#and the water is nice and warm

[saint--claire]

Starting the new year in the bath, as is correct.

#bath time chat hours #StClaire speaks #much of the house is still covered in oil paint #fabric paint #or acrylic paint #but that’s okay #that’s for tomorrows me #right now #it’s dark and peaceful #and the water is nice and warm

[werewolfclaws]

And while you're at it / Keep the nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul 🍀

A little postcard for @laikascomet ! It's so utterly amazing watching Laika's Comet grow from sketches to a full blown comic that's already completed chapter 1!

#crow.png #laika's comet #marzipanne laika's comet #fanart #i literally daydream about this comic constantly #the coloring of the panels and the composition of everything is literally so gorgeous and pleasing to the eye #and it literally just. AGH! #it means so much to me artistically and as a queer person being represented in media #and having the story told by a queer person too #like... hearing mars being consistently referred to with their proper pronouns warms my heart #and its just so nice seeing their identities be protected and not watered down for other audiences and their palettes #mars and this song make me sooo... oh goodness #twirls and twirls #also not to mention the lines about the lighthouse v the night light #though i respect it a lot / id be fired if that were my job #just the idea of a smaller product looking up at its primitive father and the jobs it does #the impact it creates into the world versus the little night light #its just. to me thats laika and her dad or yue and laika's dad

[bjurnberg]

“There’s plenty of fish in the sea”

Well maybe I’m not a fish.

Maybe this entire world you live in where you find partners to love openly and freely and it’s normal and natural is an environment where I drown.

Maybe this thing you call love can take forms you’ve never considered. Forests. Tundras. Deserts. Mountains. Stars. Maybe I need a wider view than the swift beat of waves can afford. Maybe I need slower seasons to acclimate my emotions.

No, I don’t know what my love will look like. I’ve only ever been around fish. I don’t have the words to describe what I’m longing for. But it’s certainly not in the water.

#every time I talk about my sexuality I feel like a fish out of water #then I realized I don’t have gills #what does that make me? #I used a lot of labels trying to figure this out #asexual #demisexual #aromantic #demi rose #aspec #and all of them feel nice like a warm blanket #until it gets too tight and I have to stick my foot out #I know no label has to be 100% forever #nor should they be #but hell do I want a community that understands me #a place I don’t have to explain my differences constantly #I want a partner that’s like me #where will I find him? #cuz we ain’t fish #bjurnberg

[fisheito]

moms at the sports game.....

#olivine has one of those giant totes that carries EVERYTHING u could ever need and even stuff you'll probably never need #juice and water for the entire team. 6 first aid kids. an entire pharmacy. cute lil bandages with the animal mascots on em #falsified passports of another country (for the whole family). because you never know. #the bag is cavernous and weighs as much as a bus #olivine carries it around like it's nothing #kuya has this tiny purse . idk. the strap is made up entirely of those metal chain link puzzles that he likes as intimacy gifts #fidget toy purse for kuya when he's bored (frequently) :) #the only thing in his purse is matches. #absoLUTELy kuya is stomping around in high heels and his fuzzy little boots at sunrise #whoever put those puffballs on kuya's sash in his SR design is seriously Biggest Brain #because that means i can now put kuya in all sorts of obnoxious clothing with puffballs #those glittery santa boots with puffballs all over em? kuya. #faux fur poofy coats that would make anyone else look like a moldy marshmallow? kuya. #olivine is actually sensible (not a peacock) and wears some nice comfy warm clothing. very soft. very inviting #will he expose his gem for slutty purposes #despite the brisk weather and dropping temperatures? #always. #a toasty warm olimom with a supportive smile and a bag of snacks. #i want olivine to give me a juice box 🥺 #nu carnival kuya #nu carnival olivine

[miiints-repostiory]

💥💥 BAM 💥💥 **humanizes you inhuman narrator**

this damn comic took way too long and i STILL missed details but because theyre mine its fine. narry dosent need glasses anyway

oh and @peripalz 's narry is lightly silhouetted in the first panel's gala poster; very small cameo but i felt it was important to mention!!

im gonna ramble in the tags again!

#so the diffrence between him being touchable here and him being touchable before with calix's narrator is tempature/state his in #normally hes quite “warm”; so hes in the spooky ah ah ghosty form #BUT when he drinks or wants to be touched he gets colder #not cold enough to be solid tho #so its more like touching still water or oobleck #but HERE hes gone full solid so hes v cold and full touchable #like putting your hand on solid rock #that does unfortuantly mean he wouldnt be nice to cuddle #also he could theoretically go humanoid while in the gaseous state; its just more comfortable for him to not #the only reason why he does here is bc he wanted to match with stanny #parable gala #the parable gala #tsp #the stanley parable #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #tsp fanart

[keydekyie]

There is no gentler way to say it, for the truth is as simple as it is vital. It is said that as the sun grows reluctant, and the clouds gather together, and the cold closes in with the softness of a last breath, there is only one choice left. A choice we all must make, or it shall be made for us:

Rest or die.

