#also FUCK YOU KAT

[val-of-the-north]

Top 5 hottest Bloodborne characters and why! (P.S. you must exclude Patches though, or else the top will be rigged and pointless)

FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!!! (AND OF-FUCKING-CURSE YOU'D EXCLUDE MY BLORBO FUCK OFF)

Alright altright... let me think...

I don't have a particular order for any of these in mind, so bear with me here... the idea of hot in my head isn't really well-defined for these guys. I'll stick to the humans for this (and ones we actually meet and know what they look/ed like ahah), otherwise how is anyone gonna compare to like, Wet Nurse, Kos and Ebrietas? Simply impossible lmao. Also, it's half characters I personally really like and characters that just... ARE hot lol.

Call me simple but Annalise has some ALLURE to her. She looks absolutely beautiful in the portraits we do have of her, but her mask-bound visage inspires mystery and intrigue, as well as her just having that dignified nature to her. Despite everything she ever had having been toppled and destroyed, she keeps her chin up and still commands respect. She is very strong and confident in her blasphemy and you can't help but love to see it.

Call me simple YET AGAIN but Gascoigne is just undeniably hot lol. Like, I am not even his biggest fan but even I think it's an objective fact. He has everything you could ever want. Gigantic dad body, sharp teeth, a sexy voice... and he is probably sweet enough when off work to maintain a pretty stable loving family and a life-long buddy. Technically!!! He is the ONLY human character (that isn't a prostitute I guess) that is confirmed as not being a virgin lmao. Even the setting wanted you to know this man fucks. Like, there's no denying he is THE hot character of the setting when the topic comes up. People don't call him daddy for nothing...

Valtr. I don't even have to elaborate honestly. His looks are appealing, his insanity and violence are appealing, his voice acting is appealing. He is just REALLY freaking appealing with how strong he is and how passionate he is about the things he believes. And, while this may be a thing that only makes him more appealing to me, he also has the potential to be silly, which is hilarious since he is the character who'se goal is "everyone must die". I mean, it's THAT goal itself that makes him silly in the first place ahah. But yeah, solid design, concept, backstory and execution. It does not surprise me multiple people simp for him. Honestly, I am surprised it's not MORE.

Now with the more conventional out of the way, I'll go with Djura. He is a frisky old man, and one who tries to atone for his mistakes and crimes. He is well-meaning and surprisingly honest for someone in Yharnam lol, which makes him stand out in a sea of asshole opportunists and deranged lunatics. You know how people usually gravitate towards batshit crazy weirdo characters in a sea of relatively sane and good characters? I think Djura has the same effect but reversed lol. HE is the novelty in this world. Also, his design is pretty freaking attractive. It's simple, but the charm is there. His voice actor did a very good job as well ahah. I love his line delivery...

... I'll come out and say that I can see the appeal of Logarius VERY well. He is a tall evil man of dubious origin just chilling (literally) on the roof of Cainhurst for all time. He was most likely somewhat Pthumerian which adds to his attractiveness, as it would make him not QUITE a human (but still human enough to make it on this list lol). I also listened to the sounds he makes and I liked what I heard... he has a pretty cool evil laugh. I just like how he was either fully deluded and really believed his quest, or he was just enticing a group of fanatics while knowing full well their quest had ulterior motives. Both work and both are appealing for different reasons. One has to wonder what he looked like before he turned into a Halloween decoration...... welp, I said it. I am cringe but I am free...

Honorable mention to thicc Willem, the sexiest man in Yharnam and the one who ruined it. I like to think he wasn't JUST smart back in the day lol

#bloodorne #val-responds #you may notice it's mostly all guys #it's not because I don't like the women in the game #far from it in fact #I just think they are just... more dignified than most of the guys lol #even Arianna “the lady of the night” #they are beautiful but not “hot” in a conventional sense to me #the exception is Annalise but it might just be my weakness for women who take leading roles #lmao patches-type beat #he might have simped for her if his priorities weren't different in BB #also FUCK YOU KAT #for preventing the use of Patches FUCK YOU #I am also sorry to Micolash fans I like the guy but I can't say he is hot in good conscience #he is ugly. he is awful. he looks like a crumpled blanket #and THAT'S his appeal to me lmao #“then why is logarius featured” FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

[loving-jack-kelly]

jack and katherine dated for almost a year before breaking up extremely amicably and becoming the most chaotic besties ever. king and queen of yes anding, fully funded by a credit card stolen off of katherine's dad that she's told him would be homophobic to take back so he feels like he can't.

