#and eat so many bagels

[alientoastt]

hey i got a job. clap cheer etc

#panera baker. didnt want to workl food service.but i will be so strong #and eat so many bagels #babble

[bylertruther]

not to start problems ten minutes after i wake up, but it's okay to need help. it's also okay to need more help than other people. will is strong and capable on his own, yes, but he does canonically say that he will always need mike and he's always welcomed and cherished the way that mike dotes on him, and thanked him for it because he recognizes that it literally has saved his life in so many ways. like... it doesn't make will any lesser or a Bad Stereotype or whatever to need, want, and welcome help from someone else, especially the boy that he loves. it isn't an unfair scenario if this is how mike shows his love, something that he enjoys doing for others because it's in his nature, and if will returns the favor and cares for mike, too, which he clearly does.

i take issue with the way that so many people in this fandom run in the opposite direction of canon (and straight into antithetical and regressive stereotype territory but i digress lmao) because they somehow think that's better representation or whatever. well, guess what, dude!!! not only is that not canon, but sometimes !!!! people !!!! just need more help than others !!! and that's fucking okay !!! it does not make them weak or bad people. it's not a character flaw that you need to overcorrect! it does not make will Bad Representation or whatever! that is the way that their relationship has pretty much always been and it clearly works for them because it's a relationship that is otherwise (when you erase the whole hiding your romantic love thing) filled with honesty, intimacy, and acceptance, making it canonically the most special relationship they have!!!

like. will is entirely loveable and fine just the way that he is. mike has been shown to be an ultra nurturer, and he does it because he wants to and feels it's the right thing to do. he does it without expecting anything in return, and he does it just because he wants to see the other person be well. because if he has the ability and resources to help, he feels it's his duty to. you do not have to erase that and, in turn, erase very important and necessary parts of their character!!!! i promise you that it's fine!!! they like this!!! mike literally lit up like the fucking sun when will said he would always be needed and will said it without any shame, so please for the love of god stop trying to fix something that ain't broke!!!!! mike knows will well enough to care for him in a way that canonically no one else can and in a way that he actually enjoys AND FEELS EMPOWERED BY (!!!!!!!!!) and will is the only one that can know what's up with him without words needing to be said, that makes him feel safe enough to open up, that somehow always knows exactly what to say and what it is that mike needs to hear!!! just stoppppp stop meddling with the text stop stop stoppppppp i Beg u, brother

#canon byler > fanon byler sorry but not sorry . #anyway let me drink my coffee n eat my bagel and actually wake up #idk this jus came 2 me its been simmering in my brain for so long like. shut up lol #will is so many things and a stereotype as we know it isn't one of them #and yet fandom wants him to be that SOOOOO bad same with mike ESPECIALLY with mike #the beauty of them is that they are such a mixture of different qualities and they complement each other and #instead of embracing that fandom is like actually . how abt i fuck this up instead 🤭 LIKE GIRL STOPPPPPPPP ! #at some point you gotta ask are these your OCs that share the same name or are they mike and will from st 🤨 #mobile post so no rereading 👍 #mine

[heyybeach]

If I had to make my own taskmaster task, it would be to eat bagels and tie shoelaces at the same time. Person who eats the most bagels and ties the most shoelaces wins

#taskmaster #greg davies #there's so many methods you could choose #Tie all the shoes first then try to eat as many bagels as possible? #Go between bagels and shoelace tying? #Do both at once? #personally I think it would be very funny

[windowsandfeelings]

Today I was basically in a single 3 person meeting from 10am to 5pm and then I was so fried that I basically forced my boss to end the day and walked back to my hotel blasting Folklore and then I lay flat on my back staring at my phone and talking to my mom for an hour and a half and then my boss called me again and then I cried for 10 minutes and now I’m trying to do more work because I was in a meeting all day and grrrrrr

#the adhd medication shortage finally hit me and now I’m trying adderall instead of my usual Concerta #and it’s absolutely wrecked my appetite and the thought of food has been completely unappealing all day #even though I had ess a bagel for breakfast! I could barely make it through half of it! #I am so close to so many of my favorite restaurants that I never get to go to! and I don’t want to eat! #sorry this is a complainy post

[geesenoises]

lactose free real dairy cream cheese, my beloved

#vegan cream cheese is just not the same #god i'm going to eat so many bagels this week

[stilesssolo]

The ice dancing au: Chapter 1

Since the day she stepped out onto an ice rink for the first time in her life, Lydia's dreamed of winning Olympic gold. She's worked towards that goal every moment since, determined to get there one day, prove to the world she has what it takes to be the best of the best in ice dancing. But when her partner leaves her high and dry on the eve of her Olympic season, suddenly all those dreams come crashing down.

Luckily, Lydia doesn't give up easily. And her coach happens to have a plan that could make or break her career.

Enter one Stiles Stilinski.