#me @ myself when it's time for bed: rest or die bitch!!!! #sleepy snuggly times #this time of year I embody that onion article #Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months #the neat thing about hibernating Kanai is that they stay nice and warm #so if you bring enough food and water with you and you stay veeeery quiet #you can literally snuggle all winter long uninterrupted #grace makes art #tmatb #tmatb iii #gt #sfw gt

[peppermintmochafem]

making someone cry and drool and cum on themselves so you can tell them that you have to wash them off because you have to keep your toys clean (dragging them into a cold shower)

#nsft text #femme dom hours or whatever >:) #temperature play #Soo sorry I just hate the cold not good for me and I am coping heheh #Alternatively giving them a warm bath with very nice water if I am feeling loving ❤️ #Objectification

[dirtytransmasc]

Miles "Spider" Socorro Needs a Hug

Is already a tag you can filter by on ao3.

this boy has barely lived and breathed on the big screens a month, and this tag already exists for him, that has to say something.

#someone get him a warm blanket #a healthy parental figure #and nice soft pillow #like good gods that poor thing is suffering #spider socorro #miles socorro #miles spider socorro #I know he existed prior in the comics #but he literally just got his character tag on ao3 like 2 weeks ago #and he already has a “needs a hug” tag #that boy is fucked up in 8 different direction and I need someone to take care of that. #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water

[technologyvoid]

Baft :]

Warm

#void chatter #finally convinced myself to take my first bath all week. if not all month. man this is nice #warm water. bath bomb. camdle #what more could one need

[beannary]

crazy how much basic hygiene can completely make my day better

#bean babbles #i was feeling like SHIT #and then i took a shower and like normally i rush showers so i dont waste water #but i like took a nice warm shower and then i put on lotion which i dont normally do since im always trying to be as fast as possible #and i washed my hair #and i blow dried my hair #and like i just took my time and didnt worry about how much time i was taking #and i feel very nice and refreshed now #or i will once my body like regulates back to room temperature aslkdjfh #im so warm right now after blow drying my hair and im so uncomfy

[thepioden]

Made a pot of chili from a 2 lb. chunk of clearance bottom round roast and a gallon-bag of frozen tomatoes from a friend's mom's garden and y'all. It slaps.

#I WILL BE DOING THIS AGAIN #I chopped up the bottom round real small but it's pretty lean so I didn't need to drain the fat off like with ground beef #the tomatoes made. A lot of broth #also protip if you need to peel tomatoes for sauce/soup/salsa #freeze them hard then thaw them in warm water. Skins slide right off. Nice.

[tieflingbi]

merry chrimus to everyone who's celebrating!!! 💖💖💖 hope you all have as stress-free and nice a time as possible with tasty food, good people and maybe even a nice gift or two!!! 🎄✨🎄✨

#as for me i probably had the nicest christmas i ever had lol #it's just my partner and me today and we spent most of our afternoon at the local spa soaking in warm water and sitting in the sauna #then we came home and had a feast of salmon and assorted christmas foods and exchanged gifts and then took a nap haha #i called my mom earlier and i got off a call with my aunt and the rest of the family just now #and that's it for family interactions for this christmas for me which. is pretty nice actually #so yeah <3

[uas-art]

Remember those macaques that figured out how to use hot springs?

Link to fic this turned into

#lego monkie kid #lmk monkey king #lmk macaque #Liu Er Mihou #LMK #Sun Wu Kong #clip studio paint #Yeah they were Japanese macaques but I like to think all monkeys would enjoy a nice warm hot spring if given the option on a cold day #Also enjoy the reoccurance of my headcanon Wu Kong hates water much like a cat

[shortkidenergy]

guys guys guys u can boil a big pot of water then put 6 eggs in there then wait 7 minutes and take them out with a long spoon and drop them into a bowl of ice water and then u can put them in the fridge but GET THIS when u are making ur coffee or tea or whatever in the morning make an extra mug of boiling water and drop one of ur eggs in there and wait a few minutes and when u peel it u will have NICE WARM SOFTBOILED EGG thank u have an evening

#my brain words #food #recipes #a very loose interpretation of that word #THE PART HERE THAT IS BIG IS THE REHEATING #u can have nice warm runny egg every morning wout having to turn on the stove this is BIG #idk how long exactly to leave it in the water long enough to make a piece of toast to go w it

[pa-pa-plasma]

i feel like a lot of people ignore the fact that in a lot of places, bicycling just. cannot be done for half the year, & that's why public transport being good is important. i cannot bike in 5 feet of snow & ice or in 40c heat. i can't even walk in that, unless i have the energy to snowshoe or a bucket of ice water to chug.