#i think modern au pulitzer is like. determined to prove he's not homophobic but also he is extremely classist and that's the issue #he's like of Course i don't mind that you're dating a woman. please consider breaking up with this particular woman as she is below our cla #could not care less about kat being bisexual but by god could she Please date somebody with a recognizable last name #kat has jack over for dinner when they're dating and Pulitzer is sitting there fuming. #they break up and he's like oh thank god two weeks later kat is like me and jack are going to France for fashion week #and pulitzer is like please not again. i hate that poor motherfucker. #and kat is like we are Not dating but he's my best friend. get used to it #and jack is like <3 >:) fuck you old man #newsies #jack kelly #katherine plumber

[lesbiangiratina]

#their little laugh in ggx is cute did you know this. now you do #their ggx-ac voice in general can be very cute. i dont say this enough. #particularly in drama cds :) but in in xx and ac story modes too. usually around dizzy. her calming effect on them can not be overstated. #even with their mental health in the fucking gutter They could be quite sweet. because theyre sweet. sweetie. #but also their fighting voice lines are cute too theyre a little cocky sometimes its fun. they laugh Kind of a lot. and its cute. #every time i get the voice set in +r where they laugh when theyre hit i clap and cheer #also i like the filter on their voice in ggx the weird high pitched layer. well. its cute how else do you expect me to describe it #the filter is a lot more subtle in xx they just kinda sound Even more compressed than everyone else LOL but it sounds cool in drama cds. #their ac plus story voice filter........ is so cool. very different from their gameplay voice its kind of jarring but yeah.. #babygear why are you vocoded......... #sorry for rambling in the tags of a. a like 1 second long voice line #i like them. #the kat goes meow #gg #testament tag

[randomthunk]

I love the fact that everything about Odo is his own construct, so his hair being out of place in "Crossfire" is another sign of him coming undone. That's the good stuff right there.

#star trek ds9 #star trek #ds9 #odo #odo ital #kiraodo #this is exactly inspired by Crossfire so yeah #he is so normally composed that his complete breakdown over his heart in that episode is just gutting to me #I just fucking love Odo so much man #also some flower language- pink camellia = 'longing for you' #kat arts #fanart

[bakubunny]

Mornin' Sleeping Beauty,

I know yer pissed that I didn't get to talk to ya while I was on a mission, an' you have every right t'be. So, I got somethin' special planned for my girlie on the “Nice” list. If yer still nesting under the blankets, look out the window. That's right, Princess, we're spending the holidays holed up in yer favorite cabin.

Snuck ya out of the house while you were sleepin'. Eijiro lent me the red truck, which we ended up needing with all the shit that he got ya for Christmas. I swear he's the only man alive who spoils ya more than I fuckin' do, that “jolly” old bastard can't hold a goddam candle to us.

Yer were cute as sin clutchin' onto me and your plushy when I was carrying ya down the stairs out to the car. If'm honest, I thought ya woke up a few times with how hard you were sucking on my fingers while I drove us up here.

Ya would've gotten yer favorite wake up call, with me leavin' a nice dark hickey on your neck as ya lay on your stomach stuffed with my cock, but rocks-for-brains forgot to restock the firewood.

I'm out choppin' some for us, so we got kindling for the fireplace later. After all, what kinda Daddy would I be if I forgot yer bedtime stories? An' don't even think about leavin' the covers just yet. The flurries just started comin' down, an' the moment I'm back through the door I'm wrapping myself around you to warm up. M'gonna show ya exactly how much I missed my good girl while I was away. Merry Christmas, Bunny -Kats

aww!! that’s okay daddy, i know you’re doing very important stuff saving lots of people, and that’s something i love so much about you. you work hard at being the best hero i could ever have.

and stop ittttt, i’m so red and stuff. i’ll stay warm and snuggly just for you though. you’re the sweetest. 🥰

merry christmas. 🎄

- bunny 🖤

@dcsiremc you need to read this rn

#good grief nonnie i’m broken #i have no words #bunny purring #santa eiji and daddy kats are really hitting fucking hard this year #goin straight for the throat good fucking gosh #n-not the krbk references i’m weeping #weeping from my thighs #you are always welcome to take your time #the wait is always worth it #also are titles weird to use here? does that bother y’all? #i’ve never done this before #bnha rp #katsuki anon #bakugou faves #faves

[reunioninn]

Daisuke's Notes on Venom's Concept and Design:

Like Millia, he was raised in the Assassin's Guild from an early age. He adores Zato.

He was set up to be a long-reach character and flier. I wondered what kind of character I should make. Originally, he had a cello. He actually had a fan for a weapon before Anji did. He also had a large cross, which I thought was the best concept, however, we were told that it was OK to have it as a part of his design, but not to hit anyone with it. When I was struggling, I went out to play games as a distraction. One time, as we were playing billiards, we talked about how interesting it would be to have a fighter who fights with a pool cue. But I thought the character would be too boring with just the cue alone, so I made it so that his hair also covered his face and added a mark on it with a bit of paint. Since the head had such a strong personality, I wanted to keep the body simple. However, I wanted to change the overall shape of the body to make it similar to Zato's, so that's why the legs are like that. As for the pants design, if I wanted to keep it simple, I would have made each leg the same color, but that would've made his figure appear more naked. To find a way around this, I made one leg light and the other dark to add more of a mysterious flair.