***

It occurred to me that I never really gave this an actual post on my blog when I put it up (almost two years ago 🥴) but between my anger over being reminded the Teen Wolf movie is indeed still happening and my excitement over Grand Prix placements being announced, I thought it would be a good time to remind my Stydia fam that this fic exists, seeing as I am *finally* getting around to finishing edits on chapter 2. Also, enjoy a moodboard. The first chapter is linked above in the title. Part 2 will be up soon!!

#i am going to skate america since it is in the town literally right next to where i grew up #so needless to say i have been waiting anxiously for placements to be announced #there are so many skaters there i’m so excited to see!! #also pumped to have an excuse to go get fabulous bagels from the place down the street and eat them during the morning sessions every day 😌 #i promise i hopefully wont take 2 years to get the next chapter up lmao 😬 #Stydia #teen wolf #my writing

[just-a-demi-bean]

ive been horribly spoiled by new york bagels

#this is the one thing that i can’t seem to get over when i go to a new place #new york bagels are just on a different level okay #i went to california one time to visit family and ate some local bagels #disgusting. horrible. #nothing is every chewy enough and half the time it’s been under boiled #i can’t eat non nyc bagels i’ve been spoiled rotten #i’ve TRIED okay i’ve eaten so many non-NY bagels but they’re just not good enought

[passiveagreeable]

I can’t find it because searching tumblr sucks and google search quality has seriously just gone kaput, but I’m thinking about a post I saw that was like “don’t let cultural or societal standards force you into eating certain things for breakfast. Any food can be a breakfast food and traditional breakfast foods can be anytime foods.”

Cuz, just. When I was in high school on special days, we would have fried eggs on toast, but now years later, my dad has caught the avocado bug while I’ve been away and so that’s become avocado on toast with fried eggs. So this morning he pops his head in my room and says we have an avocado so how about some eggs. I tell him there’s some leftover rice so I’ll eat that with the rice and he can put it on toast. He’s like okay, whatever, then a moment later he pops back in to say I can do rice and he’ll eat a bagel so I can use our remaining two pieces of bread to make a sandwich for work. Yeah, alright, sure.

So I come out to the kitchen to cut up and season the avocado, as I always do, and he’s slicing a cinnamon raisin bagel, because his other option was parmesan and when we purchased the bagels yesterday, he told me in no uncertain terms that he does not think that parmesan is a breakfast cheese. And he’s getting ready to put avocado and fried eggs on a cinnamon raisin bagel because that is literally how against parmesan for breakfast he is, apparently.

#listen. listen. #you CAN eat a cinnamon raisin bagel with eggs and avocado if you like the flavor and that’s how you prefer it #if that’s what you like please do #this is not about that #we have moved waaaaay past breakfast FOODS and we’re in the stratospheric breakfast CHEESES now #jesus h christ #I’m literally fighting this fight constantly because our breakfast options in this household are like #toast or oatmeal or cereal on normal weekdays. and then those plus pancakes or waffles on weekends. #I mean. there’s like a few extra special highly unusual and/or labor intensive things that we do very occasionally #I don’t mean unusual for breakfast. I just mean unusual as in we don’t eat them often in my house. #but I just. I want to eat dinner leftovers for breakfast without getting just. so. many. fucking comments from the peanut gallery about it #breakfast #this is making me have more thoughts about something I was thinking about yesterday that is not completely related but about comments I get…

[nomaishuttle]

i wanttt poppyseed bagel and i want it from native bagel NOW. but unfortunately my beautiful darling native bagel is 5 billion lightyears away.

#not 2 brag but its ranked among the top 50 bagel shops nation wide by oh so many ppl. not 2 brag or anything............... #I WANT HER SO BAD POPPYSEED BAGEL.. sigh i miss berea my faorite town on this beautiful earth.. they should put berea in washington so i ca #go there. rn.nd get a bagel from nativebagel #i wish i lived in Berea. i would attend berea college and drink Coffee at BC&T. I would eat bagels at native bagel and i would hike the #pinnacles. i would smoke weed with my friend ollie by dead mans tunnel where allegedly like a gang killed a guy and hid him in a tunnel #but straight up thats so fake but it is a rly fun smoking spot. i would skip rocks under the bridge in the hiking trail by my school. etc. #sry for doxxing myself but it isnt rly even bc idk anybody who lives there anymore we have alll moved. i live in wa now quite different fro #berea ky LOL.

