Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*
Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!
Alastor: *Falls over*
Lucifer: The poison is kicking in
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Kara: FOUR MONTHS.
Lena: Kara, it’s not that big of a dea-
Kara: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR F O U R MONTHS
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Zane from Ninjago is not a robot. He has never been a robot, and should never become a robot. Nothing against robots, but he has been a human for 10+ years. We all grew up with Zane and why would we let them change him for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is a robot, not rewrite one of the best Lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree Zane should stay a human. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will not contact the new writer on Instagram because WHY WOULD I DO THAT??!?
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my body is a machine that turns cute girls into thigh muscle
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“I’m gay” “I’m straight” okay??? Now they're in so deep??? You know she's such a fool for him??? She's got a ring around her finger??? And Abed hired an Irish singer??? Britta's marrying?? Britta's marrying??? Britta's marrying Jeffrey Winger???
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Wei Wuxian: y’know what, fuck all y’all. I’ma sit here wearing a blindfold and see what kinda demonic beast dares lay a finger on me.
Lan Wangji:
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all of my haters become gators when i soak in the wetlands of success
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Maverick: I do what I want
Goose: I'm calling Ice
Maverick: wait - no
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