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lady-tortilla-chip · 4 years
Conversation
Morgan: would you be my doctor mom?
Christine: *looks at Pepper*
Pepper: did you just propose to Christine for me?
Morgan: someone had to.
Stephen and Tony: fuck, she beat us to it.
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myheartrevealedocs · 3 years
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Untouchable Ch 32: Finale
Warnings: mentions of family tension, swearing
Ch 31 | Series Masterlist
A/N: Only like... three weeks late. my bad. But I figured if I was going o end one of my longest fanfics ever, it shouldn’t be on such a dull note, so I did some revamping!
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Lydia had warned Spencer of the reaction he was going to get when he walked into the office that morning for a case. She knew the team pretty well, if she did say so herself. And she was totally right, but Spencer would never tell her that, nor would anyone get the chance, as the whole conversation was upstaged by a completely different topic.
Stepping into the conference room just a little bit late, JJ and Garcia saw Spencer in the door and stopped their briefing distractedly.
“Well, hello,” JJ teased, causing everyone to turn around and check out whatever had caught her off guard.
Spencer’s old (and in Lydia’s opinion, annoyingly long) hair was gone, being replaced by a shaggy and much shorter style.
He shot everyone a tight smile, sitting down quickly as if that might make them go back to the briefing, but everyone took another second to stare at his head and wonder if they missed something. I mean, why suddenly change your hairstyle if not due to some sort of emotional turmoil?
“What, did you join a boyband?” Hotch said, almost jokingly, but his voice was slightly too stern.
Morgan gave up his facade and let his chuckles loose, the rest of the team breaking out into smiles as well.
“No,” Spencer responded. “I was trying something out, since Lydia wants my hair short for the wedding.”
That shut them up fast.
“You popped the question?! Reid, man, you gotta tell us these things!” Morgan exclaimed, his eyes wide.
“We thought it’d be funny to follow our lying routine and wait a few weeks to mention it,” Reid replied with a shrug.
That’s when the rest of the team seemed to catch on, JJ especially freaking out over the news. “Weeks??!? Spencer, how could you? You got engaged and just failed to mention it?”
“Tell us everything!” Emily interrupted. “Did you get down on a knee?”
“Guys-” Hotch tried to get them on track, but it was no use.
“I can have her come in when we get back to show off the ring,” Spencer offered.
“How much did you spend on it?” Rossi asked, more out of curiosity than concern.
“Where will you guys have the wedding?” Garcia chimed in, rushing around the table to pull Spencer into a hug from behind his chair. “Here in DC? Or in a destination spot?”
“Team!” Hotch demanded. “We need to be briefed and get on the jet as soon as possible.”
Everyone was serious from then on. Or, at least, they were all holding their questions until the jet. None of them even noticed or heard Hotch lean over and whisper a quick “congratulations” to the genius, but it felt fitting for the unit chief to be the first of the team to say it.
~ ~ ~
“You aren’t allowed to take Spencer wedding dress shopping!” JJ teased as the four girls headed to their first stop of the day.
“Wait, you were planning on bringing Reid?” Penelope laughed, light filtering through her newly dyed, red hair.
“Well, I was, until Jayje told me it was forbidden or something,” Lydia replied, trying to keep up while also answering work emails on her phone. “I thought the whole ‘seeing the wedding dress before the wedding’ was just a dumb superstition.”
“Oh no, it is,” Emily assured her. “But it’s pretty damn funny that you think Reid would be any help in picking out clothes.”
Lydia shrugged. “I don’t know. I mean, it’s his wedding day, too. I think we should both have a say in what it looks like.”
“Not the dress,” Garcia insisted. “The dress is all you. Spencer has no choice but to love you in whatever you wear.”
“And he will,” Emily said. “He���s so far gone.”
“Well… we both are,” Lydia shrugged.
~ ~ ~
“Beck, I’ll be there in 6 hours,” Lydia insisted, leaning up against Spencer uncomfortably in the airport chairs. “You can panic about the dress and the flowers-”
“You should care more! I mean, you’re getting married in a week.”
Spencer raised his eyebrows, likely being able to hear his future sister-in-law on the other end. Lydia rolled her eyes in explanation. “Well, what did Sonia say about the dress?”
“She said she’ll just wear something from her closet.”
“Then let her,” Lydia sighed. “She can wear jeans if that’s what she’s comfortable in! You know, my coworker’s son is planning to come as Captain America. It’s not going to ruin the-”
“But she’s the mother of the bride! The mothers and fathers are always dressed up!”
“Remind me when you’re getting married that I don’t want to be your maid of honor,” Lydia joked. “I think I can easily go my whole life without planning another wedding.”
“Sonia said she didn’t count as mother of the bride,” Rebecca continued, ignoring her comment. “I told her that she was crazy-”
“Tell Sonia that she is definitely my mom for the day,” Lydia insisted. “And also tell her that as my mother, I give her free reign over the outfit.”
“I’m just pissed,” Beck hissed over the line. “That dress is sooner to fit little Katie than it is to fit her.”
Lydia nodded, shifting herself away from Spencer to lean forward, her elbows on her knees. “Yeah, um… What’s the situation with Dad, by the way?”
“He’s definitely coming,” Beck reassured her. “He’s super proud of you. But I think he’s a little upset that you don’t want him to walk you down the aisle.”
“I didn’t expect him to be happy,” Lydia admitted.
“I know… But I think he understands. And I know he won’t start anything on your big day. But he might want to talk to you when you land in California.”
Lydia huffed, only continuing when Spencer began rubbing light circles into her back. “Okay. Will he be with you to pick me up?”
“Nah. It’ll just be Sonia and I. Give Spencer a warning about Sonia’s hugs, by the way. She’s never actually seen him in person and she plans to suffocate him.”
“Duly noted. I’ll see you when I land?”
