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kiddokori · 10 months

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but you're so right about everything with totk. you put it in words so well 😭 idk if you found memory 9, so i won't spoil anything, but it was SO GOOFY look up gmod smile after you watch it and explode instantly. loftwings would've made the game infinity better, like skeleehorses can go over gloom (such a silly name btw) and horses are always great, but there's nothing to ride in the sky??? missed oppurtunity imo. i basically play with no tech becuase i hate using it 😔 i have much to say on this game and sadly most of it around the plot isn't thatg nice

SKELEHORSES CAN GO OVER GLOOM??????

but no yeah i dont enjoy the tech lol. i think modern tech in fantasy is a slippery slope from “woah cool its so interesting how this fantastical society developed things we never couldve thought of” to “this isnt even fantasy its just sci-fi with medieval paint slapped over it” thats what botw vs. totk is to me. we went from giant magical mechs and tech that felt more like sentient creatures to a straight up four wheeler. also its just clunky. to me. vexes me.

i am playing it very slowly for several reasons so im not far im only two memories in (trying to do them in order) lol but im not impressed by the writing either again ive only beat the rito “dungeon” idk what to call it. it was fine. really felt like they just tried to replicate the divine beasts but it didnt work. the weird disembodied voice felt forced in totk its just this random exposition guy that felt like he was just there for the sake of mimicking the structure of the champions talking to you where in botw that makes sense because they’re important characters that you learn more about and play a role in the story and also they literally died and their souls were trapped in their beasts. and totk was like ah shit ah fuck we gotta have another disembodied voice throw this guy in there and have him lore drop on you. who is he. who cares.

and then the divine beasts were like interesting involved puzzles there was one i thiiiink the camel you literally had to turn entire parts of it to line up electrical signals to get places and unlock things it was a little frustrating but i had to think about it!! same with the elephant you had to control the entire mechanism to move things and you had to Think about it. the rito ship was just go find these things. ok the divine beasts were also that with the terminals but you had to work for it. totk really just went go walk around for awhile and find them. no real puzzle to it. there was a little bit with the doors/levers but it did not feel nearly as involved or thought through.

i will say i did like the boss fight the ice guy. cool guy. looked cool baller music neat new little thing you had to do to beat it i liked it. that was cool i will give them that they know how to get me pumped for a boss fight

ok but the cutscene with zelda near the beginning was goofy as hell. just straight up like woaaaahh she floated into the sky thats crazy!!! whaaat!!!!! felt extremely silly. i was sitting there like is this a gag is this supposed to be funny i cannot tell. very much threw me off. could not take seriously

also. fucking. got rid of her again. if they wanted to have the same success of botw maybe they should’ve gee idk changed the formula again and let zelda be with us. a two player zelda game would be so cool. even if it was still single player and we could just interact with her and have her with us im thinking kindof last of us/resident evil 4 style where she helps you do certain puzzles or helps you fight like other npcs. even if she just stayed at the base and helped purah with research and you could talk to her thatd be more interesting. GIVE HER TO ME!!

the intro really just felt like oh we have to get rid of zelda again because we need link to be alone so we can copy botw uhhhhh magic rock teleports her to the past yeah yeah that works. they decided they needed this to happen and then made a story to excuse those choices rather than actually construct something cohesive.

im not even halfway through the game so i dont wanna be tooo hard on it or form strong opinions but id rather be pleasantly surprised than disappointment after getting my hopes up. i havent been spoiled for anything but i have seen people complain in general so im kinda leaning towards disappointment lol. like its zelda im still having fun i just also am looking at it from a critcal point of view and i have plenty to say. i used this as an excuse to talk for a looong time anyways. im currently working on getting specific horse colors that i preplaned by looking at this horse chart to name after characters from a book i like ✌️ i didnt pay 70 dollars to not have any fun with this game so help me god i am going to enjoy Some of it

#ITS FUN IM HAVING FUN!!!!!!! *said through gritted teeth*#i just also think a lot of the choices were bad. or not even really choices. i hope other people have fun and enjoy it im enjoying the #content ive seen other people make #the depths are my one solace…. i love her……….#anyways.. hi anon…. thanks for giving me an excuse to complain ❤️#i am so sorry i havent done shit and i dont want spoilers so i cannot join you in dunking on the later story #one day. one day ill finish totk. not right now tho

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imagines-dreams · 5 years

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Being Tony’s Girlfriend, from Avengers to Endgame Headcanons

ENDGAME SPOILERS

Ratings: PG-13

Warnings: uhhhhh ENDGAME SPOILERS DONT READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED, also this is super long as in like more than 3k words

You were saved by Iron Man during the Battle of New York

You’ve always looked up to him and thanked whatever higher power there was that he was there to save you and give you a chance at life again

So, you pursued your passions and lived life as much as you could

Even volunteered a couple of places

Including Sokovia

He saved you there too, but it wasn’t like last time

The first time he saved you, it was when there was a group of chitauri cornering you and a handful of other people, a weapon pointed right at your neck

Iron Man blasted them off and cleared a path for you

The second time, in Sokovia, you were guarding the people from the shelter. You were the one in the best health and the one trained in minimal self-defense

It was your group’s best option

You managed to get the people you helped to safety, but the earth rumbled, and you were cut off from them

You were alone.

Surrounded by robots with red eyes and growls

Something blasted the robot in front of you, and suddenly, you were Iron Man’s arms, flying towards the boats

After a short scream, you realized, “My friends!” You shouted, “There are people behind the wall where I was. Are they ok?”

