#and aghhhhhhh i fucked up i fucked up so bad

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Ok ok BUT litg s5 MC's villa "bestie" (who is also a LI btw) is kind of the worst too???? She goes from wanting to fuck MC's ex - who cheated on her - to wanting to fuck the girl he cheated on her with!???

If Lottie was in this season she would have murdered Dana with her bare hands on national television just for the sheer audacity

Seriously why is everyone in this season such an asshole!?

Dana is supposed to be MC's bestfriend but she never actively defends MC against all the bullying, cheating and boderline sexual harassment. And blatantly flirts with, tries to get with the guy who cheated on MC + the girl he cheated on her with, without even talking about it with MC

Alfie says he's getting serious feelings for MC, that she's the only one for him and that he wants to be in a serious committed relationship with her but then, less than a day later, the villa gossip, who is known to overreact, tells him she saw MC and her ex kissing 5minutes after MC told Alfie she wanted to be serious too (the ex that Alfie knows cheated on MC and knows is now constantly harrassing her) And instead of talking about it with MC, like someone in a normal relationship would, his first response is to kiss his bestfriend's partner and then shut MC out when she tries to explain what happened

Kat tells everyone she saw MC and MC's ex kissing? flirting? and doesn't listen to MC when MC tries to tell her that she was trying to get him to leave her alone

Suresh cheated on MC who was his long term partner, came on the show and constantly flirted with MC no matter how much she tried to get him to leave her alone, acted like MC hiding the fact that she was going to propose to him before she found out he cheated was somehow as bad as the fact that he cheated????? Says he's going to get over MC, couples up with another girl and then constantly hits on MC while he's coupled up with her, laughs and enjoys it when the girl he's coupled up with yells at MC, in front of MC's new boyfriend, because she saw Suresh flirting with MC, says he's changed while constantly doing what he did to MC to the girl he's currently with, never believe's MC when she tells him she's not interested because apparently he knows her better than she knows herself and just is so forceful with the flirting, says she'll come back to him, implies that him cheating is not as bad as other guys cheating because he and MC knew each other for longer?????????????????????????????????????? God there's so much shit he does that's so uncomfortable and sleezy

Arlo acts as if MC's the sole cause of every bad thing in the world???? Suresh could kick a baby in front of Arlo and she'll turn around and accuse MC of mass murder. Seriously your partner's constantly flirting with a girl who's desperately trying to get him to leave her alone and you blame the girl for it?????? this is an actual conversation they had, Arlo: are you still interested in suresh? MC, *for the 100th time*: No. Arlo: don't lie to me, I know you are! Me: ?????????????? THEN WHY DID YOU ASK AGHHHHHHH

and I read spoilers because I had to see if this was all just a horrid fever dream I was having and I know it only gets worse

This season is so frustrating. The only reason I'm getting through it without losing my entire mind is because I'm replaying S2 as well. This particular season would have done so much better as a psychological horror and I'm being 100% serious. There's at least some degree of gaslighting going on with the way people are trying to convince MC she feels a certain way no matter what she says or that they feel a certain way no matter what they do. the entire premise of being stuck in a bright sunny place where a person who hurt you deeply keeps playing mind games with you - hungrily chasing you no matter how much you try to run, promising he loves you but setting up your misfortune and laughing at it, no one believing you when try to tell them, no one listens to you when you plead for help, even the people who are supposed to help you are slowly turning against you or have been lying from the beginning, you're surrounded by people and yelling to be heard but they all laugh like nothing's wrong, you're surrounded by people and yet you're so utterly alone

I hope MC poisons their water supply

#love island the game #love island the game season 5 #litg #litg s5

[aemiron-main]

4:35 into Tommy and i’ve already written down parallels to henry/alice, what that could mean for peter, and also the lady at the train immediately reminded me of Nina from brenner’s story

em how the fuck did you find the movie ever. Jesus Christ

asdfgHGVFGH I JUST GOT POWER BACK TO CHECK TUMBLR A LITTLE BIT AGO AND IM WISHING YOU LUCK WIBBLE BECAUSE THE PARALLELS (AND THE MOVIE AS A WHOLE) JUST GETS MORE INSANE FROM THERE. hope you’re ready for the beans hallucination scene. it has like nothing to do with st but it’s definitely a Ride. AND THATS SUCH A GREAT POINT ABOUT BRENNERS STORY YES OH MY GOD I DIDNT THINK OF THAT!! ADFBJDJSFBHDFHB i didnt find tommy, tommy found me. i can’t believe it ties into st, it’s one of those strange movies that’s fascinated me for years (especially being an avid fan of the who), specifically because of how weird it is AND because of how it approaches very dark themes in a very weird way to the point where the scenes are still very uncomfortable because of how weird/played up/absolutely absurd they are. it’s like they somehow managed to make it worse than just showing the actual abuse on screen because it’s played so almost comically but in a dark way and its just?? it baffles me especially because it’s not meant to be mocking survivors of abuse (esp since it’s literally written by a victim based on some of his own experiences) but it approaches the topics in a way that’s so bizarre that the bizarreness often adds to the horror of it rather than taking away from it?? anyway that’s a rant but tommy is one of those movies that like. it just fascinates me. its not even about whether its a good or a bad movie its just like being unable to look away from it because im wondering what the fuck is going on every 2 seconds. it just baffles me because its like. not only are the scenes about dark topics done in an absurd way but they’re also juxtaposed with some banger songs (although imo every album version of the songs is better EXCEPT for cousin kevin’s song. paul nicholas as cousin kevin is great casting as awful as kevin is), and so then it sort of makes you sit there and realize that ‘oh im jamming out to a song about horrible abuse’ and really hammers home the way that people ignore abuse because they’re so distracted by other things.  god i have a lot of thoughts about tommy. it baffles me every time. and it makes SO Much Sense for st to parallel it considering all the themes of tommy vs st and the who’s music as a whole and teenage angst and even though tommy may seem like a niche movie now, it was NOT a niche movie at its time, so i have zero doubt in my mind that the duffers are aware of it. like if i was writing a show set in the 80s that had csa allegories? tommy would be my first stop for parallels.  and like. now im thinking about tommy and the cousin kevin scene and how tommy reacts to being burned but not to anything else and how possessed will reacts to being burnt and how henry gets killed by fire and AGHHHHHHH

#st asks #st-tommy parallels #stranger things #tw csa #tw abuse

[terminaxshowtime]

Something fucked up happen when I send you the first ask so how do you feel about Joseph from jjba lol

YAH I CAN TELL.