“Yep! Love you.”
“Love you, too.”
Setting her phone in her lap, Lydia went right back to her spot in her fiancé’s side.
“Dress and flowers?” Spencer asked.
“Sonia’s dress doesn’t fit,” Lydia shrugged. “Like, is tiny, doesn’t fit. And according to Beck, that’s a big deal. Then, the florist was asking about changing some of the flowers for the table settings and she flipped her shit-”
“No kidding,” Spencer agreed. “She was really set on a full green and white bouquet.”
“I’m so scared for her wedding.”
Spencer gave her a look. “Oh, come on. You have to realize that if this were her wedding, you’d be just like this.”
“What?” Lydia exclaimed.
“Rebecca would not care at all if this were her wedding and someone accidentally brought red roses instead of white,” he laughed. “She cares because it’s your wedding. And she loves you. So, the roses have to be white. No matter what it takes.”
“Well,” Lydia snapped, “I wouldn’t freak out on a poor florist just because of some misunderstanding-”
“But you would pay extra,” he argued. “And you’d pick them up from a warehouse in a different state. In fact, you’d probably go out and pick them yourself if that was the only option.”
Lydia opted to say, “I’m ignoring that comment.”
“Because you know I’m right,” he gloated.
“I hate profilers.”
He chuckled, pulling her closer into his side. “I know you do.”
“So, how’s your mom?” she asked, wanting to move away from the topic of her family. “Does she still have a ride to San Francisco?”
“Yes,” Spencer reassured her. “My dad will be driving her to California on Wednesday and then taking her back to the hospital Saturday morning. I’m not sure why he thought an eight hour drive with his ex-wife would be a good idea…”
“They’re in the same boat,” Lydia replied. “I know that it sounds… painful, but they are so excited to see you get married, they don’t mind the journey. And your dad knows that it wouldn’t be the same if your mom wasn’t there. He’ll make sure she gets there okay, for your sake.”
The two of them spent the rest of their time waiting patiently for the boarding call for their flight. Occasionally, one would lean over to the other to make guesses about why those around them were flying to SF or to comment on a kid’s cute suitcase, but they were mostly content to just sit in silence.
~ ~ ~
“How exhausted are you?” Emily whispered, before giving her friend a spin.
Lydia chuckled, as she came back around and rested her hands on the woman’s shoulders. “Very. But don’t get me wrong, I would give anything for this day not to end.”
“I’m happy for you,” she said. “I can’t imagine a more perfect duo.”
Across the room, Spencer was dancing with his mom. As he caught Lydia’s eye, his smile deepened and he gave her a wink.
“He was so serious when we first met, I don’t think I could have ever imagined falling for someone like that.”
“Excuse me, ladies.” Lydia and Emily slowed their sway to look at Hotch and a very cute Jack, who was, as promised, dressed like Captain America, at his feet. “Might we cut in and dance with Dr. Ambers?”
Emily nodded, waving goodbye to Jack before stepping off the dance floor.
Lydia and Hotch each grabbed one of the tiny superhero’s hands, before resting the other arm over each other, like they normally would if they were dancing.
“I’m so glad you two could make it,” Lydia told the Hotchner’s. “Have you ever been to California before, Jack?”
He shook his head, his cheeks swelling with a grin.
“How fun! Are you guys going to see more of San Francisco before you leave tomorrow?”
“That’s the plan,” Hotch answered. “Hey, buddy, you wanna tell Dr. Ambers what you said to me about her dress?”
Lydia raised an eyebrow at the blond boy, who was beginning to blush. “It’s pretty.”
“Thank you, Jack! I think it’s really pretty, too.”
“Alright Jack, dad’s gonna talk to Dr. Ambers, so why don’t you sit with Ms. Garcia again.”
“Okay,” the boy said and let go of their hands. “Bye!”
“Good talk or bad talk?” Lydia asked once the boy was gone.
“Good,” he assured her. “I just haven’t gotten the chance to congratulate you in person. And you’ve already had a dance with Morgan, Garcia, and Prentiss, so I was feeling a bit jealous. So was Jack. He was asking about his turn to dance with you. I guess dancing with his dad isn’t as fun.”
“He’ll grow out of it,” Lydia promised. “But I happen to know you well enough to know that you’re lying to me, Hotch.”
“Lying?” His face was calm, as though he already knew what she was implying, but asked out of courtesy. 
“You did not send your son away so that you could congratulate me privately. You still haven’t told me why you wanted to talk.”
“An honorary profiler, through and through. Brilliant since the day we met.”
Lydia froze in her swaying movement. “Excessive complementing is not your style, Hotch. Is the Bureau firing me?”
This made him stop as well, his eyebrows knitting together. “And just when I was saying you were brilliant. No, the Bureau has nothing against your marriage. If that were the case, I would have warned you before the wedding.”
“I had thought that, too,” Lydia admitted. “But I was never sure if you or Garcia told the Bureau. Spencer says that when he reminded Garcia to put it on my record, she was acting strange.”
“I was unaware of that,” Hotch chuckled. “I shall have to check with Garcia myself.”
“So, if I’m not being fired, what is it?”
“I have somewhat of a favor to ask.”
“And that is?”
“With JJ’s promotion to the DoD, there’s a vacant spot on the team. Garcia is attempting to take on the responsibility of both a technical analyst and a liaison.”
Lydia couldn’t stop herself from laughing. “Are you asking me to leave my job at the university to become the liaison at the BAU? I have tenure, Hotch. Not to mention, no experience in public relations. I can understand that Garcia needs help, but I am-”
“I understand, but that’s not exactly where I was going with this. Garcia and I have already discussed splitting the role. The issue is that in order to take on the job of a media liaison, I won’t have much time at all to do field work. JJ had her credentials to work as a profiler, and yet she still rarely did crime scene investigations or actual profile building because she was needed elsewhere.”
