#too fuckin asexual for this

[baejax-the-great]

The reason I don’t write smut often is because I will spend half an hour researching european showers and debating the likelihood of the taller partner hitting his head against a showerhead, even if it’s an adjustable one, but then it turns out the square footage of the showers there are on average much lower so it’s probably too cramped to be sexy because who wants to accidentally knock their knees against a toilet...

#it's a fantasy you literally don't have to care about things like this #and yet this is what I think of #I mean what if it's one of those bathrooms where the showerhead is just open to the rest of the room #like the bathroom i had in china #it's a fantasy the bathroom can actually be whatever I want it to be #and yet and yet and yet #too fuckin asexual for this #mind is full of logistics #and thanks to julia for your shower tips

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Jason: Tell me your wildest fantasy.

Natsu: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast.

#jason the reporter #natsu continues to be a mood #listen as an asexual who rlly fuckin likes sleeping and food. me too #natsu dragneel #fairy tail #incorrect fairy tail quotes #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga

[gotta-bail-my-quails]

everyone is fucking clowning on the new playable character/unit in this game and calling him covered in tapeworms and shit and im like. hes a SLUT okay? a WHORE!!! he wears pants with rips in them at his upper thigh!! his ass is OUT!! he has a smug fucking smile and its beautiful!!! he wears a gotdam corset thing with a COMPLETELY open button up!! hes got a lil purple bowtie <3 HES BALD he has a crotch guard??? and he is not wearing his fucking big goofy ass jacket, it literally just floats over his shoulders. his fucking hands arent attached to his body, theyre the floating white gloved hands some allo people find hot for some reason. HIS FUCKING HAT!!!! oh and he has a gun

#i desire him carnally #i say that as an asexual #dislyte #this is about toland yes #too bad im never gonna fuckin get him #btw he seems to have been white or blond before this??? #yknow. the whole tapeworm thing? #like!!! his design is so funky and as an artist i would hate to make a reference for it #but my glob is drawing him fun #dislyte toland #I wanna see what others who don't know about toland think he looks like from this description

[nettlestingsoup]

@ficwip's word of the week is friend! here's an excerpt from the red thread au that i swear i am running final, final edits on right now - and a little insight into the minchan plotline of that fic! <3

“You don’t have to tell me anything you don’t want to,” Seungmin says carefully. There’s something else here, he thinks, another layer that Hyunjin is leaving veiled and buried, and Seungmin doesn’t want to force him to unearth it if he doesn’t think it necessary or fair. This isn’t his story, after all. “No, it’s… it’s fine. I checked with Chan if I could tell you and he said yes.” Hyunjin takes a sip of his coffee, the aromatic steam wafting across the table for a second, and heaves a long, heavy sigh. “Chan’s asexual. And he’s not really- he isn’t out. Not really. He’s told me, and I asked him if I could tell you, and I think an old friend of his knows, but… that’s it.” “Not… not Minho?” “No. Not Minho."

#me as an asexual putting asexual angst into a fic? #you fuckin bet #i'm aro too which this chan isn't #but i didn't think i was aro for a while and the PARANOIA about dating while ace is real and it sucks #ao3 author #stray kids fic #nettle talks #becoming human with you #minchan

[queer-pagan-witch]

One day I will learn, that just because the bottle is low, does not mean I need to finish off the bottle.

#imma be so fuckin hungover tomorrow #someone should kiss me #and i moght be either asexual or aromantic or both which like woo thats funny to only me for so many trauma reasons #i love #im so drunk #i too drunk #i stated typing thos at 12:30 #imma smoke pot after i post this #if your reqding my tags hi i love you. why are you reading this though like im a schizo bipolar depreased trans girl im unhinged in the tags #i need to stop drinking by myself #if think im an alcoholic as well if it wasnt for the fact that i can genuinely stop when ever i want but idkmaybe that changes? #at this point im just typing to annoy myself cause i think its funny to annoy other people and itd be hypothetical to not annoy myself #im ramblimg in the tags and honestly its your fault for still reading this #trans thought time #i wish i was born with a pussy but i do like having a cock and there is a possibility im genderfluid and fuck me that sucks if true #like how do you transition if your genderfluid? like i kinda want a cock and pussy and i know thats an actual option #but is it the right option? #i hate being trans but not knowing what kinda trans maybe ill hit where im at with my gender and just say tranny #cause i already say faggot for my sexuality instead of anything specific maybe i should just say tranny #this is probably what a therapist is for but idk if i can justify paying for this instead of saving money to buy a hoise #america sucks #capitalism sucks #love is such a bullshit thing #how can i be in love with some ane be in love with someone. being in love is nothing but selfish but also you have to be selfish for youryou #like i know that doesn't make sense sense but it makes sense to me and i also know its wrong #maybe i should give up and spend money on a therapist #i love my freinds and would sacrifice myself for them literally #12:51 and i have one more short tag to add #i hope you didnt read this far cause even in a drunk state this tag is embarrassing and im sorry you know me irl im sorry this is rambly+ugh #but if you dead read all the tags <3 i love yoh and would die for you

