#and they're all his height

[july-19th-club]

ever since i learned that the guy who wrote breaking bad was raised catholic every single thing about that show has made sense. show about guys who either exercise Pride or exercise Contrition and their success doesn't exactly hinge on it but the state of their souls does . sometimes Contrition is another form of Pride though so watch out

#jesse jimmy and kim for example exercise sometimes too much contrition to the point where it loops back around to self-centered-ness #BUT the point is that they are constantly wearing hairshirts so they dont die and have a chance at Salvation #walt and gus for example are very proud but they wear it differently. gus's pride masks grief and so he dies at the height of his power #his sins lead to punishment BUT his virtues such as they are ensure glory simultaneously #walt's pride is just pride all the way down so punishment begins for him in the form of losing everything he is proud of Having #and the central question there is what if anything will it take to push him toward contrition? the answer is nothing can do that #BUT because he is so single-minded and pure in his purpose (purity here not equaling goodness just. purity of focus) #he gets to Get Away . he dies before he is captured surrounded by his life's work: 'they're too late. he got away' #thus keeping the legend going (as the devil often wins in some stories. just to keep the concept alive) #breaking bad #brother waldrip & jessimer synthesizing laudanum

[sysig]

I can’t stop drawing tiny Watchdogs (Patreon)

#Doodles #Wander Over Yonder #Commander Peepers #Watchdog #Newsflash: They are all tiny #They're such perfect spacefillers I swear <3 <3 <3 No hells boxes here #They're all basically just stick figures with eyes in place of the head lol what more could I ask for #Or in the case of Fist Fighters then the obvious lol #Even if I do also already have some stick figures that I enjoy lol - they keep the page on-theme! Very important! Haha #Gave a go to a regular Watchdog to go with my Fist Fighter and hmmm yes this feels attainable lol - just gotta give 'em both names #They are very cute and sweet ♥ #An actual full-style(? Full WOY style? Lol) for Peepers and a regular Watchdog! #Although afterwards I looked and I'm. Hm. There's conflicting information out there and I'm not sure what to believe #On the wiki he's listed as being shorter than most other Watchdogs but I did a quick screenshot comparison in The It and he was taller?? #Not just taller - his eye was bigger - and I accounted for distance! The regular Watchdog was in front of him by just a few inches! #It's inconsistent enough for me to argue either way honestly #And all that not counting what Wander does to his shoes lol so all in all he's probably Slightly taller than the Watchdogs with his shoes on #Not counting special members like Moose or the Drill Sergeant - and definitely not Westley he's super tiny haha #Honestly surprised Peepers didn't take advantage of their height difference more he's a bit of a bully ♪ #Rest abound as being silly little guys :) I do love how they're so easy to draw ''in colour'' haha #Red on black on red on black ♫ I suppose I could add in a yellow but pfsh don't even talk to me about the dark purple/red combo inside lol #Maybe at some point but I like them at full lighting for ease of colours haha #Cutest lads <3 Love 'em

[chalkscrub]

not enough moral fibre between these four to knit a small lady's handkerchief

#my art #oc #heidi #mika #mockley #coltarch #furry #anthro #i'll say it once i'll say it 1000 times i love these nasty guys and they're making me go out of my comfort zone bc I love em so ty fellas!! #forever and always trying to draw them all better i'll freakin do it man even if it kills me #figuring out heights etc. figuring out how to draw people etc. you know how it is #also been trying to design coltarch and his species as a whole for ages and i'm finally settling with this probably #he's based on thylacines and various early mammals. but mostly thylacines #he's the world's worst boss and he loves toxic work environments and also being a combination overbearing father/deadbeat dad #ummm had a nice time in krakow. i'm now a big appreciator of goulash and potato pancakes gotta be one of the comfort foods of all time #love the salt mines i want to live down there and breathe minerals forever

[wizardnuke]

remembered we're getting a mighty nein show. screaming and crying and throwing up

#i don't care if the pacing is iffy and ill forgive some messy characterization because if has the the same run time as tlovm it's gonna #be really difficult to distill All That i just want to hear their voices. i want to See Them #the only real worry i have is that they're not gonna make yasha Big. she's Big. please. #ill forgive if essek isn't 5'2 bc his height has never actually been mentioned i just really really want him to be tiny

[gohandinhand]

Right at the very beginning of 2x01, when Ava gets to the bar late for her shift and Hans tells her she’s late? And her reply is “my roommate forgot to set the alarm” and Hans’ reply is that super sarcastic “yeah, okay”