#SORRY i got distracted. #also if i had a dollar for every time daisuke described venom as 'mysterious' id be rich #also that last paragraph was a bitch to transcribe in a way that like. made sense? #bc on its own it really doesnt lmao i didnt want to stray too far from what he was saying #ANYWAYS WE COULD HAVE HAD THE RELIGIOUS IMAGERY!!!!!!!! THE CATHOLIC GUILT. FUCK #my first thought was wolfwood from trigun if he carried around a giant cross lmao #and knowing daisuke likes trigun part of me wonders if wolfwood was actually inspiration for venom #guess we'll never know... #EDIT AS IM STILL TYPING THIS POST; HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING #HE ABSOLUTELY BASED VENOM OFF OF WOLFWOOD. CHRIST ALIVE HOW DIDNT I NOTICE #THE PARALLELS. THEYRE THERE. THEYRE THERE ALL RIGHT. YOU SNEAKY SON OF A BITCH #sorry got distracted again bc i needed a moment to process this. #anyways. um. yeah! #sorry for the tag rant. im normal i promise. #thank you for the food kat i might do more if im feeling up for it LOL #guilty gear #venom guilty gear

[the-darklings]

Dream's stare flicks down your body, the coat-

His coat.

His hand stretches towards you. "Wanderer."

You rip yourself away form the Dreaming in a single breath.

#submission #gifset: tibyim #part nine: year 1021 #kat’s notes: THE WAY THAT I WANT TO CHEW THIS TO ABSORB THIS GIFSET #OH GOD. OH FUCK. #your power is wow. your vision is otherworldly. i envy your gif making skills #spare crumbs of talent 🤲 #also that final gif………. wait till part X 🥴 gonna hit diff real soon #cannot thank you enough. the way they see each other. perhaps TOO well to a point they run from it #gosh. brainrot. #fic: today i bury you in me #dream/wanderer

[clonerightsagenda]

Bujold: In a few generations there will be an entire planet full of telepathic men who hate women religiously.

Me: Elaborate on that

Bujold: No

#kat reads the vorkosigan saga #Ethan closing the book out with malpractice on a planetary scale #yeah let's give everyone on the planet experimental telepathy for kicks! #though I suppose if they're not overdosing on that one chemical it doesn't matter #life on Athos is portrayed very chill and nice as long as you do not let any of these people interact with women ever #and YET I struggle to believe that a religious separatist group founded in misogyny and obsession with sin #does not have other fucked up elements #beyond the whole having to earn social credits to get kids thing but beta colony also does that so it's not unique to them #like. we can assume what kinds of people the founding fathers were. that's gotta leave a societal mark

[the-fandom-menance]

so I’m on yet another rewatch of Headless and what captured me this time around was how Kat acted throughout the show. I have one main question: how much of this is in character for Kat?

Like, in terms of the story, nothing feels out of place. But when compared to her personality before death, how much would she do? What actions stem from who Kat actually is, and what is caused from outside pressure, either from her situation or from her father? Which ones are a mix of both? Did something with the revival process change her? I’m so curious it’s eating me alive.

#ANYWAYS #MKW with a sword is a masterpiece of cinema #if you haven't seen Headless already go watch it please and thank you #also it's up for the Emmys!!! Fuck yeah Shipwrecked!!! #kat van tassel #headless: a sleepy hollow story #shipwrecked comedy

[spiderwebd]

JUMPSCARE!! Anyways, I'm now a scythe main on phighting :3

WAHH JUMPS IN AIR COMICALLY!!! /silly

ANOTJER SCYTHR MAIN?????????!!! Ohhh my god stay away from me may the power of God (Dominus) prevail SCARY/silly+nsrs

#Scythe mainers are scary stay away from me plss/j #<- this is a slash Jay because they're only REALLY scary when you 1v1 them as a support main yourself/lh #LIKE OF COURSE YOUTE GONNA WIN IM A SUPPORT MAIN I DON'T DO 1V1S/silly #<-AM J SALTY ABOUT MY FRIEND YES FUCK YOU KAT/silly #Phighting! #polkka post #Also congratulations on finding ur main actually :D/gen #HAVE FUN IN GAMES TERRORISING PLAYERS!!!!!/silly

[obessivedork]

MACCREADY MY SON MAAAACCCCCC 😭😭😭 I knew he was in FO4 and I was still not ready to run into him 😭 🖤🖤

#My BOY my DELIGHT what the fuck HAPPENED to youuuuuu?????? #What happened to the mayor of Little Lamplight??? #Sorry Mr Valentine but My Son Mac takes priority #buddy let's go sidequesting and get in some troublllleeeee #From what I hear I can do some shit with you I can't with other companions #Also. If I can romance him as a guy. 👀 Would love for him to follow in his mentor Butch's footsteps #And Romance someone with a knack for getting into absolute batshit scenarios #In my cannon FO3 that I'm writing a fic just for me for my Lone Wanderer Sam and his BF Butch are GODS in Little Lamplight #Anyhow MAAAACCCCCCC 😭🖤🖤🖤 #kat plays FO4 #fallout #fo4 #fallout 4

[val-of-the-north]

Random doodle compilation. Just a peek into my twisted mind...

