Tumgik
#alwayth
vansfriend · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
 ALWAYTH x Vans 
7 notes · View notes
myloadsarelight · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media
TEXT : M.L.A.L “merino wool“ socks. 8 colors available. 🧦#myloadsarelight #merinowool 👟#alwayth #vans #oldskool https://www.instagram.com/p/CpwzcJYPYQ57P9d2JQYQkqY4EAByw5zmFDxIIw0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
3 notes · View notes
ren2kyt · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
MIJI @allweatherproof ワラビー達のシューレースどうするか問題はこちらで着地しました◎ #alwayth #allweatherproof #miji #3m #shoelaces #clarksoriginals #clarks #wallabee #gtx #goretex https://www.instagram.com/p/CdrtsfnPLz2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
1 note · View note
strawberry-crocodile · 5 months
Text
Bugs: Yeah I dont really like to box myself in with labels, but I like the word 'genderqueer'. I actually have a friend who I'm talking about using she/her pronouns with! I dont think im a woman per se, not that I don't love trans girls, but I am a queen.
Daffy: My mother alwayth called me a faggot. I don't know what it meanth, but I like the pizzaz.
17K notes · View notes
lynxsakura · 15 days
Text
Tumblr media
🦆: “The houthe ALWAYTH winth!”
154 notes · View notes
altocat · 3 months
Note
I NEED to know how Sephiroth and Genesis got married
Following a disgustingly ridiculous night of drinking (Angeal had long since gone to bed), Sephiroth and Genesis end up wobbling through the various gimmick parlors all throughout the Gold Saucer. They're borderline incoherent, slurring, constantly tumbling and tripping over each other, laughing at nothing in particular. Turns out that shots was a very bad idea. So much so that they really don't even remember what planet they're on right now, much less that they're even IN the Gold Saucer to begin with. But hey. Pretty colors. Spinny.
Genesis: "Thisth's amazin'. YOU'RE amazin'. I love thith plathe. Beloved by the goddesthssss healer of worldthsssctehsgdrd...fuck it."
Sephiroth: "Whereth the room key?"
Genesis: "You hadth it."
Sephiroth: "Gave it to you."
Genesis: "Maybe we left it ath the bar?"
They can't figure out which way the bar even WAS. And end up haphazardly stumbling their way into the main fountain, getting soaked to their waists and vomiting all over the place. Sephiroth dry heaves for fifteen solid minutes, which Genesis finds absolutely CAPTIVATING. In a moment of pure inspiration, he grabs his friend by the shoulders.
Genesis: "!!!! We shouldth! Do th'thing!"
Sephiroth: *still gasping* "Thing?"
Genesis: "The THING!"
Sephiroth: "I want to go to bed."
Genesis: "No! The THING! Theyth got--instanth chapels! Desthination weddintsdfhjgf!"
Sephiroth: "I don't understand..."
Genesis: "Whyth not? It'th be great! Weren'th you juth complainin' you had no lath name?"
Sephiroth: "I'll just use the same name twithe. My name can be Sephiroththshsh Sephiroththshtsht."
Genesis: "See? You can't even SAY your name righth now! Look, you can have mine! Just like I alwayth wanted!"
Sephiroth: "You always wanted???"
Genesis: *Actually crying now* "Ith's a miracle. Finally. Oh goddeth."
Sephiroth: "Does it hurt?"
Genesis: *Dragging him* "IT HURTHS THAT I'VE WAITED THIS LONG!"
Sephiroth: "????????????"
Marriage is official in less than twenty minutes. They go to the arcade to celebrate and end up passing out on the DDR machine. Neither of them remembers the next day.
30 notes · View notes
wagermanagement · 7 months
Note
who is your favorite cassino to play and then pay jack shit and skidaddle from?
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
"It'th THUCH a THHAME our thceduleth don't line UP like they uthed to..." Buck sighs dramatically, tipping his head back.
"But, hey! Hith Cathino ith ALWAYTH open!! Like. ALWAYTH."
62 notes · View notes
stabbyfoxandrew · 2 months
Note
Some more human blood bag Kevin Perhaps...? 🧛🩸👀
WIP Wednesday (2/21) | Vampire Andrew AU (Part 87)
“Andrew,” Kevin says, watching over his shoulder as he picks the shoddy lock on the cabinet. “Are you okay?”
“Why? Becauthe I theem jittery and anthious and I’m thealing from your father?” Andrew snaps. “That would be the withdrawal. The first bit, not tho much the thealing part.”
“I did notice all that. But also, your fangs are out.” Kevin says, pointing to Andrew’s mouth. He starts to argue, but when he runs his tongue over his teeth he finds that Kevin is right. Fuck. 
“Don’t worry about it.” Andrew says. Kevin’s mind says he’ll do anything but that. Kevin glances down the hall before rolling his sleeve up. 
“No. Tomorrow. Like alwayth.” Andrew insists, hating that he can hear the lisp now. Goddamn it you’d think that would go away after three fucking years.