Tony just said, “We’re getting everyone they can.”

“They’ll be looking for me!” You turned and the smaller that spot you came from became, the more terrified you got. “There are children there, elderly, they’ll be looking for me!”

Iron Man stared at you before scoffing, “Don’t worry. I’ll handle it.”

He dropped you off on the flying boat.

You took a step towards the exit but, “Nope.” Iron Man pulled your arm away from the exit. “I’ll bring them back, ok? No leaving.”

“But-”

“Nope!”

And just like that, he was off.

Within the next ten minutes, your party was returned to you.

“Thank you,” you smiled and reminded him, “Just….” You heard so many rumors about Tony Stark, including that of his PTSD, so you just said, “Be careful. Please.”

Tony nodded. “I’m always careful.”

It would be a few months before you saw him again. You were rushing to work, checking your emails in one hand and sipping coffee with another.

You almost got hit by a car.

“Hey! Watch it!” You yelled.

Wait. Scratch that. You almost got hit. By a limo.

The door opened, and you scoffed and placed a hand on your hip, ready to fight a man on this, but nope

The man who saved your twice comes out, and you're just like…. Shit.

Tony shakes his head, “I should be telling you to be careful.”

Immediately, the nervousness and anxiety vanish. You laugh. “Well, compare a car crash to saving the world, I honestly think I’m in the right here.”

It was over after that. There was no turning back. No matter what either of you two did, you were in love with each other, and nothing could change that.

A coffee turned into a date which turned into dating which turned into engaged

Then it went to shit

Tony sighed and lifted your hand and kissed the ring he placed there. “Soon.”

You nodded. “Soon.”

And he left, and he was gone.

You stayed at the Avengers compound, trying to make sense of what happened. Tony and Peter went up into space, you knew that. You haven’t heard back in three weeks, but there was still a chance that they were ok, and by god you were going to hold onto that chance until you saw proof it couldn’t be otherwise.

Then, a woman carried a ship onto the front field, and out walked the love of your life

You couldn’t focus on anything else. Just him. It was just him.

“Tell me, is she-”

You hugged him. “Tony,” you whispered into his skin. You gasped and smiled to the sky. You couldn’t say anything else but his name, and soon after, Tony’s pulling away to look at your face, to really look at it. He smiled so gently and brushed your hair back, and you couldn’t help but feel the stress and worry slip out of you, because he was back, Tony was back.

Then, his smile faded. “I lost the kid.”

And your heart breaks. Peter Parker, the sweet boy with the smarts and selflessness of Tony, the boy you learned to love and that Tony learned to love…

You hugged him again and just as the tears were about to slip. “You need some food.” You gulped. “And water.”

Then Thanos died.

The stones were destroyed.

Tony hated the Avengers compound

And you couldn’t blame him.

“Like Clint?” you suggested one night. “Not New York. Not L.A. Somewhere quiet maybe.”

Tony nodded and held your hands. “Quiet sounds good.”

So that’s where you went. Someplace quiet. To get married. To live. To raise a child.

Tony cried the night you found out. Because what if he couldn’t protect them. What if he couldn’t be the father he wanted to be. What if Thanos came back somehow. What if there was another threat.

And after he was determined to never go into the field again (You knew that was a lie but you didn’t tell him otherwise), a new fear came up, quietly, softly.

“(Y/n)?”

“Yes?”

Tony was silent, and he held you closer, his palm resting on your slight bump, and you could hear the tears. “What if he’s a he? And… He looks like…. Like me.” Tony gulped. “Brown hair. Brown eyes.”

Peter. You sniffed and rubbed your eyes. You turned to Tony and smiled at him. “Tony, you did your best.”

“It wasn’t enough.”

“That’s all the world can ask of you.” You stroked his cheeks and said sternly, “And frankly, the world doesn’t deserve your best.” You sniffed and kissed his nose. “But you do anyway.”

You put his hand on your belly and said, “Our child, our kid, no matter what they look like, I know you’ll give your best. Because that’s what you do. You give them your best even if it hurts you.” You smiled. “And when it hurts you too much, I’ll be there. Yeah?”

Tony nodded. “Yeah.”

It’s a boy. Wavy brown hair, dark brown eyes, and Tony’s smirk. “Malcolm?”

“Anthony.”

“We’re not naming him after you.”

“Why not?”

“You want to call him Junior?”

“... Fair point. He’s still not a Malcolm.”

“Ok, then what names do you have in mind?”

Tony thought for a second, then, “Adrien.”

“Adrien Stark.” You nodded. “I like that.”

So, little Adrien, you, and Tony lived in your cottage in peace and quiet.

Your husband was always working on the house. Always improving the tech and adding new things, building new toys for your son and making things more convenient for you.

Sometimes, Tony couldn’t bear it, and he’d just hug Adrien to his chest and cry, because oh god he reminds him too much of Peter and he misses him and everyone else that was lost

And you’re always there

And Tony promises again and again that he will be the best goddamn father for that kid

You made it a habit to visit anyone you can, especially Thor. Thor was so lost after he killed Thanos. You tried to get him off beer with some slightly more healthy easy to go meals, and sometimes he took them.

Nat and Steve sometimes visited. Tony tended to talk only for a while with them.

It was painful, and you knew that.

Bruce dropped by less often, updating you and Tony on his Hulk situation, until one day, he came as both.

Adrien was very happy to meet the hulk

The nights were always up to chance. It could be peaceful or filled with nightmares from either or both ends. If it was one, you or Tony would comfort the other. If it was both, the two of you would shuffle to Adrien’s room and just listen to him breathe.

