#Time to get Eggy!

[spacerockband]

— Calamity Unwritten Masterpost —

Two years ago, Link woke up in a shrine and discovered the world had ended without him. After traveling across Hyrule to try and put the pieces together, he is left with just one memory to recover— How he died. But when a tiny guardian opens a portal through time to the moment he lost, Link finds he might have the chance to change his past. At least, for one version of the world. The life he made is still waiting in the future, and he might not like the person he used to be.

Part 1 - Memories

Part 2 - We meet some friends

Part 3 - Treasured

Part 4 - Speaking with Zelda

Part 5 - Links abound

Part 6 - Personal Problems

Part 7 - Return to Camp

Part 8 - Zelda's Training

— — — — — —

Bonus 1

Bonus 2

Bonus 3 - Notes on Past and Future Link

#calamity unwritten #calamity unwritten comic #plus a little description if you're new here #or didnt play hyrule warriors and have no clue what eggy is #comic #kind of a niche au ill admit #time travel #loz #botw #hyrule warriors age of calamity #breath of the wild #if these links get broken bc i put in the wrong ones ill cry #i was gonna draw a little header for the post but thats a task for another night. i have some cover ideas floating around

[diplomagics]

Commissions from last month.

Wanna snag something custom?

This is the place: [Magic Mods]

#mods #ffxiv #ffxiv mods #that campfire gets me every time #the food toggles between options and the EGGY TOAST is so cute #basically all my free-time stuff will be free #but if you want something bespoke #ya gotta pay #magic mods #mod talk

[emile-hides]

Kionne (Weavile ♀), Birthday Cake (Deino ♀), and Me (human ♂) did more than just run around Cincinnati fighting Dragon Types all day, we also went to Covington's Purrfect Day Cat Cafe! A new birthday staple for me!

#Emile's Arts #Well Kionne and I went. Birthday Cake wasn't hatched yet #But she WAS there at the time. In her eggy #I brought my own cat to the cat cafe dlfkdskfsd And a dog but she was sill egg #Also BIRTHDAY FIT!!!! #I'm ALMOST animation friendly #Anyway. Good birthday!! #It's 5am on the 12th now but at least I got something drawn #I wanted to also draw the waitor at where we went to dinner #As he not only complimented me on my Weavile plush #But then pulled out his phone to show he keeps a Porygon-Z card in his phone case at all times #like DUDE!!! #Me 🤝 Him #Signature Pokemon #And then he tried to write Happy Birthday on my cake plate in chocolate and messed it up and it was VERY cute #To me Porygon-Z wrote that part <3 #I'm VERY unREASONABLY attached to Birthday cake I wanna get a plushie of her #Wonder if anyone has made Shiny Deino plushies #We'll see... #Anyway! #Off to bed and then it's back to regularly scheduled posting!

[fr-thrice]

It's okay to start again. It's getting better.

#g drawin #fr art #give a like! #so basically i wrote more lore and also he has an eggy #pretend more dragon time passed between me getting him and breeding him #posts at midnight and explodes and falls asleep #flight rising

[eggymf-archived]

of paper planes and wildflowers; mood board

I was quite bored and a wee bit stressed out, so I ended up making a simple little mood board of my ongoing Ominis x F!Reader fic (aka my firstborn). Thought it might be fun to get my head out of the irl workload stress for a moment. And yes, F!Reader is actually based from an OC of mine and she has a name, but I’d rather that you guys have the liberty of imagining the story in whatever way you want it, be it with your own OC, MC, yourselves, etc. 

Just in case y’all are interested to read it, you can just click the links below.

Tumblr Masterlist || AO3 

#yolk's eggy little tidbits #ominis gaunt x reader #of paper planes and wildflowers #i like pretty things so i do pointless shit #time to get my ass back to work

[blackcatanna]

Now that I have discovered how easy (and not messy) it is to poach eggs, I'm doing it all the time. Today, I cooked an oven pizza. BAM. POACHED EGGS ON TOP. I got home from work at nearly 4am Friday night (Saturday morning). BAM. POACHED EGGS ON MUFFINS WITH HOLLANDAISE SAUCE AND SALAD AND CURED MEEEEATS. I am unstoppable. So far, I have poached 8 eggs and they have all been pretty perfect. THE ONLY THING THAT NEEDS CLEANING IS THE PAN AND THAT'S JUST BASICALLY RINSING OUT THE EGG TENDRILS THAT MAY HAVE FORMED!

