#and was like ''boys. relax. i got this''

[pawbeanies]

kicking my feets. what does a boy have to do to sit in someones lap and get a little squirmy and whiny because their hands are wandering only to get shushed with kisses and held Firmly but gently because they've got me, so be a good boy and relax and sit still

#literally sometimes i am just a little lapdog. squirmy until petted #i dont know what it is but liek 'ive got you' is just as good as like. 'good boy' to me #like is it the idea that someone else can take care of me n take control for a while? it is. a mystery #but like the. relax. and ive got you. r so much to me #ne way i am soo small and warm and easy to fit in a lap. just sayin. #im soo good for curling up with and maybe playing with. i swear

[mblue-art]

It's me again, anon, who adores your love-hate towards Cross. Friend recently showed me a video in tiktok where there was a sound of 'oh I hate that man...but oh, cara mia...how i love him'. It immediately reminded me of you. Tsunderes keep winning. Let's go tsunderes ✊️

hhhh h hhhi anon i do, i do ha-

#ask #mblue talks #mblue art #self insert #.. dammit #HSHFBXNZN #('oh i love tsunderes' — *becomes one* — *surprised pikachu meme*) #(each day i get a cross simp thought i ask myself WHY am i a tsundere for this man istg smfh 😤😤😤‼️/lh) #(everytime i get a cross brainrot it hits hard and it burns (just like the blush on my cheeks HSHFHCBDN/J) for how goddamn long it lasts) #(once again i wanna be mean to him and lovingly bully him but also he deserves the niceys!!!) #(tired man tired boy needs to RELAX‼️ like sheesh ur shoulders look stiff dude im patting those tf down; ease up my man) #(gonna do that thing where i plat my palm onto his forehead bc of how much hes furrowing his brows!!) #(thatll probably surprise him and unfurrow those for a few secs LOL) #(give him a lazy day; let him roll around in bed with the fluffiest pillows and the softest blankets and watch anime and drink choccy malk) #(ok that just sounds like i wanna pamper him HSHHRFNKDSK BUT STILL i want him to be happy HAVE YOU SEEN HIM SMILE GENUINELY????) #(like in fanart nstuff LIKE WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT /POS) #(hes got that anime boy charm somehow istg) #anyway ramble over im sorry hello tag readers did you enjoy me simping 😎 (imagine my hands folded on the table) #m rambles #CM

[craig-f-tucker]

Cleaning objects is so sensual. I feel like such a pervert having to touch theyre most... intimate, places to dust them down. Especially considering those nooks and crannies usually take the longest... Trying to pretend I'm not turned on to not look like a creep to her, but also it is very hard not to be, especially when you have to put the q-tip deep inside. Fuck man.

- j

#I felt like a flustered school boy. #She's so mature and beautiful and graceful and relaxed and I'm so high strung. She makes me feel so good and I try not to but as I kept #cleaning I started to realize that she didn't mind as she got used to me and that made it even WORSE.... #mmmMM #objectophilia #objectum #osor #objectumsexual #suggestive #I kept imploring her to relax and just let me take care of her. I also called her beautiful a LOT because she is. #She let me kiss her. mmmm. and yes I did ask permission because she deserves it. #She's so comfortable to hug and hold. I could die right now.

[good-beanswrites]

I keep forgetting to tell you ashshshah, but your 'mikoto gets pushed off stairs' crackfic lives rent free in my head, and one time while writing an exam around last month i nearly burst out laughing in the middle of like 1000 students because i remembered that it's so funny i love it :3

Aw thank you so much!!!!! That's both an incredible compliment and also I'm so sorry asddcvvg 😅😅😅

I wonder how in-depth the Milgram Voices are... can Mikoto hear us laughing at the mere thought of him tumbling down the stairs.....

#seriously thank you so much for reaching out! its always good to hear people are having just as fun as me and??? #theres nothing like the fear of your comedy writing flopping being reassured ;_____; #im starting to feel like the milgram hitman -- i just got a third request for bulling one of the boys asdfadsf #and i hope your exams go well! best of luck and hopefully you can relax now 😌 #ask #rose rambles

[imminent-danger-came]

"Who is this" you may ask.