The somewhat hidden layer here is Ava incorrectly uses the masculine form of “my roommate” - mein mitbewohner instead of meine mitbewohnerin

So maybe Ava just has bad beginner German (highly possible) but also maybe her German is decent and she’s trying to hold up some ridiculous cover story about her and Beatrice not living together. Except Hans has 0% fallen for any of this and clearly knows who actually runs Ava’s life schedule and now it’s turned into an inside joke because Bea still doesn’t want to break the cover story

#so as it turns out I've been learning german for the better part of 2022 and it just lucked out to make this scene even a tiny bit funnier #and his reaction when he sends ava up to talk to 'the boss' and then also comes in like that when they're up there alone? #adkfjhskdfjhsd he is absolutely sure there's something going on between them and ava knows and isn't changing her behavior at ALL #also I wonder if she could have picked up a basic level of quite a few languages just watching tv shows #and btw Hans is basically IMMEDIATELY vindicated because it’s what? #the next day that Ava talks Beatrice (while she is at the Height of Uptight) into staying at their workplace to get drunk for the first time #and they literally spend an entire evening wrapped up in doing shots and dancing together and being super touchy #warrior nun #they're fucking idiots in love #avatrice

[mattodore]

forgot that the cas camera doesn't adjust for height sliders </3

#river dipping #ts4 #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #echthroi #this is pretty close to their height difference i think but i might scale both of them down to fit matthias better... #but then again if i do that theo will be. so small #and theo is just shy of the average male height so i don't really /want/ to shrink him bc he's pretty much my baseline #yk how i'm always saying that matthias fr only exists to be a love interest for theo.................................. #the reason matthias is the height he is is just bc i wanted him to be the perfect height to kiss theo's forehead just while standing there #like. kdjnhdkgjhndkjgnhn that's all #i need to get imani in here and edit her height too. she's taller than theo but she's not quite as tall as matthias #(unless she's in heels) #her and matthias are tall as hell................................. moaned out loud thinking abt that sorry my bad #but anyway they both went through a crazy growth spurt at the same time that's why they're both tall in their teen years in that edit #i made for them for matthias's birthday back in april #.......man. i should start working on theo's edit poses and sets for his birthday... i want it to be so good #like i already know what i want to do and everything. but i still haven't made kid theo just him as a teenager #... how did i get here #in the tags for ten minutes just talking abt anything apparently. anyway. time to check the recolorsssss #i feel like the recolored top i want to use as a permanent Look for theo isn't gonna work #i might need a different piece of cc for it... we'll see

[fisheito]

Resting body temperature headcanons based on pure speculation

#nu carnival #no i didn't put them at their proper heights they are all just existing randomly #yakumo is an icicle because i want him to be i need him to be #but does he technically go in the middle?? bc someone says “endothermic temperature regulation” #and yakumo will respond “who is that” #how can rei and Dante be similar resting temps but one is almost dead and the other has the energy to fight at the slightest provocation #i don't know #none of this is science #maybe Edmond got his baseline down after his desert training lol #something something muscles higher metabolism than fat something differing temperatures something #edmonds fat thighs are the only thing keeping him from heat stroke #kuya needs everything to be a crisp 17.6 degrees Celsius for optimal comfort #i don't even know why quincy is the king Master heat radiator 6000 #i have no evidence #just a feeling #this entire scale was sparked by the lingering idea that yakumo would enjoy using quincy as a personal heater #they started this #as soon as i finished this i started changing my mind on everyone #gOOD THING temperature isn't a forever one time value----- huh---!!!!! #garu reminds me of those tiny dogs u hold and they're just somehow so warm and their lil hearts beat so fast and you're just wondering #how yall keeping cool under all that fur??? i need to get u some watermelons to lie on #yakumo #aster #blade #rei #dante #kuya #edmond #eiden #olivine

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando and Fisi pictures that I like and enjoy a normal amount (pt. 1: 2005)