[lafaithreine]

my life is just constructing intricate rituals which allow me to eat cheese without ruining my night

#so many of my favorite foods are something + cheese #cream cheese and pretzels #cheese cubes and takis #cheese cubes and grapes #bagels and cream cheese #any grain + any cheese thing #just so my stomach doesn't kill me for eating only cheese for 3 meals #saltines and cheese cubes #the og #cheese #eating #food

[straawberries]

gonna make another post since that usually helps with reach

teehee poll for reach. please read the rest of this if you can

HI IM DELILAH AND IVE GOT LESS THAN 4 MONTHS BEFORE IM HOMELESS WITH NO OPTIONS FOR PLACES TO LIVE

heeyyy its me delilah. im an autistic plural trans girl with ptsd, and im living in an abusive household with my adoptive "father" that absolutely hates me. in less than 4 months, i am going to be kicked out, and i am trying to raise the money i need to survive this event.

ive been trying, pretty much every chance i get, to get a job, but i think because of this shitty small town in texas, everyone already knows who i am and nobody wants to hire me. this means i have to rely on stuff like this.

by JUNE 1ST 2024, i need to make enough money to move out, or else... well, i dont really know what will happen to me (other than vague "homelessness"), but im really scared that it wont end well.

on top of that im rarely being fed enough which is seriously fucking with my mood and making me feel like shit, so im having to balance saving and eating which.. with the money im currently getting, is not very sustainable. other than a few people giving a lot (who i am eternally thankful for and if youre able to do this i would basically do anything for you) im basically getting zero donations.

i get that this kind of stuff is annoying and maybe a bit slow, but just taking a few seconds, maybe a minute or two at most, to give me a small amount of money, would be a hell of a lot more helpful than doing nothing.

C*SH*PP - @delilahswagga

P*YP*L - @delilahkill

plenty of people use stuff like this to scam, so heres some info about me if you doubt that this is true. (copy pasted from previous post)

i have a really big love for performing, i fell in love with theatre years ago and performed the addams family musical as fester about a month ago as my biggest role on stage yet, and right now im in the process of getting ready for antigone as teiresius. i love music, and its one of my life goals to learn as many instruments as possible, and currently i own quite a few, though my favorites are my two ukuleles and my super cool electric guitar. i have 8 partners at the moment, and i have a very big desire to one day live with as many of them as i can. i pride myself on being the best partner i can be, and its been my goal to make all my partner's lives better (and i think ive been doing a good job at it :3)

i love cats an extreme amount, ive never had a cat myself (because my dad is insane and hates cats and tries to hit cats with his truck) but being around cats makes me super happy and always makes my anxieties go away, even when im having an anxiety attack or a panic attack. i really hope i can get a few cats one day, and i want to give them all silly food names :) my fursona is kind of a reflection of that, her name is bagel. some cat names ive thought of are mochi, chili, Supreme Pizza, or maybe french fry :)

im not sure if ill be able to achieve any of my goals if i dont get the financial support i need. ive been.. really close to giving up recently, but i dont want to have to do that, so im going to fight like this for as long as i can.

#undertale #pixel art #performing art #trans #autistic #actually autistic #urgent #help needed #please boost #mutual aid

[u3pxx]

“Thanks a bunch, Trucy,” Apollo muttered through chomps of his bagel. Her bounciness jolted to a stop, her stare locking onto Apollo. It was as if Apollo had grown another head. At this point, anything was possible. “You called me Trucy,” she plainly stated. “Yes, is that not your name?” He smiled the best he could at her, though Klavier could see the sweat pooling at his forehead. “It’s not that,” she continued. “You always call me Frau Wright, or Frau Magician. I’ve never heard you use my first name.”

new chapter update for @strawberricakeandpie's fic, turnabout on a friday! last time @taxkha drew the chapter art and now it's my turn once again! don't mind that the style changed from the first spot art i drew haha don't mind th

extra stuff under read more ;^P | like what i do? support me on ko-fi!

i can't think of much to say about drawing this, so many things have happened since this piece that i kind of, don't remember much of the drawing process ASKSKS

i did remember that i used a new pen for inking this one! watch out for that in future spot art made by me because i shrimply can't help myself. sometimes i draw with a pen for months and months and suddenly i hate how it feels, i'll have to not use it for a long time before my brain decides that that pen is okay again, it's weird pftt

i do enjoy the color's for this one!!!!! i'm so enamored with that shade of purple i used on klav and the light blue i used on trucy. apollo!klavier nervously eating his bagel in the background was so funny to me pftt

and a lil bonus thing, as you may or may not have noticed, i usually draw apollo with a yellow pupil, and since he's in klavier's body...

klavier!apollo also has a yellow pupil! i usually give klav a blue one so teehees :^]

i think giving body-swapped characters little traits of each other is pretty fun! i've been doing it with klav!apollo's two strands of hair that keep sticking up and apollo!klav's bottom lashes pftt

if you managed to read this far and still have not read the fic, what're you doing man!!!

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #trucy wright #klapollo #klapollo minibang 2023 #klapollomb23 #klavier x apollo #apollo x klavier #kyodoroki #sunnysidedraws #sunnysideattorney #described #id in alt text

[antinausea]

enjoying my 97% time in range on the day before thanksgiving

#i can practically guarantee the second i get up tomorrow i wil shoot into the 200s #also im gonna eat so many carbs i have full intentions to eat at least 2 bagels and as many mashed potatoes as i can get on my plate