#watch my mind get blown by eggs #this is the year of potato and egg #Easy af delicious foods #one of my work colleagues (is he my colleague? I feel like I never saw him again after this actually...) asked me if I cook #(he saw me chopping fruit for an unhinged amount of time) #and I was like... yeah ofc. Otherwise I would starve. #anyway I do cook other things #but my mind has been so blown by how easy this is #Hopefully gonna make some mushroom soup today or tomorrow #and some ginger salmon with eggy rice and SPRUNGIONS #Must remember not to poach ALL my eggs XD #I think I shall add cheese and broccoli to my soup 3:)

[latin-dr-robotnik]

so interdimensional travel turbocharges aging according to Omens

Guess who also jumped dimensions twice? That's right, the game cast. Why did they not age up?

Congratulations, you have found another plot hole. Eggy tried to justify Chris' condition by saying he was only in danger because he was subjected to interdimensional travel twice "in a short period of time", but judging by the Sonic X timeline... they've also done it, lol.

I don't know, there's a lot that feels very off during that part. Eggman talks about Chris in past tense, he saw him age rapidly and die, yet aging seems to be a concept that works for humans like Chris but not for Eggy and the anthropomorphic cast. The more you think about it, the less sense it makes.

Though that's still small fish in comparison to the scenes before and after that comment: a big moment where Chris shows up in a dream to talk about shit like "even after separated, our worlds are still together!" (Or something like that I can't remember now), and Eggman trying hard to sell us the idea Thorndyke had 15 years to live and that was enough for him to reach the top ranks of G.U.N and change them from their "war-torn ways". Everything going on in that part of the game is so stupidly surreal, I wish that plot hole was just the end of it lmao

#ask latin dr robotnik #sonic the hedgehog #sonic omens #there was another plot point that made less and less sense the more i thought about it #and it ended up becoming a plot hole to me #and it is the time skip between the end of chapter 5 and Sonic waking up in Eggman's ship #because Eggman is supposedly arrested and Sonic gets knocked out by Shadow #while Tails is left in the jungle with a broken down Tornado #yet after the Thorndyke dream sequence Sonic wakes up and both Eggy and Tails are fine and working together #idk man this game is so dumb

[mellow-elbow]

Starline found dead in Miami

#sonic idw #cant believe they killed him #and during PRIDE MONTH no less #get his ass eggy #time for that sheep bitch from the resistance to become the ultimate villainess

[ragingtwilight]

what i learned from working on toyhouse profiles is there is somehow always a way to make a line of code shorter and still work the exact same way

#it is insane #code is so cool #i love working on toyhouse bios but man am i slow at it lol #i mostly tinker with and mix freebies from eggy and look up online how to make my own personalized touches #sometimes looking up online how tf to shorten a line is just a waste of time tho omfg #i will sometimes spend literal hours trying to figure out how to get one teensy thing to look right #takes a LOT of trial and error but its so rewarding omg #grrr

[daincrediblegg]

Hey... I have free time... how the hell did THAT happen??

#fellas. good things for eggie today #interview got postponed for my doc project BUT!!! I may be interning for my gothic lit professor in the spring!!! I'm gonna shit!!! #thank god bc I bitch needed some time to chill for real #anyway. who knows. might actually get some writing done today

[flojouno]

might go insane and make lore of eggie and create a world with people i love and characters i love in a mix of media.