The answer to that question is that this is @thethiefandtheairbender's (aka @raayllum) lovely oc Ally!

In honor of their new side blog @alvoskia—a blog for their super cool WIP fantasy story—I thought I'd post the thing I drew for it!

#everyone say hi ally #absolutely love her #she's like. boy does she have interesting stuff going on #and I fucking love that despite being the 'life' one she's like. Got a character beyond flowers lol. Which of course she would #she's the main protag. but you know what I mean. We are working outside the realm of “kind relaxed hippy” #the 'life' power is getting the treatment it deserves #alvoskia #infrans #ohhh you wanna know about infrans soooooooo bad #art #my art

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

Sorry Cale you’ve still got 121 chapters left before the book ends and I Do Not have hope for you

#every time #EVERY. TIME #Cale says that he’s going to relax. he doesn’t get to. #it was funny to see everyone flustered at how Cale wakes up from comas left and right before getting back to work immediately #but. it’s. sad. now. #give my boy a break #where’s my comfort??? alberu pls talk to my boy like you did a hundred chapters ago #joke around. call sekka crazy #stop making me think about how OG!Cale is happy now that he’s got a second chance with different people #and how he’s secretly grateful towards OG!krs #everyone is so absolutely grateful for og!les but also only want the best for him and yet he still has to push himself sofar past his limits #*og!krs #my BOY you can’t even see how much you’re suffering!! you’ve been in survival mode for years before you even entered Cales body!!! #youre still living a life where you survive one encounter and burn yourself through the next!!! #this isn’t even a weekly thing!!!! daily!!!!!!! hourly!!!!!!!! my boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #and I saw the foreshadowing I KNOW that this is only the beginning before the plot breaks the roof and reaches the clouds #the author has proven that they have no limit to what they can and will put our poor Cale through #tcf #lcf #not a reblog #trash of the count’s family #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse

[galmiahthepigeon]

The toxic yuri that's about to befall my d&d campaign is gonna be earth-shattering

#my player is playing a young confident tiefling pirate going on her first adventure without her father and his crew #and she instantly got a crush on the middle aged tiefling captain of the ship the party is travelling with #i was hesitant to reciprocate the flirting bc i had planned for the captain to be having a thing with the first mate #but then i realized the captain is Not a great person and doesn't care about norms and would. cheat. and not think much of it #like we're pirates we're criminals we're not nobles who have to care about doing relationships the ''right'' way. relax don't be so stuck up #so yeah something's going to happen between the this player and the captain and oh boy. the first mate is Going to get toxic #i established her as a serious no-nonsense don't-fuck-with-me kind of person and the player character is actually pretty scared of her #which she should #she's obsessively possessive of the captain for some oddly specific selfish reasons #this petty drama is going to be so fun. i love you horrible lesbians in my head

[dangoulains-devotion]

thinking just a bit too hard about how the added depth given to tifa and aerith's friendship only increases the weight threatening to crush tifa after the forgotten capital, she already had so much to carry on her weary shoulders, she's going to have to carry even more when mideel happens, and it doesn't even stop after meteorfall, ohg od oh i love her so much i