Anyways...

JJBA spoilers mutuals see this NOWWWW

- Favourite thing about them

He's so fucking stupid and smart at the same time... like he hits himself in the head by accident but he's so smart and snarky and he fools everyone and is just AWESOME... everyone thinks he's a dumbass and he IS but he's also NOT...

- Least favourite thing about them

agh... Joseph cmon... did you have to do tomoko like that :[

- Favourite line

his lines are SO iconic... like... his Oh No and Oh My God and stuff... but I am in LOVE with his predictions... like... your next line is !! This thing!! AND THEY SAY IT!!!!

- brOTP

him and the rest of the crusaders are BROS FOREVER!!! also in eyes of heaven JOSEPH AND JOSUKE SHOULD BE BESTIES...

- OTP

FUCKING CAEJOSE THEY ARE SO SO SO GAY.... I CAN'T THEY'RE JUST SO GAY... AHHHH...

AGHHHHHHH.... JUST... AGAGGAGAGGAhGG

- nOTP

don't ship him with any other jojos please... that is INCEST and it is BAD... do NOTTTTT.

- Random headcanon

adhd. that's it that's the entire headcanon. I've seen him there is NO WAY HE IS NEUROTYPICAL AND HE GIVES ADHD VIBES!! YEAH!!!

- Unpopular opinion

considering most ppl like joseph... don't really have one...

- Song I associate with them

idk... reese's puffs???? no fucking clue tbh. he and deimos would be besties though

- Favourite picture of them

OK I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PEACE SIGN BUT MY LIFE IS A LIE BC IT'S NOT. anyways Bloody Stream Joseph my beloved. Sly smug bastard...

#termina rambles #THANKS 4 THE ASK

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

Hi guys!!!! I just finished playing danganronpa trigger happy havoc ALL THE WAY TO THE END and i'm REALLY proud of myself so i wanna give my thoughts on the game! (WARNING: spoilers and some brief mentions of suggestive themes)

Now tbh i'm not really one to finish games once i play them for the first time (the only other game i've finished was pokemon sword) so this is REALLY exciting for me!!! I even got out some ice cream to celebrate!!! And let me just tell you this: I. LOVED IT. (The game i mean....though the ice cream was good too lol, it was birthday cake flavored!) I would've loved it SO MUCH MORE if i didn't spoil it for myself YEARS BEFORE i even played the game but that's okay, in my defense this was before i got my nintendo switch AND before the dangan trilogy got PORTED to the switch so i didn't think i was ever gonna play it....also if there wasn't so much problematic stuff in it like ableism and transphobia that would've helped...but anyway! Where do i even begin? This game is just AMAZING!!!!! The characters are really REALLY interesting and cool, the writing is absolutely SUPERB and despite having the game spoiled for me, it still managed to keep me on my toes and i just COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!

When i first started playing the game, my favorite character was hifumi! I sorta felt a bit of a kindred spirit with him since we both write fanfiction and are huge nerds (don't worry though, i've never sexually harrassed anyone!!!) Though as i played through the game a little more, i found that my favorite characters changed to toko, byakuya and celeste. Funnily enough i actually didn't like toko AT ALL at first! She REALLY didn't give me a good first impression; though the more i played, the more i started to warm up to her and i actually kinda realized that i relate a LOT to her....we're both child-like, antisocial brunettes (well....toko has purple hair but it just LOOKS brunette..) with blueish eyes, a passion for writing and a not-so-great relationship with romance/sexuality.....hell, without the DID part and y'know....the sexual harrassment, i'd say toko literally WAS me!!! I AM A TOKO FUKAWA KINNIE AND IT'S CONCERNING EVEN TO MYSELF!!!! That being said, i feel like some of probably know why byakuya and celeste are ALSO my favorites...ngl i never really expected myself to ship them as much as i do, ESPECIALLY considering i got into the ship because i was listening to the song gold digger by kanye west one day and had an epiphany. Though i'll leave my thoughts on the ship for when i make another cringey longpost talking about how much i like it (and when i get around to that, I'LL HAVE SOMETHING OF ACTUAL VALUE TO SAY ABOUT IT AND NOT JUST "THEY'D PROBABLY HAVE HATE SEX AND THAT'S AWESOME" LIKE MY LAST ONE!!! LIKE WTF WAS I THINKING WHEN I WROTE THAT???).

Y'know...usually when i play a game, watch a show or whatever, i never really go into it with critiques and reviews in mind so i usually tend to enjoy my experience and if i don't, i just stop engaging with that thing!! That being said, while i do ABSOLUTELY LOVE danganronpa! I have a couple criticisms, for starters: i've noticed a couple typos in the dialouge, they were VERY few and far between but it was still somewhat noticable and i'm a bit surprised that they were never patched out (hell, idk if it's just my monkey brain being dumb but i'm pretty sure there was even a typo IN THE VOICED DIALOUGE THAT THE VOICE ACTOR STRAIGHT UP JUST READ OUT) not only that but they replayed the voice clip of kyoko saying "mukuro ikusaba, the 16th student lying somewhere within this school, the one they call the ultimate despair, watch out for her" WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH, LIKE B R O WAS IT TOO HARD TO JUST SHORTEN IT OR SOMETHING???? I CAN SEE WHY THIS LINE IS SUCH A MEME IN THIS FANDOM AGHHHHHHH!!!! YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN I CAN LITERALLY WRITE THE WHOLE THING FROM MEMORY OMGGGGG!!! Not only that but they played that one flashback of monokuma saying there were actually 16 students WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH too! Honestly i feel like this game sorta just has a problem with replaying flashbacks too much IN GENERAL!! Also tbh i feel like the final class trial was a bit too drawn out, like i understand that it's the end of the game and they kinda needed junko to explain why she's the bad guy but tbh the whole time i was just kinda thinking "CAN WE JUST KILL THIS BITCH ALREADY AND GET IT OVER WITH?????"

