#and that can make them lame

[matt-murdick]

I’m sorry to say it babes but tvd Elijah was the best. he was sexy, he was scary, and he was mysterious. sir was serving every episode.

#the originals were interesting and the show was good #but when you make a powerful and mysterious immortal baddie the main character #you have to make them less scary and mysterious #and that can make them lame #the original family were scarier when they were like old gods who showed up with a vengeance #now they’re the Kardashians #also having the scoping gang beat them was defo a blow #elijah mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #niklaus mikaelson #but yeah when Elijah showed up and he was gentlemanly and he let people get nervous and indulged them by playing along #he always came across like he was listening to a child #amused and indulging and patronising #idk but it was good #Elijah was more scary than klaus #it always happens in shows and as much as I love the character development I still hate it #they have to make the villains bigger #and interesting side characters have to get developed #the mikaelsons #tvd #tvdu #the originals #to #the vampire diaries

[devilfruitdyke]

we need to destroy the idea that girls should wear makeup. normalize bare faces on prom queens and flower girls and cheerleaders. no products at all instead of '7 product simple makeup routine.' no more 10 step skincare and regular facials and dermablading and gua sha just to be comfortable with yr natural face. i want to see eye bags on the funny librarian and acne on the swim coach and wrinkles on all our adult role models. i want to see a 16 year old girl that has never tried putting on eyeshadow. i want to see a 7 year old girl who doesn't have to go out and buy powder for her dance recital. i want to see trans women and girls everywhere to never have to wear makeup, regardless of how well they 'pass.' no more 'contouring to look masc' either. a post-beauty industry world is possible

reblogs are on but if you bring up the stage makeup point that i have addressed three times yr blocked on sight ☹️

#this is me warding myself against the b arbie m ovie shitstorm. </3 #too many teenage girls have had 'bimbo feminist' thrust upon them by the attention economy + consumer-feminist culture #its ok to just be fucking lame. like you can still be fem/me and stuff while doing it #there is a world where you can feel comfortable in yrself even if you arent Aesthetic #the makeup industry is trying to hinder this tho #plus i saw that post thats like. 'the reason we see a lot of casual pseudo-gender-essentialist and choice feminism rhetoric... #... is because we have fewer posts now that have basic feminist messages' #that resonated so i am the change i want to see in the world #i wanna try and make a r iot g rrrl masterpost for anyone getting into that side of things later so lmk if you want to see it

[pollyanna-nana]

My most controversial Dungeon Meshi opinion is that Laios would hate Omegaverse actually. He’d think it’s boring and scientifically inaccurate (the worst things it could be to him).

#polly speaks #omegaverse tw #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #Laios touden #I know I’m like throwing a grenade with this but idc I’m speaking my truth #he’d be like um actually none of this is real wolf behavior. also if you’re gonna make people act like animals make them look like them too #otherwise what’s the point #am I projecting on laios again? probably #but idc im right #all I can say is that REAL monsterfuckers tend to think omegaverse is lame as hell

[imaybe5tupid]

Falin in the Isle of Wa

ft Benichidori and Hien 👯‍♀️

Part 1 of my postcanon dyke drama cinematic universe

Part 2

#the monster at the end is an umi-nyobo #and the first monster is a lame generically drawn tsuchigomo with a human head just so it could make a funny face. to me #my hc is hien and benichidori have a situationship #and benichidori has had really strong feelings for a long time but wont just ask to be exclusive bc shes scared to shake the boat #also falin and marcille made an agreement that each of them can hook up with other people #reposting to fix my incorrect order of images on the first try 🙈 #falin touden #benichidori #hien #benihien #inutade #maizuru #toshiro nakamoto #I think often of the fact that Toshiro never introduced Falin to his entourage of Beautiful Women in canon. #Maybe she would have said yes if he had 😂 #dungeon meshi spoilers #my comics

[jordblod]

!! crucial !! piece of hilson lore confirmed - they're fucking LOSERS honestly? so affirming to me. this isn't news i know but to get this explicit piece of interaction about being a lonely child and now being weird adults who don't know how to make friends or have "normal" conversations or connections like this is the shit i eat for breakfast, especially accompanied with the complete and utter sense of surrender to this fact that wilson displays. there's absolutely no reason whatsoever for him to defend himself or act as if what house is saying isn't true bc it is and they both know it and knows the other knows it even if they've never actually talked about this once which is very likely but they know cause they're the same and they only have each other and and and

#they're so lame #hilson #hatecrimes md #to be clear i do think they had pretty different childhoods in many ways #but very early on feeling alone and different and/or misunderstood is the common thread running through both of their experiences #they almost definitely handled it very differently but just ended up on the same miserable bastard boat in the end #and no one can save them except each other. but they're actually unsaveable. and the only way for that to be okay is through each other #blahdi blahdi blah they're doomed either way but they need each other to cope blahdiblah fucked up losers solidarity #they're the worst<333 they would've bullied each other if they knew each other as kids. in fact the bully each other now aghjdfkdsfs #also honestly. wilsons response to house reading him to shreds being to play along and make a dry joke?? very cunty. love him to bits #house md #james wilson #gregory house #hmd #mypost

[skipblebee]

And I love you love you love you, no it's not so hard to tell And I love you love you love you, is it obvious to everyone else?

