#Wally Darling Incorrect Quotes

[cloudycasey]

Y/N: *Is screaming uncontrollably* Wally: What's wrong, neighbor? Y/N: THERE'S A BUG IN MY ROOM! Wally: Ha ha. Don't worry, friend! I got this. *Wally steps into the room* *Wally finds the bug* *Wally stares at the bug* *The bug disappears as Wally blinks* Wally: See? All gone. Y/N: .....dID YOU JUST???? DID YOU JUST EAT THE BUG-

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[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

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[broken-glass-puppet]

Okokokookokok I just found this out and it’s actually the cutest thing

Do you mind having a one shot that is the reader teaching him about kissing?

I'm normal about him guys (I'm not)

Even if you two where meant for each other when you heard him saying what he thought was kissing you couldn't help but laugh, i mean you though he was joking (he wasn't) so you looked at him like "really? You think that's how people kiss?" And he was like "yeah :3" so you sit him down and explained to him

"when you kiss a person you have to put both of your lips together, so they can like touch? And then you close your eyes -"

"why i have to close my eyes? I like looking at you!"

"Idk it's really uncomfortable to see the person you are kissing like ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ when looking at you"

"oh, so can we kiss?"

"i mean yes?"

Once he discovers how to kiss you are not going to get up from the bed in a LONG time

He sees you and he just kisses you all over your face

Now i just imagine you two kissing and wally like:

ಠಿ◡ಠಿ

Looking at you

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[radicaldadood]

Wally: oh don't worry bout Home, neighbour, he doesn't bite.

Y/n, turn to Home: is you gon bite me?

Home: nah I'm definitely gon bite you.

Y/n: he lyin'?

Home: he lyin. I'm gon bite you.

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[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wally: Don’t be sad.

Frank: Why not? 

Wally:

Wally: I don’t have a good answer for that.

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[chronicbeans]

Yandere Wally: I guarantee you, I will be (Y/N)'s second husband.

(Y/N): What happened to my first husband?

Yandere Wally: Nothing you can prove.

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[purpleghostemblem]

Wally, sitting there: ….

RF!Wally: … you want a beer?

Priest!Wally: HE’S NOT A DRINKER

RF!Wally: I DONT KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM???

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[nineneighborsandyou]

Wally, setting down a card: "Ace of spades."

Barnaby, putting down an Uno card: "+4."

Julie, throwing down a Pokemon card: "Jolteon, I choose you!"

Frank, trembling: "What are we playing?"

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[candyrockpop]

"Why are you wearing a dress?"

Reader, looking at Wally blankly: "Wally, why are you wearing a dress?"

Wally, looking calm and pleased with himself: "Sally wanted me to be a princess in her new play."

Reader, looking more confused: "That doesn't answer my question, Wally."

Reader looking at a nearby Sally: "Sally, why is he in a dress?"

Sally, whispering loudly in your ear: "I wanted to know what he would look like in a dress!"

Reader, not even surprised at this point: "Just...let me get a picture then you can take off the dress, okay Wally?"

Sally pouting in the background when he takes off the dress:

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[violetspots1]

Hey, I had this giant list of Welcome Home as Incorrect quotes (I made it cause I was bored) and thought it would be funny to share some with the internet:

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Eddie: My hands are cold.

Frank: Here, let me hold them.

Eddie: My lips are cold too.

Frank: *covers Eddie's mouth with their hand*

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Frank: Julie gets offended by everything.

Julie: What did you say about me?!?

Frank:

Frank: Case in point.

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Barnaby: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Wally!

Wally: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Frank, Eddie, and Poppy: *spinning a little and talking*

Barnaby, Wally, and Julie: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Howdy: Wally, you’re such a genius!

Wally: Yes, I know.

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Wally: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Frank: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*

Poppy: So how do you know the host?

Julie: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.

Frank: That B****!

Barnaby: I pulled them over for money laundering.

Sally: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.

Howdy: They stole a baconator!

Frank: That B****!

Poppy: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!

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Barnaby: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Barnaby: Ask me to kill for you.

Eddie: ...First of all, calm down-

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Julie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Eddie: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Howdy: Hey Sally, listen, corporate makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know?

Sally: Alright! Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?"

Howdy: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.