Sooo....yeah, i guess that sorta wraps up my thoughts on danganronpa THH. Ngl i'm gonna miss this game....i know there's school mode but tbh idk if i'll ever get around to playing it, if i ever do i'll probably only get the kyoko ending since i ship naegiri. Tbh i'm kinda nervous about starting up danganronpa 2 now since i've gotten so used to the characters and the storyline from trigger happy havoc that i feel like the sequels are just not gonna be the same....

Sooo.... yeah! I gave this game an 8½/10! Also genocide jill says nonbinary rights (just in time for pride month too!)

Oh yeah, and also SHIP CELESGAMI FOR CLEAR SKIN!!!!!!!!

#danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #danganronpa spoilers #danganronpa thh #thoughts #my thoughts #long post #video games #visual novel #anime #game review #game thoughts #nintendo switch #danganronpa decadence #anime games

[boywizard-moved]

i have an inperson test 2morrow and im gonna do so bad on it bc i'll be stressed from other ppl + place ive never been b4 + the subject is math and im gonna fail so bad lol

#howl.txt #i would study 4 it but theres nothing i could do in this amount of time that would have any effect #its a state exam which is so good bc it wont affect my grades but 😰 depending how bad i fail my parents are gonna be. uh. upset #to put it mildly lol #aghhhhhhh do u ever know something bad is coming but u cant do anything abt it and u just freeze up...aagh #having unpleasant thoughts lol >///< theyre stupid tho theyr like if u die b4 2mrw ur parents wont be mad @ for failing #also auditory halluinations <3 im having the time of my fucking life rn /s #dont rb #tw sui mention

[mostlymobilegames]

!MAJOR SPOILERS!

So, Floyd shot my Nicky in the shoulder, then Ralphie came back to his senses and shot Floyd, literally saving my life, then Floyd fucking got up like he has 8 more lives and massacred Ralphie, and managed to somehow get away as Nicky kept firing after him

What the fuck

Is this... the really bad ending or...

Fuck, I shouldn't have set fire to that warehouse aghhhhhhh my impulsivity and thirst for revenge made me a gangster forever

I don't even know how I feel about this tho

A part of me likes it, Nicky getting his place back on the throne, us getting married and living the fast life, with immeasurable amounts of money and danger

On the other hand, this feels like a quick road to Hell, with Floyd being free and definitely making an appearance in the future, with us being back in business and everything

God, it's a mess

Ralphie, you were a good man. You fucked up majorly, but you earned our forgiveness and paid with your life

Floyd, you know where to find us bitch

#fictif nicky #nicky valentino #fictif tatw #fictif #i went trough like 5 emotions in this post #i didn't even get all the screenshots cause i was choking on my feelings #thank god this wasn't a case where the MC gets teleported back to her time #that would've made me actually pissed #as long as im with my gangster I'm fine

[isuzukuretsuki]

Ikemen Revolution - Fenrir’s Route

Aaaand here’s one for Fenrir’s route!

My main comments are: FUCK those avatar challenges. It took me five thousand years to finish this damn route because I was stuck grinding for Lin for five thousand years because according to cybird, I can’t get the good ending w ma man unless I look cute smh.

The night that Alice lands in Cradle, she pretty much goes out to the garden to sob her eyes out because of the stress of being killed (oh honey don’t worry this game doesn’t have any bad ends. If you were in a game like Amnesia then I’d start crying LMAO). Fenrir happens to see her and wipes her tears away (*๓´╰╯`๓). He decides to spend the month with Alice to make her have as much fun as possible, and makes her promise that so there will be no regrets, the two will not fall in love.

But we all know that’s not gonna happen.

I guess because the boys finally learned from Lancelot’s route to never send a nameless faceless nobody with Alice, Ray assigns Fenrir as her personal bodyguard. 

Fenrir takes it upon himself to be Alice’s personal tour guide, so they go on a date around the Central Quarter eating all kinds of sweets like a bunch of dorks D’AWW. Of course the red army are full of party poopers who crashes their alone time.

@Red army boys, I LOVE YOU ALL BUT YOUR SOLDIERS NEEDA CHILL. Like my grievances from Lancelot’s route carry over in twofold because the nameless red soldiers are once again, STILL a bunch of blood thirsty hooligans who are clearly letting “may glory flow crimson through our veins” slogan get to their heads WAYY too much. 

(☪̤̆_̆ ☪̤̆) THAT’S SO SPECIFIC LMAO.

But anyhoo I guess having a body guard with actual plot armor was really beneficial because Fenrir drives off all of the Red soldiers! And as it turns out, they were sent by Edgar (but of course why am I not surprised smh).

They return home and a few black army soldiers comes out shitting their pants because apparently there’s a ghost, and when Fenrir hears that HE shits his pants. 

Luka has his priorities straight.

Fenrir pussyfoots outside the army headquarters for a few minutes because GHOST but then big bear Sirius comes out RURL pissed because everyone keeps making a ruckus.

WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY. LIKE IT’S PICTURE PERFECT. I CAN IMAGINE HIM DOING THIS IN MY HEAD FRAME BY FRAME.

So the ghost was actually a magic cult goon creeping around like a lech looking for women's’ underwear, whom Seth covered for. I had zero interest in Seth before but I do find it interesting that more hints about Seth’s connection to the magic cult goons are being dropped, and if anything it makes me want to play his route now.

I’d love to be your friend!!! But unfortunately Fenrir is a giant stick in the mud and won’t let me! But never fear because your route is coming out soon so soon I’ll be more than just your friend LOL!

