#also yes I know there’s an avocado slice in with the kiwis or whatever I have no idea how he got there but he’s back in his home now

[fruit-punk-art]

🍄🍑🍊🥭🍌 some satisfying color organization with my new little fruit wheels 🥝🫐🍇🍉🍒

#colorful #rainbow #fruit #organization #art supplies #mixed media #satisfying #asmr video #asmr #? I guess idk if it’s asmr lol #art #artist #artists on tumblr #materials #art materials #if y’all like this i can make some more little videos just let me know #ive never really made things like this before so idk #also yes I know there’s an avocado slice in with the kiwis or whatever I have no idea how he got there but he’s back in his home now

[starvelikeastar]

Ashley Tisdale:

Ashley Tisdale is an actress, singer and social medial sensation.  She says her diet is “ all about feeling good”, but she has “food sensitivities”, which is code for, “I’m a total pain in the ass and hardly eat anything”. She’s the reason waiters drink. I might actually starve today.

Hydration:  Eight glasses of water

Breakfast: Protein Shake

Breakfast?  Um, not really.

Technically, it is breaking the fast from sleeping, but this hardly seems to fall under the definition of breakfast.

This is a protein shake made with dairy free chocolate protein powder, almond milk and blueberries.  I just picked a protein powder off the shelf that seemed to fit the bill.

I have never had protein powder in my entire life, so this was new to me.  Although it only has one gram of sugar in it, it is super sweet.  It is sweetened with my old fake friend Stevia. Yes, it had that artificial sweet taste that I love so much.  Yuck.

This drink tastes just like super sweet chocolate milk.  And even though it “ is packed with protein”, I am sure to be hungry shortly.  This did not satisfy my need for breakfast.....or should I say my need for FOOD.

Snack:  Hard-boiled egg and a kiwi

A hard-boiled egg and a kiwi walk into a bar........this is no joke.  This is my mid-morning snack.There is not much to say about a hard-boiled egg and a kiwi, except that I was hungry and glad to have solid food.

Lunch:  Chicken Salad

I was STARVING by the time lunch rolled around and even after eating this bowl of rabbit food, I am still hungry.

This salad consisted of greens, carrot, avocado, celery and chicken.  It is dressed with lemon juice and vinegar, (I chose red wine vinegar...hey, if I can’t have red wine).  Of course, I added salt and pepper. Why can’t she just make a vinaigrette?

As far as salads go, this one wasn’t that great.  This reminded me of a “house salad, add chicken” at a popular chain restaurant. 

I am halfway done with my water intake for the day.

I don’t know if I am getting a headache from the lack of caffeine or the lack of food.

I feel like a kindergartener, “Is it snack time yet?”

Snack:  Half a cup of strawberries and four slices of pepperoni

Who eats strawberries and peperoni together?  Or kiwi and egg?

This girl is either a total stoner or she really has no food in her house and just grabs whatever she can find in her dusty cupboards and bare fridge.

The strawberries are sliced like that because I tried to cram as many of those fuckers I could into a half cup measuring cup.  It only came to FOUR small to medium sized strawberries.

I chose a very peppery peperoni, as you can see, and had to drink a glass of water with it.  Now I only have two glasses of water left, and I will need one with dinner.

Dinner: Steak

This dinner was really good and could have only been improved by being served with a glass of wine.

Although she did not specify portions, I tried to stay true to what I believed were the correct portions.  This is a 6 oz. grass-fed beef sirloin, served with zucchini, onion and mushrooms.  Everything was made with olive oil, salt and pepper.  It was delish!

And I am sated.

My verdict:

I would have felt better if I had a REAL breakfast and not just a protein shake.

I also felt like I was STARVING most of the day.  The salad kind of sucked. 

The afternoon snack was a little strange, but she redeemed herself with dinner.

People Magazine Verdict:

Ashley has a superclean diet and does not eat any junk food. (Ok, last I checked, peperoni definitely fell under junk food).   She should consider adding some whole-grain carbs early in the day to keep her energy levels up. (Agreed!  I wondered why I was so tired...I thought it was lack of caffeine.  She could add more FOOD earlier in the day to keep her energy levels up)

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