#(sobbing and crying and snotting everywhere) AERITH GAVE HER SOMEONE TO CONFIDE IN ON SUCH A TUMULTUOUS JOURNEY #SOMEONE SHE COULD BE AS CLOSE TO FULLY RELAXED AS POSSIBLE #SOMEONE TO GOSSIP WITH OR SHARE HER CONCERNS OR JUST. BE A NORMAL GIRL WITH #YUFFIE'S THERE BUT SHE'S JUST A KID AND TIFA WOULD NEVER WANT TO HARM THE AIR OF CAREFREE CHILDISHNESS SHE MANAGES TO MAINTAIN EVEN IF #ITS BECAUSE YUFFIE IS HIDING THINGS THAT ARE CRUSHING HER #but poor tifa . gentle tifa. is now left to regret. to blame herself. #she has barret who acts like a father figure to her sure - but despite how much she cares about him and values her frienship with him #he's not aerith. he's not someone she can just gossip about first loves with. not someone she can fully Relate to. if you get what i mean #she is left to trace back the thread of how poor aerith got caught in this mess #she was the one to ask aerith to save marlene. but how did they get there? aerith refused to let cloud be a bystander in wall market #how did that happen? she made a risky choice that put her in a position where their paths crossed. why? because cloud was briefly lost #during the bombing mission. why did the bombing mission happen? she couldn't stop it. ETC ETC #NONE OF IT WAS HER FAULT... BUT SHE NEVER WANTED TO DRAG INNOCENT PEOPLE INTO THIS AT ANY SINGLE POINT #AND NOW SOMEONE WHO QUICKLY BECAME A CLOSE FRIEND IS GONE oh lord my heart #all of this added onto the things like how alone she was in nibelheim... it was just her and her dad for some years after the boys all left #and then the Incident happens and she loses that last person she had... and to an extent another she didn't even know was right there(cloud #god i could talk about her and how she has suffered more than jesus for ages (happy easter. lmao) #FF7 Rebirth spoilers #just in case?? for anyone who's only playing the remakes i guess. since this was basically already there the remakes just elaborate on it #i think about 'we found you!' 'i guess you did!' SO OFTEN #these two girls mean the world to me and i will not let you reduce them to love interest rivals #when tifa ran over to aerith's body i think everyone in the world heard my heart shattering into dust #these thoughts are a bit disjointed and don't articulate well what i mean but god. god. i am thinking about her today

[dandyshucks]

i was just thinking about helping Guz when he's feeling insecure and then started worrying if the armchair psychologist girlies would say I have a saviour complex, but then I remembered how i ALSO often worry about the armchair psychologist girlies thinking that Guz takes care of me too much, so I think perhaps the APGs would just label us as "unhealthily codependent" and y'know what? i can live with that

#as long as its not entirely unequal and imbalanced! SBDHSKL #I WORRY TOO MUCH! IM WELL AWARE! #this is why I don't talk about lore and stuff too much bc i worry so much abt ppl thinking I've got a victim complex or smth dbfjdksl #like. man. idk SHJDL when u have had to fend for urself and keep urself afloat entirely on ur own ur whole life... #its kind of an incredibly appealing thing to have someone just... take care of YOU and protect YOU for once sndjdkl #somebody else does the hard work !! u don't have to be on hyper-alert all the time! u could just... exist. relax. be okay fhdkdl #I'VE SAID TOO MUCH ... anyways i would like to talk abt lore and interactions more but i need to get over this fear first LOL #sighs wistfully and crawls back under my rock #dandy.cmd #💜a boy and his bug🪲

[todayisafridaynight]

GOD. Epilogue of "A Dream a Kirin Dreamed" pisses me off. This is not to say it's bad by any stretch. It just pisses me off because WHY DIDN'T KIRYU BOTHER TO TELL DAIGO ANYTHING. Why did he just say "He didn't betray you" without backing up his point at all and then fuck off entirely without checking back in.

The man just woke up and he's awake for a week before he's discharged from the hospital??? Maybe catch him up to speed on something that's clearly weighing on him??? Or on anything else that's happened in the time he was unconscious ??? Hello???????

Like. Dude. Is it not enough that you're just dead weight for the entire fucking ending. Knowing this is your son's best friend. And no way he doesn't know because even aside from Mine's monologue which (obviously) focused on his perspective, Kiryu says himself when he encounters a journalist who can't find any friends or family to interview about Mine that Daigo would know him best.

KNOWING this is your son's best friend. You LET him kill himself in front of you both because for you, sitting on your ass and going "Mine!" was good enough. You didn't think to reason with him. You didn't think to grab onto his leg or something when he was three feet away. You weren't injured. You weren't THAT exhausted. You just didn't think to do it. Even though A SUBSTORY IN Y3 ENDS THE WAY THE MAIN STORY SHOULD HAVE AND IT'S ONE OF THE LAST THINGS YOU CAN DO BEFORE HEADING TO THE HOSPITAL.