It calmed both of you down most of the time.

Therapy helped, too.

Tony started going after you suggested it for the umpteenth time, stopped after the snap, then started going back again when you admitted you needed it too.

And for a few years, it was enough.

It was happy.

Then, Cap, Nat, and a newcomer, from Germany?, came back.

You stared outside from the kitchen, rearranging the frames again. When Tony’s wrinkles deepened, you crouched down, “Adrien, you wanna go rescue Daddy from that conversation?”

He nodded happily and rushed to his dad.

You gulped down your worry and prepared yourself

You knew what was going to happen.

Whatever they were asking of him, he’d do it. He’d take a while, but he’d do it. That’s who Tony was. And Tony wasn’t one to stand by and do nothing.

Sure enough, later that night, after putting Adrien to sleep, he started talking in that hurried tone of his.

“Not to brag, but Adrien just said he loved me 3000.”

You giggled.

“Just saying, you were somewhere on the 600 branch. Me? 3000.”

“That sounds nice, Tony.”

You waited, and then, “I did it.”

“Did what?”

“Figure it out.”

You sighed. “Tony, what did you figure out?”

He shook his head. “Time travel.”

“Wow.” You did not see that coming. But then again, you probably should have. First terrorists, aliens, terrorist within shield, superheroes. “That’s amazing,” You admitted. The pieces came together, and you could see Peter Parker standing next to you again. “And terrifying.” You could see Tony going back into battle. And maybe… never coming back.

He vented and told you how he should leave well enough alone and just stay here with you and your son, with your family

You just smiled. “Tony, I love you.” You kissed his hand and sighed, “And I know that you won’t be able to rest without trying.”

He shook his head. “Adrien.”

You nodded. “I know. But, I knew the moment they came back here with those determined faces, that… you would go back.” You stroked his cheek and asked, “Maybe you’ve changed and maybe I’m wrong, but tell me. Would you be able to rest if you didn’t go?”

Tony kissed you and reminded you how much he loved you, and in the morning, he hugged you and Adrien, and he was gone.

The final battle was upon you, and Tony had armor for you. In case of an emergency. A rescue suit.

And you’d be damned if you didn’t help your husband in this.

You gulped. “Happy?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Would you mind watching Adrien?”

“Not at all, ma’am.”

You fought side by side with Tony, watching his six and telling him to be careful every now and then.

Then, Thanos was winning. Captain Marvel was subdued by an infinity stone. Cap and Thor were down, but Tony wasn’t. Not yet.

You cried after the light left his eyes. You bawled. You told him that you and Adrien would be ok, because that’s what he deserved to hear. Because that’s what he cared about, but oh god you lied, and you hoped he didn’t know you were.

And when you got home, to Happy and your son, Adrien asked where Daddy was, and you bit your lip and looked to Happy.

Happy fell down onto the couch, and with tears in your eyes, you scooped your boy up and brought him upstairs. You smiled through tears and asked him if he could play by himself for a bit, because you just couldn’t tell him, not when you couldn’t say it to yourself yet.

Adrien was just like his dad. He was worried, and after asking you once, he stopped and played by himself.

You kissed his head and went downstairs to cry with Happy.

An hour later, you were getting up the nerve to tell Adrien, but someone was at your door. A lot of someones.

Bruce handed you a USB drive. “I found it at his desk.”

You gulped and nodded. “I’ll be out in a sec.”

You went to your office and plugged it in. And Tony’s voice filled the room. “Everybody wants a happy ending, right? But it doesn't always roll that way. Maybe this time. I'm hoping if you play this back, it's in celebration.”

You just shook your head, and you already missed his voice so much. You just couldn’t. You turned it off and cried again.

Later, you promised yourself. Later.

The funeral came, and you decided you would watch it then. You had told Adrien, but he seemed to not understand. Not really. And it broke your heart. He only had five years with Adrien, and Adrien… He might grow up and not remember much of his dad. Just recordings and holograms and pictures. Never actual memories.

“I hope families are being united. I hope you get it back in somewhat like a normal version of the planet that has been restored, if there ever was such a thing. What a world! The universe now. If you told me ten years ago that we weren't alone, let alone to this extent, I mean, I wouldn't have been surprised, but come on, the epic forces of dark and light that have come into play. And for better or worse, that’s the reality Adrien's going to have to find her way to grow up in. So I thought I better record a little greeting, in the case of an untimely event, on my part.”

You hugged Adrien closer. He didn’t understand why, but he snuggled into your side anyway.

“Not that death at any time isn't untimely. This time travel thing we're going to try to pull off tomorrow, it's got me scratching my head about the survivability of it. Then again that's the heroes gig. Part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for? Everything's going to work out exactly the way it's supposed to.”

The hologram stood up and his eyes conveniently found Adrien. “I love you 3000.”

You almost laughed, but there were still too many tears in your eyes.

Adrien perked up. “I love you 3000.”

You laughed and kissed your son’s head.

“Good morning! Afternoon?”

You gasped. “Tony?”

You stood up, picked up Adrien, and looked around your house. No one there. No Tony. Just your friends who made it to the funeral. You gulped. “Did I hear that? Am I-”

“Woke up late, I assume?”

You tilted your head. The voice was coming from everywhere.

“Sweetheart, I told you about working late. Try to get some sleep earlier. Don’t be like me.”

You covered your mouth and cried, but your son, no, he could still talk. “Daddy?”

