#and you know what i respect sam for it

[simplenefelibata]

as much as i love sam knowing about destiel before dean does, there's something about "i mean yeah my brother and his angel best friend are really weird about each other, live together, co-parent a kid, nearly kill themselves every time the other is gone, stand too close and stare at the other's mouth while they talk, but i mean to each their own i guess??" that's so special to me

#it's just so funny #and when it finally clics he's like #OH #that... explains a lot actually #he's so committed to believe dean's heterosexual act #and you know what i respect sam for it #if the dude says he's straight then it doesn't matter he stares at men lusting! he's STRAIGHT. #i'm sam btw #i had a friend who told me for 6 months he was straights while he performed in my face Telephone by Lady Gaga #and also knew the entire loona lore #but he said he was STRAIGHT okay #i had the audacity (or the politeness ig) to act surprised when he came out #i'm rambling #sorry #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural #spn #casdean #sam winchester

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Dean Winchester of Supernatural fame is NOT reading parenting books he is putting on Cheaper By The Dozen, Daddy Daycare and Honey I Shrunk The Kids taking notes.

#i woulda said full house but dean's more a movie guy than a tv guy #it doesn't help. btw. lol. #if dean read a gentle parenting guide he would scoff and roll his eyes and throw it across the room #and eventually start silently weeping if he was convinced to keep going bc HE was a kid and HE didn't get treated with respect or gentlenes #dean in an argument with those mommy bloggers he follows saying something like 'please. i was left in a motel room with my brother #from like age 7 upwards I think little Timmy will be okay in the car by himself for 3 minutes 🙄“ #and someone hits him with 'I'm so sorry that happened to you' and he tries to brush it off all day and complain about it to Sam #and Sam's like. yeah it was kinda fucked up though. and Dean's like WELL I KNOW THAT BUT HE WAS DOING HIS BEST #(not fully believing it bc he certainly can't picture leaving a 7 year old alone in the world they live in no matter what) #(and Dean's never fully actually agreed with their dad but he feels attacked by Sam's agreeing) #(but old habits run deep) #cawis creates

[a-wondering-thought]

hey quick message to adults, if you're condescending when trying to teach teenagers about shit, then they aren't gonna listen to you no matter how important the shit you're saying is.

#moral of the story is that while you may have valid concerns and want to teach teenagers about those things #then dont be an asshole about it #because that. will. not. make. make. them. learn. or. listen. to what. you're. saying. #also i get the concern about safety on the internet and not really knowing who you're talking to #and learning and knowing how to stay safe on the internet is really important #but like if all you do is say that “you never know it could be a 40 year old man you're talking to” or some shit and dont actually teach us #then you arent doing jackshit to help #and it also kinda says that you dont trust teenagers judgement #which could maybe be a kinda fair concern because idk we may trust people too easily #but when you way it up #it just says you dont trust our judgement more #and like you dont think we can know its a fucking forty year old man #like almost all my mutuals are also mentally ill teenagers like myself #if a forty year old man could impersonate them that well then honestly they have my fucking respect #sam screams into the void

[rohirric-hunter]

Also I'm vaguely offended at the implicit assumption that hobbits as a general rule don't already know who Morgoth is

#this is about something i posted a long time ago but its been eating at me #like obviously they know who morgoth is #they know who sauron is #or at any rate have as much of an understanding of him as anyone else who isnt a scholar or resident of gondor #so it stands to reason that they would also have a basic understanding of morgoth #a dark lord who has just about the same amount to do with them and their lives #i mean i think people get this impression that hobbits are dumb and dont know things from pippin and sam #pippin is a child #and while sam himself is curious and smart and eager to learn and know things #i would put money on it that you could tell the gaffer that the earth was round and he would immediately forget that information #because it doesnt have anything to do with his life and he therefore doesnt need to know it #so sam hasnt really been told as many things as a lot of people #both of them are bad examples #compare them to bilbos ability to infer things in the hobbit based on a general background knowledge of the world at large #like he knows what a furrier is! i dont even know what a furrier is! #but anyway the point is i think the hobbits know how the world works #they keep to themselves but theyre not isolated lmao #like idk if yall are aware of this but theres this road that runs right through the middle of their country called the GREAT EAST ROAD #they turn suspicious people back at the borders but there are plenty of perfectly respectable people who come through #down. you know. the GREAT EAST ROAD #they know whats out there. they just dont care

[missmagooglie]

Sam Reich is fucking evil, and I for one support him.