“So, you need... a profiler?” Lydia stammered.
“We can discuss profiling later,” he assured her. “What I need is Dr. Ambers back. Full time. And this includes the office work again. Next time I call a briefing I need you to be in the bullpen, not at a university.”
Lydia involuntarily glanced at her new husband, who had made his way off the dance floor and was seated with Morgan. “Hotch, we were just discussing how the Bureau might not even know Spencer and I are married. Do you honestly think they’d be okay with making me an employee given my background?”
“I would like to remind you that I was a lawyer for a long time,” he joked. “I can hold an argument. But even so, your background just proves how irreplaceable you are, Lydia. No one could turn you away. But you’re right. I can’t offer tenure to you.”
A grin broke out across her face. “When do you need your answer?”
“One week.”
She nodded and stepped away. “Thank you for the dance, Hotch. I will consider your offer.”
“Thank you, Lydia.”
~ ~ ~
“I didn’t think it was possible to dance with every person at your wedding,” Sonia teased as she sat with Lydia outside the empty venue.
“I wish I had danced with everyone,” the bride argued. “It would excuse my exhaustion.”
“It’s a miracle you aren’t dead.”
“I can see it now: Danced to Death on Her Wedding Night.”
“What’s going on now?” Spencer asked as he stepped out beside them. “My parents just left. The only ones left are Beck, Katie, and Adam.”
“And they’re waiting on me,” Sonia reasoned. “Best be going.”
She pulled both of them into a tight hug before wandering back towards the front of the location.
“Do you need help standing up?” Spencer asked, seeing Lydia sway with exhaustion.
“Must I?”
He offered a hand to her, pulling her into him, despite his own aching feet. “Yes, you must. But think of it this way. The sooner we get going, the sooner you can pass out at the hotel.
She hummed in response. “...oh, there was something I’ve been meaning to ask you.”
“Which is?”
“What do you think of me being a profiler?” she mumbled.
“A-Are you serious?”
Lydia looked up, afraid of what she might see, but Spencer’s eyes betrayed no distress. “I don’t think many girls can say they were offered a full time position at the FBI at their wedding. Would you help me pass the classes?”
“Absolutely,” he responded, with no hesitation. “Of course.”
“Working together once more. What could go wrong?”
Tags: @kris-stuff​, @wooya1224​, @bispences​, @anotherr-fine-mess​, @eddysocs​
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karenninaaa · 5 years
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Iron Dad Bingo #2- Trope: Baby Stark
I wrote this on a whim while trying and failing to wake up my irondad muse. it’s been so long since i wrote an irondad fic. this idea just came out of nowhere while i was lounging in a coffee shop. you know the drill, not endgame compliant. tony lives. because that’s all i care about. sort of fix it.
title inspired by the lyrics of the song ‘Leaves’ by a filipino indie pop band ben&ben
Summary: A little girl offered Peter a candy to comfort him when Peter was a bit broken inside after the battle against Thanos had been won.
And all will be alright in time.
Peter was crouched down in the hallway of a hospital. The hallway was empty and the strong scent of antiseptic was wafting in the air. Peter lost track of how long he was in that position. It could have been minutes or hours. He didn’t quite remember anymore. The moment the doctors said that Mr. Stark was not in the critical condition anymore, Peter’s feet had started to drag him away, away from Miss Potts –no, Mrs. Stark now and Mr. Rhodes who were visibly worn out from the battle against Thanos and his armies earlier.
He wore a white t-shirt and gray sweatpants and a hoodie. He also did not remember who had given the clothes to him. Because it seemed like his brain was still filled with the adrenaline rush of the battle, of saving Earth and of surviving through. Everything felt like a blur. It felt like everything was moving in a fast forward motion and he was the only one who had remained in a freeze mode. 
He had been staring at that single white tiled floor and all he could think about was Mr. Stark almost dying. Almost. His brain had chosen that moment to keep on replaying in his head. Mr. Stark who was still as a statue, who wasn’t responding and whose heart was about to give up on beating.
Then the arc reactor shut off. The light had vanished and there was this terrible and dead silence that hit them like an invisible wave. It had knocked the breath out of Peter. It had been the longest awful one second of his life. Then there was a portal and Mr. Strange. Mr. Stark was being wheeled into the Operating Room with Dr. Strange in tow.
Then there was the good news.
Yes. Good news, something to be delighted about. But why Peter couldn’t bring himself to smile and instead tears were continuously falling from his eyes. He hugged his knees more tightly as he buried his face at the crook of his elbow.
Don’t get him wrong, it was a huge relief for him that Mr. Stark was alive. It truly was. The tears were for his own heart that constricted and squeezed at the sight of Mr. Stark who had been willing to give everything he got for the universe even if it meant was the expense of his life.
Mr. Stark, who in a short amount of time, had been a huge part in shaping who he should be as an Avenger, Mr. Stark who had filled the gaps of his days. Mr. Stark whom he had looked up to, Mr. Stark who had helped him with the relativistic mass-energy equation. And the thing was the thought that there would be no Mr. Stark in a new world that had been successfully saved, was a scary scary thought.
That was probably the tears were also for.
That he needed to dispense all those scary thoughts so he could finally smile.
“Do you want candy?”
Peter froze. He slowly lifted his head. A girl probably no older than 6 was standing in front of her. He was wearing a pink floral dress and a brown leather jacket partnered with black ankle boots. She had dark brown hair that reached her shoulder. Her brown eyes blinked at him. Though, there was something familiar with her eyes.
Peter blinked back and sniffed. “W-what?”
The girl played with her hair. “Well, my dad always offers me candy when I cried. It’s effective. It makes me stop crying immediately. Also, it makes me feel better. Though, I don’t think mom likes that dad always gives me candy.”
