#and that's on the justice league is full of irresponsible idiots who would fight crime before they can even buy alcohol legally

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19 y/o green arrow: so uh guys- someone should probably get some alcohol if we're going to have a justice league party

18 y/o batman: that's a great idea!

20 y/o superman: yeah someone totally should!

everyone looking at diana:

diana who only has an id that says she was born in 1949: why are you all looking at me?

#and that's on the justice league is full of irresponsible idiots who would fight crime before they can even buy alcohol legally #i keep seeing all these 'haha teenage batman' posts and i raise you 'all of the justice league is under 30 and thinks everyone else is old #black canary joining the justice league at like 23 and she thinks she's the youngest but ends up being the oldest member after diana #(@ dc i see ur ollie is older than dinah agenda and i raise you dinah is older than oliver) #17 y/o barry allen is this 🤏 close calling dinah a cougar for getting with oliver #but he knows full well dinah will murder him for that #(how does barry become the flash in this au you ask? his neighbours have a methlab in their communal basement. next question) #this au is also so much funnier if they all think everyone is so much older than them #batman revealing his identity just leads to flash going 'youre 22? i thought you were like 40' #'WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT?' #'YOU HAVE THREE KIDS' #'SO..? #dc #dcu #dc comics #batman #green arrow #superman #wonder woman #justice league #the justice league #jla #dc incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #oliver queen #clark kent #diana prince #fave