#please please please lmk in the tags which are your favs and why #ill go first: the one where theyre holding up the engine in a very babygirl way and the one where theyre being picked up #but also all the post aus gp ones(the ones where they're holding hands above their heads) #ALSO THE ONES OF THEM IN STRIPED SUITS IT IS SERVING CORRUPT MAFIA MEN #actually i need to stop before i list every pic...like the point of the post is that i love all these pics.... #anyways i think theyre v endearing to me as a duo bcs theyre relatively the same height and those cute renault suits make them look shorter #so theyre like twins or smth to me LOL #(btw i was so surprised to learn that fisi is almost a decade older than nando! they rly dont look that much different in age) #also this is not an insult btw but fisi is endearing to me bcs his smile always looks like hes looking directly into the sun LOLOL #i think at some point i should rly make a fisi comp post bcs i ended up saving a lot of pics of him bcs he is my unexpected blorbo #these are all def 2005 but if not feel free to come admonish me for mixing up djkskd #ill make a 2006 pt 2(bcs ive yet to delve into those archives just yet) #i could probably make a 2005 pt2 honestly bcs i have like uhhhhh...2-3x the amnt of pics here of them! #so yeah lmk if you would like those too :) the grind never stops in terms of deep diving pics #this post kinda makes me wish i made photo highlight posts along w my post-race gifs #also if you want to enquire as to what race/event a specific pic is feel free to drop an ask or dm #fernando alonso #giancarlo fisichella #renault #2005 formula 1 #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #renault nando #fa14 #fisico #fisi #we do a little bit of f1

[plaidpyjamas]

sucks being 6'2" when all ur faves are huge - all the fics revolve around how tiny reader is but then I look up the character's canon info and it turns out I.....am their height

#yes this is about Ramattra i looked it up and it said he's only 6ft4 which means we are the Same #also Yautja - they're all like 7ft+ but still I'm like what a foot shorter than them? not enough for the size difference to really even #be mentioned i feel like #ramattra #yautja #i'm just irritable about being c o n s t a n t l y reminded how huge and hulking i apparently am ugh #i'm just whining ignor eme jeakjfio;eier;ojago;e #no i will not stop reading the x reader fics i will NEVER STOP #i'm just.... :( #every time #ok im coming back to this and remembering Elder Prince Lorian and AltGabriel are both like 12ft tall so i can go feel small with them lmao #pluuuuusssss being 6ft2 that means that with Orym I am the big one - he's the height of my leg #pretty sure his head comes up to about my hip #he's so small I'm in love with him

[undead-potatoes]

Doing some height comparisons between my BG3 characters and their LIs, and like

Don't talk to me or my tiny husband ever again

#Sunny Plays BG3 #OC: Tav #in-game Jay is taller but I've shrunk him to his canon size (which is about 102 cm or 3'4'' if you will) #and Gale is based on Astarion's 5'9'' (175 cm) that the devs gave us since they're the same height in-game and is a good avg height #god I hate the pose the ''fem'' gnome body does in the character creator like just stand like a normal person!!! #I'm also planning on doing a full comparison on all the short races' heights but it's taking me a while

[zerothisnero]

Attempt to draw Andy in the bridge kids show style but I fuck up and just decide to draw two doodles beside it to make up for it

Also a bonus little Marc Anthony doodle because he's the most little man ever

#i fucked up on the show style #i tried making it look like she was short but not to short #shes taller than Isaiah but slightly shorter than fugger for ref to her height #also i hc that isaiah has no absolute clue how to talk to women (because hes a fucking loser *said lovingly*) #they're besties tho so its all good #bridge kids #Isaiah #marc antony #thats how you spell his name right? #idfk #Andy #oc #nero's scribbles

[deva-arts]

wait wym he's seen everyone naked?? 🥸

I mean he's seen everyone naked. He tries to avoid it as much as possible, but emergency treatment tends to be awkward.

#nathanieltag #When dealing with traumatic injuries especially the kinds that the crew get on the daily #you need to make sure that there's no injuries that are otherwise covered by clothing. You don't see that every day on House MD! #Nate finished wrapping Sonia up and forgot about it an hour later. Sonia couldn't look at him in the eyes for a month after. #It's literally just skin to him at this height of the game. Even if everyone else is viciously embarrassed. They're alive to cringe! #It takes him a while to switch from doctor mode when enjoying private time with Sera. #'Hm. Since when are these checks done without clothes on-OH THAT IS MY WIFE HAHA MY BAD' #“Muah muah muah wait how many ribs do you have babe? No please let me check this is not normal.” #It's a good thing Sera isn't the jealous type about his role at the group. That would really complicate things. #She is just as work focused as him because she'll be tense and stiff for the waking hours of her day #muah muah m- (*cocks gun*) ...Sorry I thought I heard the door moving. #Or alternatively: “...Why are you shirtless Nathaniel? put some clothes on.” Nate: 🥲 But #Sera's romantic mishaps are a lot more frequent than Nate's. It just doesn't... Click right away with her. #All of this to say they have a small percentage of cringefail in their very beings.