The corner of Peter’s mouth tugged forming a little smile. He cleared his throat. “Well, do you have candy?”
She fished out something in the pockets of her leather jacket. She extended her hand to him holding a wrapped candy. “I was saving it for later but it’s okay. You can have it.”
“Are you sure?” Peter asked.
She nodded. 
Gingerly, Peter accepted the candy. She stared at him, waiting for him to open up the candy. So Peter did. He popped the candy into his mouth. It was a lemon flavor.
“Well?” She tilted her head at him
Peter smiled. The candy reminded him of the candies that Mr. Stark had in a glass jar in the corner of his lab. It was comforting. “You’re right. It’s effective.”
“And you stopped crying too.” She noted.
Peter chuckled. “Did your dad give you this candy too?”
“No my mom did before she had left earlier.” She sat Indian style beside him. “She said she had some business she needed to attend to. I wanted to come because sometimes she let me come with her. But she said that children were not allowed to be there.”
“Why are you here anyway?” Before Peter knew it, he also started to sit comfortably on the floor. 
“My dad’s here.” It was her only answer as she drew circles with her small index finger on the floor.
“Oh,” Peter didn’t want to pry. The little girl frowned. He didn’t want to upset the kid even more.
“Why are you crying earlier?” She looked up at him.
Peter tried to find the right words. He spoke after a moment. “I was scared.”
“Do you want a hug?” She asked.
Peter couldn’t help but smile again.
“Mom and Dad always give me a hug when I was scared. Do you want one? It will make you better too.”
God, this kid was so adorable. Peter couldn’t help but mentally gushed. Instead of speaking, he spread his arms wide.
She beamed at him and stood up. She bent down a bit and wrapped her chubby tiny arms around his shoulder. She gently tapped his back. She spoke. Her voice was oddly soothing. “It’s alright. You’re going to be okay soon.”
Peter’s face crumbled right then. Involuntarily, his body shook when another sob escaped his lips. Then there were tears again.
“It’s okay.” This time, the girl rubbed his back. “It’s going to be alright now.”
Another strange thing was, the little girl’s words were like warm water washing over him. His taut shoulders started to loosen up. He started to deflate like a balloon in her little arms. He let himself believed her words because the war with bad aliens was over. He released the breathe he didn’t know he had been holding.
Peter pulled away from him sniffing again. His eyes were red and puffy. “Where did you learn that?”
Her brows knitted together. “Learn what?”
“Those words. How did you know how to comfort someone?”
“That’s what mom and dad always said and does when I’m upset and scared. It worked like magic, didn’t it?” She grinned at him.
“Your parents are lucky to have you,” Peter said softly.
“And I love them, three thousand.” She raised her three fingers for emphasis.
“Morgan!”
There was a male voice in the hallway somewhere in the distance.
“Oops. That’s me.” She sucked her thumb. “I should go. Bye-bye.” She waved her hand at him as she stepped back.
“Bye, bye.” Peter also waved his hand at her. “And Morgan, thank you.” He smiled earnestly at her as she continued to step back. “Look where you’re going, you might trip!” He pointed out.
She only giggled. “You’re welcome, Peter.” She then rounded the corner and disappeared.
“Yeah-” He froze. “Wait, what? How did she know my name?”
He sprang from his seat and ran to the corner where the kid had gone to. But the hallway was empty as if no single soul had been there a while back.
“W-what the fu-“
Earlier that day was one of the best times of Peter’s life because Mr. Stark had woken up. He was bouncing on his heels as he walked to Mr. Stark’s room together with aunt May. He was holding a bouquet. They stopped in front of Mr. Stark’s room. There was a muffled voice inside then followed by laughter. Peter grinned. He knocked and opened the door.
He stepped inside. “Mr. Stark-!”
He froze on the spot. Mr. Stark was truly awake as he beamed at him as if nothing life-threatening had happened earlier at the break of dawn, as if they hadn’t gone to a battle and fight for their lives. The upper part of his bed was slightly raised so he was in a half-sitting position. The burn on the side of Mr. Stark’s face was still fresh. There was a red bionic arm where his right arm used to be. The prosthetic was glinting under the pale fluorescent light. 
However, what made Peter froze was the kid who was snuggling beside Mr. Stark. His good left arm was wrapped around her. She was now looking shyly at him.
“You-” He pointed wide-eyed at the girl.
The girl only giggled as she snuggled closer to Mr. Stark’s chest.
“Oh, you’ve already met Morgan?” Mr. Stark’s eyes lit up.
“Y-yeah. . .” Peter answered slowly. “W-who is she again?”
Mr. Stark looked around to the people in the room. Pepper, Happy and Rhodey was there. “No one had bothered to tell him that she’s my daughter?”
“Daughter.” Peter echoed.
“In our defense boss,” Happy said. “We didn’t know that they have already met.”
Morgan looked up at his dad. “I gave him a candy daddy because he was crying.”
“Oh,” Mr. Stark’s gaze fell on Peter.
“Sweetie,” Pepper called Morgan. “Come on, let’s buy some cheeseburgers for dad.”
“Cheeseburgers!” Morgan gasped dramatically as she sat up abruptly. She immediately hopped down the bed. 
“God, you’re as bad as your dad,” Rhodey muttered.
“I heard that.” Tony pointed out. “And I take that as a compliment.”
Soon, Tony and Peter were the only people in the room as if their company had an unspoken agreement to give the two some alone time.Morgan blew a kiss to Peter before sauntering off holding her mom’s hand.
Peter remained on the same spot he had been earlier when he had first entered.
“What? You’re going to make me come to you?” Tony asked. “As you can see I’m quite indisposed as of this moment. Come here squirt.”
Peter stiffly walked towards him. He sat on the vacant seat next to Mr. Stark’s bed. Peter needed to sit. He looked down at the flowers on his lap.
