Well... izn't thiz awkward. Hello, er... me. I guezz that myzterious ztranger wazn't mezzing with me after all... huh.
There’z another one? Weird…
And…what in particular do you mean by “mysterious ztranger”?
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Xe is ready.
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NOOO GNARPY
@azk-gnarpy
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hey guys.
Gnarpy blog🛸
@two-stud-invasion
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What is a gnarpy
Who is the gnarpy?
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lost my fucking mind over "I BEG THINE PARDON????" this is the funniest shit ive heard ever
anyway uhm um bive and those fucked up round fluffy gnarpy cats made of nothing but dough if you have any idea on what im referring to
i googled "round gnarpy" and then was reminded to be careful with what i search. anyway! HEEEEHEEHEHEEEYEEHEYEEHHHHEEH
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hang up that computer call bive 😈 im feelin ROMANTICAL
hang up that computer call bive. come over here and KISS ME ON MY HOT MOUTH. IM FEELING ROMANTICAL.
day twenty six
YAOI JUMPSCARE!
here’s the original. I looked up zoom call and picked one of the first ones, but this fit SO FRIGGIN WELL. HOW DID IT FIT SO WELL. THAT WOMAN IS LITERALLY BIVE. AND THE UNCOMFORTABLE LOOKING OLD MEN FIT THE VIBE OF “are they about to kiss” and then the one of bottom right looking happy is so unpleasant “HAHAHAHAHAH SHES RIZZING UP BIVE”
no requests have been lost, I got a couple more to answer after this one. thanks for so many asks!!
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Xe hiss at you.
"You're too purple."
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HELLOO THERE!!!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT MY…… SHOOTABLE PEN???🤔🤔🤔‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
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For Gnarpy:
GIVE BACK SPUD’S LEGS OR SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR LEGSSSSS
Me coming to get gnarpy’s legs with a axe
underztand me when i zay that i regret it. i waz tazked to learn more about humanz and how they function, which waz what lead me to chooze frank. normal guy, who did nothing wrong. now; i waz thinking clearly, nothing waz ztopping me from not doing what i did to zpud, but i dezperately wanted to imprezz my zuperiorz, zo i did more than i waz tazked. it waz like gutting open a frog, like you zeebloingz do in the name of zcience clazz. after i waz done, it only THEN ztarted to hit that if thiz waz another gnarpian like me, i wouldn't even be doing thiz. i'd raize my handz in their air and quit! i'd think a zeebloing like you would at leazt get THAT part. and i felt guilt, i didn't want to kill him, and i didn't know zhit about humanz either! what rezulted waz a poor attempt to keep him living in a functioning body that i knew nothing about! and i don't know how to "give him back hiz legz", that'z not pozzible even with the zcience over at garz, let alone the poor excuze of zcience you have at earth.
the leazt i could do iz modify hiz wheelchair, which iz exactly what i am doing now. after i'm done with it, i'll give my zizter the wheelchair zo zhe can then give it to zpud. i don't want to freak him out and make him think that i want him dead.
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pay up, gnarpy
insert cash or select payment-
No, im not doing whatever foolizh thing you want.
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They are coming for you >:]
. . 🛸 “ OH GLORP.. THREE ZPUDZ?? I NEED TO REPAIR MY ZHIP IMMEDIATELY TO RETREAT. ”
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juzt letting you know that i've officially ztarted a hate campaign againzt the gayz and you're NEXT!!
- @drretros-taxidermy
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Bonjour again my fuzzy friend!
I apologize for another break-in on you but have you see a certain green alien?
Theres some red bouncy balls I need to throw at xem!
Hehehe...
~Miché [ @thekubekat ]
…ARE YOU REFERRING TO GNARPY. THAT’S THE ONLY GREEN ALIEN SPECIES I KNOW HERE..
ooc :: @azk-gnarpy rise and shine /j /ooc I FELT LIKE TAGGING U OK SOBS
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Another one, can you draw Gnarpy x Takoyama please and then make a fanchild for them…
Here you go. (I think im okay with the fanchild design🗿☠️)
I can't even think about a fit name for their fanchild bruh. All I can think of are just "Takemishi" or "Keishi" but since Gnarpy is an alien so these names are like very different from his looks alot and I'm not gonna uses those name☠️
Since you requested me this already, you can give him a name tho
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Decided to try my hand at doing a Redesign of Gnarpy, Since the new one was Leaked (?) and I didn't. Like it??? Also I've wanted to redesign xyr for a WHILE now (I was never a fan of the OG Design unfortunately..)
I have SO SO SO SO many reasons for every choice made, but I didn't have room for it all on the Canvas, maybe I'll make a follow-up post or something. Enjoy! Redirect any possible Death Threats to my AskBox tysm
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