#game changer #:Dropout #dropout #escape the greenroom #i watched Game Changer because none of my 911 streams were working #and you know what? #i don't regret it. #sam torturing his friends and colleagues will never not be funny #and mad respect for Lou Wilson #who got locked in a room #and IMMEDIATELY broke shit #'lock me in a room? I'ma bash this (fake) guitar against the wall'

[crowley-the-1-true-king-of-hell]

I fixed Dean's entry for Castiel in the MoL Bestiary

First purple: Like a child

I don't like an autism coded trait like seeing things literally being see as a child like trait. Because when Cas is seen like a child that means he gets less respect and faith in his ability

Second purple: Betrayed us

Bitch? Tf? When? He did nothing you didn't or wouldn't do yourself

Third purple: Left us

How dare Cas have the audacity to have a life outside of you and Sam I guess 🙄

Fourth purple: We will always have his back

Are you sure about that? Because it sure af didn't look that way in season 6. Sure it didn't work out, but you didn't side with Cas NOT because you can see the future and had a vision that it wouldn't work out. It's because you didn't like Cas working with Crowley

Hands up if Cas should get to write his own entry about Dean in the bestiary? But it has as much criticism in it as Dean's does if not more so?

I mean Bestiary is about animals both Supernatural and not Supernatural. Humans are animals

Are angels animals?

a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.

Cas doesn't need to eat under ordinary circumstances so he's not an animal. But since his entry was written anyway then Dean and Sam really should be added as entries as well

Should be called "Supernatural beings" rather than bestiary

No no no make new vessel Crowley write Sam and Dean's entries. That would be amazing! Would have "morons" and "self-righteous" everywhere

Feathers wrote the previous entry about Squirrel and Moose. I've crossed out every Sam, Dean, my family and my brother/s and written "Moose" "Squirrel" and "moron" above that instead

I have to work quick though, before Feathers catches me editing his entry

Okay this is my entry

SQUIRREL AND MOOSE

Squirrel is a moody alcoholic and Moose has temper issues. They both come up with good ideas and have even outsmarted me but then when they open their mouth it's so moronic I wonder if God helped them? They've both caused so much collateral damage, and pain. But they think it's fine because they save one person every now and then. Anyway despite all that they are great big bloody heroes and unfortunately are a bad influence on me ...

I wish they wouldn't look down on Feathers when he loses his powers

Feelings >_<

This is my entry for Cas

FEATHERS

Cas is very powerful, very capable and very intelligent. Too many people, especially Squirrel underestimate him or look down on him. Even without powers he would be able to kick the candy out of most of his enemies

Feathers has been my partner in mischief! My enemy in arms! My hunter buddy! My crush! My kitten metaphorically speakinv

He is so magnificent I chose him over my revenge on Lucifer and I don't regret that decision

Feathers never gets boring unlike Squirrel. After six months with Demon Squirrel in a bar I wanted to tear off my own face

Right sorry this entry is about Feathers not my feelings! I got a bit carried away there. It was Feather's idea to fake my death and Feathers did a really good job lying to Moose and Squirrel. I was very proud that he had them fooled for two years!

He came up with so many good strategic ideas for getting monsters and he is amazing at torture! Better than me even. Which I may be a smidgen jealous about. I did teach him but he surpassed me

I also like ruffling his feathers because it's sexy when he slams me up against a wall

He did betray me but can you imagine if there were Leviathans running around in Hell? *Shudders* so it all worked out for the best. Beside he did apologize and he's too fun not to work with

I decided to forgive him and team up with him again because a life without Feathers is a boring one. Even Feathers as an enemy is better than no Feathers at all

Feathers has or used to have these powers

Entering human dreams. Okay so one day I was bored and I decided to give this human nightmares and Cas gave me the stare and turned my nightmare into a happy dream

So we were both trying to win the dream battle and well Cas won. Look he's an angel okay! He's meant to be stronger

Smiting demons

Telekinesis. Did you know he uses telekinesis just before a smite to stop a demon from teleporting away before the smite happens? Most demons can't teleport but on the off chance they can

He only bothers doing that if he means to kill the demon in a "hit list" sense rather than a "you're in my way" sense. I felt him holding onto me when I teamed up with Raphael but I wasn't worried because I had Raphael's protection

Teleportation. Okay so we would play this game where we had to teleport behind each other and tag each other. What you think spending two years together and it was nothing but business?

