I would give just about anything to not be so extremely, supremely tired all the damned time.
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Good morning, ladies, how are we feeling about the ritualistic self-punishment in the name of obsessive individualist health rhetoric? I hope you eat something tasty today 💖
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hnnnnnnnngh must not buy $150 monster high doll...it is not worth it
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working in medicine has me clinging onto kindness with a white knuckle grip
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The reason I don’t write smut often is because I will spend half an hour researching european showers and debating the likelihood of the taller partner hitting his head against a showerhead, even if it’s an adjustable one, but then it turns out the square footage of the showers there are on average much lower so it’s probably too cramped to be sexy because who wants to accidentally knock their knees against a toilet...
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i want a tattoo so bad and yet
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a great change and a great way to execute the idea
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Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"
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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy
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one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag
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