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

@samthefrank @humanityinahandbag

I saw this tiktok and it immediately made me think of how this would happen in the Wachowski household since grandparents just send in stuff without taking note on it the kids would accidentally see it XD.

#Grandma Rose would just send in the stuff but doesn't realize how it's sent in and Tom just is at his wits end #poor Tom would try to shuffle them inside all while they're tryin to look at whatever was sent in #'that's not for you!' well what other kid in the neighborhood wanted a bike with the exact colors and height requirement that Sonic had #part of the tribe sonic fanfic #part of the tribe sonic movie fanfic #tom wachowski #sonic wachowski #tails wachowski #knuckles wachowski #sonic movie 2

[magnusbae]

General Grievous // Darth Vader: Body Modifications.

#excuse my lack of power to make a proper giftset but i just wanted to place those side by side is all #sometimes i wonder what lies anakin‚ or well‚ vader must tell himself about choosing this in order to keep in control #the fact that his limbs don't even fit his real height the fact that they're really horrid.... nothing like his original metal hand.... #much to think of #General Grievous #anakin skywalker #Grievous #The clone wars #tcw #star wars the clone wars #star wars #anakin #buns.hc #buns.all #tw body horror #tw body modification #tw gore #Darth Vader

[sysig]

Finally gave doodling BF an attempt, I can see the appeal (Patreon)

#Doodles #Friday Night Funkin #Boyfriend #It wasn't Just on a whim - I had an Idea™ - but I certainly hadn't been planning to doodle him up to that point lol #He's cute! I like him :) #He was a real hassle to study from initially just 'cause like #He's very Shaped which I do like but I'm not used to at all lol #You can see I immediately ditched his proportions which was not intentional - I was trying to align his height #To what? :3c Hm ♪ #But I ended up making him too tall and then overcorrected by making him too round lol #Even with that tho I had fun! He has an enjoyable-to-work-with design :D #Like I said very Shaped and I always appreciate good shapes ♪ #Honestly I feel like my favourite design feature of his is his shoes? #They're very easy to read and have fun dips for the tongue and throat :D #His thumb (specifically) is also quite fun :D A good reminder of how grip works lol #Lots of little details that feel flexible just gotta decide which direction to take them in #I like! Would recommend lol

[frecklystars]

I love to imagine all of my Ryan F/Os sitting in a little room in my head and chilling out and hanging out with each other. Even the ones I haven't "met" yet (movies I haven't seen but will eventually)

You know that meme from the office "I love inside jokes. Would love to be a part of one someday"? Well it's Holland March and Jacob Palmer being impatient for me to finally enter their universe. "We love our girlfriend Keri. Would love to actually meet her someday"

#love notes #Holland tag TBA #💕♬♪ ♡ It feels different when you're with me - ̗̀☆🥂🖤✨☆ ̖́- #Ken saying to Colt 'COLT MY BRO you're SO SPECIAL' #'Keri must LOVE you since you're here in this room with us! you're her BF and she hasn't even been to ur dimension yet!!!!' #and Colt's like HAHA SO COOL BRO 👍 and Ken's like TOTALLY SO COOL 👍👍 #meanwhile Holland and Jacob are like WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND???? #I MISS MY WIFE I'VE NEVER MET????? WE KEEP HEARING ABOUT THIS KERI GIRL #i like to think my F/Os feel connected to me/in love with me even before we meet. when they're in the room together #so they're like. i love her so much. but also i've never seen her face to face #i think holland is more patient tho he's just vibing. he's like wow free drinks and snacks in this room hell yeah bitch #or maybe he wouldnt say hell yeah bitch. sorry ive watched a lot of breaking bad im thinking of jesse #anyway jacob's checking his watch every 5 mins saying WHERE'S KERI? WHERE'S MY GIRL? MY STAR GIRL? #and ken is like :) she's been in my dimension 70 times bc im the most specialist boi. im her favorite everyone remember that #Driver and Luke and Six are all comparing their barcode tattoos #they're like wow we all have the same wrist tattoo. crazy random happenstance. #we also have similar voices and similar noses and eyes and height and build! #hahaha but let's not think about that too hard! :) #i have this scenario in my head where ken looks at colt #and he's like! oh god! keri's gonna forget all about me! look at THIS handsome guy! i cant compete!!!! #he looks like ryan gosling! #and then six turns to him and says quietly... 'ken we ALL look like ryan gosling'