#like self insert with friends :3 #if i can get some people to do this #i’ll be so happy #flojouno #text #i wanna do if i was in dsmp #like c eggie #but last time i got shitted on #by my FRIENDS #so uh not doing that

[lo-carb]

We got 10000 mealworms delivered today, they're ravaging potato slices as we speak

#mine #dried mealworms are hella expensive for chicken treats so like why not have our own #giving them live mealworms next time they get eggies

[anonymous-eggy]

Eggy you watch rpdr??? Hiiiiii

I DO!!! i havent watched as much as major fans have, but i absolutely have watched quite a bit 😩💖 im ashamed to admit i havent been keeping up with the newest season though 😭 i have to catch up fr fr

#i like picking a favorite and then screaming anytime they get a critique that i disagree with #its interesting bc i look at their outfits and everything with the eye of someone who does art #so my opinions on their outfits are completely different #like. sometimes the judges will be like 'that outfit is horrible' #while im looking at it with sparkly eyes going 'THE INTERESTING SILOUETTE. THE RECOGNIZABLE DESIGN. THE MOTIFS!!!' #other time i completely agree with the judges #also i love how expressive drag is #i myself do a bit of drag and makeup every now and then so its fun to see their outfits #perhaps i should draw connor in drag makeup #i wonder how nicky would react to that 👀 #eggy answers

[wariowarediy]

i dont usually like. post score updates but idk i was playing DIY (teehee funny because the u-) earlier and my score for ashley’s stage went up 62 -> 67. yay yippee yahoo etc etc i was supposed to transition this post into talking abt maybe making a theme for this blog,  making cool tags etc etc playing into the URL big time        no this post is just about the score and absolutely nothing else for now

#of course the theme part is maybe a little ambitious considering i cant re- im just getting into html but #its all about the learning experience?? i think???? the magic of Do It Yourself???? idk #also i was looking around the makermatic menus to see anything i left from like months or years ago #i found an attempt of Musically Illiterate Guy Tries to Transcribe WarioWare Gold's Title Theme and even added a little. it sounds ok #ive considered making my talking tag ''eggy Publishing'' for the longest time to match the format the game uses for comics #and its like... is that it? not gonna add a quirky file extension to the end? no .txt? no .nds? not even a .mio in there? #actually the .mio sounds kinda cool i should consider that. i didnt need to put all this in the tags i kinda just did lol oops 3am moment #talking tag tbd because everyones gotta have one of those

[xialaix]

HC! Angel dust, having no fear of alastor and all the makings of a whiny bitch, asks the overlord for small favors all the time. It’s almost appalling how much he gets away with.

“Al, I can’t find Fat Nuggets. Can you use your shadow voodoo things to search the hotel?”

“Hey deer daddy, does your devil band take requests? I’m feeling a little jazzy.”

“Ok but consider, you make your mom’s jambalaya, i make my grandma’s cannolis, we feast like kings and AND we eat it in front of Vaggie and watch as she tries to resist asking us for a plate. Its pure evil.”

“Conjure me up a shovel. Im abouta put a bitch in the grave.”

“While you’re out, can you buy more popsicles? We’re all out and I haven’t annoyed Husk today.”

And Al just does it. Why would he say no? Then Sir Pentious (the only other resident at the hotel) asks him to find one of his eggies, Al chuckles and says “of course! I was just thinking of making a continental breakfast”

#hazbin hotel #radiodust #alastor #angel dust

[chaoticace2005]

Reasons the Mothman should die, collectively written by the residents of the Hazbin Hotel:

Coding for Characters: Vaggie, Charlie, Pentious, Alastor, Niffty, Husk, pretty much everyone

TW: References to abuse

He’s holding back Angel’s progress. (Vaggie, is killing really necessary?) (I am concerned about going after a Vee)

I’m hungry (ALASTOR!)

Ms. Angel gets nervous when on the phone with him.

His coat is tacky.

He’s a bug! And bugs must be DESTROYED!

So Angel stops feeling like he has to be so damn fake. This is getting on my fucking nerves.

HE LICKED CHARLIE!!! (Vaggie, wait it’s okay.)

Color scheme sucks. Purple AND red?!

He makes Angel sad, NOBODY should make Angel sad.

Those obnoxious glasses just make him look stupid.

He’s a manipulative, abusive prick.

ANGEL DIDN'T KNOW BOUNDARIES WERE A THING?!?!?!?!?!? (Honestly that explains a lot.)

NOBODY deserves to be in an abusive relationship.