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Howdy: Barnaby, I am questioning your sanity...

Frank: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

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Barnaby: *coughs blood*

Wally: Don't die, Barnaby!

Barnaby: Don't tell me what to do!

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Barnaby: Why did you kidnap Wally!?!?!

Howdy: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...

Frank: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.

Barnaby: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!

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Frank: Heyyy Eddie, how’s your… drink??

Eddie: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee.

Frank: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker*

Eddie: *Looks to coffee maker*

*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*

Eddie:...I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.

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Frank, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Sally: Gray.

Howdy: Grey.

Frank, turning to Barnaby: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Barnaby: Dark white.

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Howdy: I just found out from Eddie today that when Barnaby died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Julie said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

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Barnaby: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

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Wally: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Barnaby: A doll.

Julie: A cinnamon roll.

Eddie: A sweetheart.

Wally:

Wally: ...stop it.

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Poppy: Frank won’t come out of their room!

Sally: Just tell them I said something.

Poppy: Like what?

Sally: Anything factually incorrect.

Poppy, shrugging: If you say so.

Frank, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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Wally: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Barnaby: I’m worried about you.

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Wally: As your best friend—

Viewer: [Insert Name] is my best friend.

Wally, holding a knife: As your best friend—

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Julie: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Barnaby: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

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Wally: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!

Howdy: Why is Julie's a monster?

Julie: Wally, you forgot your's! It's only an empty space!

Wally, proudly: Exactly

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Wally: Why am I the bad guy?

Frank: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Wally: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

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Hope everyone enjoyed it. Maybe I'll make another one if I'm feeling like it. Like I said, I have a whole list, so I'm sure I'll be set for a little while.

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[cutepastelstarsalior]

Wally: Do you love Sally?

Julie: Yeah, I do.

Wally: Frank! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Frank: We all love Sally. You should've asked if she were IN love with them.

Julie: I thought that was implied.

Frank: ...

Wally: ...

Julie, looking straight at Frank: Congrats Wally, you just won 100 bucks.

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[cloudycasey]

Y/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALLY! *Shows Wally at the tide of the sea with little arm floaties and swim trunks on* Wally: .....I can't swim-

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[broken-glass-puppet]

(male reader!!) Okay but what if wally x Jessica rabbit like s/o?

He makes me laugh

🎨👁️• no like stop he loves you so much

🎨👁️• the fact that you are taller than him agh 📈📈📈📈

🎨👁️• if you happened to be wearing one of those dresses in red he's just so flustered

🎨👁️• didn't think you could like him in any way

🎨👁️• everyone is REALLY surprised, like what? You??? And him???!

🎨👁️• DANCE.WITH.HIM

🎨👁️• "what do you see in him" "he makes me laugh"

🎨👁️• will be so sweet with you always cracking a joke or two, buying you flowers, making you dresses and suits

🎨👁️• thinks your laugh is adorable and sweet

🎨👁️• wear heels and he's just looking at you with heart eyes

🎨👁️• he really liked you from the star, seeing you just so dolled up, singing and dancing fluently and sweetly just make him fall

🎨👁️• sing with him, to him, anything but he just loves your voice

🎨👁️• happy and couple goals

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[thattheater-kid]

Frank: YOU GAVE WALLY A KNIFE?

Barnaby: He felt unsafe.

Frank: NOW I FEEL UNSAFE!

Barnaby: Do you want a knife?

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[sicksucculentz]

Barnaby and Wally are playing. They are play fighting with each other. Poppy and Frank are sitting nearby just having a nice drink and chat.

Poppy: “it’s so nice to see Wally’s energy back”

Frank: “yea. Barnaby is such a good dog for waiting for Wally”

Barnaby then goes a little too far. He takes Wally in his mouth and does that thing dogs do when they shake a toy side to side. He snarls deep in his chest.

Poppy: “BARNABY!!”

Frank: “OH MY GOSH!! NO!!”

Barnaby freezes. Wally is limp in his jaws but he is still alive, just stunned.

Frank: “drop him!! Drop him now!”

Frank starts marching towards Barnaby. Barnaby lets out a small muffled bark and starts running off on all fours. Frank starts chasing him.

Frank: “BARNABY NO!! BAD! BAD DOG!”

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