Petrigrof fluff for the soul because I NEED it before the finale

#I love that part in adventure time where Simon goes with Betty on her trip and they get married and live happily ever after #I LOVE THIS SONG 👹👹👹 ITS SO CUTE #I HAVE SOOO MANY FEELINGS RN #I NEED A FULL VERSION PLEAZEEEE PELAZE IM BEGGING YOUUU #If simon sings this song to golbetty I will actually fall on the floor and cry #When simon said that this was their song I started BAWLING bro omg #FALLS ON TO THE FLOOR DRAMATICALLY WHY CANT THEY BE HAPPY #THEY CAN MAKE IT GUYS I BELIEVE IN THEM (delusion) #GOSHHHH I DONT WANT TO WATCH THE FINALE 😭😭😭 #Skipsart #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #CRIES FOREVER #That scene where they hold hands I'm GONEEEEE I'm LEAVING it's so cute it's so them I'm going to cry #Look at these lame nerds in love I care about them so so much

[filmnoirsbian]

The thing w the silly "no one does anything on this site" poll post that makes it so funny is that people TALK on here like they do things and then just...don't. And it's fine to not do things! But when someone who has never had sex talks about being a slut or someone who does not interact with their local lgbt community in real life calls themselves a "queer elder" it's just funny to me idk. Not just the "no one does anything" site but the role playing site. But instead of pretending to be a kickass centaur you're pretending to have an offline social life.

#tcp #making this unrebloggable bc the role players would get too upset even though once again: it's fine if u don't want to do these things #I'm never going to advocate doing drugs or drinking as a hobby lol it can fuck your life up not to sound lame but like as someone who's #actually been there done that. it can. and doing those things doesn't automatically give you a personality. BUT #it is weird to me how often people on here will talk abt being slutty but they don't like casual sex. or try to speak on lgbt community #issues but don't partake in the actual community (which does in fact mandate offline community action). and it's like ok so if u want #to do those things...go do them. yk? maybe it's just bc i didn't start being very online until i was already an adult and had done #these things but i simply don't get it

[dykedvonte]

A Defense of Benny Gecko

Benny is more of a capable leader and person than people give him credit for.

Seeing as no one challenged his position as head Chairmen for 7 years and even then he only loses the position if he’s caught, killed or forced to leave. Yes, it’s also likely House wouldn’t have allowed him to be killed but he sure as hell would of found a way to remove him if he was causing too much unrest within The Tops power structure. Even Swank and Tommy don’t outright dislike him and more so are concerned with his recent secretive and shady behavior, emphasis on recent.

Taking all we know into consideration, Benny likely knew the future direction that he wanted to take Vegas but was so caught up in the plans to acquire Vegas that he didn’t think of how to make his dream a reality. Something he admits to in canon. I see this being used as the main argument that Benny doesn’t know what he’s doing at all but I see it more in the same vein as you can’t really plan something from nothing. The transformation of Vegas is a sensitive thing that he can’t really work on until he has it. The only reason he ran to the Fort prematurely is the Courier who was causing so much of a stir he would’ve likely been found out much faster, making all that planning for nothing if he didn’t take that chance.

Benny is careful (well a lot more careful than he is regularly depicted in fanon), the Courier being able to trace him was dumb luck on their part and his hair being noticed at the Fort is a realistically small oversight that even Caesar is disappointed in because he admits Benny got farther than he should’ve been allowed by his legionaries. The fact he can plan an ambush on the Courier or tries to quickly and concisely clean up lose ends that don’t lead back to him shows he’s not just acting on impulses or in the moment decisions. Or rather he’s quite good at thinking them out, whether they work depends on how you play really. This is all to say it’s 100% believable that Benny could lead an independent Vegas (house was basically setting him up to do that). If he had known explicitly that House was setting him up to replace him, he likely would’ve bought more time by getting in closer, learning more of the system to then flip House’s edge to his favor. Again something he was doing already but likely without the knowledge of House’s feelings on him personally.