“Then you have to get it under control or Neil is going to see your teeth. And maybe Wymack, too.” Kevin says. Double fuck. Andrew loathes when Kevin is right. He bites down hard into his bottom lip and the trickle of blood in his mouth is enough to take the edge off. His fangs recede and Andrew sighs.
“Did you just… eat yourself?” Kevin asks with a weird look. “I didn’t know that would count.”
Andrew swallows roughly, “It doesn’t. Let’s go.”
24 notes · View notes
felixstudios · 8 months
Text
Playground Swap AU, Buck Ruffler Fight Concept
Please read the first concept post so you have context on what's going on here! I will not be explaining anything about the AU here because it's assumed you have prior knowledge.
Location
Up the Ante Casino, Walnut Way
Start Cutscene
[Toons walk into the room to find Buck at a poker table with some other Cogs, dealing cards. They all stop and look up at the toons.]
Buck Ruffler: Well, well, well, lookthieth at whath we hath here!
[Buck laughs with an animation similar to High Roller]
Buck Ruffler: Let me gueth, you thoonth are here thor a thight?
Buck Ruffler: Though... I really wouldn't ith I wath you. I've goth the houthe edge!
[Camera pans to the Toons using the taunt emote]
Buck Ruffler: Tho thath's how it ith, huh?
[Buck gets up and flies so he's in front of the Toons.]
Buck Ruffler: Okay! Leth's make it a bet then...
Buck Ruffler: Ith I win, you leathe and don't come back! Ith I lothe... I clothe thith plathe down forever!
[Buck gestures widely as the other Cogs get up to join him]
Buck Ruffler: Hahahahaha!
Buck Ruffler: Okay everyone, plathe your beths! Who'th gonna come out on top?!
Base Stats
HP: 12,000
Defense: 60
Cogs in fight: 5 {this is only the starting number, and Cogs can only be replaced upon being defeated under special circumstances}
Attacks
Spin+: Targets 2 Toons, does 35 damage. Applies the 'dizzy' debuff, which gives them -10% accuracy for the next turn. Accuracy: 80.
Quake: Targets all Toons, does 25 damage. Accuracy: 85.
Chomp: Targets 1 Toon, does 40 damage. Accuracy: 80.
Cigar Smoke: Targets 1 Toon, does 25 damage. Accuracy: 95.
Cheats: No Override
Spin+: Spin will target 2 Toons instead of 1 as well as applying the 'dizzy' debuff, which gives -10% accuracy for the next turn. This is used as a normal attack sometimes with no real trigger.
WAGER MANAGEMENT: Buck will use this cheat every turn by spinning his slots. If he rolls 3 in a row of the same picture, the corresponding cheat will occur. He has one of 5 outcomes, which are listed below.
Bust: Nothing happens {no 3 in a row}
777: An override is triggered {see override section for more details}.
Bars: A stack of golden bars are dropped on the Toons, doing 20 damage to every Toon and applying the 'squashed' debuff {represented by giving everyone a flat model}, which makes Toons deal 10% less damage for the next 2 turns.
Ducks: This outcome cannot trigger unless there are 4 or less Cogs in the fight OR at least one Cog who is not Buck is currently lured. Buck will summon a Level 25.exe Magnate OR Legal Eagle that's healed to +10% of its maximum HP. It has no special buffs.
Cherries: Buck earns a lot of Cogbucks, giving him a 20% defense buff for 3 turns.
RIGGED SLOTS: Buck will use this cheat once when he reaches 7,777 health or lower. It's a type of Wager Management that will always roll 777 to trigger an override.
Dialogue:
"Tho, you Thoonth think you're gonna win big in MY cathino?"
"I think you're forgething..."
[Buck 'spins' his slots by moving the lever back and forth a couple times, making a few of the slots move a couple places and then actually spinning it]
"I ALWAYTH HAVE THE HOUTHE EDGE!!!"
[His slots land on 777]
Cheats: Override
TRIGGER DIALOGUE - NORMAL VERSION:
"PERTHONALITY OVERRIDE ACTIVATHED."
"UPGRADING THLOT MATHINE. PLEATHE THAND BY."
...
"PERTHONALITY OVERRIDE COMPLETHE."
"DITHPOTHING OTH UNAUTHORITHED PARTHIETH."
Spin++: Spin gains a buff so that it targets 3 Toons. It otherwise functions exactly the same.
WAGER MANAGEMENT: Buck will use this cheat every turn by spinning his slots. If he rolls 3 in a row of the same picture, the corresponding cheat will occur. He will have one of 10 outcomes, which are listed below.
777: His override is deactivated. This cannot happen for the first turn after an override is triggered, or not at all if rigged slots has been triggered.
Deactivation dialogue: "Woopthieth! That wathn't thuppothed to happen yeth!"
"Thlot mathine downgraded throm latetht patch."
Bust: Same as no override. Cannot trigger if Rigged Slots has occurred.
Bars: This cheat now does 30 damage.
Ducks: The Cog summoned is now a Level 30.exe with lure resistance {2 turns max}.
Cherries: Buck now gains a 50% defense buff. Additionally, he will deal +5 damage during this time.
