#To catch a Predator

[twocrabcake]

Hoffman and Amanda do their own “To catch a predator”

Amanda goes online posing as a teen girl and lures the guy to a house where her and Hoffman pig him and put him in a rigged trap together

Family bonding

Billy is the Chris Hansen stand in btw

#saw #sawposting #saw franchise #saw posting #mark hoffman #amanda young #to catch a predator #tcap

[dornish-queen]

#to catch a predator

[thegloob]

I think people meatride To Catch a Predator way too much. like it’s a good song buts it’s not even the best on BPB. Same thing fer Let a Killa and In My Room (Take Me Away and Bowling Balls outclass both of em any day). check out some ep’s, some shit from Tempest, expand your tastes

#like it’s the same 5 songs switch it up a little ammirite #insane clown posse #to catch a predator #rambles #ramblings #perchance

[rose-smoke]

I'm on the internet, posin' as a little girl

I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world

I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only 12

Mom and dad are gone for the day, and I'm by myself

Buckets of throw up, are next to my computer

Hopin' they'll show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to 'em

It would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade

I'm frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the 7th grade

The doorbell rings I gotta get 'em inside

In my best little girl voice I'm like,

"Hi, come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"

And when the door shuts, that's when I let them see me

"Hi there"

I stab them in the neck first, 'cause it hurts

Hit 'em where the blood squirts

Carve his whole face off, and make him eat it

Chain him up by his foot in the basement bleeding

I'm probably gonna to burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn for this

But it sure is fun! I said it sure is fun!

I'm probably gonna to burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

'Cause people out there, don't think they deserve this

Until its your kid some old man is finger fuckin',

titty suckin', then you'll want the knife stuck in

I don't blame ya, that's why I catch them in advance

While his dick is still in his pants, they never get a chance

I tell them I'm alone and I'm only 13

Lookin' for a good time, ya know what I mean?

Bring me some Funions and a slurpy

Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes

And within 20 minutes here comes a doctor

Knockin on my door, pedophile butt-knocker

"Come in have a seat!", And then I stroll in

With the all purpose hunting blade straight up his throat chin

I cut his hands off, he ain't touchin' nobody

Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody

"Please mister clown sir you don't have to do. ."

"Zip it"

"Please. please I got money"

"Shut it fucker!"

"Please! we can work this out"

"Silence I said"

Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead

Every time I walk by 'em, I punch 'em in the head

Cut they fucking dicks off and stick them in each others mouths

Now what ya'll talkin' about?

I'm probably gonna to burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

I'm probably gonna to burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

The house is getting funky bodies in the basement, stinkin'

What the fuck am I thinkin'?

I put my face-paint on and go down stairs

And beat they ass some times, 'cause it ease my mind

Some of them are dead, and some of are still livin'

But I'm going to hurt them every chance that I'm given

I hit them with the nail gun or the stun gun

They cant run so they mad fun

I was sawin' the head off when I heard the doorbell

I'm not expectin' any predators, but oh well

I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there"

But I left a head sittin' on a living room chair

He seen it, ran, I had to give chase

We cut across the lawn with my knife cuttin' for his face

I threw it and stuck him in the back of the neck

Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck

"Ah help, some body any body!"

zip it

"Ah! please!"

Shut it the fuck up

"Ah!"

People are lookin! Silence!

A bus full of high-school kids watched it happen

And he kept screamin' like a pansy despite my slappin'

Plus the neighbors seen it, so did the mail-man

But they all never said anything 'bout it again

I'm probably gonna burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

I'm probably gonna to burn for this

Ain't no lesson to learn from this

There's nothing I'ma earn

But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

#icp #whoop whoop #lmao #to catch a predator

[trump666traitor]

#to catch a predator #pedofile #trump Ivanka #not a drag queen #chris hansen

[mojo72400]

Chris Hansen would be proud of her

#to catch a predator #chris hansen #yor forger #loid forger #becky blackbell #sxf #spy x family #dateline #nbc

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Chris Hansen from Dateline News (To Catch a Predator)

Why don’t you take a seat right over there?

#bed wed behead #Chris Hansen #Dateline #to catch a predator

[donnatroyprincessofthemyscira]

Things that make you go hmmmm 🤔

#Facts #Truth #To catch a predator

[mostly-void-partially-song]

#yandere dev #chris hansen #to catch a predator #tw grooming #not shocking but still very upsetting

[wanderingwriter87]

#to catch a predator #WHAT #i have a strange addiction to TCAP reaction content and i've never seen anyone mention this

[henrysglock]

Brenner: It looks like we have a new winner 🤨

Henry in the background: 😵‍💫

El, standing in front of a shattered mirror: 😶

Everyone who remembers ST1 watching this exchange:

#the ones who get it get it #the ones who don’t don’t #shitpost but only kind of #to catch a predator #tw child abuse #henryposting #brennerposting #martin brenner #stranger things

[mothskinnedman]

*stimming to goofy music*

*Insane Clown Posse starts playing cutely*

DAGTEHHFSFSVGSSR!!!11!1!111!!!!!1

#art #insane clown posse #icp #stimming #to catch a predator #I LOVE ICP SMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAA #digital art

[i-smell-ice-cream]

#to catch a predator

[aladaylessecondblog]

To Catch a Predator, but Chris Hansen is catching Mystra

that's it, that's the post

#to catch a predator #chris hansen #mystra #bg3 mystra #bg3

[n3rv0uss7st3m]

"You busy today?"

Yes.

#to catch a predator #icp #insane clown posse #the insane clown posse

[pastel-clown-friends]

It's been a while since I posted but that's cause I'm working on an animation! I'm gonna be using Persephone (my purple clown bunny) for this!

ICP songs my love

#clownblr #clowncore #clown #circuscore #clown posting #clown oc #kidcore #clown husbandry #clown art #clown friend #animation #ICP #insane clown posse #to catch a predator #art wip #current wip #my wips #animation wip #walk cycle