 Fenrir gets news that some of their soldiers got cornered on the Red Bridge. Well what do you know, turns out the nameless red soldiers are still mad that they busted a nut in anticipation for nothing because they didn’t get to skewer any soldiers in Lancelot’s route, so now they’re taking out their pent up frustration here.

Luka hears the news as well and rushes to the red bridge just in time to see Jonah and the rest of the red soldiers man handling the black army soldiers (wtf Jonah I expected better of you). Luka goes from simmering with rage to boiling with rage and charges at the red soldiers. Obviously the red soldiers don’t care (or... they just can’t comprehend) that Luka is their superior’s freaking brother because all they can think about is reaping the reward for unnecessary stabbing and so they go into Ultimate Shish Kabobing Mode and decide to kill Luka.

Jesus christ... these fucking red soldiers. I am so sorry but I think the only people in this clown of an army that has any shred of honor or self control are the red army love interests LOL.

Anyway Fenrir drags Luka’s delirious bloody corpse back to the black army and the scene ain’t pretty. But it’s okay because we all know that this game doesn’t have the balls to actually kill anyone so it’s not like there’s any need to be worried.

See even Alice acknowledges it lol. This game’s too soft (not that that’s necessarily a bad thing... if I want angst I’ll just read fanfiction ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Apparently the one who actually made swiss cheese of Luka was Jonah. At first I was just SO CONFUSION?? JONAH WOULD NEVER DO THAT! until this bomb dropped and my only reaction was honestly just “...yikes”.

CRIES @ MY HEART

Jonah sneaks into Black Territory unarmed and Fenrir decides to arrange for him to see Luka like a the great wingbro he is. Alice’s left awkwardly keeping Jonah company but the ice quickly breaks and they end up spending the day talking about Luka ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡.

Fenrir successfully sneaks Jonah into Luka’s room but the two end up just having a screaming match and Luka boots Jonah out of his room. Understandable, considering how all the red soldiers are like little kids that you needa put those backpack straps on because who knows what the fuck they’ll do if left to their own devices.

me whenever I have any kind of guests over.

eat my ass @ Sirius 

When it’s decided that the Black and Red army are gonna go to war for realsies, Alice requests to go onto the battle field with Fenrir so she can repel magic. Sirius freaks out going all like “ojou-chan, you mustn’t! It’s not a walk in the park!!” but Alice ain’t having any of that and essentially tells Sirius to eat her ass. Fenrir being the amazing bro he is sticks up for Alice and asks Ray if he can take her with him, swearing he’ll protect her. Ray’s like sigh fine. This scene was honestly my favourite because I loved how much confidence Fenrir had in Alice and how he respected her desire to help. Unlike a certain someone ੧| ‾́ェ ‾́ |੭ (totally not throwing shade at Sirius LMAO).

CRIES SOME MORE THAT’S SUCH A CUTE NICKNAME.

I could have asked the exact same thing of you Sirius.

The rest of the Black Army can clearly see sparks flying between Fenrir and Alice but unfortunately, Fenrir has to join Sirius in the emotional constipation of “what is this feeling in my chest?! Definitely not love!” Granted Fenrir has an excuse because of the promise he made her, but it’s still frustrating nonetheless.

oh my god can you shut up about this dumbass slogan for one minute. 

Ngl despite the heart warming moment of resolve when Fenrir decides to take Alice into battle, it’s pretty damn hard to take the war seriously because it feels like a bunch of 14 year old teenagers doing a play-war considering of how almost comedic it is. Again, I’m not saying that this game needs to be an angst fest where everyone dies, but for a story about two armies on the brink of war, it does a pretty bad job at building any real tension or showing this war as a source of any real conflict with any real stakes or any real consequences.

I totally *do not* dislike that nickname 👀

We cut back to the red army who are all quite frazzled because they all had that “oh fuck” moment when they realized that they’re getting their asses whooped by the black army.  Lancelot decides to stay his hand, whereas Jonah rages at Edgar’s incompetence but Edgar’s ultimately like “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ King’s orders”.

Alice you’re doing amazing, sweetie.

Alice continues to fight with Fenrir on the front lines but she realizes that she really loves him and she doesn’t want to go home anymore! UNFORTUNATELY FOR HER, our lovely gentleman Fenrir “this feeling in my chest is totally love but I WON’T ADMIT IT!” Godspeed repeatedly dodges her attempts at confessing (¬_¬). GOOD SIR I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING. You’re just trying to put off having a heart to heart about your feelings until the full moon so you can boot Alice back to her world without ever having to talk about it (ლಠ益ಠ)ლ.

Alice tries once again for the nth time to confess her feelings to Fenrir but this time they’re interrupted by the magic cult goons who are hell bent on capturing Alice. This plays out exactly as you’d predict and the two get cornered at a cliff LOL. Alice gets blown off the cliff and Fenrir jumps after her to save her.

This, my friends, is what we call: plot armor.

They miraculously (and conveniently) survive their fall and end up in the castle ruins in the forbidden forest. I guess being lost in an abandoned forest with a totally not haunted castle next to them sets the mood for sexy time because they end up making out like their life depends on it. Conveniently, without actually saying they love each other ლ(ಠ_ಠლ). 

GUYS... THE DRIVER IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.... GUYS....

They make it back to Black Territory in one piece with the help of Loki and Harr and Ray loses his shit because he thought they died T T T.  Fenrir is sent back to the front lines and Alice is totally ready to go back and kick some ass but I guess all the fire and confidence in this power couple completely deflated because Fenrir becomes Sirius 2.0 and refuses to take Alice SMH. 

Alice finds Fenrir boarding a carriage to leave, and she stops him and tries to tell him that she loves him. Fenrir responds by pulling Alice into the carriage with him and at this point I was HYPED because “is he actually gonna take her with him?!?!” but my hopes are quickly dashed when he shoves her into the carriage, initiates round 2 of INTENSE MAKE OUT SESSION LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT..... then throws Alice’s sad ass back out of the carriage and leaves her behind once he’s finished (┛ಠДಠ)┛彡┻━┻.

