commission for any reason.
Payment methods:
I accept Ko-fi, Venmo, and PayPal.
Note: PayPal transactions will have a 3% fee added to the charge to compensate for lost money during transactions.
I will clearly outline the total cost of the commission to you and ask for agreement on the cost. That cost will be split into 2 seperate charges, half of the money up front and half upon the commission’s completion.
What to expect from commissioning me:
Commissions will be worked on as I get them, so there may be a queue time for you to wait before work begins on your commission.
Once work has started, it may take upwards of a month to get completed depending on personal life circumstances and commission difficulty.
You will receive an update on the commission at every milestone of the drawing process (rough sketch, clean sketch, lineart, etc) and will be asked if there are any changes you wish to make at each stage. Big compositional changes can only be made at the sketch stages, beyond which only small tweaks can be requested (colour or effects changes, minor pose or character design changes).
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