He knew without looking that Mr. Stark was staring at him.
“I’m glad you’re back.”
“Me too,” Peter mumbled.
“Pete, look at me.” Mr. Stark said pleadingly. “I still couldn’t quite believe that everyone who had been dusted was back. I need some validation that you’re here.”
Peter looked up at him.
Mr. Stark smiled. “There you go. You’re here.”
“Don’t scare me like that ever again,” Peter said.
Mr. Stark raised an eyebrow at the hardness on Peter’s voice.
“You almost died.” He choked out.
“That’s part of my job.” Mr. Stark said.
“Then just retire already,” Peter said. 
“Oh, I plan on it. Besides, I have to take Morgan to school because Pep will probably be busy being the boss lady of the company.”
“I can’t believe you already have a daughter. “Peter said disbelievingly combing his hair with his hand. “It’s kinda hard to believe that years had already passed in here when it felt like a blink to me.”
“You’ll get used to it.” Mr. Stark assured him. He was looking softly at him. His eyes were bright, the side of his eyes crinkled. He had more white hair than Peter had remembered.
“Mr. Stark. . .” Peter swallowed. “Is everything going to be alright now?”
“Let’s allow ourselves to think that yes, it will be. Our world is messy but I’d like to hope that every passing moment that will come will be something worth celebrating for.”
There was the beat of silence before Tony spoke again. “Why did you cry? Did you cry because of me?”
“Because you scared me!”
“Now you already know what I felt when you’re out there donning that red and blue spandex.”
Peter was silent. He couldn’t argue with that.
He spoke after a beat. “So, uh, we’re even now, Mr. Stark?”
And all Mr. Stark could respond was a peal of hearty laughter as he threw his head back.
Peter smiled.
Yes, it’s going to be alright now.
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altumvidetur · 4 years
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Hotch/Reid Fic Recs
Previously: Haikyuu!! Fic Recs, DCMK (Kaishin) Fic Recs
So, I was thinking about the coronavirus pandemic and what I could do to help people out. I’m isolated because I’m at higher risk, so I can’t really offer to go out for my elderly neighbors or my family… but I thought I could try to help keep people entertained.
Because I don’t have an AO3 account right now, I’ve been compiling fic recs for my own amusement for a year or so. And I thought – maybe that’s the time to share these with everyone? So everyone will have plenty of things to read while they have to stay at home, or even to escape anxiety a little bit if you’re forced to go out.
Of course, these cater to my own tastes, so you may find stuff you don’t like around here. I never include works in progress. The Mature and Explicit works will be in italic. I ask you to READ THE WORK’S TAGS before continuing, so you won’t find anything that makes you uncomfortable.
When it comes to Criminal Minds, I only had one OTP, one that’s been carrying me through the first seven seasons and which will, hopefully, carry me towards season 11 (and what am I going to do once Hotch leaves the show? I have no idea). So, here are my Hotch/Reid fic recs:
A Kiss Is..., by bowie28
For a Renaissance man such as Dr. Reid, a kiss can mean a lot of things.
First Kiss, by Lenore
To solve the case of who's targeting gay couples, Hotch and Spencer need to go undercover. But first, they have to practice.
Making Whoopee, by kuriadalmatia
12 days was the longest Hotch had been away from Jack since Haley's death. He's not adjusting well.
P is for Pie, by kuriadalmatia
Spencer knows what Aaron is doing: offering up a piece of himself—a very private piece of his childhood that never talks about—so that Spencer has the opportunity to reciprocate.
Nothing In Between, by travelinthedark
Aaron doesn’t know who he’s supposed to be anymore.
5 Mandatory Events at the FBI Regional Training Seminar, by travelinthedark
“Hey guys!” Jeff’s voice is just as upbeat as it was when he was telling the entire conference room about the wonders of community stewardship and his volunteer work as a ‘Big Brother.’ It’s also just as loud, and Hotch wonders if the guy realizes he doesn’t have to shout at people who are less than five feet away from him. “Are you ready to come up and add your ideas to the aspirations board?”
Conversations in Transit, by travelinthedark
Three conversations about (or sort of about) the way that Hotch and Reid are together.
Your Shadow at Morning, by travelinthedark
Aaron's world is a mess, and it falls apart more every time he tries to fix it.
Q is for Queen Bee, by kuriadalmatia
The last thing Reid remembered as he was speaking gibberish to Kimura as they raced to the hospital. Losing the capacity for language was terrifying...
L is for Lipstick, by kuriadalmatia
Aaron finds a cache of lipstick-imprinted business cards tucked away in Spencer's desk. He doesn't react well.
Catatonic, by bowie28
Spencer Reid is a man of habit.
The apple and afterward, by Lenore
What if Reid hadn't managed to kick his Dilaudid addiction? What if he needed a job on the side in order to afford his habit?
Five Times Spencer Reid Kept His Hair, and One Time He Didn’t, by bowie28
Why Reid finally had his hair cut. 
Love Songs, by Gorgeousgreymatter
(Summary by me: Hotch pining for Reid, both of them getting together and being cute.)
The Tradition of Sprigs, by kuriadalmatia
Hotch holds the sprig of mistletoe by the stem, cocks an eyebrow, and waits for an explanation. Because, in the four months Spencer Reid has been on his team, Hotch knows that there’s going to be one. What he doesn't know is that it will become a tradition.
The Best for Last, by blythechild
This is a gift fic based on the prompt: "It's Hotch and Reid's first Xmas together and Hotch wants to get Reid a gift that he never received as a child - Jack suggests asking Reid’s parents about what he’d like."
House Call, by blythechild
Jack is ill and wants to be comforted by Reid instead of Hotch.
Not Included In The Brochure, by blythechild
[Crossover with Sherlock (BBC)] Sherlock was standing over the body… Sherlock finds himself in the middle of a B.A.U. investigation, much to his delight and John's frustration.
