#amateur drag

[loversveil]

i have a lot of range I like to think I’m a very rangeful person

#talks #my face #it’s MY blog and I can spam tags if I want!!! #drag #drag queen #trans #ftm drag #alternative drag #amateur drag #alt #goth #lgbt

[ladiesandgems]

it’s me, your favorite little drag doll, Radical Dame! follow me on Insta @ radicaldames ✨

#drag queen #amateur drag #baby drag queen #me #my face #my drag #Radical Dame

[morganmackerel]

New Drag King look from January! Was going for a sad porcelain doll, clown, mime man...thing. 💧☂

Was fun to do after ages of not doing a new look aha.

#art #drag king #amateur drag king #newbie drag king #drag

[tswwwit]

Can Dipper pick Bill up? Has he ever tried? What would Bill's reaction be to his little human husband carrying (or trying to) him, and under what circumstances would either of them agree to it?

Good question!

I'm not sure if Dipper can pick Bill up - certainly not an easy task, Bill's taller and a handful in more than one way. Probably Dipper makes the attempt out of retaliation. Bill wants to pick up Dipper all the time? Fine! Let's see how Bill likes being manhandled for once.

Unfortunately for this plan, Bill's entirely fine with being man- or demon-handled! Frankly the whole thing would be deeply amusing. Bill gets not only attention, but also an opportunity to tease Dipper AND mock him while he struggles. A triple win!

#answers #bless these two idiots #Bill *does* make it a struggle of course. But not by squirming away #More like putting the back of his hand to his forehead and falling back in a swoon at just the right time to make Dipper nearly drop him #Or clasping his arms dramatically around Dipper's neck in a way that makes it hard to keep his grip #Possibly 'helping' by trying to climb on top of Dipper instead #Switching between comments like 'oh no this so-called 'hero' is trying to drag me off' and other sarcasms and others like: #'Boy you sure are sweating kid! Having trouble? or 'Jeez it's obvious you've never swept any being off their feet before. Amateur.' #Dipper's frustration is hilarious and only intensifying with Bill's dumb antics. But he can't quit *now*. He's already halfway there #If he just gives up then Bill will mock him for THAT for ages #Gotta get the guy off the ground at least once before he lets him drop. Hopefully in a mud puddle or down a well or something #He'll see this through with gritted teeth and also probably a sore back #If he'd remembered to lift with his knees he could have spared himself the last one #But frankly he probably just walked up behind Bill and tried to just. Lift. #It took Bill a second to figure out what the heck he was doing. And then: The Mocking Began

[fisheito]

i need morvay to teach yakumo how to suck a man's soul out thru his dick

#i need master sexinator morv to OOPS get dragged into some educational lecture or demo or WHATNOT #first because oli is curious and wants to . broaden his horizons #maybe blade joins in bc he's also always in the library with oli so of course the news of the event just spreads #and after apron yakumo there's an oral awakening where yaku ALSO joins the lecture series #PROFESSOR MORV PLEASE SHOW THESE AMATEURS YOUR WORLDLY WISDOM

[deer-trees]

Drag mix of Bounce With Me in which a drag king gets frustrated with his tits getting in the way of his number and performs top surgery on himself mid-song. Hello. Is anyone listening to me.

#if nobody uses my drag ideas I will be forced to go to an amateur night and do them my fucking self #roscoe rambles

[dancedance-resolution]

guys i’m going to perform drag for the first time in july i think >:D

#found the perfect amateur drag king night and bitch i think im going to do it LOL im so fucking excited……….

[ckret2]

Me: yeah i have strong opinions on using the axolotl's canon pronouns even though they only came up in a single sentence on a single page in all of canon.

Also me: I think Gideon is bigender, she just doesn't know it yet

#(I will not be she/hering Gideon in the fic. Because again. He doesn't know it yet. But like for the sake of the joke.) #(in ten years Gideon will be doing amateur drag and flourishing) #about my writing #bill goldilocks cipher

[bugpoasting]

watched the monkees fairy tale episode and um. yup its just as much as y'all have gassed it up that was Insane

#the honestly really earnest drag from all of them #mike's makeup was soooo fucking good he looked so fucking good with the lashes and eyeliner #i love his weird huge bobblehead so much #the intentional amateurism (idk if thats the right term) also feels soooo ahead of its time like idk. i am not a film historian so kick me #if im wrong #but it just gave youtube student film for AP Psych or somethjng like it feels very youtube-borne #and as usual the 4th wall breaks are always superb but this week absolutely killed it #the wife jokes!!!!!! what!!!!!!!!!!!! #insane on its own and insane for the yaoi implications #god. peter tork also activates the bird wife instinct in me BUT crossbred with cuteness aggression #he is literally ouppy i cant look at his earnestface too long or i need to go outside and smoke

[loversveil]

gold satin dreamer

been home sick w covid this week and was bored out of my mind so I looked through the backup of my photos and realised there were more pics from this look

#my face #drag #amateur drag #purple #aesthetic #ftm drag #androgyny

[bluntandsaucy]

the alchemy but toxic as shit could totally be a kevin riko type perfect court song,,,

#what if i told you i'm back? the hospital was a drag #call the amateurs and cut em from the team #ditch the clowns #get the crown #baby i'm the one to beat #i'm making a comeback to where i belong #kevin day #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #taylor swift #riko moriyama #jean moreau #the sunshine court

[morganmackerel]

And finally here are some looks from around the Halloween period! The first being one I threw together quickly for a party and the second I did on Halloween night!

Thanks for peeping and I hope to do more VERY very soon😎

#drag king #newbie drag king #amateur drag king #drag #baby drag king #makeup practise #makeup #halloween

[tattedpetticoats]

No western anarchist in the past 50 years has caused any police officer NEARLY as much anger, pain and expense as one random self-represented idiot who's going to fight that parking ticket to the DEATH.

#police departments have to hire lawyers for that shit! barristers don't come cheap! #'hurr durr I threw a brick through a window' 'I wrote ACAB on a cop car in sharpie' you FOOLS #you AMATEURS #Gwendolyn over here has been dragging them through the courts for a year over a $50 parking fine. She has subpoena'd unredacted copies #of the commissioner's signature for EVERY cop she has interacted with. #she has demanded the tech specs of their cameras. #she is going to lose eventually but by god she'll cost them $50K before she does #tatt talks

[ailinu]

[actively panicking] no yeah it’s fine this is fun i’m having fun

#my first ever drag show is in under a week #it’s for charity and there is at least one other amateur student performer (alongside professionals) #so theoretically the stakes are low but i am. uh. freaking out a little. #i’m excited! i’m just also very scared

[6ebe]

Why are people on my dash getting genuinely heated abt an f1 driver charity football match like. are we doing this. are we actually doing this.

#tbf I’ve taken the afternoon + evening off bc I had an exam today but I’m still not watching that so #nah it’s cool that people care abt things wish I could relate maybe #but also if I want to watch mid amateur football I’d just go watch my college football matches .. #which I was dragged to one by some friends like 2 weeks ago so I think I’ve hit my quota for that

[adamapparition]

Hellooo i decided to make a blog for my drag! I'm a baby/amateur drag king

Here is some of my stuff 👁️👁️

#drag king #drag #makeup #mua #beginner drag artist #amateur drag artist #drag thing #drag creature