UGH! FENRIR! JUST--- AGHHHHHHH. 

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. Like yea sex is great, but have you ever heard of proper verbal communication??

(I also find it funny how the driver was just sitting there the entire time they were making out doing a big boi sweat).

me with group assignments in school.

Fenrir comes back on the night of the full moon and Alice for the 100TH DAMN TIME IN THIS ROUTE, tries to tell him that she doesn’t want to go home, but Fenrir, again, dashes her hopes and tells her she has to go back he won’t be able to protect her all the time. Which we all know is bullshit, but nevertheless Alice decides to listen to him. 

Ha ha ha you are so full of shit.

And so Alice once again goes to the gates of hell garden portal which I officially dub as “The Hole Where Bad Things Happen” or more accurately, “The Hole That No Player Ever Wants To See”. 

Anyhoo Alice leaps back home and spends about a month moping in London until one day a black army soldier comes to London and begs Alice to go back with him because Fenrir’s in danger! Alice, having literally zero self preservation because I guess her time on the battle field taught her jack shit, blindly follows this fellow back to Cradle and the moment she arrives, the guy reveals himself to be a magic cult goon and so she’s kidnapped and taken to Amon’s sex dungeon.

Look. I’m not gonna accuse Alice of “dumb mc syndrome” and I don’t necessarily blame her for falling for it but at the same time, COME ON. THIS IS THE DUMBEST PLOT POINT EVER. Of all the possible reasons she comes back to Cradle, THIS IS THE ONLY THING THEY COULD THINK OF? What makes it so aggravating is that it’s stated multiple times that any person from Reason can repel magic, so if that’s the case, the cult goons could have just kidnapped any random off the street instead of wasting time and energy looking for Alice. And if they could conveniently stroll into the land of Reason, why didn’t they do that ages ago?!

You know that writing rule “make your villains smarter, not your protagonists dumber”, or something like that? Well in this case, everyone is dumb!

Anyway during the month Alice was gone, Lancelot finally decides to stop going radio silent and consults the Black Army about Amon and his weed stash. This felt really convenient and almost inconsistent with Lancelot’s character because in the other routes he was hell bent on not talking unless 100% cornered, but in Fenrir’s route he spills the beans like it’s no big deal. 

Fenrir hears the news of Alice being kidnapped by Amon and the Black army pretty much storms into the Magic Tower and fishes Alice out. Amon finally reveals himself but honestly he doesn’t put up much of a fight because Fenrir shoots him with one of those hiccuping guns and that’s enough to deflate all of Amon’s fighting spirit lmao so he gets arrested in the end. Talk about anti climatic as hell. This entire thing just felt really stupid because if all they had to do with storm the damn tower, they should have done so ages ago.

Admittedly I do like the resolution to this whole fiasco. Fenrir is totally ready to get down and dirty, but before that Fenrir and Alice actually, finally, and at long last, properly talk about their feelings and sort out their relationship mess. 

Dramatic End:

Alice officially joins the Black Army, and they hold her enrollment ceremony. Hosting it is usually Ray’s job since he’s king but since Alice is his best friend’s babe, he decides to let Fenrir take over. Unfortunately, Fenrir can’t keep his excitement in check and ends up picking Alice up and spinning her around in joy ╭(๑ ॔ㅂ ਂ ॓)و ̑̑. THIS WAS SO CUTE I LOVE THIS ENDING.

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Honestly I have a lot of mixed feelings about this route. There’s the good, the bad, and the ugly, but since I don’t wanna end this post on a salty note so I’ll just start with the ugly and work my way up.

The Ugly: The route starts losing momentum their promise of not falling in love morphs into the source for Fenrir’s self cockblock fest for the rest of the route and him repeatedly rebuffing Alice’s attempts to tell him she wants to stay in Cradle became unbearable frustrating. Playing Sakuya’s route in Norn9 alongside Fenrir’s route did not help at all because his route also had a “promise of not falling in love” premise and had the exact same problems as Fenrir’s route so honestly my frustration was just doubled at this point.

The Bad: The plot is balls off the rail in the second half if it isn’t obvious enough from my complaints earlier. The Hole That No Player Ever Wants to See making a reappearance in Fenrir’s route kills a lot of the build up between Alice and Fenrir and there was honestly no point of having Alice go back to London. The circumstances that lead her to returning were so stupid it had me head banging against the wall.

The Good: I think Fenrir and Alice have a very strong “friends to lovers” romance going on and it was honestly really sweet and wholesome. I loved how their friendship and subsequent romance builds them both up and makes them better people-- they’re both stronger together, they’re equals, they’re partners. You really get a sense of camaraderie between the two and their relationship is founded on mutual respect, understanding, trust, and confidence in each other which I’m 100% on board with. Fenrir taking Alice onto the battle field with him is a testament of the rock solid trust between them. They have a very strong partner in crime vibe that I love! 

I adore how Fenrir refers to Alice as his “best friend” or his “best buddy” and it was just so cute, it made my heart swell because I’m a firm believer that your s/o SHOULD be your best friend.

Overall imo, Fenrir’s route is about on par with Lancelot’s, though it has higher highs and lower lows than Lancelot’s route did.

Anyway, I’m making my way through Edgar’s route currently (♥ω♥*).

#ikemen revolution #fenrir godspeed #ellie plays ikerev terribly

[blackgarnetbisexual]

Season 2, Episode 7 Reactions

SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!

Why. Why does Bow look like Fred from Scooby-Do minus the ascot?

CANON DADS!!!! And both of them are quite...woof.

They’re cute in looks AND personality, lol.

THIRTEEN SIBLINGS...HOW. WHAT.

Wait a minute...Bow, and Lance....what’s the other dude’s name gonna be, Halberd?

Bow’s “Dad, can you not - ?” is super relatable.

OH BOY. This whole ‘I’m a leader of the rebellion thing’ is not gonna go over well.