Something Less Ordinary, by blythechild
A year after Reid voluntarily leaves the F.B.I., Hotch discovers that Diana Reid is dead and he must find his former colleague and friend in hopes of setting a few things right.
we’re reeling through an endless fall, by bittereternity
lead me to the truth and I will follow you with my whole life. Back then, Spencer had replied, "I love you too. I love you very much." This could be a love story someday. [spencer reid, aaron hotchner, reid/hotch, reid/maeve]
Five Dinners Series, by Daylyn
(Summary by me: Hotch and Reid’s getting together, plus some moments during the series.)
The Moment In-Between, by Daylyn
In the Criminal Minds novel, Killer Profile by Max Allan Collins, there’s a scene where Prentiss sends Reid to wake up a sleeping Hotch and Hotch enters the conference room a moment later looking rather mussed. This is what happened during that missing moment in-between.
The Secret Marriage, by blythechild
Hotch has a new ring, Reid has a new tattoo, and everyone is wondering about everyone else's secrets.
yesterday’s seven thousand years, by bittereternity
“What if I can never love a child?” “If it’s your child, Spencer, he will be the easiest person in the world to love.”
Reid thinks about the idea of a child in his life, and turns to Hotch for help.
the lies we weave are oh so intricate, by bittereternity
Maybe they were always supposed to fall apart, because there was nothing stopping them from being happy. In a world where everyone is Dominant or submissive, Aaron Hotchner meets Spencer Reid, who simply wants to be neither. In the process of getting to know him, he never expected to a. fall in love b. fall in love with his team member and c. fall in love with a man so infuriatingly unwilling to reciprocate.
Written for the Criminal Minds Big Bang 2013.
Vigil, by red_river
"Part of Hotch knew Reid was an FBI agent, and perfectly capable of taking the bus. But the other part couldn't imagine letting him - not after this case, of all cases." Post LDSK, Hotch gives Reid a ride home, and which leads to pizza, old TV, and helping him face a few of his demons. Episode tag, S1E6, "LDSK." Friendship or pre-slash.
Refuge, by red_river
"She’s my mom,” Spencer murmured, and Aaron couldn’t help thinking how young that word made him seem. “But sometimes it’s like there’s…almost none of that person left.” In the aftermath of the Fisher King, Hotch flies to Las Vegas to bring Reid home, and tries to make something new out of all their broken pieces. Episode tag to S2E1, "The Fisher King;" friendship or pre-slash.
Call me whatever, I just want to be yours, by surrenderdammit
“Let’s get dinner, just the two of us, next time,” Aaron comments, helping her into her coat because he is ridiculous like that, and he is apparently partial to the fond exasperation he gets in return, which is usually in the form of her huffing or rolling her eyes.
A love story told in parts, from the first time they met to the first time they fall into bed together.
Serendipity, by red_river
"You've been watching over him." In the aftermath of a difficult case, Hotch searches for a way to lift Reid's spirits, and someone notices. Episode tag to 2x13, "No Way Out."
I Hope You Kept the Receipt, by blythechild
[Crossover with Sherlock (BBC)] Hotch and Reid get trapped in an elevator with Sherlock Holmes. And then Sherlock does what he's best at: pissing people off.
Speechless, by blythechild
[Crossover with Sherlock (BBC)] Reid has an uninvited guest at the worst possible moment.
Desert Mirage, by merle_p
Long story short, there is a high probability that he is doing it for altogether selfish reasons, but when Reid looks at him with an expression of such sincere, helpless gratefulness, he cannot find it in himself to regret.
Twice Shy, by blythechild
Seven years ago, Hotch and Reid had a brief affair. Now, Hotch wants to try again, but can they make it work with less impediments and more baggage? (Spoilers through season 10)
Three Letter Agency, Four Letter Word, by merle_p
The NSA is interested in Spencer Reid. They are not the only one.
Late Nights ‘Verse, by EloquentDossier
Summary by me: Hotch pining for Reid, Reid probably pining for Hotch, a lot of UST and people being dense.
Time-Out ‘Verse, by EloquentDossier
Summary by me: Hotch and Reid’s cute shenanigans.
Chain Reaction, by EloquentDossier
"(Mon 12:20 pm) Which is why you text the stranger instead of talk to coworkers.
(Mon 12:20 pm) Yes. (Mon 12:28 pm) Is that weird?"
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A dialogue-only AU in which Hotch texts what he thinks is Rossi's new number but is actually the slightly eccentric stranger whom Hotch knows only as "Spencer." What follows is something neither man could have ever quite expected.
Golden Letters ‘Verse, by EloquentDossier
Summary by me: Soulmates AU in which everyone gets a tattoo with a sentence that their soulmate will eventually say.
Bright, by EloquentDossier
"There were several things in Aaron Hotchner's life that had never made sense to him. He didn't understand why nearly everyone in his family (minus his son Jack) couldn't quite fathom why he felt drawn to the BAU. He didn't get how so many people in the world had such depraved mindsets. And he wasn't entirely sure why he still hadn't drug-tested his team's tech analyst, Penelope Garcia. (He was also confused about her relationship with Derek Morgan, but he wasn't going to touch that with a ten foot pole.)
But what baffled Hotch the most was how someone who was as intelligent as Spencer Reid could be so inherently oblivious."
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Written for the prompt: I've seen a lot of oblivious!Hotch fic, but how about Reid being oblivious of his own feelings for Hotch? Hotch is aware, and reciprocates. Fluffy journey of realization maybe? Bonus for Garcia being helpful.
Affinity, by margarks
Right now just a couple of drabble about the way Spencer and Hotch see each other, but it seems like I might add on to these, so I created this series.
Psychosexual Developments, by dissolvedingirl
Hotch and Reid, between all the moments you see.