No matter what, Vegas’ future was tied to Benny; House’s plans for him, having to get the chip and if he had somehow succeeded. It’s also interesting that of all the people vying for control of the dam/Vegas, Benny’s plans are the only ones actually oriented towards a new future, not a recreation of something long past.

#something something despite going against you Benny has the most in common with an independent player #he’s just like an asshole and also knows when he’s no longer in the driver seat so he leaves it to you #cause despite all his lame traits Benny got supper far in his plan and likely could’ve done it if the courier never got involved #if he didn’t have the need to run to the fort he would’ve waited to learn what the chip did and then made a more direct plan but when a big #clue to what he’s been up to cough the courier cough came he had to throw caution to the wind #this is sorta related to why house chose Benny and his plans for Benny cause likely the rest of house plans were gonna be #about getting Benny to adopt his ideals and views on Vegas before testing whether Benny could run it like him #and would’ve likely been proud of all the planning Benny did for Yes Man if it wasn’t for it being against him #all I can imagine is like Benny being more disappointed than anything with how house decided to run things and he holds nothing personal #towards house this is a necessity as house will never give up control kinda like bingo but I feel like Benny at least respected Bingo #something something bingo could’ve been a father figure making killing him more of a reason Benny would go against house cause he murders #a potential parental figure thinking it’s what he has to do for the betterment of his tribe only to feel like he led them to stagnation and #a longing for days gone by cause the guy who filled ur head with glittery promises ain’t sparkling no more #and makes the resistance to a parental house make more sense #fallout #fallout new vegas #benny gecko #benny fnv

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

#hs #davejade #like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot #“its boring” well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing #and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key #i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong #but i like davejade for different reasons #in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her #bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot #ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do #and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares #i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand like…hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic #of care and interest towards each other #hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN #they are Equals #jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol #they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen #remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that #dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity #since space and time are fundamentally related #sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night #ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS #jade’s dead shuffle dress and dave’s four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients #i should draw them together in that mspa style #maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship #well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

2 major factions in chaldea: the 14 yr old heroic spirits who think adults crushing on the mc is creepy vs the 18+ heroic spirits who think the bbys crushing on the mc is creepy. theres a third who thought they were there to save humanity but no one listens to them

more legitimately this is probably so making kintoki step in even if you play as the male mc makes sense but it does make it weird if you think about the fact ritsuka's been there for ~7 years and is still underage. were they hired at age 11.

#but for real can we at least let them be an adult now. just have them not like alcohol it isnt hard #it also makes all the adult heros who flirt w them creepy if they ARE a minor tbh #but its so lame. can we get middle aged ritsuka already #my post #fgo #intoki is so sweet tho. hed probabaly step in even if you were an adult guy who needed help. hes like that

[5-minute-murders]

Its so rare for scary to interact with other girls because she has too much chemistry with every one she meets and if she spent too much time around them the podcast would have to switch tracks to become a romcom immediately

#specifically thinking about that scene with margarita when they were making pepperoni tony watch anime with them #and she and scary get into a little spat and she tells scary her (rita's) parents must be splitting because they saw scary #and if such an ugly girl exists in this world then it must not be a world worth living in #and i was just sitting there like.. ok now when are they gonna kiss #atm obviously very unlikely for them to ever be on good terms but. i can dream #oh also at prom margarita is convinced that the lame kids prom must not be so lame after all because scary is there #another gay scary moment was when erica was interviewing kids about tonys death and scary compliments her earrings out of nowhere #dndads

[ourhouseishaunted]

people acting as if laios can Do No Wrong and infantilizing him because he is autistic are annoying as hell. especially because laios belongs to my favorite genre of character: "person who desperately wants friends and deep relationships because they're lonely, and while part of their problems stem from people not wanting to understand them and refusing to meet them where they are, they also genuinely come across in a way where you Completely Understand why others can get turned off from them"

#.txt #dungeon meshi #laios #like. okay. i think its a very autistic experience to Want People In Your Life So Badly but because you act differently and have a hard time #with social cues you dont get that easy friendship and it sucks and youre lonely as hell #<- source: im autistic #but ALSO. i think some people forget that missing social cues genuinely makes you rude. even if you dont mean it #intent goes a long way but sometimes the autistic experience is realizing that Unfortunately You May Have Been A Dick #or that being intense or overbearing or disregarding boundries you dont know are there Drives People Away #like idk i think wanting people to look deeper and see whats worthwhile about you while also realizing youve unintentionally #driven people away #and that you can be misunderstood AND need to improve how you treat people #is an interesting story (growing as a person while also understanding that you were worthwhile the whole time even if others didnt see it) #on TOP of being a. idk more true to life autism expereince at least for me #and characters who have these kinds of arcs are really fascinating to me and i think theres a lot of nuance to them #and idk it sucks when people try to act as if lack of malicious intent suddenly means everyone who doesnt love you unconditionally is wrong #to be clear sometimes its not the Neurodivergentisms that drive ppl away sometimes its smth else #but idk i find more nuanced approaches to characters like this feel much more engaging to me and its lame when it seems like ppl go out #of their way to remove nuance from characters :/

