#and then it was

[hauntingskiss]

WHY DO THEY KEEP ADDING BIG TIME RUSH INTO THE STORE PLAYLIST /LH

#rambles #i was like wait. this isnt btr is it... #AND THEN IT WAS

[hauntingyourself]

Bill skarsgård can get new roles all he wants but to me he will always be nothing more than that fucking clown

#I saw the trailer for the new crow movie #and the whole time I was like is that? no #and then it was #mine

[nortmare]

cool parts of watching dubbed movies is that when u rewatch them 20 yrs later u get jumpscared by familiar voices from other things

#in other words me and the bf watched atlantis and within two lines of kidas pa we both went. this guy sounds like . xehanort. Is it . #and then it was #nimoy moment #personal

[reveloser]

no fucking way they started tagging songs on spotify as #equestrian to describe christian horse girl kpop 💀💀

#i clicked on the tag and i was like theres no way this is what i think it is #and then it was #anyways.txt

[vampirealpaca]

Currently attempting to design an environment based on the very helpful note “city but in like a ton of trees” my past self left me…ah world building (cries)

#seriously what did I mean by that #‘oh yeah there are 7 giant trees full of City I’m sure that’s easy to draw but oh well that’s future me’s problem’ #and then it was #my art #digital art #digital artist #concept art #art #illustration #artist #fantasy art #world building

[ms-all-sunday]

dont brag about being older than one piece if youre older than one piece you dont get a birthday arc. mines long ring long island

#modposts #i thought it was skypiea and then i looked it up and it was long ring long island #i was 7 months old (almost to the exact day) when water 7s first chapter came out #i heard it was skypeia and then i was like hmm i think thats incorrect actually. it would be fitting if it was long ring long island #and then it was #i wanted the first arc after oda decided to continue. for my own sentimental reasons

[pickleslice]

many times this happens ill be watching something and say wow that looks like this actor but it probably isnt and then later ill find out it actually was because i know what people look like. maybe

#the entire episode i was like well that does look like christopher eccleston but it isnt. #and then it was

[genderfcker]

almost definitely will change this but

ghostie-king -> genderfcker

#( mage.txt ) #url change #i was like oh that cant be available #AND THEN IT WAS

[furbyhater]

going to a retired wnba player’s IG profile and seeing “proud wife” is just

#me: proud wife…. To a woman? 👀 #AND THEN IT WAS #let’s go lesbians! #idk if they identify as lesbians but you get it

[prick-up-ur-ears]

my Imogen dice came today, and in true Imogen fashion, the first roll was a natural 1

#i may have willed it into happening #because i was thinking before just how on brand for imogen it would be if the first roll was a natural 1 #and then it WAS #i also realized that i may have incidentally based my dnd character off of her #they’re just both gay disasters with a southern accent #can’t wait to see just how much the imogen dice will fuck with my character lmao #imogen temult #critical role

[blazeball]

OH MY GOD ANOTHER FUCKING OUTLAST GAME

#i was derisively like. Is this another outlast game or something. the gore reminded me of all the other ones #and then IT WAS #quincy.txt #tga

[disfrutalaisla]

IM WATCHING THE VOD WDYM THERE WAS A DOM FERA SONG

#qsmp #I’m in shock I can’t pay attention to it #I was like ha how funny would it be if this were the dom fera song #AND THEN IT WAS

[sa-sssa]

i hate the way artists feel entitled to conceitedness when they are good at making art, and famous because of it

#celebrity #being great in a vacuum vs being nothing at all vs being great under capitalism #why is managaing ego and identity so challenging #im sure if i could put my beauty into physical form to be appreciated by others #and then it was #id be blindly concieted too #snapshot of me talking to myself #in public today #because i feel lonely #xx

[limeflavoredlobotomizer]

Was not expecting Classic Punk Rock Song About How Police Abuse Their Power to feature prominently in the new Scott Pilgrim anime, but it was pretty funny

#literally I was watching and I heard the first few notes and I was like… ‘no way that’s Dead Kennedys’ #and then it WAS #ngl it was real funny watching Lucas lee kill some paparazzi to ‘we’re going downtown gonna beat up drunks’ #dead kennedys #police truck #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim anime #scott pilgrim show

[sagittarianpocky]

Why is it always the characters with the white/gray hair. Like it doesn’t matter who they are. Hero? Cool. Villain? Cool. Side character that barely gets any attention? Cool. I’m cursed. I WILL develop a crush on them eventually. It has happened Every Time Without Fail. And it will persist until the end of Time

#text #kakashi was first #and then it was #tengen uzui #zamasu #ui goku #dr stein #gojo satoru #it never ends #☆ txt #☆ personal

[sycamoretrees]

AEW PPV 2023 Stats: Part 2

following on from this post i looked at match times for 2023 PPVs as well, and yes! you guessed it! Bad!

(again, i'm concentrating on main card matches for the 2023 PPVs only. note that i'm exclusively looking at match times here, not any peripheral content. all data from wikipedia*)

so. there have been 56 main card matches this year. 7 of those have been women's matches, plus the 50 second 'match' where Kris Statlander ran in to beat a post-match Jade Cargill for the belt.

this works out to an overall average of 12% of matches featuring women.

5 of the 6 PPVs this year had one women's match on the main card; Double or Nothing had 2, plus the aforementioned Stat/Jade 50 seconds.

no opening or closing matches this year have been women's matches. in fact as far as i can see, a women's match has opened a PPV once in the history of AEW (Big Swole vs Britt Baker at All Out 2020), and (unsurprisingly) they have never been the closing match/main event

in terms of actual match time: on average, women's matches make up 6.5% of total match time on a PPV main card. there is little variance in this percentage, between 5.5% (WrestleDream) and 7.89% (All Out).

here are all 56 main card matches across 6 PPVs plotted by match time. you can note the spiders georg outliers of the 00:50 kris vs jade squash on the far left, and the 65:20 MJF vs Bryan Danielson ironman on the far right.

as you may also note, not only are there dramatically fewer women's matches, all of them are very short.

the average time for a men's match is 19:01; the average time for a women's match is 8:56. the longest women's match (Kris Statlander vs Ruby Soho at All Out) is only 12:25; it is 17th on the list of 56.

in fact, the total women's match time across all 6 PPVs is 63:25 - 2 minutes shorter than the mjf v danielson match.

to reiterate: tony gave more PPV main card match time to MJF and Bryan Danielson for one match than he gave the entirety of the women's division combined this year.

anyway. there it is! would be interesting to look at AEW's PPV history and see if there are any trends. time will tell whether i... do that. (and also to look at the data from the regular TV shows, but that would be an insane amount of work so I Will Not)

*cagematch.net seems to list slightly different match times. idk who to trust but i started with wikipedia so that's the source of all the data i've used

#i was like surely the match time data can't be that much worse than the wrestler appearances data #and then it was #aew #aew stats #wrestling #st.post