#and yes its also about sex

[babblingeccentric]

Sanji + gender play (fem reader) for kinktober! Wanna ride him while he's all dolled up in lingerie with a vibrator in his ass 🤤

I didn't quite capture the letter of your request but I think I at least got the spirit. I wrote this in half an hour tipsy on mulled cider and I think I got possessed by the spirit of a novel writer from the 1860s

Kinktober 5: Gender Play, Sanji/Reader

Contains: Sanji's fucked up thoughts on gender, feminization, humiliation, lingerie, cross dressing, hand jobs

The kitchen door is locked, and most have gone to bed. But here on one of the chairs Sanji sits disheveled and full of shame and lust. You’ve removed his tie and jacket a long time ago, and tugged open his shirt and slacks to the soft sweet prize that’s been waiting for you all day beneath stiff wool.

It’s a set of lacy pink underwear, a matching bra and panty set that you bought with Sanji under the pretext of wearing it yourself. So consumed by thoughts of you in lacy bralettes and bikinis spinning through his head Sanji had neglected to notice they didn’t match your measurements (which he had of course memorized, as any good shopping companion should).

The long hours since you had connived him into the set this morning with soft kisses and softer touches had become tortuous, with Sanji hyper aware of the soft lace against his cock, and then comfortably forgetting, before swells of guilt at the thought that he was so little a man he could forget such a humiliation sweeping over him in turns throughout the day. 

Finally, finally, you had come flouncing into his kitchen long after the dishes were done, eyes full of mischief to offer relief to him.

And that’s how he had ended up here, eyes tearing as you stood between his legs softly stroking his cock through delicate pink panties until he came and soaked them through as you called him, “Good girl~”

#black leg sanji #sanji x reader #vinsmoke sanji #one piece smut #reader insert #x reader #vinsmoke sanji x reader #sanji smut #fic #mine #kinktober 2023 #kinktober #also yes its the 21st and this is number 5 dont look at me #ive been having PROBLEMS #anyway the thing about Sanji smut is its about the SHAME 🤌 #i want to embarrass him until hes no longer functional and shooting his brains out his dick #its the fundamental tension between i could fix him- i could make him worse #synthesized by I could have gay sex with him #hes pathetic and that must be visible in everything i write about him #also im trusting yall to not be obnoxious about the politics of crossdressing on this #my writing

[verm1c1de]

nobody understands that zadr is aroace4aroace,,, tch,,,,,,,

#*fwips my black hair with red streaks and purrple tips cooly* #also YES they go at it narsty. its just that that has nothing to do with attraction #its about Pawer #efurrything is about gay sex except gay sex which is about pawer #easy peasy #ok rant ofur #vermi.txt #vermis insanities #anddd #zadr #i guess

[dykedvonte]

did

did you call benny the Town Bicycle because everyone rode him

Yes he is a whore.

If you black widow and seduce him but reject him in the room, he'll say he doesn't need another social disease anyway implying he gets around. He's a good-looking guy canonically, just an asshole, he gets bitches whether we want to admit it or not sadly.

#also like tommy says he thinks bennys being weird cause hes having crazy sex constantly with a girl from gommora i cant spell sorry #and thats why they dont see him for weeks which is crazy and Swank says Bennys probs in heaven chasing angel broads with tig ol bitties if #you kill him but dont convince swank he was being a traitorous dickhead #like say what you want about Benny he gets some #also yes i think every chairman in that building had fucked benny its a silly joke i have with myself that hes the emodiment of Im not gay #but 20 caps is 20 caps but hes just a sex pest poon hound #fallout #fallout new vegas #benny gecko #benny fnv #ask #anon

[bumblingbabooshka]

Sometimes conversations with your sister change your entire life and worldview and other times she just roasts you for ten uninterrupted minutes. Patreon | Ko-fi

#S'veyk #Sveyko #vulcan oc #klingon oc #currently writing a new s/e story~!! This one has sex in it and yes the above picture is connected (sisterly advice!!) #it'll be for patrons first BUT once its finished I'll be able to release the other s/e story about how they first got together <3 #s'veyk has a lot of insecurities....she's surprisingly timid when it comes to personal matters (professionally she's fine) #Sveyko is the opposite where she also has a lot of insecurities but is very blunt and bold #comix #bea art tag #beas ocs #star trek oc