NO, WAIT, I WANNA SEE THE BABY PICTURES!

Okay, the other dude’s name is George, got it.

So Bow basically has his own boarding/high school AU written, right?

Scorpia always calling Catra ‘wild cat’ gives me l i f e

HAHAHAAHA BLANKET BURRITO CATRA

Fucking IMP is ALWAYS fucking things UP

I do honestly feel bad for Bow...parental expectations are tough to deal with, and his dads are pretty up front about it.

DRAGON STEED!!

GEORGE HAS A MISTRANSLATED TATTOO ASJBDJKWAACNMSD

“Best research squad” for the win!

I love that more than anything else - the fighting, the giant monster, the weapons - Bow’s dads are shocked by his makeshift crop top.

My hearttt.....this reconciliation is so sweet!

Okay several things: 1. The First Ones’ language is based off of stars, which is SO COOL 2. Etheria as it is now doesn’t have STARS, WTF??

UGHHHHHH, THAT ENDING!!!! BOTH OF THEM!! AGHHHHHHH!

#spoilers #spop spoilers #she-ra spoilers #steel watches she-ra #bow #catra

[rosy-eds]

Thoughts: Draft

I write write my thoughts over the past month and put them on a draft here these are from November

•Bitches get stitches so I need to go to the ER stat

•Fuck ya chicken strips

•Who’s That smexy person in the avocado suit

•Boys are cute

•MY CRUSH WITH GLASSES ON HAS ME SHOOK I NEED IT ON MY WALL HE LOOKED FINEEEEEE

•Snickers And Sprite Keep Out the dust mites

•ShOOkETh

•Eeeny weenie little peeny

•”you look like a child predator and a child at the same time”

•My God.......Is that RON SWANSON

•* instert Friends theme song here*

•Potato=Me/Me=Potato

•MY BITCH ASS NEEDS TO PULL SOME MOVES BEIN ALL SHY AND SHIT

•Crushes are the best/worst

•”you should’ve sang” “-No I’d suck”

“I’d wanna hear it” <3

•YO PUNK ASS BETTER GET BACK HERE YA LITTLE SHIT

•”mE sO HoRNy” - you don’t wanna know why my friend said that

•Hey It’s ya boi..... Skinny Penis

•WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER YA MOMS A HOE

•”That’s Hott”

•”Fuck”

•I accidentally said something to my crush and it sounded really seductive and he smiled at me because it was also a joke and what?!?!

•De sarcasm is real

•when your crushes Best friend is a girl and you get jealous of her being able to be so comfortable with him

•THICKKKKKKKK

•Trailer Trash

•IM RIGHT

•RAR

•GODAMMIT GERALDO WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

•Hey pssss..you... I LIKE YO UVELA!!!

•AGHHHHHHH

•NICE PEOPLE GETTING TURNED INTO COLD BITCHES IS THE WORST IM SORRY NEW GIRL I COULDVE SAVED YOU BUT I FAILED YOU ARE NKW IN THE CLUTCHES OF AN OVERLY TERRITORIAL BITCH AND YOUR GONNA END UP IN A GIANT HEAP OF DRAMA BY THE END OF THE MONTH

•When da new girl has the choice of being bffs with you or the girl who she has no idea is faking her nice girl act chooses the bitchy one and you just gotta shrug and say oh well sucks for you

•FISHNET LEGGINS MA DUDES

•EY COME HERE WICH YO BAD SLEF

•YESS YSSSS fuck yssss you are amazing

•you’re adorable, all I have to say

•HES HURT MOTHER INSTINCT KICKING IN HOLDING BACK HUGS AND KISSES

•Oh can’t get that stain out of your pants I’ll help you

•YO WHY YOU SO SWEET

•ma crush ain’t a fuckboy my crush ain’t a fuckboy he’s really nice and I like him fuck yea

•I love you

[marcoacesabo]

hi! it's susu - again! i LOVE your blog! i love these with nsfw! so cute! maybe can write some about it? ace fall asleep, narcolepsia. marco and sabo know it's the best to let him sleep. because. when he wakes up, he becomes headache and stomach pain. now he fell asleep and a few crew members wake him up....

“Leave me here to die” Ace moaned against the deck floor. He laid on his stomach pressing his face into the wood while doing a fine impression of a dead fish. 

Above him, three members of the sixth division exchanged bewildered looks.  They didn’t know what was wrong with the commander, and they hadn’t meant to cause this…impression. The three had just been on their way to explore the town they docked on when Eddy had spotted Ace fast asleep, little ways before the ramp. 

He had reached out, shaking the commander awake with the intent of walking him to bed. Silver eyes popped open faster than he thought was normal after such a deep sleep.

The brown hair man opened his mouth to speak but Ace’s face had turn green and the next thing he knew the twenty-year-old rolled away from him to hurl into the ocean. 

And kept going.

The three men stood to the side, shocked to see the youth so sick. Earl had snapped out of it, to rush forward. He helped Ace with holding back his bangs and patting his back.

A few minutes afterward Ace had stopped paled and sweating. He leaned away from the edge, giving Earl a grateful smile. 

 The second Commander then slammed his head onto the floor and hadn’t moved since.  

“I’m going to go get a nurse,” Tim spoke up after a while, nodding his head towards the medical wing. Eddy and Earl both looked grateful.  “I think you need to see a doctor. I’ll be right back-”

“No.” The three men paused surprised by Ace’s firm voice even while it was pressed against the floor. “Ace no like doctors. Ace stays here. Let Ace die.”

Eddy looked at his twin brother for help but Earl didn’t know what to do either. Why was the commander speaking in the third person? Perhaps he was delusional?  

“Um, Ace? You’re not well. I really think you should-”  Earl started but jumped back when Ace sprung up like a spring landing on the railing next to them. The younger man hissed at them, before leaning his head back enough to fall. 

With his back forming a perfect arch the second Commander was gone.

All three blinked.  