Too many arms. Nobody needs that many. (...Angel has that many?) (Well maybe he shouldn't.)

Ms. Angel keeps coming home all messy!!

He’s ruining hearts for everyone. Me and Angel already have enough. At least those are on our bodies, what’s his excuse?

Hearts should not even be ASSOCIATED with Valentino, THIS IS NOT LOVE.

I can do without all the sexual depravity. While I am in Hell this is NOT one of the reasons.

If I have to hear that ringtone one more damn time-

The Eggies found some of his films. They should never be exposed to such horrors. Now I have to explain what “a sex” is.

Makes picture shows that are a disgrace to the idea of “entertainment.”

He’s making a bad name for Uncle Ozzie. This is NOT “lust.”

So we don’t have to listen to another one of Angel’s pornos. (Agreed, it’s quite horrifying!!)

So Ms. Angel isn’t tired when she gets home and can save the kinky stuff for then :) (Niff, really?)

So the kid stops coming home with bruises and cuts that I fix up at 3 am. (Husk, what the fuck?)

Because what the FUCK Valentino?

He keeps forcing Angel to do drugs. (HE WHAT?! Like crack??) (That but also I’m pretty sure whatever comes out of him is an aphrodisiac.)

I want to use his antenna as a backscratcher

Has that whole red color thing going on. Only I am allowed to wear red :) (Al, your text isn’t even red.) (My what?)

What is up with his red spit and smoke? Seriously disgusting.

The red stuff from him may be what allows Velvette to create her “Love Potions” which funds Vax’s stupid endeavors (Do you mean Vox?) (Who?)

FOR MY COLLECTION :D (…yeah okay.)

Really is making a bad name for Overlords. And not in the fun way.

Angel’s shown trauma signs of abuse in our meetings. Im pretty sure it’s Valentino.

Make a doll out of his fur so I have a main villain for roach puppet shows!!!

His only purpose is to keep Veks occupied but considering Vixen’s inane attempts to catch my attention it isn’t working.

So Angel can have his soul and he and Husk can run off into the sunset together like in a fanfiction!!! (Ah, yes that would be nice.) (WE WHAT?!) (Oh Husker, denial doesn’t suit you.)

So Angel can get a good boyfriend THAT’S NOT ME to stop these bullshit allegations.

So Angel can admit his feelings to Husker because our cat surely isn’t going to be the first to do it. (ALASTOR I SWEAR TO GOD!)

Who knows how many other people he’s abusing.

Seems to give Vicks confidence. He has enough of that as is. It much more fun to destroy him.

He makes Angel sad which makes Cherri sad!

HE HIT ANGEL!!!

Called my dear Rosie an "old hag" NOBODY CALLS ROSIE AN OLD HAG.

Angel is a good friend and deserves so much better.

I’ve forgotten what moths taste like.

He keeps trying to get Angel to move out :(

Told the kid he had to lose weight. What the actual FUCK. (Ill kill him.)

He’s annoying and looks quite stupid. How has this not been added yet?!

He’s making a bad name for Spanish speakers everywhere. (Yeah it’s embarrassing.) (Wait… what?)

He’s making a bad name for pansexuals everywhere.

He’s making a bad name for wing-holders everywhere. (HE HAS FUCKING WINGS?!) (Oh, yeah, I didn’t tell you?)

Too tall. This is ridiculous.

Won’t admit he’s blind so he’s become even more of a public safety hazard.

If I get one more transmission of him and Box commiting lascivious acts someone will be eaten. I don’t care who. What the purpose of these are I don’t know. Advertisement? (I think it’s to make you jealous boss.) (Ha! Jealous of what? Mediocre sex with a pathetic excuse for a businessman with a TV as a head?)

Because Angel deserves fucking better.

#character switching #I’m sorry for colorblind readers #if there is any way to help make this more legible please let me know #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #stupid hazbin hotel lists #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #Valentino bashing #tw: Valentino #protective hazbin family #vaggie hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #niffty #husk #husker #huskerdust #hazbin hotel husk #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #voxval #staticmoth #sir pentious #hazbin hotel crack #but also serious