[madfoxx]

my favorite moment from the new episodes isnt even the kiss its the moment before that when ed gets so distracted by stedes slutty red pirate shirt that cant keep his eyes wandering to stedes chest like my man is straight up drooling he drops the fish conversation to switch into flirt mode and tell stede how hot he is. like seriously look at him

he´s swooning there´s not a single though in that brain and we all know man is gonna be able to "take it slow" for 5 seconds until stede says something in his "captain voice" or wears a v-neck and ed´s gonna climb him like a tree

#do i think its healthy that they talk about their emotions and agree to not rush into this relationship? yes #do i think they´re gonna fuck next episode? also yes #i mean its the funniest thing that could possibly happen and also ofmd is the antithesis of subtextual homoeroticism #so these beautiful middle-aged men are definitely gonna have sex with each other immediately i mean the new teaser are not subtle #that wall-pushing scene will be the highlight of my fucking year that high is gonna substain me through the cold dark winter months #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2 spoilers

[treesbian]

BROOOO i was telling my mom about an anime that my manager was recommending to me the other day and how she explained like the basic plot of the 1st episode to me (it's cinderella but subverted to where cinderella is the villain. basically she victimizes herself and has everyone in her community believing her stepsisters are forcing her to be their servant even though they aren't) and my mom goes "oh sounds like [younger sister's name] haha" and I said "that's really mean" and she went "but am I wrong?" and i said again "That is mean." and my godsister backed her up. but like. how pathetic do you have to be as a parent to just find any reason to insult and bully your child -_- you're the PARENT!!!! she's never ever ever been on the top of that power dynamic!!!! maybe she embellishes to her for sympathy (everyone wants sympathy sometimes especially when things suck) but like. you do suck a little bit. sorry. maybe she makes herself a victim of ppl she has equal standing with (like her siblings...) but you know what you never effectively talked to her about that and now she's grown. unless you want to actually give her support and advice shut up!!!!!! you're the mom you're the parent you have the power in this dynamic. why do you have to be such a bully!!! NO MORE SCAPEGOATS!!!!!!!

#talk tag #also nonsequiter i think my mom likes our godsister better than us. #like i dont think its on purpose and i don't think she'd admit it but she likes her better than us. #one day i told my godsister that and all 3 of my bio sisters went 'yeah she does she likes you better' #and she didn't believe us lol. i mean she relatively recently got out of a situation where she was being straight up emotionally tortured #like that family for real hated her. so i understand the suspicion but like. it's obvious to me.... #she likes that my godsister's situation makes her look like a good parent probably #oh also. while im complaining about my mommy. #the way she slutshamed my younger and older sister for having sex by 16 #told them they were throwing away the most precious gift they could give!!!!! #to then shaming me for NOT having sex that early bc 'most girls lose it by 16' #ma'am. i am a homeschooled lesbian in rural texas that lives with my parents and can't drive a car. yes im not fucking!!!! #no i'm not asexual stop THEORIZING about that thats weird!!!!!

[honeylemony]

Your hands slide cool over too hot skin

Wicking away the fever

Thighs pressing against mine

Hallowing points of weight

I reach into the open air and cry your name O God

O god!

Your body like an apparition in my mind

My house your mausoleum

My hands your shroud

Shaking waves crest over me

The endless tide of perditions storm

Staining my clothes and skin red

Resting a gentle stone at the base of my stomach

To weigh you down into the depths of me,

My body your burial at sea

#burial at sea #poem #yes this is about lesbian sex its also about the ghost of someone who isnt there so #fyck off

[mantisgodsdomain]

We do think that Riz is a gynandromorph of some description, especially since damselfly sexual dimorphism tends to be pretty distinct and he's displaying a very unconventional morph for a damselfly of any flavor. He would have no goddamned clue what that would mean, of course, and he probably wouldn't care about it if you told him, but he's definitely got something going on there.