Time travel. I've been tempted to ask to be sent back in time myself but I've noticed how weak it makes him and I didn't want Cas to die but at the time I lied to myself and said it's because I didn't want my partner being too weak otherwise he's useless to me

His powers go above and beyond that so this will have to be continued at another date maybe

I've also enchanted my entry so none of those lot will be able to edit it or rip the page from the book

*A few hours later*

Crowley hears Dean yell "Crowley! What the hell is this? You son of a bitch!" as he points at his entry

Crowley smoothly responds "well that's an entry for you and Moose"

#castiel #dean critical #you know I was hoping this entry would be idk??? #good? respectful? #but too much to ask for #supernatural #bitter cas girl feelings #Crowley spn #Crowstiel #sam critical #winchesters critical #I believe Crowley would write good stuff about Sam and Dean as well if we're being honest #But since this was me having fun I didnt want to dedicate my time to praising what #the boys are good at

[whysamwhy123]

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.........................................................................do I really want to write Ricky/Christian??

#What is wrong with you Sam you should not be allowed to write #What can I say I guess I collect rarepairs like Pokemon cards #I have one very specific fic to thank for this newfound obsession of mine #(You know who are you *winks*) #But I...I can't get it out of my head?? #And I'm so surprised by it? Like not the Ricky part because he's always been my fave #And he always gets neglected by the fandom so I'll take any pairing with him in it that I can get #But I'm really not a Christian Cage enjoyer? #I respect him as a performer and stuff but like #I think he's in the same camp as MJF for me #Where I don't particularly enjoy him in the product itself #But I enjoy him in fic form because fic writers tend to pick up on what actually interests me about those characters #And run with it in a way that can't really happen in canon #So yeah I have hardcore brainrot because of this now #And more specifically...it's Sugar Baby Ricky #With Christian as his meal ticket #And each of them thinks they're playing the other #But really they're playing themselves #Jesus Sam these tags are out of control shut the fuck up dude!

[lazylyz]

listen, listen. im dying for the lads to get their miracle on ice moment. the parallels are killing meee. Herb bringing in timmy to light a fire, make them realize why their team so special without that star player. having them stand up for each other and choose the team over a single player.

even though they didn't bring in zava under that intent or purpose, his character is playing the same role that timmy does in moi. and to have jamie be the one to recognize it first is soo good.

but the coaches aren't picking up on it because they're blinded by their own issues, and end up treating jamie like he used to be. because "jamie is the center of attention and zava is taking that away so that's why jamie is upset" and not the actual reason is that jamie recognizes how much a player like that disrupts a good team from functioning like it should.

zava's great and all, but he's not part of the family. he wasn't there from the start. he hasn't gone through the trenches with them. He didn't sacrifice something of himself for this team to lift the "curse". He wasn't there for the team's heartbreaking relegation. He wasn't there for the record number of ties nor for the man city loss and the fallout from that. He didn't fight with them in the climb back up to premier league.

im excited to see what it takes for them to come together and say "hey we actually don't need this guy" because they have each other's backs and won't put one player above the rest because, at the end of the day, the game itself does not matter, the people do.