"but I can do it!" good for you. unfortunately i live in Berk (snowing for 9 months of the year & hailing the other 3) & cannot unless i want to die. also disabled people exist. & children. & people who live in a place where everything is no closer than 30 minutes away, & 30 minutes in -30c can kill you if you can't afford a good pair of boots & a good coat. i may have bike paths but the river floods past them every year. what do i do then? bike on the highway?? just let me take the train

#people who live in places where the weather is always nice (aka not trying to kill you 75% of the time): you are an outlier #where i live the temperatures range from -30c to +35c give or take. snow hail thunderstorms tornadoes all that shit too #''biking is so fun! even when it's raining!'' dude ima be real with you. it is ice raining. i do not want to be coated in wet ice #do you know what snowmelt is? it's where all the snow melts in the spring & then fucking floods everything #it's freezing dirty water & it kills people because people always underestimate The River #i am not riding my bike through that. it's always colder & deeper than you think & there is always a current even if you can't see it #''but it's not like it's the ocean'' dude. water aint fucking around salt or no #you may look at The River & think ''that's just a lake. seems calm & nice'' but you'd be wrong & you would die from your foolishness #this shit is connected to the Great Lakes. those fuckers are fresh water seas. i do not fuck with that #it's great you live in a place where biking all year round is feasible. but i cannot do that even if i wanted to #''but what if the weather's been nice lately'' then you'd be falling for fool's spring #where it looks like it's getting warmer & then the temperature drops & it snows a whole bunch again #& then it warms up & then it snows again. repeat until like May #we just want good public transport okay i get that exercise is good but i'd rather not risk my extremities for it thank you

[tswwwit]

hi ik you don’t really do prompt rn but could we have some soft billdip hcs/drabble (or as soft as these two can get)? i’m a sucker for the way you write them and your works have genuinely helped me through the past weeks. even if not thank you for your works bc mmmm idk how you do it it’s just *chefs kiss* (:

Have some soft headcanons, then!

The first time Bill and Dipper took a bath together wasn't.... really a bath, per se. They'd probably run afoul of some supernatural skunk thing and had to soak in tomato juice, bickering about whose fault it was. The times they actually bathed together usually ended in water fights. Dipper half-drowned a couple times; Bill plays rough.

They've since settled down a bit! These days, the times they sink into one of Bill's hedonistic baths in his pyramid are pretty relaxing times to chat and flirt with each other.

And if Dipper's very sick or injured, Bill might even pick him up and set him in a warm bath, while taking charge of all the scrubbing down and rinsing of the pitiful mortal. While grumbling a little, but still!

Bill can cook. The trouble is getting him to stop adding ingredients that 'make things interesting', or go more along demonic culinary tastes - But he could, theoretically, make a decent meal. This is an uphill battle, since Bill's convinced following human recipes is boring and dumb. Dipper may even win it one day.

A fun fact that Dipper may or may not have learned by now is that Bill can purr! For the same reasons a cat might - calm, content, and relaxed.

However, Bill also hasn't done it in forever. For that kind of thing to happen, he'd have to be really content - to the point where let his guard down completely. Which I don't imagine he's done in basically.... eons? For all that he's had happy Party Times and pleased Winning Times and even Chill times, it's pretty impossible to ever really stop watching your back in the demon realm.

But say. After a great day. One where Bill's just won something, he's done something clever to pat himself on the back about, and he gets to chill with his husband in bed while Dipper rubs his back - just a calm, domestic-ish hangout where they're chilling - Dipper might feel and hear that rumbling start up. To his great surprise.

(And Bill's. He genuinely can't remember the last time that old instinct kicked in; it's unsettling.)

Here is what I imagine a triangle purring sounds like. It's more big-cat-like in the human body.

#answers #Is the third headcanon in here blatantly self indulgent? Yes #Am I one day going to write it? Also probably yes #Seems like good snippet material #I also invite you all to picture the first time Dipper was really sick or hurt #And Bill hauled him into the bath and just. Took charge of the whole ordeal #Didn't have to move anything that hurt and just shut his eyes and soaked it all in #The relief at feeling *clean* and no longer gross. A brief respite from feeling pained and sick and tired. #He's still exhausted but this is genuinely *nice* #With that good good feeling of having someone rub their fingers on his scalp and the warm water #The close touch. Being taken care of. Feeling good for a moment and knowing it's proof that Bill *really* - #Dipper started crying a little. Not much. Like a hiccup and his eyes teared up. #Which greatly alarmed Bill in the process. He's. Very not used to tears except in the respect of sad/fear/hurt #Wondering what the hell he was doing wrong. Crap. Is his human broken?? Shit. #Nah Bill he's fine he's just a lil overwhelmed. You're doing great #I again refer back to that ask I once got: How sickly sweet can you make these two idiot? #JUST WATCH ME