“Did Ace just impersonate a cat?” Tim whispered as the other two were lost for what to do. 

“Oh he gets like that whenever you wake him form his naps.” Sabo chirped suddenly standing behind Tim. The scream the other man released was nowhere near manly but seeing as both Earl and Eddy were clutching each other’s hands he didn’t feel as bad. 

Sabo for his part seemed to not notice, happily smiling at where Ace disappeared. In the blond’s hands was a giant rope net, he gave it a few gentle tugs before leaping over the railing a cheerful “I’ll catch him!” thrown over his shoulder.

“What?” Early started but he was cut off by screaming. It took them a second to recognize it as Ace’s voice.

“No! I don’t want to!”

“Get back here! You’re going to see a doctor and if you don’t I’ll rip off you dick with my dragon claws!” No man should sound so bubbly while making that kind of threat. Eddy made a vow to never get on Sabo’s bad side.

  “What the fuck?” Tim deadpanned. 

“Hissssss”

“Don’t  you hiss at me! Don’t make me get Marco!”

“Hissssss!”

“That’s it! Dragon Claw!” 

“AGHHHHHHH YOU BLOND MONSTER!”

Earl pressed his knees together with a wince. “Oh, my sea. Did he just-?”

“Nope, I saw nothing,” Eddy shouted rising to his feet. He looked just as pale as his brother but he his lips were pressed in a line “I saw nothing. I heard nothing. I am going to walk away now.” 

“I’ll come with you,” Tim mumbled turning on his heel to match Eddy’s step.  Earl scrambled to his feet tumbling after them. He glanced over his shoulder every now and then as Ace’s screams grew louder.

He turned to his twin with a guilty frown. “Should we tell Commander Marco about this?”

“About what?”

“You know Ace and Sabo-”

“ I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Eddy… you can’t pretend you didn’t see that.”  

“Yes, I can.”

“No, you can’t.”

“Watch me.” 

A few hours later Marco helped the nurses tie down both of his lovers and Earl felt bad that he waited so long to tell him. Luckily the Phoniex came just in time to stop Sabo from doing something drastic but he had serval wounds as a result of attempting to do something drastic.

Eddy pretend to be surprised along with their siblings when the raven-haired man and the blond were dragged kicking and screaming into the medical wing because he’s an ass.

Tim just sat at the bar with a bottle mumbling under his breath “What the fuck?” for a few hours. He looked a little traumatize so Earl left him alone. 

Just another day on the Moby Dick.

#MarcoAceSabo #Ace is secretly part cat #Sabo hates it when he hisses #Marco has a giant head ache when it comes to his boyfriends #Ocs Tim Earl and Eddy #Crack #It's not narcolepsy sorry #Anonymous

[attackonkyojin411-blog]

