Me, starting my second playthrough of BG3, choosing the Darok Urge because I've seen some interesting clips: "I am not gonna spoil this for myself. I might reload sometimes because I want to try to romance Astarion, but that'll be it! I'm gonna do this on my own brainpower!"
Me, right after discovering I killed Alfira: "Nope, nope, nopedy nope. Anyone but her. F8, f8, f8. Google, tell me how to cheese this, or so help me god...
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i’m trying to catch up with as much dimension 20 as i can before fantasy high junior year, i’m currently on a starstruck odyssey, and can i just say: there is truly no greater example of ally beardsley’s dnd progress than the parallel of ally as kristen applebees willingly taking 36 points of damage, bringing kristen down to 3 hit points as kristen plummets multiple stories due to a failed attempt to use a ribbon dance as a way to fly down 10 stories, and ally as margaret encino willingly taking 11 points of damage, bringing margaret down to 3 hit points so margaret can fall 30 feet from a camera nest, walk up to a giant corn guy, and say “you suck” as all the intrepid heroes look on assuming this to be usual beardsley tomfoolery, only for margaret to walk away & trigger an attack of opportunity which gives murph as barry a chance to push this guy off a ledge & possibly win them the entire encounter & over 1 million credits. INSANE. ally beardsley i’m obsessed with your mind
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sometimes girlies (me) who think they’re done with fic just need to watch mota and then realise that they’re (i’m) wrong. everyone makes mistakes okay let girlies (me) live a little
so freddie leroy is a wireless operator and -
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Me: Okay, baby, I'm gonna go outside and take out the trash. I'll be right back, okay? I'm going out, but I'm coming right back, I promise! Ssssh, it's okay, baby girl, you'll be fine...
My Dog:
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pros of learning how to play fighting game:
undergoing a learning experience, trying out something entirely different from anything i have previously played
i get to look at a little guy do cool things on my screen :)
cons of learning how to play fighting game:
i am clumsy as all hell with the inputs
the order in which you press and/or hold buttons to create inputs is less like trying to get a sequence of movements right and more like playing a rhythm game (down then while not letting go of down press forward then let go of down and THEN press an attack button on the other side of the keyboard). i suck at rhythm games. hell world
sometimes, the damn things just... won't register? at all? you do a half circle to forward input and the game says "half circle forward? oh, sorry, that's ensenga :)" or, worse, "too slow, that's a regular heavy slash move :)". brother. why must you do me like this.
the area between the knuckles of my ring and little finger hurts like a motherfucker (though this has hurt in various areas since at least this morning, but i'm willing to bet that practicing quarter and half circle inputs for at least an hour did not make the situation any better)
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