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #my thoughts are all jumbled and i don't know if any of this is coherent because i just finished watching the ep but #i just want jamie going to isaac colin and sam and have all of them be the ones to step up and go to roy to hear them out #and have roy vouch for them and make good tactical decisions for the team #because he's a good coach and they all respect him because he's been there as a player #and knows what it's like to have a hot shot over shadow you and the rest of the team #anyways im 100% normal about this show #but now im going to go watch miracle (2004) again #and if you haven't seen it you should watch it too #the hockey himbos are the og himbos

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

i just wanna say thank you for introducing ted lasso into my life bc I just got to THAT hug and let me say I am a sobbing mess 10/10 good stuff

truly THEE hug of all time. i still can't think about it without getting a little emo over it tbh

#love that i ''introduced'' it to you when all i did was go absolutely feral over it for a week #you saw my insanity and you were like ''you know what? i'll have some of that too'' and i respect that anon #anon #sam answers stuff

[quietwingsinthesky]

zachariah is the best character on this show actually

#he's so funny!!!! #also supernatural always coming in with the 'character suddenly says something quiet and devastating and then moves on' #even for him #'Everybody's laughing at me!' (pause and then quieter) 'and they're right to do it.' #zach my man i will dig into your silly little psyche #i mean okay you don't really have to dig he lays it out right there #he was top dog and then failing to grab the winchesters knocked him down. #and like. we know what getting knocked down in heaven means. he knows what it means. #how much can he fail before they toss him right in the chair where he sent castiel once. #no. look. listen to me. i'm not crazy. he's fascinating to me okay. #naomi is fascinating in the later seasons for similar reasons but she has different-ish motives. on the whole she's here for the collective #and zach is certainly serving heaven's interests. zero doubt in that. but like. he is also definitely serving his own. #he wants to be top of the food chain. useful to michael. because that's one of the few positions in heaven that means you get power. #and he takes it out on the people under him! he says it himself! he's petty! #resorts to physical violence to get sam & dean to do what he wants like they are stress balls. #(stands in front of them and goes >:) im gonna fuck ur mom. who else is doing it like him.) #im getting distracted my point is like. zachariah is probably the angel the most aware of the position he's in. #different than his awareness of like. his role in the story like raphael or lucifer or michael. but his role in the system? #he understands that. he knows how to play that game very well to make himself the most powerful respected angel in the room. #heaven cult my beloved. zachariah would sell anyone out for a corn chip and a promotion. #because of course he would. why wouldn't he. him looking around at other angels thinking: well why wouldn't you. i have to get there first. #tl;dr he's so funny. literally smiling every time he's on screen im gonna miss him when he dies. #zachariah spn #spn #(no okay wait not done. all of that there. all his posturing and making sure he's in the top position. #and despite that. joshua walks on screen. says 'scram' and zach Knows he can't do shit about it and leaves. like!!!! #THAT'S IT! THESIS. DOESN'T MATTER HOW HIGH IN THE OFFICE HE IS. ONE SLAP FROM UP TOP AND HE HAS TO BACK OFF!!! #THERE IS NO WINNING THIS GAME! THERE IS ONLY PLAYING IT AS BEST YOU CAN UNTIL SOMEONE FLIPS THE FUCKING BOARD!!!) #now im done <3

[savterifuckedup]

i'm definitely not going to watch later seasons of supernatural (a. i have taste and b. it's always better to rewatch the first 3 seasons if you ask me), BUT sometimes i just think about this scene from 5×16 "dark side of the moon" and how it basically confirms all this "dean and sam are soulmates" thing because, well. they are, as they end up in heaven together at the end of the series. you know, like soulmates do, according to the lore itself :)

#yeah everybody knows it who are you going to surprise with it yada yada yada #shut up i have only the first three seasons stored in my brain #so i decided to rewatch seasons 4&5 and look what it did to me #not saying i'm enjoying but hell #i forgot how much i love these dorks and their father (bobby. it's bobby guys.) #in this house we do NOT have even the tiniest bit of respect for john winchester #dean and sam are soulmates and it's canon hehe #samdean #wincest #supernatural

[samwinchesterpregnant]

your opinion on top/bottom discourse

well according to the athenian definitions of “erastes” and “eromenos”—

#just kidding #i truly don’t care either which way and it’s definitely not as concrete in practice as fandom discourse would lead you to believe #however bottom sam does get my you know what rock solid more than bottom dean does #but i respect them all in every universe #i usually follow sibling age hierarchy regarding these things LMAO just like the athenians

