Lucifer you wh0re- It's not even april 1st anymore 👉
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Charlie to Lucifer: let me get this straight.
Charlie: you've romanced Lilith, my mom,
Charlie: Alastor, the RADIO DEMON,
Alastor: that's not true--
Charlie: Eve, Adam's new wife,
Charlie: and Adam, OUR ENEMY!
Charlie: who's next???
Angel Dust: *appears*
Charlie: ...
Angel Dust: *smirks*
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I imagine that getting clear pictures of Alastor is impossible. You can't get video or photos of him clear enough to make much out.
now imagine Lucifer having a sketchbook filled with lovingly rendered sketches of him that he guards like gold
just.
imagine the ship potential in general for Lucifer being an artist, it's perfect for any ship
imagine a hand-painted deck of cards for Husk, incredibly detailed wooden spiders for Angel, all those portraits of his family he personally painted for Lilith(maybe he designed/created her clothes! jewelry!)
i can't think of any other ships atm but you see what i'm getting at?? the potential!!!!
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Headcannon Alert
Whenever Angel Dust is having a panic attack in his room, i.e., throwing shit and breaking mirrors, he plays loud music so no one can hear his destruction.
The rest of the hazbitches (*cough* Vaggie *cough*) think he's just being a moody teen and all complain about the loud crass music.
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Random ship I kinda warmed up to: appledust
Specifically the dynamic where it's super casual and they're mostly flattered by each other's attention.
Lucifer is flattered that an attractive young man like Angel is into him, he's like "Still got it!", and Angel enjoys how gracefully Lucifer takes his flirting and the way he flirts back without any expectations, just for the fun of it (though they do probably hook up at some point)
There's no strings attached, and they both deserve to have some open positive attention without too much complicated feelings.
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RADIODUST VS RADIOAPPLE....
RadioAppleDust ??
LOOK at Angel following Lucifer with his eyes
LOOK behind these two as Lucifer sneaks up
LOOK at how CLOSE they are hugging!
Headcanon:
Another reason Alastor is being petty to Husker cause of Lucifer being extra friendly to Angel.
Therefore,
Alastor is going to "flirt" with Angel to annoy Husk AND cause he doesn't want Lucifer to "get" Angel
BUT it backfires
Cause Lucifer sees Alastor flirting with Angel and decides to "steal" Angel from Alastor
Which, by the end of their shenanigans,
RadioApple happens but also a QPR situation with RadioHuskerDust.
Charlie gets 2 dads
Husk gets a FUCKING break and a new boyfriend
Angel gets a new friend in the king of Hell
Who helps destroy Valentino (especially after Angel tells him how Val licked his daughter)
Afterwards,
Rosie gets one helluva gossip session with Alastor when he explains how he took down the V's with the help from his new partners
What would the ship name be?
AppleDust ?
AppleAngel ?
Wait...
DuckAngel / AngelDuck
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I was outlining the next radiostatic fic when I got distracted by the fact that someone needs to put Lucifer into their lap and tell him he's a good boy, and now I'm 6.2k words deep into something that's turned out way more emotional than I thought it would.
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me when i make fanart for my own drabble that i probably won’t even show anyone but my discord friends
anyway this ship has me in a chokehold now
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“I don’t understand,” Charlie says. “Why is everyone at this hotel psychosexually obsessed with my dad.”
“A phenomenon that escapes rationality,” says Alastor.
“You’re obsessed with him in a different way, I don’t want to hear it.”
or: top ten ways not to rebound from your wife, everybody wants a piece of lucifer, and charlie would really, really like to stop learning things about her dad's sex life please
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So- Hazbin twt released this clip a while back to introduce Lucifer- and Im like 110% sure they know what they are doing 🧎♂️✨
Angel's probably in for a surprise tho...
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look at them. JUST LOOK AT THEM. look how happy Fat Nuggets is.
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Molting is a sensitive time for Lucifer. His mood may be affecting how quickly his feathers fall
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With AO3 down I can't update my fanfics. If anyone has any promotes or requests for Alastor/Lucifer, Angel Dust/Lucifer, or Adam/Lucifer I'd be more than happy to write something up.
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