#we speak #bug fables #for reference its a Thing for damselflies to have mimicry in the form of Females Who Look Like Males #but its a one-way street. theres no equivalent female-mimic morph for males #which makes riz Extremely Notable since hes displaying a real clear female morph there #and though being transgender would be very much possible for him we prefer this option #especially since it also offers extra reason why he's got such a broad palette compared to his sister and his father #guy is Unusually Big for a male damselfly and just didnt think twice about it. he feels like the sort of guy who just #wouldnt care overly much for self-definition we think. hes got a job to do. do you think he cares about how rare his genes are? #for his sister there is literally no way to tell if shes transfem or just a mimic morph and tbh good for her #we'll. drop some comparison images in a reblog for the irl damselflies #but in general we favor this one both bc it appeals to us more and bc riz just feels like the sort of guy who wouldnt care much abt gender #like. even if he were trans he feels like the sort of guy who would tell like three people about his pronouns #and then just go about his day and either they tell people or they dont and he doesnt particularly care either way #hes got things to do. traps to build. yes hes a guy but what is the point of making a thing out of it when theres poachers to deal with #he feels like the sort of dude to be Cis Guy enough that hes entirely confused as to what ur talking about if u try and misgender him #no clue where youre coming from but youre wrong #anyways back to spear fighting 101 #(note: male and female used here as in the arbitrary sex categories. its the junk. we know its not accurate to being A People) #(its the terminology we've got in the back drawer)

[capaldiera]

i started reading this fucking out of character thick of it fanfic like a week ago bc even tho i could tell from first glance it was going to be ooc i was just curious and it sounded kind of funny slash tragic. (how are you tagging grief child death domestic violence attempted suicide on a ttoi fic hello?) and i dooo like complaining And for the most part if it weren't supposed to be about those guys it would just be pretty good so im not Regretting it? but i didn't realise how many stories were in the series and im probably 150k words in. and not much more than halfway through

#and it doesnt even have sex scenes. fml #me.txt #iam also so fed up with writing that seems to romanticise women prioritising men andtheir emotions over their own personal safety/ wellbeing #like im not saying you cant Depict that but maybe lets unpack that. and not treat it as if it's just that woman's inherent personality #rather than a something shes been Taught to do #though while we're on the subject actually i dont think the way nicola is written is in character either #like i focus on malcolm bc its more egregious but nicola is not.. shes not putting her kids before herself like that. #i know losing one of them might make a difference but its not even presented like it's bc of that. its just oh im writing a woman well her #priority must be her kids! well no she is a bad mum and doesnt really like her kids so #but that didnt stand out to me so much until i started rewatching s3. #i was more like ah yes. famously anti-racist feminist ally malcom tucker who easily goes not just hours but months at a time without saying #anything homophobic and uses the occasional ableist turn of phrase in his mind but usually keeps it to himself. #i mean i can definitely understand not wanting to comr up with and write realistic malcolm tucker dialogue. i wouldnt want to. #but well the whole thing is a bit he wouldnt fucking say or do any of that #but again. i could see that clearly from the description and walked in eyes open #its good tho its given me a lot to think about at work.

[ruthlesslistener]

not to keep vagueposting about animal welfare discourse, but i happened to run into one of the blogs that was shitting on scout for their cow husbandry and the shit they were saying was so fucking stupid...it was something along the lines of 'rabbits aren't social animals because their wild ancestors have a social group set entirely by mating/the HRS tries to force you to bond rabbits unnecessarily and is a peta-affiliated organization/its unnecessary to spay female rabbits because the 85% association between uterine cancer and not spaying is only supported by two studies', all of which may make sense for breeding rabbits is complete and utter bullshit when dealing with pet rabbits.

Rabbits are indeed social animals that grow anxious when alone and should have SOME form of companionship most hours of the day. This does not have to be another rabbit, and the urging to establish a bonded pair is typically done for people who are OUT OF THE HOUSE most of the day. HRS and shelters don't 'force' pairings, they encourage them because having someone around 24/7 isnt always viable in American households. When I tried to get Celeste bonded because I was worried about her welfare (this was when I was 14 and new to rabbits), both the HRS and shelters talked us out of it because she very clearly did not care about other buns, and didn't need to be bonded because there was always someone around them. But if you're a singular person who's away from home most of the time, then yes you need some sort of partner animal because it reduces stress in your rabbit.

Those social structures are ofc going to be different if you have unfixed breeding animals, but the core aspect of it is still the same. Rabbits are social animals. They are comforted by the presence of others around them, form bonds with other rabbits, and feel more secure in groups. Just because they are more territorial when unfixed (as they should!) doesn't reduce the fact that they are social prey animals, it just means that you need to keep them in different conditions than you would a fixed creature with less hormonal urges

The HRS is not aligned with PETA. They denounce affiliations with meat breeders because they're entirely based on improving the welfare of rabbits that are kept as pets. I can see why some might feel offended on their stance against meat rabbits, but rabbits are still primarily viewed as livestock, and after hearing enough comments about people wanting to eat my rabbit, I can understand why they'd be so clear on it. People are assholes about pets that are commonly viewed as feeder animals.