Y3 ending is literally my Y7 ending in terms of how much anger rises up within me whenever I think about it because it just Somehow, To This Day, piles more and more on top that makes it worse than it already was. Like its ONLY saving grace is that Mine didn't actually die. Allegedly. At least you can argue Ichiban and Aoki didn't have time to react, but Kiryu had all the time in the world and did nothing.

Ok I need to stop I need to stop I know I should be mad at Yokoyama and Takeuchi and not Kiryu and I literally had to run this post through an all-caps -> sentence caps converter But Anyway Point Is If Ichi Had Been The Protagonist Of Y3 Mine Would Be Alive

i cant even really blame something like kiryu's emotional ineptitude to explain why he couldnt just be open about What Mine's Business Was because the guy can CLEARLY speak from the heart and say good and honest things. like he knows how to communicate For The Most Part so its truly just. The Fuck Happened Here you dont think it wouldve been a good idea to get daigo up to speed on the past week or 👁️👁️ just saying Mine Didn't Betray You is like. a FAIR start i GUESS but ELABORATE a bit ??

not at all a 'rare' L moment just a typical kiryu L honestly （；´д｀）

#long post #snap chats #mizuki goated fr fr. highkey those two's substories are my fave theyre so fuckin bizarre..... #BUT REAL LIKE KIRYU. ILY I DO IM SORRY but i KNOW your ass can get up #mine DID just beat your ass but youre not THAT banged up and its not like you have any reason to relax after knowin richardsons alive #like there was PLENTY of time to react this some yakuza 'let him finish speaking its honorable' bullshit i PROMISE (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) #dont look down here im ranting about y7 related stuff #OK BUT NO THIS JUST REMINDED ME OF ONE OF THE MOST INFURIATING TAKES I READ ONCE #AND IT WAS BASICALLY PEOPLE BLAMING ICHI FOR AOKI DYING LIKE EXCUSE ME #how on gods green earth was ichi supposed to react in time- when its KUME of all people #what the fuck was he supposed to assume was going to happen its KUME he's a wet rag of a bitch boy #especially when all he did was praise aoki like how the fuck was he supposed to think he would stab him oh my godddd #like its not just kume showing up either ichi and aoki JUST had an intense emotional moment and they finally got a chance to breathe #like they thought they were good and in the clear and they were in a steadily-getting-better mood why would they be on guard (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) #FORGIVE ME thats been bothering me for months. i needed it off my chest #anyway im going for a walk. we got ice cream today and idk why i eat ice cream when it always makes me sad/lethargic #so heres to hoping a lil nature walk and heavy metal improves my mood a bit

[akkivee]

NAGOSAKA MANGA IS BACK!!!!!!!

#this is vee speaking #YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎉🧡💜🧡💜🧡💜🧡💜🎉 #no new story like i was hoping but we’re lined up with the other publications so i can’t be too upset lol #the chapter was a lot of fun!!!! we got to see nagosaka’s pre chuuoku departure!!!!! #sasara was hamming it up on tv rosho got pranked by his kids and it cheered him up (🥺🥺🥺) #rei was relaxing with other old men in a bar kuukou was meditating on the upcoming battle (as shakku watched over him 🥺🥺🥺) #jyushi went to go talk to his grandma (😭😭😭) and hitoya played a guitar after doing his hair lol #the thing about hitoya tho is that kuukou (dragging jyushi along lol) came to pick up hitoya to head out #and hitoya looked like he exited an apartment complex lmao #i think hitoya might be living in like a really expensive condo or something lol #i hope it’s soundproof since we also now know he plays his guitars when he’s feeling angsty lmao #c: rapping boys

[brinnanza]

it has been so long since I've had to learn how to live with a new person (because I've lived with only Joe for ten years and now his partner lives with us) that my brain thinks I am 12 years old and tiptoeing around my parents so they don't yell at or hit me and that is an Extremely stressful way to live in your own house especially when you don't go out that often