Levihan week day 1 - Celebration

I fully believe hange in labour is a celebration. Enjoy! Celebration "Fuck!" That's all he heard. His eyes flickered to the kitchen. What has this god forsaken woman done to herself now he thought. He closed his book and walked towards the kitchen. "Four eyes what the fuck have you do-" he was startled by his wife's current position. Hunched over, her face red, her breathing uneven as she clutched her swollen pregnant belly. He also noticed the pool of water at her feet. "Levi" she panted as she gripped the counter as he rushed over to her and helped her up. "I think" pant "it's time" pant "to have" pant "a baby". She said as she heaved into his chest. He stared at her wide eyes. " I thought you weren't due for another week shitty glasse-" "LEVI!" She said in a hoarse voice as she clutched his arms very tightly. "Ok ok shit ehm fuck I'll get the bag and then we'll go!" He said as he sat her down at the kitchen table dashing off to find the baby bag that he had so perfectly packed with everything they would need. About fifteen minutes later they were in the car on the way to the hospital. The ride there was most interesting. Levi should have expected it not to be a subtle labour with hange considering everything is wild and loud with her. She was currently sitting in the passenger seat of their car head rolled back, breathing very deeply with perspiration started to flow on her forehead. Levi was a nervous wreck next to her which she did find quite funny considering it was so out of character for him. He caught her smirking and rolled his eyes and focused on the road. The contractions were bad. Every now and again hange would fling forward heaving. Levi would rub her back with one hand or clutch her hand. Luckily for the both of them the hospital was only a ten minute drive. They had managed to get hange into a private waiting labour room which honestly was best for everyone in the hospital. She was currently four centimetres dilated and the contractions were getting worse. Levi was sitting beside her the entire time. He would rub her back and neck which she truly was thankful for as she leaned into his touch and he kissed her forehead. He got a cold cloth for her forehead as she started to heat up visciously. Hours had passed now. He was now rubbing her tummy with one hand while playing with her hair with the other. She smiled a genuine smile and looked at him. "You're so good to me" she said with hazy lids from the epidural. He looked at her with a glare as he saw she was teasing him. He 'tch'ed as he flicked her forehead. She just giggled. "Don't get used it shitty glasses, it's just cause your in pain." He said as he side-eyed the nurse that was giving them the most confusing look. Hange just left out a loud laugh that was cut off by a contraction. She huffed through it as the nurse went to call the doctor. "I think it's time shorty!" She smirked. He looked at her to give a sly comment for her name calling but was taken aback by her look. Her eyes were closed as she had the biggest smile and she just hummed in happiness. He admired her so much. He brushed off the stray bits of hair off her face. She glanced up at him and gave him a lopsided smile. He smirked and leaned down and gave her a soft and gently kiss. "Let's have a fucking baby Hange." _______________________________________________ "Ok hange you're doing great just a few more pushes" the doctor said in slight horror at her frequent shouts and curse words but Levi just internally laughed at the eccentric woman he loved. He was rubbing her lower back and holding her hand as she continued to push. "GAH!" She would shout every now again. "SHIT this is hard" she whimpered as a tear slowly rolled down her face as she clutched onto Levi's hand he kissed a way her tear and whispered sweet nothings into her ear. " I can see the head!" The doctor announced. " One more push hange". "Hange you can do this" he whispered as he kissed her temple. He looked at her deep brown eyes that were so wide and alarmed as she nodded confidently. "Ok, ok" "Ok push now hange!" "AGHHHHHHH" she shouted as she pushed with all her might and leaned forward dragging Levi forward with her. "She's here!" The doctor announced as the room was filled with a loud cry. The nurses took her away from the bed to clean her up. Hange collapsed back against the pillows. Panting deeply. Levi looked back at her. A shit eating grin on her face. "It's a girl!" She exclaimed happily. Levi bent down to her and kissed forehead. "God bless her if she gets your nose"he said which set her off even though she was so tired. He smirked. She knew he was joking. He secretly loved her nose. "Thank god that's over" she panted. He cupped her cheek as she leaned into his hand and kissed his wrist. "Here she is" the nurse announced as she handed hange a bundle of blankets with a red face poking out of them. She held her carefully and her heart swooned. Never did hange think she would have a child. Yet here in front of her, this bundle of joy is her and Levi's little girl. Her eyes were closed as she stopped crying and was sleeping quietly against hanges chest. "She's so tiny" hange says quietly as she gently caresses her petite face with a finger. The baby stirred and grabbed her finger with her full hand which made hange laugh. "She's a tough one" Levi commented from over hanges shoulder. This environment was all new to him. He was never around children much. Hange knew this but addressed it carefully. "Do you want to hold her" she asked him. He glanced at her to see if she was joking but nodded with furrowed brows as she gently passed on the baby. He looked down at her facial features. Swollen little baby eyes, a button nose and red gurgling lips. He smiled. He actually smiled. He suddenly felt a rush of pride and protection. This was his and hanges little girl. It was such a lovely thing to be able to say he thought. Hange drifted off to sleep for a few hours as Levi held the sleeping baby in his arms. Hange awoke to him in deep thought. She took in his details. What a gorgeous man she thought. "What are you thinking about?" She asked softly. He turned to look at her and saw her sleepy lids and content smile. "Baby names." He said as he looked back down at the baby. "I was thinking Lilliana." He said firmly waiting for her response. She thought about it and it seemed very fitting. "I really like that actually!" She smiled. "Lily for short" Levi smiled at hange. "I love you" he said so softly she barely heard him. She reached out for his arm. "I love you too shorty." _____________________________________________ "Lily! Get back here you need your bath!" Levi said firmly as he chased his filthy two year old around the house. Lily giggled as she waddled down hall. She thought it was an excellent idea to go playing in hanges plants in the garden which led to her leaving a trail of dirt after her. He finally caught up to her as he scooped her up in his arms as she retaliated by kicking her legs and laughing. He didn't react he continued to bring her back into the bathroom to get undressed for her bath. She huffed as she sat on the toilet seat as he removed her shoes and socks. He glared at her. "What's with the face?" he said as he bopped he nose, which made her scrunch up her nose. "I don't want a bath" she said trying to look angry but wasn't going very well considering her big brown eyes she developed from her mom made me her look so adorable. Levi just smirked. She's too much like hange. "Listen kiddo, if you take your bath now you can get two bedtime stories tonight" he said knowing she'd crack. She raised her eyebrow and huffed in defeat as she lifted up her arms for him to remove the rest of her clothing. Levi gently washed the dirt out of her long black sleek hair. That's one thing she inhabited from him thank god. She had hanges brig brown eyes her enthusiasm for life and reading but Levi's stubbornness, hair colour and nose. He was slightly annoyed she didn't inherit hanges nose. "Daddy?" She asked as she played with the water. "Hm?" He responded as he lathered her hair with shampoo carefully scrubbing her scalp. "Where's mommy?" She asked. "She's downstairs in her study she had to do a few write ups but she will be up in a minute." And so she was. She walked in to find her two favourite people. "Well hello!" She said as she kneeled down beside Levi and kissed his cheek. She gathered some suds and blew them in Lily's direction who giggled and then yawned. "Is it time for bed lil?" Hange asked. Which lily quietly nodded her head to. "But tonight Lily gets two stories" Levi said eying Hange leaving her to make up the stories for bedtime. She squinted at him as he smirked. "All right. Come on love lets get you out." She said as she lifted lily out of the bath and wrapped her in her towel and headed for Lily's room. They both liked putting lily to bed because they were all there as a family. They out her into her baby blue nightie and as Hange told her two stories one of princesses and princes and the other of soldiers fighting to save the world, Levi brushed out locks and towel dried her hair. They popped her into bed and she gave them both big kisses as she went off to sleep soundly. The two walked downstairs to the sitting room and plonked themselves on the couch. They were wrecked. "You know your going to have to fix your plants" he said as he ran his hand through her hair. She sighed. "Yeah. It'll be fine though. We have Lily's birthday next week actually we need to do something for that." She said as she tangled their hands. "It will be good for us. Something to celebrate." Levi said as he closed his eyes leaning back. All he heard was her smirk and he feared the worst. "Actually we already have something to celebrate" she said giggling as she sat up to look at him. He opened one eye to look at her. "Hange...." He said warily as he sat up. She just smiled and leaned forward and said. "I'm pregnant" He just blinked. "Levi?" He embraced her and whispered. " I hope they get your nose.".

#Levihan week #levihan fanfic #levihan #levi ackerman #hange zoe

[willyoubemyking]

Aghhhhhhh

Just got off the phone with a family member and their parting words to me were “gee you must feel so much more stable now that you have a job’ and honestly the answer to that is no. No, I don’t feel more stable, I don’t feel more stable financially and I don't feel more stable mentally. I’m constantly worried that I'm going to fuck up my job bad enough for them to fire me, I’m constantly worried about my weight, I’m worried that my car is going to break before I have the money for a new one, I’m paranoid that my friends don’t like me or that I'm annoying them every time I message them.  

I just........... Getting a job doesn't automatically cancel out all the stress in your life no matter how much we wish it did. 

#My life at the moment #various triggers #Honestly i'm just venting #You probs dont want to read this