“Hey, Mini Me. How are you today?”

“Everyone’s sad today,” your son said so nonchalantly, as if telling his father about his day. “They say you’re gone.”

“Well, kid…”

Everyone was crowding around you, and oh god, you couldn’t take it. You were feeling too much, and it just… It was so much.

“I kinda am, but I’m kinda not. You see, I promised myself I was going to give you and Mommy my best, and this is it.”

You held Adrien close to you and hugged him so tightly.

“Sweetheart, there are a few protocols as to how to tell Adrien about what happened. Would you like me to say anything?”

You shook your head. “No.” You gulped down his name, because god it was his voice, but it wasn’t really him. “No, Ant, I’ll tell him when I can.” You gulped down your tears and the smile came through.

“Ok, sweetheart.”

You laughed and covered your mouth. He was gone, but he left part of him behind.

“What the hell was that?” Rhodey yelled.

You laughed. “I think that was Tony making an AI of himself.” You shook your head. “He’s still kinda here.”

And so, Adrien grew up, being helped by his father in a way, and yes, you told him eventually what happened and why there was a disembodied voice in your house.

Sometimes, it was too much for either of you, and you turned it off, Tony’s voice always saying, “I love you 3000” before shutting off, but it was still there.

Sometimes, however, you’d turn him on in the middle of feeling so guilty just to hear his voice

“Ant?”

“Yes, (Y/n)?”

“Can you say… Can you just…”

His hologram would appear in front of you. “I love you, you know that? It’s always you.”

And you’d cry in the bed that was too big for you and turn him off again. Because god, you missed Tony.

Tony thought of everything. You plugged the USB into some of Adrien’s toys, and Tony’s voice would guide him through. Even the bike Tony tricked out, that had Tony’s guidance too. And his sarcasm.

“I know you’re not wearing a helmet, Adrien.”

“Dad-”

“Nope, this bike is locked until you get a helmet.”

“You can’t-”

“Brakes are on until I know there’s a helmet covering that head.”

“The helmet-”

“I will alert your mother if you try again, Mister.”

There were obscure protocols on there, too. You once invited a man who lost his way into your home, and Tony’s voice said, “Background scan completed, and he is not bad.”

You blinked.

“Does that happen often?”

“Yeah, kind of.” You laughed. “Ant, shut off please.”

“There’s a stranger in the house.”

“Anthony.”

“Going to sleep mode. Love you 3000.”

You locked all protocols about you dating. You, however, did not lock the protocols for if there were more children in the house.

Harley was sixteen when he first came over, and he cried after hearing Tony’s voice for the first time in years.

“Harley, you’re tall. Taller than me. Not allowed.”

Peter came over, too. He also cried.

“Hey, kid. How’s the neighborhood treating you?”

Shuri came over once with T’Challa on some sort of mission, and she worked with the AI downstairs.

When she left, she told you, “Your husband was brilliant.”

“Thank you.”

And soon, Harley, Peter, and Adrien were grown up. Three young boys with amazing potential. You couldn’t have been more proud.

And you were alone in the house again

You gulped. “Ant?”

“Yes, sweetheart?”

“Why did Tony think this was a good idea?”

“... I was created because he was aware of what would happen if he left.”

“And what was that?”

“That you would feel empty. He didn’t want that. He thought it would be better this way.”

“I’m not sure about that.” You sighed. “Turn off, Ant.”

And he did.

You cried several times, but you didn’t turn him back on. Just the hologram messages here and there.

Adrien understood. He said he’d been conflicted about it too. He knew his father was amazing, but he couldn’t remember much about before he was gone, before he was just a recorded voice.

Still, the two of you didn’t turn Anthony back on.

Not until you were in the hospital.

Adrien turned on the AI. “Dad?”

“Hey, Adrien.”

He gulped. “Mom’s dying, Dad.”

“Does she need anything from me?”

“I’m not sure.” He shrugged. “She’s scared, though.”

“I can sing to her if she wants. Or play some past messages. Unless she wants something else. She usually has some really good ideas.”

Adrien laughed. “I’m not sure about that, but um… Maybe you and I can do something.”

Adrien was a lot like his dad. He was an engineer, more interested in medicine than mechanical engineering, but still, he stayed up for several nights working on a new project.

His family was worried, but they were used to it, just like how you were used to it with Tony.

Adrien brought it to you at the hospital. A set of pictures and videos with music and Tony’s voice to play until you took your final breath. You were surrounded by Tony’s voice and memories as well as your family and teammates when it happened.

“Hey, sweetheart.”

“.... Tony?”

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tfw-no-tennis · 4 years

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One Piece Readthru

heyo ive decided its time for me to catch up on the one piece manga finally!! i last read it uhhh sometime late 2018?? MAYBE early 2019....anyways ill be liveblogging it, basically for myself but if anyone is interested then enjoy lol

so w.out further ado hers 927-931 hya

uh ok i left off kinda in the middle of the wano arc, so im scanning thru some stuff to see what i remember.....i dont really remember what the deal is with that ginger (?) pompadour guy lmao. theres a lot of new characters and intricate politics in this arc from what i remember.

i havent really gotten spoiled for anything....i know that something bad happens to kid & killer, somethins up w/sabo (but we dont know what), luffy fights kaido (more than once i think?) uhhhhh we get roger flashbacks and hear the yonkous bounties....thats abt all i really know. so im hype to find out what else has gone on....