#and it's like not even necessary now like it was in my childhood #like we're all adults who respect each other if they WERE upset abt something #it's not my responsibility to anticipate every time so I can avoid it entirely #I got trained out of asking people if they were mad at me VERY early #so while I encourage everyone to just ask me rather than stew in terror #I will 1000% stew in the terror hyperaware of every motion until I can gauge their mood #and even then I cant relax because sometimes it's a trap #I mean it's not with the people who care about me #but oh boy as a kid any vulnerability was open season #I'm so tremendously fucked up in just the most boring bog standard stereotypical way I can't even have interesting trauma

[bunnyb34r]

Idk why I thought that working + going to the movies + going to the mall WOULDN'T completely wipe my ass out, but.... 🙃

#marquilla #i was feeling good after the movies and offered to take mom to build a bear which we've been planning since december (was supposed to be a #christmas gift but after Christmas) and i really wanted pochaco WHO I GOT :D he's a surgeon (was gonna just get him shorts and nothing else #bc that would be funny but then was gonna be hoodie and nothing else but we saw the scrubs and were like 👀) and i #got a mudkip!!! i was so pysched that they still had them 😭❤ i wanted to get pompurin too but i dont need THREE babs in one day #but i kept seeing pochaco on the bab reddit and was like oh i need... i need my boy 🥺 #i haven't named him yet sgdgdggd or the mudkip #i spent like a gazillion dollars bc i bought mom's cow for her and a little hat for it and she was like oh my goddd that's too much money😳 #and kept having to be like listen i bought two branded ones and an outfit thats the bulk of the money right there #and i wouldnt have suggested it/have offered paying for all of it (instead of going Dutch) if i didnt have the money and i got paid today so #relax we're good ive been saving we're good #anyway i feel like garbage now and i need to go shower which im dreading but i cannot lay down like this thats gross and i also stink #ill post pics of them later im wiped

[vegetavegetason]

i’m sure i’m like public enemy number 1 in the db fandoms cause super was my fav part of the franchise for a while and i love pretty boy domesticated vegeta.

#i still love pretty boy vegeta but i also like that he hasn’t lost his edge #but the super anime is… annoying to me now #the mangas good but the anime made the characters weird #like gokus regressed he’s so childish and stupid #and vegetas still vegeta but like he’s also regressed ? like he’s still got the weight of the world on his shoulders and can’t relax #he’s just not like that in the manga he actually cares and grows from z you know?was the buu arc for nothing?? #what was all that character growth for? just so you and goku can duke it out for the next million years #cause the fans and the companies couldn’t let the franschise end? #idk man i wish they weren’t still such rivals #they can fight and make each other stronger but don’t try to tell me they hate each other after everything they’ve been through #all that to say the super manga doesn’t really do any of that and it’s good and i love it thanks #thanks toriyama for letting your characters learn and grow <3 #talk

[despairforme]

      Suddenly he slept for 12 hours.

#[ YOU PROBABLY NEEDED IT NNOI ] #[ - puts blankets on - ] #[ my good boi ] #[ HELLO GUYS ] #[ i didn't get to write much yesterday ] #[ my bf came home and then we played f1 uvu ] #[ i love racing it's sO much fun ] #[ - runs hands all over my racing gear - ] #[ today i got up earlier to do more writing !! ] #[ now i'm just waiting for the fireplace to get going ] #[ it's yet another coldddd day here ] #[ i love the sound of rain it's so relaxing ] #[ ANYWAYS i wonder what i should write today !! ] #[ i'm feeling mayuri ] #[ i also feel like doing asks today ] #[ i have a ton of good ones ] #[ heck yes ] #[ hope you're all doing good! ] #despair for me. ╱ in character.

[perchingominouslysmwh]

Felix’s Deep end should be illegal, i’m just sayin--

#BOI HAS GOT RANGE #IT'S #I'M JUST #STILL NOT OVER IT #KASDHKSJHFKJHSDKFJHFKDJHKSJFH #LITERAL CHILLS #I FEEL LIKE THE EARTH HAS GENTLY SWALLOWED ME #AND TUCKED ME AWAY TO DECOMPOSE SMWH #which honestly sounds very relaxing #i'll emerge later #skz #felix #skz felix #deep end #wolia rambles #in an unhinged manner #woot