(I hate having drawn so much of this creepy game/.exe bullshit lmao it's just still fresh on my mind from some vids me and Katy looked at lol)

#lmaooo I am not tagging shit here #morshu and gwonam my beloved though I unironically love the cast of the CDI games #also aldia because of course I had to #to clarify: homer isn't a scary version of himself he is just very angry #also love the mazin sonic easter egg because I fuck with that kind of face #hope you enjoyed Kat even though it sucks ass lmao #val-arts #val-post

[anawkwardlady]

I was looking through the Beatrice tag (as you do) and I found a sin from the past I didn't remember...

No...

NO....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUUUUUGHHHHHH BEATORIIIIICHEEEEEE

HOW COULD I BETRAY YOU LIKE THIS??? I WAS SUCH A FOOL, I DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH I.. I JUST CLICKED AND SCROLLED ON, IN APRIL I WASN'T... I WASN'T THERE YET AND I VOTED PHOENIX EVEN THOUGH I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE PHOENIX I JUST LIKED ACE ATTORNEY AND I WASN'T AWARE OF YOU EVEN THOUGH I WAS BUT I WAS THIRTEEN BUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH ME.. TO THIS DAY I THOUGHT I JUST NEVER VOTED BUT I DID… I WAS AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT IN YOUR DOWNFALL

BEATRICE NOOOO... I did you SO WRONG... HOW CAN I ATONE FOR MY SIN FROM 8 MONTHS AGO.... BEATRICE I AM SO SORRY... AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH....

#umineko posting #sorry for my usual audience you can scroll and move on #also sorry kat you put your whole ass heart out on that video I never fucking saw until a few days ago lkjklm #ill bear my cross... Sorry Beato #nana is posting

[lesbiangiratina]

I woke up to a small earthquake ive never felt 1 of those before i didnt even register it as an earthquake i thought i was just fucked up

#GOOD MORNING??? #also mail came but i feel crummy. there might be testament images out there. someone go get my fucking mail #if another fucking. ISLAND QUAKE hits i will be on the ground you dont want that to happen to me right. get my mail. #the kat goes meow

[fatmaclover]

going through loops and loops of "i got sick thinking about macdennis. i wanna write joymac" and then "thinking about joymac is making me so sad. i wanna go back to writing macden" and then it keeps repeating and i never actually write anything because i think about the characters too much and feel like a fuckin grouper with all my babys in my mouth. like oh my God dude. holy shit. can this show stop being so tragic

#it also doesnt help that all the joymac i wanna write is shit thatd never happen 😭😭😭 #ohhhh yeah kat youre gonna make such an in character piece where you have joyce and mac #sit down and tapk to each other about everything thats going on #like genuinely i think if joyce flat out told mac “you upset me a lot. i wish you were around more. i feel abandoned and lonely without you” #mac would HAVE to take a look at himself. and they would have to end up fixing their problems #because the hell are they gonna do stop talking to each other??? #i also think mac should have insane rsd. im not projecting. like can you imagine having the “feels bad about upsetting loved ones” disorder #and then being told that your friend of 4 decades actually has been fucking miserable because of you for like 3.5 of them #oh my god mac might actually just end it instead #im happy thinking about and writing angst for macden but joyce and dee are miserable to think about #in terms of angst #i cant do it i get too sad i need my girls to be happy #iasip

[godblooded]

super great when you learn you’ve been trying your best and it just isn’t even remotely good enough.

#ooc. mikkelsen vc: this week on kat valentine's hannibal. #[I am trying to be there for everyone I’m trying to be a good friend but I am also in the process of doing literally everything for my aunt. #I am just trying not to be literally swallowed entirely by my depression. I am trying not to become continuously overwhelmed by spending #more than a collective 10 hours a week in a doctors office. it is almost my fucking birthday and I have tried my best to not think about it #as the worst day. even with the fact that my aunt has a treatment. #I haven’t tutored hs in so long I had two panic attacks three hours beforehand. I’m trying so hard to just….. stay together as a person and #the fact that someone’s upset with me is just…. I’m trying my best???? #I am trying so hard I don’t have the spoons on a good day to even remember to eat half the time/] #negative / #[ not about any of you guys I’m just venting honestly. it’s just. I feel like shit about it but I’m trying so. hard.]