im gonna start around 927, i defs read this but i want a refresher

wow its amazing how sanji can oscillate so fast from being unbearable and annoying to like one of my favs

i loveeee the panels where those dudes start trashing sanjis soba stand and usopps like lol lets back up yall we KNOW sanjis boutta kick some righteous ass....YESSS

franky supplexing a guy....ily franky

toko!!! i forgot abt her!!! cute kid, whats her deal? iirc she works at the uhhh wherever komurasaki works and she almost gets murderized later

sanji and little kids is so cute ;_; more of that and less stuff of him being gross w/women

ok exposition....i do remember a lot of this

928, i feel like i remember this stuff so ill kinda blow thru it

oh yeah i remember luffy n the prison shennanigans....good times

and kidds here too, talkin abt how he lost his arm trying to fight shanks...lol dude

dude is really like oh i couldnt take down shanks, so ill aim for a different yonkou, im sure this will go much better a second time (and down an arm)

omfg i forgot abt this dude who apparently sold his FAMILY to get money for komurasaki....

i think we’re supposed to feel bad for this dude and think komurasaki is cruel or w/e but man honestly i just respect the hustle. girl knows whats up

HVBJSDKFBDS I FORGOT THE HILARIOUS LINE WHERE SHES LIKE ‘I HATE POOR PEOPLE <3′ IM....its literally like a weird twitter shitpost lmaooo

they cut immediately from komurasaki to tama asking momo if he has a sister....LMAO SUBTLE......

i dont even remember if that twist was spoiled for me, but either way it was my like immediate thought upon komurasakis intro lmao

ok 929!

omg kanjuro selling some-drawn fish lol

OUGHHH CARROT AND THE OTHER MINKS....i miss carrot sm i hope she shows up more :( i really wish she would join the crew....

lmao that guy calling zoro a pretty boy and saying girls are probably all over him....zoros like uh ew no im gay

OOOH PLOT SHITTTTT....caesar and doflamingo name drops...

VEGAPUNK HM [eyes emojiey]

orochis defs gonna get fucked up at some point. his design reminds me of wapol and other like corrupt king archetypes

oguhfdbsjkgjdfbh laws head basket i forgot abt that. also i love when people call him traffy thats weirdly cute

oh right the other supernovas who became kaidous bitches are here to fight...i recall that fight somewhat

920 time!

oh yeah the weird place where all the poor starving people laugh constantly...inch resting

OHH YEAH BIG MOM!!! man i definitely read a lot further than this lmao. w/e i was SO fucking hype when she showed up, imo the whole amnesia thing is pretty lame. we’ll see where it goes tho

the art here is just so good oh man. the panel of big moms ship charging up the waterfall while she laughs? fantastic

EPIC arrival. i hope big mom gets to do cool stuff even despite the impending amnesia

i ALSO hope her kids get to do cool shit too. im still holding out for a zoro vs amande battle (if shes even there? i dont see her, but thatd be such a waste)...and smoothie vs robin....

and she wants zeus back....NAMI FIGHT??? PLEASE???

oh its bdsm dinosaur guy....hmm never thought id type that

LMAOOOO law is like Dont You Dare Fucking Snitch On Us and usopp is like uh luffy pls come pick me up this guy is too hardcore

FINAL BATTLE thats so dramatic law please

sanji saying he’ll protect usopp omfg

oooh theyre destorying all the soba shops....here comes sanji to bring the PAIN

OMFG THE RAID SUIT i forgot he busts that out....hilariously quickly all things considered

931! ok but first my obligatory thots on how sad i am abt how the women of op look nowadays lmao revisiting old one piece just makes it all the more obvious how ridiculous its gotten....like nami and robin dont even look human, its insane, and the sameface has gotten so bad...idk i miss when op women used to look normal and could just exist without being Sexy Women bc that was a thing at the beginning and i really loved that...now its just like wow all titty no waist legs are 100x longer than normal....not to mention the writing for women in op has gone way downhill...ugh. ANYWAYS onward

ofc as soon as i say that theres a rlly cute and p normal looking cover w/nami...i love her sm shes my fav character thats part of the reason this bothers me so much lol

i miss her short hair tho...the long hair is pretty and i like her different hairstyles but i defs prefer the short spunky look. i wish she wouldve gotten a cool bellmere-esque haircut after the timeskip at least

ok im p sure i didnt read this...? i dont remember hgbvhjaksdfk

GERMA THEME SONG HBVJSDUIFJBSF are you telling me that the raid suit activation process involves a THEME SONG....please i need to hear this. thats so fuckign funny

‘GERMAAAAAAAAAAA’ [sanji doing an unironic magical girl transformation] IT CANT BE OVERSTATED HOW HILARIOUS AND AMAZING THIS IS LMAOOOOOO

i think we saw this w/his siblings during whole cake but i forget lmao

of course franky and usopp are like OOOH FUCK YEAH

HHBDSJKFJSB the implications of law knowing Exactly who that is....like i really need to see an omake of a campy power rangers/sentai/whatever-esque show/comic with all these germa personas omfgggggggg

and law having read the comics is SO funny

also. sanjis hair is SO unfortunate lmaooo

O SOBA MASK HBVHSJDKUFJBDSK

germa was the bad guy group in the comics....good lmao

law was defs a fan he knows ALL the lore LMAOOO

A BABY SANJI....and then sanji being weird. skip!

ironic hows theyre like oh shit gotta challenge this dude so he doesnt destroy the town and their fight is gonna level the place anyways lmao

oh i did read this i think cause i remember all those ninja busting robin for sneaking around

which ok theyre ninja but robin could grow eyes for surveillance so it doesnt make much sense that shed be caught so easily...alas

THAT GUYS HEAD HBVHJFKD LMAO

oh yeah then big mom washes up w/amnesia lmao. i hope that plotline doesnt suck, i dont have too much hope...normally i really like amnesia plotlines and honestly i think itd be cool to explore w/like one of the strawhats but in this case it just seems kinda like a lazy way to take big mom out of the game :/ my prediction is she’ll get her memory back at a certain time thats convenient to the plot, just in time for like an all out war w/kaidou and the straw hats and the yakuza maybe? we shall see (possibly)

ok its past 6 am so its bedtime. more later!