[dedenneblogs]

(heartbreak high) that one babysitting format meme

but my fun lil spin on it

#heartbreak high #fyp #netflix #netflix heartbreak high #ok ill explain #quinni is the best out of all of them #makes schedules and everything; takes job very serious #amerie is an older sibling she's been babysitting for free #malakai probably is like “this is the next generation-- we have to raise them right” #ant kind of just lets the kids play fortnite with him #missy is rlly popular with the kids she babysits. the parents not so much #cash is scared of the kids. is genuinely afraid they'll shatter like a vase if he drops them from too high #jojo is the definition of wine aunt #harper gives older brother core energy but sister if that makes sense #also is shown to radiate big sis energy #dusty probably tries to act cool but probably just comes off lame #darren doesnt like kids. plain and simple #woodsy gives off strict elderly babysitter energy IM SORRY #sasha is just rlly lame. probably makes kids go to bed rlly early so she can just goof off so comes off as mean #fuck chook #spider is self explanatory #cash's nan may seem jarring but im not sure she seems like the type to secretly be a bad influence

[funishment-time]

on one hand i think SPIKE CHUNSOFT CO LTD is a big Weenie Hut Jr Full Of Cowards for not giving the v3 crew time to create the Kaede dating sim mode. on the other i don't even want to know how they would have handled Kaede and Kork

#danganronpa #kaede akamatsu #korekiyo shinguji #this actually isn't anything against Korekiyo #because he's an Interesting Character even if i'm not sure how i Feel about him #but there'd be no winning with his stuff #i bet either it's suggested he's going to murder Kaede asap as in the FTs #or she Magically Cures him of sister-itis #which would be lame for both of them #danganronpa is dark and i can handle a lot of that #more so than many i think #but i don't know how i'd feel if one of the Nice AU Routes is “Kaede gets murdered by a serial killer eventually” #or “Kaede makes a damaged man all better” #this is not even considering the Love Hotel #yeesh #(thinking lots of Kork Thoughts since finishing ch 3 for the first time...strange strange character)

[liquidjapanesetit]

Does anyone else thinks this whole "every other version of donatello would be scared of rise donnie" is a little boring?

Yeah man 2012 donatello the dude who almost had to be physically restrained so he wouldnt murder someone and had a whole episode about fixing a problem caused by him stealing technology from a military base would be terrified of someone screaming evil laugh and talking about uranium sure

#tmnt #rottmnt #donatello #tmnt 2012 #idk when someone does that i get the feeling theyre dragging other iterations down to make rise look better and thats just untrue #theres just so many fun crossover concepts #like idk make rise donnie be impressed about how his counterparts achieving the same things as him while using literal trash #make him trying really hard to impress them that he comes out as lame and goofy #you can even make corny angst out of this #idk just do anything that isnt just 'omg hes soooo craaaazy and insane someone put this freak on a leash lol'

[fishyartist]

Danny phantom episode “Girls night out” deserves more hate. Like it’s the worst of season 3’s shift into more generic superhero cartoon plot lines imo, it’s gender politics are noxious. Something about the art is especially not working for me. ember and spectra should be trying to maul each other.

#danny phantom #also I’m sure u could make a jazz sam Maddie episode work with a real idea #and not just ‘they’re women and we’re making a Women episode’ #but I Don’t currently so I’m just kinda ignoring its existence #I have way more ideas for either sam not being there (so just jazz+Maddie) or Maddie being replaced with Valerie (so sam jazz and Valerie) #also the whole ‘we hate men just because our boyfriends suck ass’ thing is SO lame as a motivation #like u can smell the stench of cisallo men w/ 0 self reflection writing this shit man it REEKS #canon Johnny and Kitty need to break up (and also stay away from high schools but that’s two other epidodes-) #also ember+skulker squicks me the hell out #it’s not canon but skulker reads as like in his 40s to me and embers like in her late late teens/early 20s #OH AND ANOTHER THING #spectra’s ‘’i make men stop existing by blowing a kiss at them’’ power has NO connection to her manipulation+energy sapping it’s so lame