There is indeed a high risk associated between UNBRED unspayed female rabbits and uterine cancer. This is supported by several studies on animals with similar breeding lifestyles by multiple veterinary institutions. You won't notice it in your breeding females because the risk is SPECIFICALLY for unbred animals, aka most pets. So yes, spaying is necessary for your doe's health if you do not intend to regularly breed or have stopped regularly breeding

Even if there wasn't a very real danger to their health, you'd still need to get them fixed to reduce behavioral problems. Unfixed rabbits are much more territorial, destructive, and aggressive, making them more difficult to keep in a home environment. They will growl, they will lunge and bite (and rabbit bites are not something you want to fuck with- I have scars from Celeste's nips), they will piss and shit to mark their territory and it WILL be pungent and unsanitary even if they are litterbox trained. They can still be cuddly with you, sure, that won't reduce their value as pets, but a perpetually sexually frustrated and territorial animal is not fun to deal with and is arguably unethical for the rabbit. If you want a pet rabbit, you need to get them spayed. And I say this from personal experience- Celeste wasn't spayed when we got her, but after she did get spayed, she became much more manageable and less likely to bite. She was still manageable beforehand, but afterwards she was a hell of a lot more relaxed and not stressed

There's nothing wrong with having significantly different husbandry because you are a meat/fur breeder; unfixed animals have different temperaments, different needs, and are typically kept in different conditions that are more economically and behaviorally suited to turning a profit. But those care requirements change drastically when you have only one to two fixed animals in a home environment, which means that you cannot pass judgement on pet care requirements when you're a meat breeder, and visa versa.

#lets also not forget that this whole discourse started bc someone said that culling goat kids at birth based on sex felt wrong #and some meat breeder took it as a personal attack even though rabbits and goats are DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT ANIMALS #yes hard culling rabbit kits is necessary. but its also not a massive fucking waste when they have huge litters #if you're breeding an animal for meat and they only have one or two at a time over a span of some months then its a MASSIVE WASTE #but anyways this is about rabbits and yeah. im bitter bc i miss celeste and the holier-than-thou attitude got to me #i dont have problems with how they keep their rabbits but i do have problems with them applying farming rules to domestic pets #if you have multiple unfixed rabbits in an outside hutch then yes you need to keep them seperate to prevent breeding and stress #but they're still fine because *they know other rabbits are there* #they can see smell and hear them #if you have ONE rabbit in a home environment it NEEDS companionship bc its alone #if its unfixed then no it cant be another rabbit but it can be you. if its fixed then thats when another bun is an option #and yes they are intensely social and rabbits that do accept a partner benefit massively from it have you even seen bonded pairs #they groom each other and flop together and spend all their time with each other its def. a mutually beneficial pairing #celeste just didnt need it bc there was always someone home with us so she saw other rabbits as a threat #but if that wasnt the case then it would have been different #they arent dogs or cats!! you cant treat them as such!! #and for the record the husbandry needs of unfixed vs fixed animals is a Thing for all other pet species #or at least most of the

[thottybrucewayne]

Knives Chau should have killed that group of white twenty-somethings and kept it pushin tbh

#thotty speaks #thotty rants #YES AND KIM'S WEIRD ASS TOO #She kissed Knives in the comic I feel like we just breeze by that shit cause she's the main one giving Scott shit for being a loser #But like no she was dead ass wrong for that #Also Scott asked Knives to have sex like the second she turned 18 #I feel like she should have killed him where he stood for that one like nigga... #People love saying 'Scott is a loser but he's not a predator it doesn't count cause he never slept with knives' #He intentionally led her on to make himself feel better about being the pathetic loser he is who fails in all his relationships due to his #inability to grow up just because he didn't take advantage of her sexually doesn't mean he's out of the clear for using her (then trying to #get with her the second she turned 18 like come on man that's arguably creepy behavior even if its lamp shaded its still really gross) #tw age gap mention

[hoodienanami]

ppl on this site will be like 'the sex pistols were soooo mean and evil and terrible so theyre not punk!!!' and then worship bad brains