#LJ reads one piece #thats my tag now!#one piece #my posts #liveblog

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tenseiga · 7 years

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whole bunch of sesshiro headcanons

@dheerse‘s beautiful oc whom i love

1. Who's the one who's reckless and always getting into trouble while the other gotta pull em out

i wanna say sessh gets into trouble more than hiro but he can also get himself out of trouble. hiro just kinda shakes his head

2. Who's the one to send the other "I love my gf/bf" memes

it’s hiro. absolutely

3. Who's the one who listens to a music genre the other doesn't like and how does the other react

hiro’s really easygoing and likes most music. maybe sessh is more picky when it comes to what he likes but like. hes fine with it, he wont tell hiro to turn it off. (unless it’s musical showtunes and hiro is singing along)

4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competitive to show the other more love

they dont do that. hiro is maybe more outwardly affectionate but they,.. dont do this.. it seems extra

5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them

do demons get gay married? i feel like marriage isnt a thing sessh cares about

6. What was their wedding like

a small, quiet ceremony. rin is absolutely exstatic, films the whole thing if it’s a modern au. she makes sure there’s flowers everywhere.

7. Is their friends/family supportive

yes. well. sessh’s mom is an asshole and thinks sessh deserves better than one of her guards, but sessh never talks to his mom anyway so it’s fine? all of sessh and hiro’s friends love and support them; if they didn’t they would just cut them out of their lives

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying

hmmmmm this one is hard. when hiro’s having a hard time he likes physical contact. he likes sessh to be Close to him. when sess is having a bad time he isnt as touchy, he likes reassurance that hiro is There and wiling to listen to whatever he has to say, even if he’s not likely to say anything. he also likes if hiro fills the silence with talking. he doesnt really care when hiro’s talking about, he just likes listening. it keeps his mind off of things that bother him.

9. Which one dissociates

both lmao

10. Which one stares at the other's booty like "damn" and how does the other react when catching them

i mean both but hiro catching sessh looking at him is very Amusing for me to think abt. sessh is zoning out and staring at a butt and hiro turns n laffs a bit then keeps indulgng sessh.

11. When they live together what kinda place do they live in? What does their home look like?

the forest. alternatively, in a modern au they share a sunny basement flat with a dog and rin

12. What do their dates look like

adorable,, cute, the best, a dinner date in a weird german restaurant where there’s fake trees in the room. they’re usually very casual and the first couple of times they go out together it’s hard to tell if it was a date or just a very intense Hang Out

13. How does each act when getting drunk

hiro’s an affectionate cuddly drunk. sessh kind of sits there? he’s having a fun time he’s just Quiet. i mean he’s always quiet but u know. if he’s really feeling comfortable then he lets loose but he’s never like. wild. he wouldnt dance on tables or sing karaoke or anything. that’s more of a hiro thing to do

14. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give kiss them

this is,, adorable. sesshoumaru

15. Have they saved each other's lives before

oh probably. i mean if not in the Physical saving from Danger sense then at least like. being there emotionally for the other has made them both Better Off because of it. also if it’s the canon verse then they’re Always getting into trouble and have probably had to fight things n shit so. yeah

16. Does one have an interest the other think is weird but wants to listen to it regardless

hiro loves astronomy and babbles on about stars. sessh loves it

17. Which one uses cropped hentai as reaction images

if sessh feels like he Absolutely Needs to, but wont go out of his way to do it

18. Does one of them kinkshame the other

not really? they’re on the same page w kinks and arent into anything too weird

19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them

i mean sessh gets a lil dysphoric sometimes. hiro is good though he either distracts sessh or tells him he wont look this way forever. sessh appreciates.

20. Say they were cuddling on the bed while listening to record player playing the background. Which song is playing?

god i dont know...... i dont have a good taste in music dont trust me. something easy to listen to, and it’s really quiet. nothing pop. maybe an orchestral piece from a soundtrack?

21. What is their song? Like the song that gives them overwhelming feelings?

uhhhhh. see the above

22. What song do they listen to while going on a joyride

probably something out of the shrek soundrack

23. What kinda joyrides do they go on? Relaxing ones or wild ones?

relaxing mostly? but i dont really see them as having a car for the most part

24. Where would they vacation for a honeymoon

a different part of the forest. maybe the beach. their daughter loves the beach and sessh really likes listening to the waves. good times

25. Do people ever get annoyed of their pda

what pda

26. Would they live in the city or the country

in the modern au? city. in canon verse there are no cities

27. Which ones the red which ones the blue

neither. sessh is off-white and hiro is kinda dark green

28. Are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope

hiro’s got the good ol’ bpd (gotta project somehow.. lmao) n sessh is depressed. idk if autism counts as mental illness? i dont think so? but w/ever thats here now too. it’s hard for me to describe how they help but they do

29. Does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there

sesshoumaru. neck

30. Do they dance together

i wanna say yes but only when theyre V Drunk and hiro does not dance well

31. Do they sing together

nope, sessh will let hiro embarrass himself, but he’ll play no part in it

32. Which one is better at cooking than the other and makes most the dinners

sesshoumaru cannot cook

34. Are they a reckless couple or safe

not sure what this means but they use seatbelts??