Diamonds: Buck will gain the "focused defense" buff until 500 total damage has been dealt to him OR 3 turns have passed, whichever happens first. This cannot occur for 4 turns after it occurs.
Horseshoes: All Toons receive a 10% damage vulnerability for 2 turns. A random Toon will also receive the "horseshoed" debuff, which makes Cogs 50% more likely to attack them for 2 turns. This outcome cannot occur for 5 turns after it occurs.
Acorns: All Toons will receive a random Toon-up IOU buff along with +30 damage to their next non Toon-up gag. If a Toon is Toon-upless, they will instead heal for +7 laff. If a Toon brings no attacking gags, they will instead take 30 damage {LMHO}.
Chainsaws: All Toons will do +10 damage for the rest of the fight. This stacks infinitely.
Trees: All Toons will heal +77 laff points. This has the ability to "overjoy" Toons {healing them past their maximum laff, up to 10% of their maximum laff}. Overjoyed Toons will take 7% less damage until they have less than their maximum laff {they keep the buff at max laff} and cannot be tooned up unless another trees is rolled {same 10% cap applies}. This has a weighted probability to occur significantly less frequently than other outcomes.
WILD CARD {literal cards are the icons}: If three in a row are rolled, a random effect is chosen {but still cannot roll 777 if Rigged Slots has triggered}. If one wild card is drawn along with two matching symbols, then the effect will occur AND Buck will receive a 7% defense buff for a turn, do +7 damage for a turn, spawn a level 20.exe Cog {if spawn conditions are met, otherwise this is ignored}, all Cogs will receive random buffs for 2 turns, and all Toons will take anywhere from 1-25% less damage for a turn {randomly generated per Toon}. If two wild cards in a row are rolled along with a single symbol, the effect will occur as normal with no wild card buffs. Wild cards cannot roll twice in a row in such a way to receive a wild card buff, but otherwise there are no frequency restrictions.
Ending Cutscene
Buck Ruffler: DITHPOTHING OTH... DITH... D-D-DITHPOTH......
[Buck Ruffler begins to tremble and shake, and if there were any other Cogs in battle they back away and then fly off at this point. His slots spin without any prompting from him and roll 777, forcing away his override]
Buck Ruffler: You... You Thoonth... You won?
Buck Ruffler: You won the beth.
Buck Ruffler: Well, I gueth we thoughth thair and thquare.
Buck Ruffler: Hahaha... haha....
[Buck's slots go a bit haywire and then he collapses to the floor]
24 notes · View notes
johnnytoons · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
There’ths alwayths enough time to thlip-in a “Thurthsday Night Thilly Thyclops Thsketch” my friendths! I hope everyone is having a THUPER DUPER Thursday! Lol! 🤪✍🏻📒
2 notes · View notes
buckshuffler · 7 months
Note
whats it like being the central oil street manager
Very. Very. Chaotic.
Thothe toonth are relentleth. But they can't knock me down for long!! I alwayth come back for more!
... bethideth, I like clocking in and theeing familiar fatheth.
But don't tell my bofth I thaid that.
5 notes · View notes
myloadsarelight · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
“TENUGUI” 🎨:🍵 📏:34㎝×86㎝ Made by 🌦 @allweatherproof #alwayth #myloadsarelight https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8NHTWPZkbVp5WhHaGe5SPcIBhxTTSPdxn0Xk0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
0 notes
tessathegamefreak · 11 months
Note
Tumblr media
Fix-it Felix AU cast? Meet Benny, a fusion between Neko and Dib @dib-thing-wannabe! Their reactions?
OOC: Also drawn by @redscorpiocat
AU Felix: "Well Benny, you certainly look... scholarly", he was trying to think of the right word to describe them.
AU Ralph: "What is that glowing donut in your head? Can I wear your glasses?"
Kane Candy: "Looking magical ath alwayth!"
Scientist Calhoun: "Neko and Elliot are siblings, right? I guess that technically makes Benny a family", she chuckled.
The Princess and Servant:
Princess Vanellope: "Hehe, well I have no doubts you two will behave while you are in Sugar Rush"
Not-So Sourbill: "Mhms. You do good now, Benny"
The Troublesome Trio:
Adorabeezle: "So, Neko and Bebe fused to make one super sibling? Huh.."
Gloyd: "Well, you guys are looking nice as a fusion, Benny!"
Snowanna: "You guys look like a wizard", she chuckled.
Turbo: "Well, hello Neko and Angelo. Hi Benny...", He sighed.
(I also wanted to add that I am seriously getting Harry Potter vibes from them, but I wanted to avoid too many references since 1. Kane/Turbo would not actually know what Harry Potter is since he has been away from the public eye and would not have heard of it, and 2. I am not sure the others would have been familiar with it)
5 notes · View notes
bigfan-fanfic · 1 year
Note
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
The 4th shall be with you alwayth
3 notes · View notes
koki-komatsuda · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
個人的にエア・テラピンをalwayth のシューレースで履きたい🤔
9 notes · View notes
sneakerscartel · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media
 ALWAYTH x Vans  https://sneakerscartel.com/alwayth-x-vans/
0 notes