[adammilligan]

COULD adam overpower michael like sam did to lucifer? in theory yes i think he could the problem is adam doesn't really have the willpower for it anymore. i mean the end of 15x08 kind of established him as a bit of a wreck with the whole "since when do we get what we deserve" thing because yknow. he was in a cage for a thousand years and he's tired in a hopeless sort of way. if it happens it happens. not to mention michael's his friend! so his willpower would be weakened by that as well. but at the same time i can't see any sort of scenario popping up where adam WOULD have to suppress michael because there is no situation in which michael would be fighting tooth and nail to be in complete control like lucifer was. he respects adam too much to do that and is extraordinarily gentle with him to boot. so in theory yes he could but in practice? michael just hands him control the second adam wants it

#i'm thinking about this one time that jabel said that adam's reached the point where he'd just sort of sit back and let shit happen to him #and i've always sort of thought along the same lines in a way? that the way michael brought up lucifer being freed while adam sat in hell #specifically was like. a breaking point for him. and that's when that sort of bleak state of mind started to set in #and it isn't like adam is incapable of being hopeful anymore! he was hopeful for the future in the diner! #but there is just a bone-deep weariness about him at the end of the episode. which could be explained by the fact that they just got #the god bomb dropped on them. but also it was in response to him being called a good man and being told that he didn't deserve what #happened to him. so yes it's about the cage and yes it's about the silent sense of hopelessness he sits in #i think if something like that ever came up in conversation. maybe in the cage or something #if they're talking about control and how sam did it. or whatever. and adam's just like what does it matter. if you wanted control #i couldn't stop you anyway. and you just know michael would disagree with him about it and say that adam more than has the mental #capacity to suppress him if needed. but adam's not really listening because he's just so resigned to the idea of it happening #like there really is such a power imbalance between them and when building a relationship like theirs that's not something they can really. #ignore. and i think a lot of it at first would be adam resigning himself to the fact that if michael wanted the body he'd have the body #and he couldn't do anything about it. and it doesn't even matter anyway. and then michael's on the other side like #no it DOES matter. i DO respect you. i DON'T want to put you in that sort of position ever. i need you to believe me #like yes michael has issues the size of ten galaxies combined. but honestly so does adam #and even though adam has a tendency to brush talk of his feelings off like they're nothing in 15x08 #michael does reach out! more than once! so there's no reason to assume he wouldn't about this as well #kate rambles #we came to an agreement #michael #adam milligan #midam

[hellhoundlair]

i imagine the word for "brother" in enochian is more of an equivalent to "brother in arms" or something to use to refer to a fellow soldier (because. angels.) which sam doesnt like. and the only other word close to Brother in enochian is an equivalent to the word "relative". which is a bit of an emotionless word with no weight to it. so once sam figures that out he starts to refer to dean as something like "soulmate" or "beloved" in enochian. just cus it fits them better :)

#ik what it sounds like but its important that this is gen/as close to the relationship they have in canon to me #and i like to think that dean lives in IGNORANCE not knowing that whenever sam talks abt him in enochian hes refering to him with like #the most amount of love and respect you can in the enochian language <3 #he has no clue his little brother still looks at him like hes hung the moon #is hung the moon a saying or am i misremembering that

[how2spell-sandwhich]

just to clear things up because i’ve witnessed fandom wars that never needed to happen: if i say a character is x y or z romantic or sexual or gender orientation and it never happened in the canon then i am fully aware that people can and probably should disagree and have other opinions at some point because that’s really what a headcannon is. i’m not about to shit my pants over an opinion on fiction

#basically it’s not canon think whatever you want i respect it #watched someone single handedly kill an entire fandom over this kind of nonsense #clarifying that that will never be me lmfao #if you’re headcannoning against the canon you’re kinda lacking in the brain department but ya know what i haven’t seen that happen here #the sam wars

[baba-fett]

Unpopular Opinion: Ray Park Darth Maul is way hotter than Clone Wars Maul.

send me your unpopular opinion on or off anon

#you know what I respect it #tbh for clone wars it’s hugely Sam witwer’s voice that gets me #also his slutty apparel