35. What be they kinks and do they try each other's kinks

uhhh hiro likes orgasm denial, sessh likes teasing him.

36. What would their valentines gifts be to each other

they dont really do valentines day but sometimes sessh would surprise hiro or vice versa with a nice dinner out

37. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up?

not really, if they do they’re very Little fights that only last like ten minutes. they barely even need to make up bc it was such a little disagreement.

38. Which ones top, bottom, verse

yes. both. both is good

39. What kinda sex they be having (gentle rough whatever)

sometimes they gotta fuck outside against some trees. their first time starts as uhh the most gentle thing that’s ever existed, but then sessh gets impatient and things get Rougher and hiro was Not Expecting that & he’s pleasantly surprised. they have a Lot of diffrent kinds of sex? it’s not fair to say they’d only fuck in one particular way

40. Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them

drunk hiro would fight to defend sessh’s honour. sober sessh would want to stab someone if they insulted hiro. sessh can brush off insults but hiro sometimes takes things personally and they stick with him for a while & bring him down so sessh doesnt want that to happen

41. Which one has a favorite movie that they have the other watch with them again and again

idk brokeback mountain?

42. How would one react if the other was to die

why would u do this to me, just asking. hiro would start crying and Wouldnt stop. like ever. and im copy & pasting my response from the sessnara ask sesshoumaru would freeze and go very quiet. he would be panicking but he would also be mourning already. like. steeling himself for what is to come. doesnt talk to anyone for days and barely sleeps

43. Who dies first

hi uhh. why would u make me think of this. hiro

44. Do they want kids

they’ve already got a daughter and a kind of son? is kohaku their son? we dont know

45. How would they spend their last moments together

..im assuming this is like. a “they’re about to die” context. they dont need to say anyhting, they understand each other. they’re holding hands or hugging but not kissing. hiro needs to be able to see sessh’s face and he needs to know sessh knows how much he loves him. sessh is trying to memorize everything about hiro so that when he’s reincarnated/in the afterlife he’ll be able to find hiro again

#sesshiro

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isaacathom · 6 years

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ok heres my eurovision liveblog thoughts i guess

i love slovenias look but im not a.... trap fan?? is that the genre? not a fan of that. also not a flashing light thank, thank you.

‘the need for everyone to fall in love’ the need??????? sfuck off

uhhhhhh...... oh thats cute. oh those lil videos are cute. and i appreciate them. i wish she’d say the /O/ in old because she clearly can but it just sounds like ‘ahld’ or smth.

what wa the point of the australian presenter to spoil the fact her husband showed up on stage like that wouldve been sweet if i hadnt KNOWN it.

‘electronic groups’ oh god AGAIN? oh thank god. oh this is nice.

‘really gets under your skin’ wow these presenters suck. thats very much the wrong metaphor. like that literally means the opposite of what you WANTED it to mean. shit. fuck.

these presenters honestly are just kinda ass. also ‘songwriters are saying it doesnt make sense’ ??? are they stupid. its. its not exactly abstract expressionism?????? what the fuck are they talking about. also what was hthat camera cut with a bald man just side eyed the camera like hes ready to kill. my god. what a legend. but was thatcomment.a joke? wild. oh it was a joke. ok. yea no im not feeling their humour. also why do they keep cutting out.

oh im really liking portugals. like it just feels nice. its sorta cozy.

‘thats one way to put it’??????? was that a gay joke?????? what the fuck was that. what was that?????? like, she said ‘listening to music for 73 hours straight’ and she went ‘straight? thats one way to put it’ IS IT A GAY JOKE???? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. im so confused. i dont understand. pls. why.

ooh its time for the invader, im Ready???? i think im ready. im sorta not but i sorta am. no choice, i cant pause. im liking this song though. ok cool im getting second hand anxiety about knowing an invader is coming. im not ready. i have no choice but OH BOY!!!! oh boy!!....... ok she handled that fairly well, but the fact her vocals kept going does look weird (tho its just clearly a backing vocal track to help boost it or to allow her to hold long notes, so im not fussed)

i like this song tho, i sorta wish she’d taken the reperform . ooOOOOH ‘absolute cockhead’ same. i like that they decided to cut to an interview to allow for the backstage crew and security to figure out what the Fuck just happened. like its obvious it was an unplanned interview but i think that was a good way to do it. a+

oh fuck thats ethereal. wooooahhhhhhhhhHHH. oh bitch. oh my god. i love this. oh i REALLY like this one. gave me chills. also, ‘crazy colonel sanders’ what, the flutist? yall are uncreative fuckers. he looks nothing like colonel sanders, in ANY way. like he just loosk like your reclusive grandfather. or like uhhhh montgomery montgomery from the asoue movie (i forget the actor sorry i know hes big)

oh this song hurts and it really shouldnt. ow. fuck. im meant to be doing my essay and im crying on the couch bitch Fuck. listen dude songs about close family dying hurt me so bad. HES CRYING TOO!!!!! bitch. ow. god no wonder he came 4th, that shit fucking Hurt me. oh my god. my throat hurts. god dammit germany! no!!!! bad!!!!! i came for fun. im slain.