Limbo, by kehlee
There's a place in between kissing and dating; there's a place between heaven and hell. This is it.
Just When You Least Expect It, Just What You Least Expect, by blythechild
Hotch has been Reid's boss for ten years, and his friend for almost as long. He thinks he knows him pretty well, but a random event during a random case has the chance to change all of that. It's just a matter of whether Hotch can accept it or not.
In Two Hours (And Not a Minute Later), by dissolvedingirl
Reid finally decides to confront Hotch about those intense looks he's been giving Reid for years.
The Wall, by blythechild
Hotch can't decide what he finds more shocking: going out clubbing at 50 or seeing a phone number he knows scribbled on the bathroom wall...
You’re the Boss, by blythechild
Hotch finds himself in the unfamiliar position of relying on Reid for guidance in their kinda/sorta/not really relationship. or Why casual sex is never all that casual.
This One Is Not Like The Others, by blythechild
(Summary by me: Tentacle-Monster!Reid. It’s way better than it sounds.)
Beneath, by blythechild
Everyone is exactly who you think they are until something comes along to throw your perception off track. After ten years, Reid and Hotch discover this for themselves.
Breaking Point, by EloquentDossier
There was this thing about Aaron Hotchner's voice.
Reid couldn't quite pinpoint when it had started. Perhaps it had always been there, hovering just beneath the surface and waiting for him to recognize it for what it was. Or maybe it had simply been a recent, sudden development. For once the "when" wasn't as much of a concern as it typically would be. No; instead Reid was more interested in trying to discern just what he was going to do about the fact that Hotch had discovered it so quickly. Possibly even before he himself had.
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In which Reid really should have just admitted he liked Hotch's voice when he realized it.
Birthday Woes, by EloquentDossier
It didn't bother him when the call came in. Really, it didn't. Or at least not initially.
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In which the team gets called away on a case and forgets Hotch's birthday.
Of Cowboys and FBI Agents, by severity_softly
Aaron catches Spencer in the act.
In the Silence, by Brumeier
Posted to LJ Comment Fic for Kink prompt: Criminal Minds, Hotch/Reid, silence is a big kink for Hotch
Two Seconds, by blythechild
Time catches up with Aaron Hotchner when he realizes that the person he's always wanted - Spencer Reid - is actually beyond his reach.
Maybe Tomorrow, by orphan_account
The one where Aaron Hotchner wasn't in love with Spencer Reid, until suddenly he was.
Give and Take, by blythechild
Everyone has human moments and for some reason Reid is hiding his. Because Hotch is who he is, he decides he needs to figure out why.
Shepherd of the Damned, by Deejaymil
They're called to Alaska on a desperate last-ditch effort to find seven missing hikers. They don't even think twice about going. This is their job. They put themselves in danger every day to protect the people that need them. But never like this.
They number six. It begins with one.
It's not going to stop until they're all consumed.
See The Love There That’s Sleeping, by blythechild
Reid didn't know that when he leapt into a burning building his life would change forever. But love is sneaky that way.
December 1st: Mistletoe or Give Us a Hug, by NimueOfTheNorth
Spencer may say he is getting enough cuddles, but Derek knows better. A mistletoe makes a convenient option to test both arguments. Derek gets quite a bit more than he bargained for.
Come Undone, by EloquentDossier
When Spencer Reid forgot to take his suppressants two mornings in a row, it really shouldn't have been a big deal. He had them in his bag at the hotel, and as long as he took one that evening, he'd be fine. What he couldn't have prepared for, however, was the lab the latest victim worked at going into an at least twenty-four-hour-lockdown while he was in it.
When Aaron Hotchner was asked to aid his subordinate through what would otherwise be an agonizing heat, he'd had several reservations, one of which had been the consent issue: Omegas couldn't legally consent to sex during a heat unless it was twenty-four hours in advance. With every concern rebutted logically (because of course the Bureau had an Agent Consent form in case of emergencies), he finally agreed.
Of all the possible repercussions, however, neither man expected the one they received.
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Or that one time no one expected the Alpha to accidentally bond to the Omega while the Omega remained unaffected.
Fireproof, by blythechild
[Crossover with Supernatural] Hotch and Reid's friendship ends suddenly when Hotch abruptly quits the Bureau and disappears. But Reid won't let him get away with it.
Halcyon Mine, by Deejaymil
What if a lonely boy meets a friend in a lonely quarry... and what if he loses him without warning?
unmoored, by 28ghosts
“When it’s kids who end up our killers, you know,” Reid says, unprompted, pulling his coat close against his body, “I always end up feeling...bad, you know? I feel bad. I know I have no cause to, not really. I’m not one of them.”
Hotch stops for a second, walking down the airfield. The cold Virginia air whips around him as harsh as judgement. He’s surprised to see Reid, ahead of him, slow to a stop, head tilted back towards the gray sky.
“Let’s get a drink sometime,” Hotch says, before he can overthink it. “If you’d like.”
Indispensable, by Deejaymil
Dave's a damn good guardian angel, one of the best. And being one of the best means he gets the worst jobs: the important, the clumsy, the reckless, the difficult-to-keep-alive. The indispensables. But he's never before quite had anyone like Spencer Reid.
Within the first two seconds of meeting his new charge, the kid gets hit by a car; it really only goes downhill from there. His only consolation is that Emily is having just as much trouble with her new charge, Aaron Hotchner.
If only they could somehow combine their assignments...
Acutely Us, by Deejaymil
This is the part where a story is told. There are ferrets, mistakes, birthdays, apologies, and dances. There is Spencer and Aaron and Jack and the life they make together.
And it all begins with a goat.
Rise Again, by blythechild
Aaron Hotchner has been on the run for five years, but that all comes to an end on a beach in Australia.