[un-pearable]

it’s 100% the ace in me but i’m obsessed with characters who absolutely are obsessed with someone else but are too myopic/self absorbed/emotionally illiterate to ever realize they are. or that they’re gay/in love/whatever. or that those are even options

#i’m not shipping anything i’m just saying he lives in his mind rent fuckin free. #he could 100% be entirely obsessed with him in a purely asexual way but he’s too fixated to even recognize THAT let alone anything else #there’s no way to talk about this without sounding insane i swear i’m not shipping goku and vegeta just because. #i’m just saying. there’s a pattern

[mistergender]

🍬MY NAME IS BANDU- HOW ARE YOU ! 🍬

#bandu fnf #bandu #dave and bambi bandu #origin bandu #badai #badai fnf #true form bandu #friday night funkin #vs dave and bambi golden apple #dave and bambi golden apple #vs dave and bambi fnf #dave and bambi #asexual panromantic #transmasc #character ref sheet #this took over a month and paired this with the expunged ref too both took upwards or over 100 hours #side effect pf being a detail freak #so please fuckin look at this

[carrionmansion]

Shout-out to weird kinky horny ace people you do be goin thru some shit some days huh

#theres still too much misunderstanding and assumptions abt the ace community assuming everyone in it is rlly sex negative #a firm and supportive handshake to my sex repulsed/completely nonsexual ace lads too tho. solidarity in not fuckin being listened to #asexual

[ambagelbraindump]

yhinkin about guile fan

#she is somft and I like her #apparently their mom likes me too #although she does think we’re banging every time we’re together #which is really fuckin funny to me #considering that we’re both extremely asexual #I woke up giggling about this #I am learning so so much

[plushiehamuko]

being aroace is crazy bc sometimes it's like. whoo yay i have such a wider perception of relationships that's so cool yay!!! and sometimes it's like. i hate this it sucks

#squishy talks too much #i love my identity as aroace. but like #i am tired of being misunderstood #i wish i didn't have to go on social media and see people saying aroace identities and relationships aren't real #i wish i didn't have to go on aroace posts and see allo people say shit that is just straight up insensitive in the comments lol #i wish i didn't have to simplify my identity when people i don't know well enough ask bc they're not gonna understand if i tell them i'm #aro and a lesbian. sometimes people don't even understand asexual and lesbian #some people don't even know aro and ace are both separate things. some people don't know there is aroace at all #and like i don't mind when they're nice and they're respectful upon me explaining but it's like. can we please acknowledge aroace people #just as a whole. to the point where i don't have to consistently explain even the *very basic basics* to people both queer and not queer #and i wish i never personally had to argue with people about whether my aroaceness is valid or not #like. people have told me my identity and other aroace identities are fake DIRECTLY and DEBATED me on my OWN FEELINGS #like it's fuckin high school english or sum. it's insane #and i wish i could look at the list of Options when it comes to relationships and like #not want to choose 'none of the above but also not nothing in general' #and. i'm just tired #WAIT I FORGOT ONE MORE #i wish people would have aroace hcs for characters that aren't just #The Token Obvious Character To Call Aroace #i wish allo people would see us as more than a few repetitive and tired stereotypes #and i wish close relationships in fiction would be seen in aroace contexts #okay that's seriously it sorry for hater-ing on main

[aroaceofthesea]

Anyone dm me and we become best friends and you are the son of a famous las vegas casino but your mother has been arrested so you invite me and all our group of best friends to pull a heist on the rival casino because you think it was their fault

#aces wild #<-this book is so good you really gotta read it #fr tho i want online friends like the aces wild pls🙏🙏 #if anyone wanna dm me pls do it the others aren't requirements :) #fr im too awkward to start conversations but ill gladly continue them (actually im also too awkward to end them loll) #but i want wholesome online friends like jack has😔 #and really read the book bc its fuckin awesome #mine #ace #asexual #books

[pinkpuffballdude]

me, writing poetry: I will now pepper in the fact that I'm a linguist*

#*not professionally. truly an amature in all senses #but reading my poetry like hm interesting I really do focus on How Words Work a whole lot huh #true story #espesh in my fuckin. dragon age poems? #I love dorian sm it's unreal #and like every single time I write a poem for/about him I include smth about how 'amicus' in latin #*technically* means friend #but has similar connotations to 'boyfriend' in english #german has the same thing where if you want to say 'this is my friend' you have to say smth like 'this is a friend of mine' #cause if you just give the possesive it implies you're dating #now. as an aromantic. but Not asexual. ohhhh my mcfucking god I am gonna milk the shit out of this #cause YEA he's my friend!!! but also. he's My Friend ya know #'he's my boyfriend' NO!! weird. gross. bad. too allo. 'he's my friend (homoerotic undertones'? absolutely sign me UP

[doomednarrative]

Having revelations about my identity again and tbh its not actually as like earth shattering to my sense of self as I expected it to be