im a fan of this albanian song too. it feels sorta like im listening to uhhhhh...... one of chelseas french musicals, actually. specifically robin du bois. i think its the instrumentation. big fan. oh my god i Love him.

why is their outfits being designed by gautier matter. wow those are square shoulders. i wish he hadnt. looks like something a Sith Lord would wear. the shoulders are better in context of the whole outfit. just..... not on a close up, i dont think. uh lovely song btw. oh the converse do not work with that outfit. why is she wearing sneaker esque shoes. what the hell was that.

he did a backflip?? in rehea- woah. hold on. black bars????? they havent been there the whole time, have they?? this looks like an aesthetic choice???? im confused. oh no did he have to dance like that. was that to fill in for the backflip they had to cut because he hurt himself. :| did they just dab. this is disgusting. i mean the song is nice but Why tho. czech hipster man, why must you hurt me. also i love how ‘whats up eurovision’ worked perfectly with the beat. v nice.

i heard viktor krum, what did he do. what does he have to do with this. why the fuck did they mention viktor krum, that actor is bulgarian and this is denmark???? i cant rewind. did i miss a joke. also ooh this is a fun viking beat.

WHAT HE FUCK DOES VIKTOR KRUM HAVE TO DO WITH IT. these commentators absolutely suck. i literally dont understand. they look NOTHING like durmstrang??? yall fuckers seen the movie?

also wow this is the much hyped australian act................. hmm. yea no we deserved 20th place. this isnt great. it also doesnt feel like shes hitting certain notes? but im tone deaf so i cant judge. this really isnt great. like ‘oh were a win chance’ yall blind from patriotism. i prefer most of the others. this isnt great. (i mean i dont wanna be that downer asshole but i Mean......... this is a competition and we got what we deserved here) oh god no that didnt work. nnn nah.

also STOP THE FUCKING FLASHING LIGHTS you fucking assholes. oh my god. im just /begging/. oh my god shut the fuck up commentators. these commentators honestly fucking suck. i hate them.

the commentators dabbed. Why. WHY. whats wrong with yall. fuck me.

also im still bewildered by the ‘straight? one way to put it’ joke like genuinely what was it. if the prior performance had been one of the gayer ones that i know are coming up, then maybe itd make sense. this is bewildering. heyyy its the ncis lady. i like her.

im waiting to finally hear israels unbutchered song ver (the ‘vote for israel’ ad presumably fucked it).

fuck i need food and i cant pause. god, is every song a favourite, yeesh. small aside - im sick of bands with a Single female. cowards. i mean this band is fairly diverse and i appreciate that! thats very nice!!! its not a specific knock. just like.... come on........... where the girls in the big bands at.

X RATED WIGGLES???????? are you all fucking mad. good lord this shit is absurd. oh this feels like a gameshow set. i like this. oh i like this. this is an aesthetic. i love the illusion stuff. im a Big fan. i dont think id call any of this x rated... m, certainly. wouldnt ban most of this from tv, you feel me. i thought that was quite fun. can you stop talking over the actual presenters please, you australian cockheads. im really hungry.

ooh i like this. edm, right??? i kinda dig it. like its hit or miss for the genre but i like this.

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE BLACK BARS. fuckers. it was stylistic, right? i appreciate it.

oh. screamo? fantastic. just what i want! :) precisely my genre :) big fan of screaming :) OOH this opening beats though, ooooohhh fuck yea. lets hear it boys. oh, les screaming, more yelling. no im mostly okay with that. its in hungarian but thats aight. im sure the nordic countries appreciate this hard rock representation. also, flashing lights!!! stop! oh im not a fan of the backup singers there. thats a shame.

‘unique song’ thematically??? yall fucking crazy weve covered both bullying and metoo in two previous songs. ya dunce.

ok lets hear it. OH her vocals are gorgeous. also by ‘referencing jpop’ are you talking about the outfit??? im mixed on it because idk shit about ~culture~ but it is cute, i suppose. i dunno anything about jpop either.

but wow that ad really did not represent this song well. dumbass.

huh. country. weird. i mean this is nice, sure, but its not my thing.

HEYYY IRELAND!!! helloooo. this is nice. just nice and sweet. like that was just nice.

ooh cyprus. oh my fucking god STOP SAYING FAVOURITE you absolute fucking balloons. ‘how does she get the outfit on’ you can see the zip and its obviously a full body suit, ding dong. dumb man. im liking this though. big fan.

oh final song, thank god, i can almost go get FOOD!!! im hungry.

was that a russian overlay. interesting?? i also feel like some of these overlays definitely arent italian. are they singing italian tho? are the overlays just thematic w/ some subtitle esque ones? its nice though. like, the message is definitely in a good close and i love it on that level..... on a uh...... Song level? not really.

well that was neat.... im getting food. oh jeez the commentators almost spoke over each other yeesh.

why do they keep saying fucking viktor krum. im so fucking mad about that. its so fucking stupid. like thats. thats not. thats not remotely close??? you dumbass.

not an exhaustive list, but i like norway, portugal, UK, germany (brings me to fucking tears), albania, france (STOP GOING ON ABOUT GAUTIER), finland, bulgaria, moldova, sweden, israel, cyprus. theyre nice. germany fucked me up the most so i think im legally required to say i wish germany had won.

‘heres sandra bullock and jennifer lawrence’ shut the actual fuck up.

anyway im leaving. that was fun.

#eurovision 2018 stuff #long post #i couldnt leave my seat for 2 fucking hours because my pause button is broke. gg.

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