Religiously Unaffiliated, by ghoultown
(Summary by me: Hotch/Reid with Reid deliberating about his atheism.)
Don’t Make Me Talk You Down, by ghoultown
The night was heavy because it was humid on top of the bridge in between highway I-90 and I-80, the semi-trucks that passed messing with his balance, almost toppling him over if it hadn't been for his grip on the railing.
Rain, by orphan_account
He almost died today, and Hotch is determined to ensure it doesn't happen again.
Against All Odds, by ghoultown
Spencer is upset because the way he and Hotch met and started dating wasn't as special as Hotch and Haley's story. Hotch begs to differ.
Under My Protection, by ghoultown
Hotch and Reid never met. Reid is in danger. The government puts Hotch in charge of Reid's safety.
Empty Places, by Mystical_Magician
All wishes have consequences, and when Spencer makes one to save lives, he knows and accepts the price. The rest of his team does not. What the mind forgets, the heart remembers, and in Foyet's wake they all know that something is missing. Aaron Hotchner refuses to ignore the aching, empty spaces.
Genuine Need, by NimueOfTheNorth
It would have been nothing more than Aaron buying Spencer a cup of coffee. Good thing Garcia is there to pull the right strings or those two would be lost.
Swan Song, by Deejaymil
At some point they’d become caught in each other’s orbits, lost in a sea of almosts. Neither of them realized that their time was finite, not until their world turned to flames and threatened to tear everything apart.
For Spencer Reid the grief was too big, too impossible to believe that four BAU members and a treasured friend had fallen in an instant. When faced with the opportunity to get back what he’d lost, he has to decide if it’s fate or madness that beckons him.
For Aaron Hotchner, madness would almost be welcome. At least then the world would become logical again, turning the impossibility of what had happened to them into something tangible. But even madness doesn’t change the fact that they’re trapped.
They’re not even sure if anyone is still looking for them.
i hope you’re waiting at the end, by soloecal
Sometimes, Spencer thinks too much. Post Season 12.
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A month later, on a singularly insignificant night, Spencer sits Hotch down after dinner, and presses a ring into the palm of his hand. “This isn’t working,” Spencer says. “I think we should break up.”
Expiration Date, by blythechild
He goes to Vegas to meet a friend but ends up married. The time-honored way to make these kinds of mistakes is to do it while incapacitated, but Hotch waits and does it sober instead. An interesting choice...
Conclusive Proof That You Have a Terrible Boyfriend, by blythechild
Hotch is proving he's an awful boyfriend. Via text messaging.
He’s A Bad Boyfriend Too, by blythechild
Aaron and Spencer have a relationship issue that Spencer thinks is best solved via drunk texting. This is a sequel to Conclusive Proof That You Have A Terrible Boyfriend.
Apodyopsis, by NimueOfTheNorth
If he is forced to listen to boring lectures for three days, Spencer really can't be held accountable for his imagination going wild, now can he. Reality might proof even better.
(i know you’ve tried) but something stops you every time, by wintrs
Prentiss can't help but overhear Hotch and Reid's conversation on the jet.
Faces, by blythechild
Every three days, a man wakes up in a different body. There's no controlling it and no way to prepare for it. All he can do is make the best of his new face with the time he has.
First, by orphan_account
The first time Aaron tells Spencer he loves him is an accident.
L’Homme Mystere, by orphan_account
Even if he’d been waiting for this in a state of barely contained arousal since early this morning, when Aaron had bumped shoulders with him at the coffee pot in the breakroom and whispered in his ear about how he had a surprise for him later that night... well.
Spencer wasn’t that kind of guy.
How to Get a Hard Pass, by Deejaymil
There's an FBI trainee named Spencer Reid in the class Hotch is teaching, and that'd all be just fine if Hotch wasn't completely distracted by wanting to be in Spencer Reid instead. But there’s no way he’s going to give his student an inch - or eight - until he’s good and ready to do so on his own terms.
Spencer Reid has other plans.
The Longest Road, by Deejaymil
They’re taking the longest road to get there, but, in the end, it doesn’t really matter. What they are to each other has always been inevitable.
A Horse Named Rabbit, by Deejaymil
Aaron Hotchner is riding West on a borrowed horse, hiding the man he used to be behind a shortened name and a beard he only sometimes thinks of shaving. His desire to keep on running until he hits the setting set is waylaid by an unexpected meeting with a man on a mule who says he's looking for his lost luck.
When they part, Hotch realises that's a mistake. There's something about Spencer Reid that reminds him that he's more than just a man on a horse going nowhere—that he was once the kind of person who could help a stranger find what he's looking for. There's just one problem with that.
When Spencer had said he was looking for his luck, he’d never mentioned that he planned to steal it.
for mortals: there is a share, by ifnot_winter
Reid could find no precedent in his experience for so gentle a seduction. Or so effective.
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An exploration of moments and intimacy through three consecutive fragments of text paired with fragments of Sappho's lyric poetry.
the safety of objects, by ifnot_winter
Fumbling his glasses right off the edge of the table, he managed not to step on them en route to snatching up the phone as the third buzz gave way to ringing. Bending to retrieve his glasses, he caught his shoulder on the corner of the nightstand and managed to press the answer button, cutting off the shrill electronic wail mid-ring. "Damn--Hello?" Glasses shoved firmly into place, he watched the cufflink skitter in concentric, diminishing circles across the scuffed polish of the hardwood floor and come to a leisurely halt a few feet away.
"Reid." Hotch.
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Somehow the fragments of Sappho struck me as a great mental framework for CM fics. This was the first completed result, mostly an attempt at exploring Reid and flexing rusty writing muscles.
Pretty, by blythechild
Hotch thinks Reid is pretty and then is forced to explain it.
Good Enough, by blythechild
Aaron has plenty of kinks, but he can't figure out Spencer's.
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