#will elaborate more here in the tags so its not a longass post #but tldr: I'm not asexual like I thought I was for 8 fuckin years! #and im actually happy with figuring that out #the label worked well for me when i needed it for what i needed it for but now it does not fit any longer #and im cool with that #this doesnt make asexuality an invalid label or anything of course its just not the one that actually applies to me as it turns out #not to get too into gritty details but like #i was mistaking my issues with dysphoria and some trauma based shit as well as general repression issues due to my upbringing #with being ace #because it caused some similar feelings and disconnects for a long time #but as ive had time to heal and actually be around other friends and people who helped foster a safe enviornment to explore my shit #ive found im not actually asexual #im uh. much more open to kink than I previously thought but i wont elaborate on that on this account at least #but still it is a thing. recent revelation #anyways yeah thats whats going on #this years been a Lot in terms of like reconfiguring and finding out new shit about my personal identity #but in a very good way #think i understand myself better now than i ever did and it feels nice #me talking

[angstydiaz]

also just to try and cleanse my blog

if you are one of those "no kink at pride" please shut up and get the fuck off my blog. you literally use the same mindframe as anti trans and anti drag conservatives thank you and gn. They will frame anything queer as "deviant" and "predatory" and you are contributing to uplift that

(also dni with this post if you dont support trans ppl and ace/arospec ppl}

#stop trying to over sanitize everything i beg #like wanting spaces for under a certain age queer youth is fine BUT acting like people in kink at pride is predatory and awful IS NOT #and i have went to many a pride event and truly i think ppl online over exaggerate the amount of kink stuff #but THATS NOT THE FUCKING POINT #anti queer people will use absolutely anything to justify bigotry and so to take their logic and use it against your own community is vile #How many fucking queer people have been called predatory for just fucking exiisting? far too fuckin many #also stop using leftist purity culture “oh its far too sexualised” PEOPLE HAVE USED THAT AGAINEST FOR YEARS #lgbtq #pride month #lesbian #gay #queer #trans #bisexual #lgbtq discourse #asexual #lgbtq community #pride #genderfluid #nonbinary #drag #tw homophobia #tw transphobia

[hopefullyababe]

huh. i miss her.

#daphnes talking again #she has a real unique name so i cant say it. its too traceable. #but. i used to call her regina in my poems. like from mean girls. #but she had this red hair. and it was so curly. so fluffy. she wore gold eye shadow. she was real affectionate #but she was such a bitch. genuinely such a bitch. she smack talked ppl all the time. but it was funny. it was fun to listen to #she had drama with people yeah. but. i dunno. i thought i kept my head down too much to ever be on the other side of her #and she liked a boy that liked me. you know. #and i thought i could have it both ways. that i could date someone who liked me and still be her friend. i thought i could have her too #but hey. thats. thats not what happened #and i look back and i realize. yeah. she fucking sucked. she was. how do you say it. she was toxic #but. fuck why do i miss her #she didnt even like me #why do i want her back #why do i want to tell her i was in love with her the entire time and i didnt even know #in love in this. weird way i do it. #not in the real way. but hey. what does that matter. maybe she would have humoured me #ugh. anyway #we would have had a weird relationship. she was asexual. im aromantic. we would have had some weird gaps #but. ugh. i dunno. maybe im just lonely #and whos fuckin fault is that #urururgrrhrhhhh #girl im self aware i know that its the depression. but like. how i make it go away

[alllgator-blood]

I gotta post this quick and hop off for the day, but I LITERALLY STAYED UP ALL NIGHT *AGAIN* TO MAKE SURE SHAMURA GOT FINISHED. They're pretty crinkly in some areas because I have to like manually fix their crown + spider butt thing + spider legs after moving them, and I just didn't care enough to retake the photos. I like the wonkiness of them because I just wanted them to have the energy of like, a very old and well-loved scrungly creature

I wanna slam some energy drinks and do like an ask doodle marathon soon because there's some great ones in there I haven't gotten around to, I think I'm done sewing for the time being so heket + leshy + narinder will have to wait to be brought into existence

I did NOT end up doing their extra spider legs on their torso because they kept getting in the way. Honestly one of the biggest concerns for me was figuring out how their body would work because I've never like...though all that hard about what shamura looks like under their cloak? I was debating making their body like mystic seller's where it's just void and space, then I remembered a really old hc I have where the bandages you see under their cloak in their eldritch form are like a binder, so I was torn between both and somehow chose neither. I'm gonna be retouching all the plushies I make eventually so maybe I'll end up doing one. I have an olldddd comic where they're pressured into taking their cloak off and it's just like eldritch horror that melts your face like that indiana jones scene. I would post it but it's VERY graphic lmao

Also shoutout to my cousin for beading me the asexual + nonbinary earrings in the third-to-last pic, every fuckin person in my family can do epic beadwork except me apparently >:( I am a FAKE FAN of my OWN CULTURE. I'VE BEEN TYPING TOO LONG I GOTTA STOP EVERYONE IS WONDERING WHERE I'M AT BUT I NEEDED TO POST THIS!!!!!!

#cult of the lamb #shamura #cotl #felt craft #plushie