#(how does barry become the flash in this au you ask? his neighbours have a methlab in their communal basement. next question)

[batarangsoundsdumb]

19 y/o green arrow: so uh guys- someone should probably get some alcohol if we're going to have a justice league party

18 y/o batman: that's a great idea!

20 y/o superman: yeah someone totally should!

everyone looking at diana:

diana who only has an id that says she was born in 1949: why are you all looking at me?

#and that's on the justice league is full of irresponsible idiots who would fight crime before they can even buy alcohol legally #i keep seeing all these 'haha teenage batman' posts and i raise you 'all of the justice league is under 30 and thinks everyone else is old #black canary joining the justice league at like 23 and she thinks she's the youngest but ends up being the oldest member after diana #(@ dc i see ur ollie is older than dinah agenda and i raise you dinah is older than oliver) #17 y/o barry allen is this 🤏 close calling dinah a cougar for getting with oliver #but he knows full well dinah will murder him for that #(how does barry become the flash in this au you ask? his neighbours have a methlab in their communal basement. next question) #this au is also so much funnier if they all think everyone is so much older than them #batman revealing his identity just leads to flash going 'youre 22? i thought you were like 40' #'WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT?' #'YOU HAVE THREE KIDS' #'SO..? #dc #dcu #dc comics #batman #green arrow #superman #wonder woman #justice league #the justice league #jla #dc incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #oliver queen #clark kent #diana prince #fave

[batarangsoundsdumb]

How does it feel to have written the FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN WITH MY HUMAN EYES?! "(how does barry become the flash in this au you ask? his neighbours have a methlab in their communal basement. next question)"

not like barry's real origin story isnt hilarious "science officer at local police station gets struck by lightning due to unsafe working conditions, is now psychically and metaphysically intertwined with a 'magical force' that has 'taken a liking to him'"

#love my guy barry allen so much #if only he wasnt a cop #but just a scientist with a conscience #but like ONLY for the law #when it comes to like unethical scientific practices thats just another thursday #barry allen #the flash #flashfam #ask #bataranswers