#hoodie talks #all four of the actual sex pistols are better ppl then hr from bad brains could ever hope to be #also the linked article doesnt mention that hr loves beating the shit out of women and has been accused of rape #so if you actually think 'punk is kind' then you wouldnt be reccing his band #i like their music too but hr can die painfully just like all other domestic abusers and rapists #the rest of bad brains are fine tho theyve made apologies for The Incident and explained that their religion twisted their minds #and im very pro not viewing an entire band as Just their frontman so im not saying dont listen to them #im just saying dont be a hypocrite #btw the sex pistols were never violent or dangerous band! ppl were violent towards them but they didnt want violence at shows #sid vicious was violent yes but he wasnt part of the band until 1977 #and since the pistols broke up in january 1978 that means sid was in the band for barely a year #the rest of the band really didnt like how he acted and actually tried to stop him #but its very difficult to talk sense into a suicidal heroin addict #anyway i could tell you facts about your fav punk/hardcore band that would make you shit rocks for weeks! #theyre all bad ppl! everyone in the music industry is a bad person! #punk rock posting

[marstyler42]

All Hozier songs fit on a triangle graph. One point is "I am so full of existential dread". One point is "I am so horny for you". The last one is "I need to do drugs as soon as possible".

#hozier #existential dread: son of nyx #through me the flood #drugs: angel of small death and the codeine scene #horny: work song #obviously take me to church #on the existential-horny line: #in a week #on the horny-drugs line: #dinner and diatribes #on the drugs-existential line: oddly it will come back #i might make this graph with every single hozier song #but what about- yes. its on here. #drugs is also sometimes based on vibes or descriptions #and sex kind of counts as a drug here #thanks for coming to my ted talk

[devilfruitdyke]

i wish my family members would stop having a complex about my size and physical strength because i have the same one in the opposite direction and i legitimately do not know what my body looks like

#yes i am marginally the shortest one in the immediate family. yes you have a funny nickname based on that #is it worth the fact that i genuinely dont know how im perceived by others and now feel a vague need to compensate for everything about me #'oh so small 🥺 you dont play hockey 🥺 you dont have a job rn 🥺' #FACT CHECK FUCKERS. I AM LITERALLY THE AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR AMERICANS REGARDLESS OF SEX. #I WOKE UP AT 530 TO GO SWIM AND THE ONE YR COMPARING ME TO WAS LATE FOR SCHOOL. #I MADE OVER 700 DOLLARS IN A 2 WEEK PAYCHECK THIS SUMMER WHICH COMES OUT TO 35 HOURS PER WEEK. GET FUCKED. #also im in 10 clubs and pulling As in 6 honors classes. sorry that wasnt big and strong enough for you #and then they take that and theyre like 'oh teehee the responsible one compared to the dummy incompetent men' #ok but we do know how he needs to take the trash out rigjt #like it also sucks that my brother is pigeonholed as 'quiet meathead' because they clap and cheer for him when he does anything #its a weird degree of surveillance that he shouldnt be subjected to as hes figuring out how to be his own person #but for everything they see about him i do 5 things unnoticed #him as Quiet meathead leaves room for me to be either the tiny delicate responsible one or the frivolous hysterical one #HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE THIS IS JUST GENDER STEREOTYPES #ok this time im really gonna do it /not serious

[marypsue]

(For the record, while we're on the subject of meta-slasher-influenced story ideas, the 'what if Jade Daniels and the ghost of Eddie Munson were best friends and travelled the country fighting horror movie slashers together, and also the narrative was alive and trying to eat them' story idea turned out to have legs, and it's fucking running. I am just trying to keep up.)

#and also make myself attached enough to the other characters to make them interesting #but not so attached that I can't kill them off in brutal and graphic ways #it is a fine line. and a difficult one to tread. #(i'm currently on the fence about whether the Quirky Best Friend survives #and the Boyfriend of the Couple Who Have Sex In The Woods) #i realised like three scenes in that. when it's fan fiction. #everybody who reads it knows that yes actually these two main characters ARE innocent of the mass murders that have been laid at their feet #because those readers have seen the rest of their stories for themselves! #BUT. when I file the serial numbers off. you really only have their words for it #since this story picks up after all of that is already backstory #and as soon as I realised that was when the characters sat up and started breathing on their own #and this story really became something of its own instead of just 'i filed the serial numbers off' #listen. late at night. sometimes. i Will talk about my origfic. this is absolutely a threat.